Tuesday, March 16th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 15th!
Looks like the Lilith Fair is back in town.- ThegoldenBoyNC
Runners-up:
In the summer, Michelle Dugfar sits on the garden hose and turns her vadge into a slip 'n slide.- starvis
The John Wayne Gacy ride was the first attraction at SerialWorld.- RecessVillain
The emergency slide on Virgin Air's airline sister Slut Air.- DirtyWhoreMouth
(Thanks J.B.)
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Asselent job!!!
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
Congrats sluts!! Hilarious. "Slut Air"...bwahahaha! *books a flight*
Congrats Golden Boy and fellow horz.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Congrats to the winners. You totally deserve it. I cackled re: the Lillith Fair one especially. Brilliant!
I don't get the first one.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
CUNTgratz CUNTz
LOL! Congrats winners!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
People watch as Lady Gaga finally releases her tuck as gnomes and hobbits slide out, and makes them wonder why the snatch which starred in Teeth hasn't bitten off her peen yet.
Gabby Sidibe is determined to get that Oscar next year and now realizes what she has to do.
Needing money to pay legal fees, Courtney Love finally decided to rent out her vagina for parties.
The newest attraction at Six Flags... Vadge: The Ride. Just watch out for the teeth.
jon and kate plus the technicolor parade
Who says woring for Paris Hilton is a drag? Her crotch creatures always have a great time at company picnic.
Octomom releases her hatchlings into the world.
While the conservatorship would never approve of her purchasing a Lamborghini, Daddy Spears did allow Britney to exercise her creative genius by posing for inspiration at the Baton Rouge Weenier Fest.
Baby Jesus' hurt locker.
So THIS is what sex looked like for Jon Gosselin?
Larry Craig's builders balked at his plans for his backyard jungle gym, until he yelled, "If you build it, I will come."
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Little Crotch of Horrors
Despite her best intentions, Lady GaGa's latest fashion statement only served to draw attention to her amateurish tuck game.
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If you run, you'll only die tired.
What Tom Cruise really saw when Katie went into labor.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
There's not enough Vadge-isil to cure this shit.
After paying all her legal fees Courtney Love decided to pick up a part time job to make ends meet.
Blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah, Paris Hilton.
After Lindsay Lohan couldn't get a job for another made-for-tv movie, she resorted to appear at birthday parties by allowing children to climb into her ten foot wide vagina with razor sharp teeth.
Octomom's maniacal laugh has spread down to her stank chocha.
"Godzilla meets Gene Simmons" by Peter Max
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elen sila lumen omentilmo-LOTR
Gosh Paris, please put on some undies.
The new American Apparel ad is so edgy!
VH1's filming of the "I Love the 80's" special featuring Rainbow Brite, Barney and Slime was a real no hit wonder.
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Test ride the new octo-mom ride at Six Flags!!!
TLC shows us a sneak peek of next season's "19 Kids and Counting" directed by Tim Burton.
All she wanted was to get vagazzled, but it hadn't been fed in a while and suddenly... it started eating people!!! There was nothing Sienna could do about it.
Angelina Jolie: The Ride
For unauthorized reproduction of her monstrous clit, whoever came up with this can expect a lawsuit from Chyna in 3, 2, 1...
Oh that's nice, Paris is giving back.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Mason Dash Disick's birth caught on tape, orchestrated by grannie Kris.
Asian kids come out the front. African kids come out the back.
PFFT! Amateur! Angelina did it better.
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Jeniloonies, please start your assault now, since I have dared to insult your cat-lady goddess.
(Dementa 1/27/09)
Looks like the Lilith Fair is back in town.
"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
♪♫♪ It's a no-eyed, no-horned, sitting, purple peter eater! ♫♪♫
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Crabs just wanna have fun.
Extremely weird, but I admire you for it! ;)
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 4:08pm.
How weird is it that the part I found scary and unusual is the length of the toenails?
Madonna readies the stage for her upcoming "prolapse" tour...
Madonna's new school for orphans in Malawi opens.
Octomom's vag on acid.
Aubrey's Oday's Vajayjay after a lay-lay
Wow. Steven Tyler was right. He is the motherfucking rainbow.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Dunno what this is, but I'm hoping it's going to greet Howard Stern when he goes to hell.
The Sienna Miller vag slide moonbounce is now available at your nearest party rental store!