Afternoon Crumbs
Mah Boo butches it up on the cover of something called Outside Magazine. No, it's not a magazine devoted to gay outdoor sex. I checked. - Just Jared
The Department of Public Health needs to declare Adrianne Curry's bare ass a D-! - Egotastic!
Boy George isn't going to chain George Michael to a radiator anytime soon. That sucks. - Towleroad
Doug the burrito heir confirms that Paris Hilton has stinky tits - The Superficial
Benjamin Brady's butt crack makes its debut in Vogue - Popsugar
Jessica Simpson's reality show is coming up short, just like her legs in that dress - Lainey Gossip
CHERYL BURKE is destroying me slowly - Hollywood Tuna
Nicolette Sheridan's nipple is shy today (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Fail Mondays - Cityrag
Vadge does not want her baby hanging around with that milkaholic Lindsay - Celebitchy
Why did I suddenly get the hideous image in my head of Trish Cyrus accidentally dropping her towel in front of Miley's boyfriend? - ICYDK
Ever wondered what the inside of Tommy Girl's stomach looks like? - SOW
Drew Barrymore will not be getting a Christmas card from Nicole Kidman this year - I'm Not Obsessed
I see Brit Brit is styling her own mother now - Hollywood Rag
And later on in the day, Mischa Barton smoked her headband - Holy Moly!
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Jessica Simpson's company is said to be worth $500 million. How did that happen?!
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Well Soultonic,
I've gotta admit, that picture really is a true classic. It'll definately stand up against the test of time.
I'd also like to add in the bloody panties/shopping spree photo. Another true gem.
This is kinda cool. (Top 20) 5 Second Films:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saqO_ZqX6uY
OK, MK, you should've given YourBoo the Photoshop award btw!!!
At least Britney's mom is wearing a bra!
So it kinda sounds like they bought a boyfriend for Miley, doesn't it? Mom's the exec producer who hired him and told her daughter to go for it. Creeeepy.
Britney will always be country. She proves it to the world everyday. Sometimes I love her for that. :)
This is my favorite Britney picture of all time:
http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/bald_britney_spears_paparazzi-1486
What did they do to MK's Boo? He looks like George W. Bush in that picture.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Another photo of JJ Spears.....complete window licker.
Britney's kids are packed into the front seat - country style!
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Declaration of Compassion:
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LOL! I can hear Madonna's HELL NO! from here.
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
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Baby Jesus is so easily fooled. Hohan tricked him into thinking the dumpster in the alley behind a club is the V.I.P. lounge.
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
Good for Vadge. I don't blame her for wanting to keep lil' Jesus away from Blohan. You can get a rash just from being in the same room with that twat. Blohan, not Vadge. Rashes and various skin crawling things are fucking scared of Vadge.
And who the living fuck dressed Miley Cyclops? First off she teeth like a fucking beaver. Didn't she SEE the strap tan lines?
Writing a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a break!
Jesus looks speshul in that pic.
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WTF happened to lil Boo's face? This needs a photoshop award.
And also on Britney's Mama - I saw that the other day when she was looking alright...I saw that exact same shirt under her jacket but then I think the loons were already crying by then and I felt I should back off;p
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
While I can knock Madonna for many things I can't blame her for warning her oldest son away from the toxic wasteland that is the Lohan party zone. I totally think Adrian Curry is taking "I dare ya" requests via DM from those basement dwelling stroke monkeys that troll her Twitter swamp. I guess when the geriatric husband has moved on you have to get attention wherever you can...divorce announcement pending on that one.
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What the hell is that blue thing between AC's flappy Aniston buttflaps?
Tommygirl's stomach... clicks link... WAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I swear to God, Shitney has the most shiteous taste in clothing.
Tommy Girl's stomach!! LOL!! Oh, fucking funny...
*checks over shoulder for scientologists*
Jesus Luz looks really good in that picture and his hair is to die for.
I wonder if Anderson Cooper 'overcame his fear' as described in the article, the same way when he got fudged in the anus for the first time. Oh Anderson, you're my hero. (kisses picture of Anderson on computer screen)
I don't know why, but I'm looking forward to seeing Jessica's new show tonight. Crossing my fingers she acts like the biggest ditz on this or that side of the planet.
Why oh Why did they Photoshop the sexy right out of AC!?! What the fuck?! It's like they used the "no-quite-so-gay" tool on him. PEOPLE, gay guys *are* the HOT ones - we need to be adding gay face, not taking it away.
I CAN"T wait to watch Jess' show! I dont care if she is ditzy I know Its going to be funny and sweet :)
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Submitted by 2Di4 on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 3:11pm.
i'm more interested in the travertine tiles in adrianne curry's kitchen than her droopy horse ass.
You're my hero.
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Submitted by Wonder Woman on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 3:16pm.
anderson be lookin nice...(licks mouth)
That's hot. Go play cybersex on AOL, sweetheart.
Anderson ain't no Dr. Drew, but he's still hot.
I know this is going to sound sacrilegious, but WTF is up with AC's face? It looks busted here, and I know he's waaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than that!
Drew Barrymore is GORGEOUS. I have that same ring! I bet she'll change her mind about plastic surgery, though.
I love the nasty reviews of Jessica Simpleton's show. She is such a stupid cow.
MK's Boo looks almost unrecognizable on that cover!
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I saw mischa bartons law and order svu episode and she was actually really good. she has legitimate acting talent and could be successful if her personal life wasnt such a fuck up
anderson be lookin nice...(licks mouth)
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 3:11pm.
Fear ain't the only thing in ol' ratings kryptonite coopers stomach, if ya knowwutimsayin'
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YEP. TONS OF CUM.
Drew Barrymore can say that because she ıs naturally pretty. Most Hollywood sluts cannot say no to botox.
And Coop ıs frontıng a mag for gay gırl scouts!
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On overcoming fear: “ Anyone who says they’re not scared is a fool or a liar or both. I just don’t want that fear in my stomach"
Fear ain't the only thing in ol' ratings kryptonite coopers stomach, if ya knowwutimsayin'
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Shouldn't you people go back to work at Hunts Point already?
i'm more interested in the travertine tiles in adrianne curry's kitchen than her droopy horse ass.
Seriously. There should be a Photoshop award given away for that cover.
the fuck did they do to his face?