Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which star has a weird fetish for leaving his sunglasses on during the throes of passion? But the heartbreaker will not be budged and says it’s essential to keep up his mojo. What can he mean? (3am Girls)
Since it takes a team of hypnotists, six cranes, five call girls and three members of the SWAT team to get Jack Nicholson to take his sunglasses off for two seconds, I'll go with him.
This guy may be a talented actor, but his fame so far has been more about his personal life rather than his professional life. That may change with the release of his next film, which he hopes will be the one that launches him for his talent, rather than for whom he is dating. However, be prepared for him to dump his current arm candy if the numbers show that his relationship with her prevents people from taking him seriously. It will be sad when he breaks her heart, though, because while he sees her as a publicity ploy, she is genuinely in love with him. (Blind Gossip)
Zac Efron and that girl who always borrows his MAC lip glass without asking?
This starting to age but still gorgeous B- list movie and television actress has a very intimate relationship with her brother. So much so that she sleeps in the same bed as her brother and his wife. (CDAN)
Angelina Jolie in costume as a B-list movie and television actress?
What A list television and movie actor broke up with his most recent girlfriend because she didn't spank him hard enough? (CDAN)
George Clooney?
This right on the cusp of A list television and movie actor on a very hit network show is supposedly happily married. Why then did he spend the night with this A list comedienne. (CDAN)
Steve Carrell and the irresistible Joan Rivers?
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@ Mary Read: I thought the same thing about #1. Since the word heartbreaker is a clue and a "star" could be anyone famous, Tom Petty immediately came to mind.
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Submitted by stella mccartney on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 4:44am.
I think the second one is Justin Timberlake. He's an excellent actor but nobody seems to have noticed.
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I was thinking the same thing but I can't say that his fame thusfar is more about his personal life. He is a successful musician, first and foremost. Maybe these days he's known more for his personal life but that wasn't always the case.
1. How about Skeletor?
2. Zac Efron doesn't seem right to me. Possibly RPatz
3. I don't think James Haven is married...he would have told us so himself...so, can't be Angie. Plus, like it or not, she's A-List. Someone on Enty's blog guessed Lucy Liu since she lives in NYC with her brother and his wife.
4. Clooney for sure. I bet he also likes nipple clamps.
5. No idea but over on Enty I read this guess..."Stephen Colbert and Betty White", which made me shoot my coffee out my nose so I will go with that one.
I don't think it's Jack Nicholson. Nobody cares who he is fucking anymore. And even if we did, he already has a reputation for doing really nasty and disgusting (degrading) things to women. Wearing sunglasses in bed isn't really that creative for Jack. If it's him he must be slipping.
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I think the second one is Justin Timberlake. He's an excellent actor but nobody seems to have noticed.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:09pm.
How do you even keep the sunglasses on during fucky-fucky times---unless you are laying on your back the whole time like some fat fucking arthritic walrus...Sooooo Jack.
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How do you even keep the sunglasses on during fucky-fucky times---unless you are laying on your back the whole time like some fat fucking arthritic walrus...Sooooo Jack.
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Why can't number two be Russell Brand? He is not serious but he was the only saving grace in "Forgetting Sara Marshall". He is dating that British Pop singer Katy Perry.
1. I have to say, the first clue really implies Tom Petty. It conspicuously says 'star' instead of movie/film/TV star or actor. His band is the Heartbreakers and the new album coming out is called "Mojo." That's just weird to think about, though.
2. I would not think Zefron since his singing & dancing & apparent hotness (sorry, doesn't do it for me) got him media adoration with or without the girlfriend. I buy the Liam dude & Miley.
3, 4, 5 = CDAN...why bother?
"Zac Efron and that girl who always borrows his MAC lip glass without asking?" HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!! I think that's correct also. The naked pic girl is gonna blow a gasket when Zacilicious leaves her, she strikes me as the Fatal Attraction type. Take the good brushes, Zac! And don't forget the flat iron:)
The rest I dunno, except for the incestuous one;AngieJo always springs to mind.
Oh and thanks zomay for that stunning mental image of Larry & Roseanne!! LOL & yuk!
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1. I have to go with Jack, too.
2. The guy dating MIley Cyrus? IDK
3. Stephanie and Speidi, I am surprised you didn't get that MK
4. I give up
5. IDK, it's happy hour, I am outta here.
#1 is a 'heartbreaker'. I can't see Jack N. breaking hearts these days. Then again why is this one a blind? Sunglasses during sex? So very hush hush!!
#2 Twilight boy.
#3 hope it is a step brother. Still gross though.
#4 How hard is it to spank someone? Come on!
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#5 Larry The Cable Guy and Roseanne.
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Could #2 be the oft discussed Mr. Law and his trashy ho GF?
I feel for #4. I hate it when I don't get spanked hard enough. if you can't do it right, don't do it at all....
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 4:59pm.
I've said it twice and I'll say it twice: CDAN's a nut who pulls stuff out of his ass
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Exactly. Plus, I hate his rating system. It's confusing.
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The woman who sleeps with her brother and his wife? Lucy Liu FTW.
Julia Roberts loves sleeping with her brother Eric...so I've heard.
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For sleeping in bed with brother and wife:
Does Courtney Cox have a brother?
Sharon Stone was one of the suggestions at CDAN.
Oh Yesterday's trash!
I was thinking Alexis Arquette!
#3 smells like the Arquettes.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 4:58pm.
Zac didn't do the singing on High School Musical....btw. He's alright to look at if he could just do something with his hair...lol.
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He didn't do the singing in the first one, but the second one he did.
And he's not that great of a singer.
I think 2 is Justin and Jessica
He wants to be a *real* actor so bad
1.Probably Jack...which makes me want to vomit
2.Bradley Cooper
3.Kate Hudson
4.no clue
5.Handler and someone? Or Silverman?
1. Bono
2. Gerry Butler
3. Sharon Stone
4. Don't Know
5. Charlie Sheen
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I don't think the first one is Jack Nicholson...um...it says he is a "heartbreaker" and at however many thousand years old jack is...I don't think it's him. Try someone younger.
As for #2...Liam Hemswhatever and Miley Cyrus sounds like a perfect fit.
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My first thought was Tommygirl for the first, so I'll go with that. After all, he still thinks that sunglasses make him look cool, and there's no mention about whether the throes are with men or women. :-D
I totally think that it's Rob Pattinson for the second. Yeah, he's got that dirty crazy Depp-wannabe image, but I think the fact that he tried out for Twilight says a lot about his ambition. No male on planet Earth would ever associate himself with Twishite unless he wanted to get a leg up in Hollywood, which is what Unicorn Hair has done (and early in Twilight's publicity he made it clear he hated the books). Despite his Twishite role, he's tried to legitimize his career by doing good work in indie biopics, tragic romances, and adaptations of Guy de Maupassant novels.
So yeah, I totally believe he's that ambitious and willing to ditch the surly lesbian chick.
I dunno who the third one is. Does Jennifer Love Hewitt have a brother?
Dunno who 4 is, but I don't think it's Clooney because he hasn't done TV for ten years except for his cameo on the ER finale. Damn, it could be almost anybody.
Is 5 Hugh Laurie?
1) Bono
2) Patterson or Cooper
3) Patricia Arquette
4) DiCaprio
5) Carrell & Chelsea Handler ??
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I don't think #2 is Zac. He is already being taken seriously by the people in Hollywood who count. He has gotten praise for that Orson Wells movie and "17 Again" so all he needs is a movie that is a big hit and/or gets Oscar buzz. And Zac did sing his own songs in "High School Musical." There is no way Disney would choose someone on looks alone for a musical. They have too many young kids in their stable who can sing, dance and act well enough for a musical and look good. It would have been stupid of them to fake it.
I think # 2 is Gerry Butler and Jen Aniston.
I think #3 is Candace and Kirk Cameron. (I'm mostly kidding about this one)
Submitted by kayce. on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 5:08pm.
i think #2 is whatshisface... the one from twilight? robert pattinson! he has that new flick coming out, and it actually looks good.
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Robert Pattinson makes a lot of sense for #2.
I co-sign on Jack Nicholson
i think #2 is whatshisface... the one from twilight? robert pattinson! he has that new flick coming out, and it actually looks good.
1. Jack Nicholson for sure
2. Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Keifer Sutherland?
5. Ummm Patrick Dempsey?
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I agree with the commenters on the page that the actor looking to make it big and dump his publicity piece (Hannah Montana) is Australian Liam Hemsworth. Dating her would indeed "prevent you from being taken seriously".
From wiki: "In March 2010, Details magazine selected Hemsworth as one of their predictions for "The Next Generation of Hollywood's Leading Men"."
"It will be sad when he breaks her heart, though, because while he sees her as a publicity ploy, she is genuinely in love with him."
Rah! Be less stupid, woman.
First one could be Bono from U2 as well? I think he was born with sunglasses...
I've said it twice and I'll say it twice: CDAN's a nut who pulls stuff out of his ass.
Zac didn't do the singing on High School Musical....btw. He's alright to look at if he could just do something with his hair...lol.
Hmm...Sarah Silverman for the comedienne in the last one?
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I'm not sure if that's Zac Efron for number two but he is such a good looking young man. I love looking at him. There have been small rumors that he may be gay and uses Vanessa Hutchens as a ploy for his image. I hope that's not true and I hope he becomes a huge superstar. He's got the looks, can sing and dance plus act. He has the x-factor.