Monday, March 15th 2010
Marion Cotillard Gets A Prick To The Titty
Just like all of us, Marion Cotillard woke up this morning and immediately prayed to the exquisite lucite heel in her shrine to please bring her tete a hard, warm prick. The gods answered her prayer, but not in the way she had hoped. While being awarded the Order Of Arts And Letters in Paris today, the French Minister pricked Marion in the chichi and pretty much made her nipple bawl blood tears. This is why you can't use slang when praying to the gods.
Here's more of Marion and her tortured titty along with Tim Burton, who was also honored, and Helena Bonham Carter.
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HEY!!! Frederic ( the minister) is gay, and he likes them young. so no need to worry for Marion
mmmm, candy medal!
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bo tatoe, are gladiator fights and watching slaves be eaten by lions that different from reality TV? :-D
(BTW, that was in reference to Marion's outfit, not HBC's) *shudder*
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I looooooooove her outfit! I have a fashion boner!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I don't know who the fuck Marion Cotillard is, but she looks like a hybrid between Brendan Frasier and that ugly Victoria's Secret model who's always "accidentally" flashing the world her tits.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
I love Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter.
While I know that you could spot Tim Burton and his films from a mile away, I haven't seen a Burton film I didn't like. His movies are aesthetically pleasing as well as they serve a purpose. I respect Tim Burton's films because they always include a valuable social message on a universal level.
There's no pretentious politics, but rather that his films incorporate a lesson on our treatment and perceptions of others on an individual basis. Unlike a lot of directors, Tim Burton has no specific marketing demographic but instead targets everyone.
Therefore, and that having been said, I'm a bit of a Tim Burton loon.
It kind of pisses me off that people say such harsh things about Helena Bonham Carter's style but praise Lady CaCa for being such an "artiste".
I get it, though. Be yourself, as long as it looks good (or slutty). Go figure.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
"bawlin for bagina" -MK
(You used the word bawl again, which reminded me of the post about the owl that was "bawlin for bagina." HAHA!)
i've always wondered where tim got he inspiration for johnny depp's hair n edward scissorhands. now I know.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
I think what marion is wearing is So beautiful. this would have been a good time for forehead tittays.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 9:01pm.
This is why the ancient Romans publicly whipped actors when they got out of line...We need to bring that back...
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Well that is a jolly tidbit you know about ancient Romans. Here's another one: they enjoyed watching gladiator fights and various townspeople or slaves getting eaten by wild animals.
Not quite the moral authority to aspire to.
As for what HBC said - everyone who's not in line with that braindead third reich patridiotic doctrine is my new best friend.
I love HBC she's not a copy of everyone else. Also hooray for pale skin.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
HBC and TB are so nasty looking. I think HBC would look attractive if she bathed and had a makeover. I wonder what their kid looks like.
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 10:50pm.
damn, HBC is something else. She looks stoned out of her mind in all those pics....and that outfit tres horible!! But for some reason I love her don't give two shits and a fuck attitude.
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I've always loved her, too. Ever since I saw Boxing Helena and Margaret's Museum.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
babybunny, isn't that pretty much how she looks ALL the time? I have yet to see a picture of HBC where she doesn't look stoned and like a refugee from a thrift shop. She's awesomely unconventional, but I think she's on the good stuff 24/7.
Tigerlilly, I'm in favor of that. Hmmm, who shall be first in line for the public whippins?! Some are talentless and need whipping, and some are talented but dumb.
As for that French minister, he needs to quit pawing at actresses' boobs when the cameras are looking at him. In the last picture she's looking down like, "What the hell are you doing down there?"
damn, HBC is something else. She looks stoned out of her mind in all those pics....and that outfit tres horible!! But for some reason I love her don't give two shits and a fuck attitude.
Couldn't they wear the cool outfits AND take a shower once in a while?
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If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.
There's personal style, and then there's looking like an artsy-fartsy, "LOOK AT ME" pretentious ass.
HBC, lighten up. You're not at a funeral...But I do agree that the woman has lovely skin.
She looks like she stepped straight out of the morgue.
I. want. the. drugs. that Helena. and Tim. are. on. That's all I have to say, really. They are so consistently fucked the fuck up.
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The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes - Cyrus the Virus
Dear Tim and Helena,
I hear you are rich. BUY A FUCKING COMB AND USE IT. Both of you. Right now.
Yours truly,
Everyone who has to look at you.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 8:16pm.
Oh yes, that is the same dumb bitch who said this about the terrorist attacks:
"I think we're lied to about a number of things. We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in NY], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."
As if that weren't enough, Marion went on to explain her 'theory' behind the attacks. Apparently, she thinks that America chose to blow up the towers in an effort to save time and money.
"It was a money sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them," she said.
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This is why the ancient Romans publicly whipped actors when they got out of line...We need to bring that back...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Helena Bonham Carter looks great, especially with the veil.
Every time I see them together I have to wonder which gods were working the day Tim Burton and HBC got together. How perfect is that pairing?
About the French chick...is she wearing a bra?
Oh yes, that is the same dumb bitch who said this about the terrorist attacks:
"I think we're lied to about a number of things. We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in NY], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."
As if that weren't enough, Marion went on to explain her 'theory' behind the attacks. Apparently, she thinks that America chose to blow up the towers in an effort to save time and money.
"It was a money sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them," she said.
I'll bet it took HBC and TB HOURS to look that horrendous. I see artfully fugly use of hair wax to make their hair do that for one thing...and even though HBC is an extremely beautiful woman, the make up is quite artfully done, the only lovely thing about her get up. These two try too hard to be kooky. There's personal style then there's Salvation Army meets Grandma's attic meets LOOK AT ME I'M SO ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT meets EPIC FAIL...Can you imagine what these two smell like? Well, hair product masks some of it, but beyond that, I'd imagine the average street whore after a hard day's work smells better than these two....unless THAT'S fake about them too...(wouldn't be surprised if they were personal hygiene Martha Stewart types who try to look smelly cuz they think that's soooooo cooooool)...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't know what HBC is wearing, but she has absolutely flawless skin.
Isn't she the actress who had some choice things to say about Americans and 9/11? If so, good, I hope she hasn't had her tetanus shot in a long time too.
I like HBC...I have always had a thing for eccentric old ladies. Maybe I will be one some day. She has her own style, I always respect that. Tim Burton is just mediocre, but together they are terrific!
POOOTEEEE!
Helena looks like the type of psychotic who hasn't shaved her furry underarms OR her hairy legs in years and doesn't give a rat's ass about it, either....
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Helena's face looks like she's out on a day pass from the local psych farm and trying to figure out what's real and what isn't without making a scene.
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I am not a pussy.
That's a beautiful potato sack Helena's wearing. I agree, she may say she doesn't care about fashion and being on the worst dressed list, but she sure does seem to go out of her way to stress the point. I don't recall her even registering on anyone's radar before she started swallowing Tim's sour Goth jizz.
They try too hard to be the "cooky" couple whenever there's a photo op and fail miserably. And Tim needs to hang it up, his movies have become predictable and kind of boring.
hey helena !! you and your halloween costume need to get the hell out of the photos ! YOU are not being honored. you completely ruined 'sweeney todd'..must you ruin everything else too ?
M. le Ministre is having a gay old time at this affair. And who says the gays don't love boobies?
Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 7:28pm.
For all of you sluts saying the minister's ready to grab her boob, the guy is gay as a seal (that's what we say in France).
Turns out he has a creepy look.
"but you don't just roll out of bed looking that idiotic. She has to try to look stupid."
Haha, true. I like her as an actress but she needs to learn how to dress herself. Tim's a lost cause but aren't most directors?
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
Helena has a Caca-ish style, the difference is that she is authenticaly crazy. I love her, I love the way she just doesn't give a damn about fashion or style trends and has a style of her own.
Even if it looks awful, I find it personal enough to be endearing. Go Helena!
For all of you sluts saying the minister's ready to grab her boob, the guy is gay as a seal (that's what we say in France).
Turns out he has a creepy look.
akward.
and HBC is a freakin' mess. I like it. At least she is consistent.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Submitted by creth95 on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 6:49pm.
I'm thinking next time Tim Burton is scheduled to receive a medal, maybe he should set his alarm early enough to have time to run a comb through his brillo pad of a hair-don't. Just a thought.
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That and a shower to clean his dirty hair. And HBC, too. Can't believe this is how they showed up! :P
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"little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names)"...MK
my god that woman is an ATROCIOUS actress. The only reason I didn't walk out of that french singer movie is i was smack dab in the middle of a packed row.
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Internet fakers:
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Submitted by shandi on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 6:43pm.
In that second to last thumbnail, he looks like he's getting ready to grab her boob!
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OMG!! I was so creeped out by that thumbnail. It's more frightening than the thought of getting pricked in the boob! :P
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"little Kumquat and little Rameses (or whatever their names)"...MK
Didn't she learn from her own commercial to wear her tiites on her forehead
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Fuck Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter. Tim for making predictable shit over and over and Helena for turning into some costumed goth queen after getting together with Tim. In some interview she talked about "ignoring" worst dressed comments, but you don't just roll out of bed looking that idiotic. She has to try to look stupid.
She's so pretty, it always depresses me.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 03/15/2010 - 6:45pm.
HBC is never dressed, she's always costumed.
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AND, in some role play... she's weird. Weirder than Tim's hair.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Nasty ass French Minister poked her tit on purpose. He probably offered to put a band-aid on it too. Nasty ass.
Helena looks beautiful as always...she has such gorgeous skin
I'm thinking next time Tim Burton is scheduled to receive a medal, maybe he should set his alarm early enough to have time to run a comb through his brillo pad of a hair-don't. Just a thought.
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Some people just get to be shiny.
HBC is never dressed, she's always costumed.