Hot Slut Of The Day!
Dr. Jeffry (the "e" ran off went it saw his new body) Life!
Dr. Life has been in the game for a while, but for some strange reason (let's blame it on DST again) I've seen his picture a lot lately. So let's face our fears and fully embrace Dr. Life. Well, don't embrace him too hard or you might get a little roid puss on your cardigan.
According to Dr. Life's bio, he put down the Twinkie and picked up human growth hormones at the age of 59 because he was sick of being overweight. It only took a couple of years for Dr. Life's body to transform into something Vadge would give birth to if she ever had a baby with A-Roidy. If Benjamin Button's drank a gallon of roid milk....
Today, Dr. Life is a champion for Cenegenics and practices at the Life Center for Healthy Aging in Las Vegas. Below is a clip of Dr. Life on Fox News a couple of years ago talking about how devouring hormones changed his life! Dr. Life talks slower than Droopy Dog chewing on molasses, but who cares?! Dr. Life's got ripped nipples!
And am I the only one wondering what kind of effect all those growth hormones have had on his pepaw peen? Does it look like a boiled endive or a boiled baby cucumber?
Yeah, I am the only one, aren't I? Okay, I'll just stand by myself in the section labeled "You Nasty."
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HGH will put suppergro on his tumors. Idiot.
HGH is a hormone NOT a steroid. A tiny amount is made by the adult body for cell repair but very little is actually needed so I do not quite believe his deficiency excuse.
Too bad the interviewer bitch didn't follow up with a few intelligent questions. Excessive growth hormone production in children causes gigantism and acromegaly in adults - either way it is painful and deforming. Celebrities like Stallone and Madonna are fucked to be abusing this stuff.
Maybe Grandpa talks slow because he has an enlarged tongue (happens) from the HGH. No matter, he is a wrinkled old fart in the face and his body looks fake. Pass.
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How come it didn't work on his head, yo? Dude looks 80. My dad has bypassed HGH in favor of Jack Daniels and looks younger.
OMG, I'm making an appt.
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You're definitely not the only one, MK! How can people look and NOT wonder about the portion he's packing?! That big slut wouldn't be wearing those saucy jeans if he didn't want us to check out the goods anyway heh heh heh(lacsivious laugh to fade.....)
why was I expecting him to do the interview with his shirt off? I'm mildly disappointed...
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Dude looks like Popeye if he was a real man! I say, super hot!!! Me likey Daddy, and ain't nothing wrong with his face. HGH is like steriods tho, if you ask me . . .
i can only imagine what these hormones are doing to this geezer's body on the inside...and they do nothing for his face cuz he looks 69...
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i dont even want to think about his PeePaw peen...
so let's focus on the fact that even though the "growth juice" has brought some youth back to his old man body (except for his saggy stomach)...DR. Life's HEAD looks OLD!!!
He still is bald, he still has gray hair, and he still oooks like a PeePaw from the neck up.
I would say this has been photoshopped but then Dr. Life would jump up on the nearest local bodybuilding stage (at a high school near you) and start throwing down most muscular poses, double biceps, and then I would lose my lunch
He should have just told that interupting rag to stfu! Think she went to the same school as Hasselbeck.
I googled up HCG shots for infertility treatment, and MAN, there are a ton of diet sites and bodybuilding sites that promote using HCG shots to help.
Anyways... whatever.
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Her voice = nails on a chalkboard.
Also...she's trying to make a story out of nothing. He already told her that it's only used for those who are deficient in growth hormone. Stfu, biotch!
Hitting this would remind me of my grandfather when he molestered me.....That being said, I would probably give him an hours worth of revenge/hate rape. Does that make me weird? (As if I give a fuck.....)
Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
No, hell, no.
The body looks young and hot but the face, voice and personality says sleepy old man. So I would have to say no.
Submitted by KillBilly on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 11:03am.
I totally just wet myself - YUMMY. I have major thing for muscle older men!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 10:42am.
@ Stan Hooper:
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I've been with built up guys with big peens. Two of 'em. It happens.
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Lucky you, angel! The closest I've come to that was with one of my HS boyfriends. We were both on the swim teams & he had a fabulously ripped body w/out the aid of roids, of course. BF had a big one, too. I had forgotten about him for years, so thanks for bringing back that fond memory!
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I totally just wet myself - YUMMY. I have major thing for muscle older men!
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 10:25am.
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I had a college roommate who dated a girl with a perfect body but a fugly face. He finally stopped seeing her when he realized that banging a fantastic bod wasn't as fun after all when the face attached to it wasn't remotely cute or attractive.
Then again, I've known homely looking men & women who become more & more attractive imho once I get to see their wonderful personalities. People can't help the looks they were born with, but a kick ass personality can more than make up for superficial appearances. Just sayin'......
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I can't believe Jeffy is your Hot Slut of the Day! At my work we're obsessed with him and we have pictures of him all over the office. (We call him Jeffy, as the R ran off with his jelly roll)
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 10:57am.
Please post a nude photo of Gramps showing his basketball-sized 'old-man nutsack'!
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Now THAT is probably an issue - that's true;p
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 10:42am.
@ Stan Hooper:
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I've been with built up guys with big peens. Two of 'em. It happens.
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Please post a nude photo of Gramps showing his basketball-sized 'old-man nutsack'!
@ Stan Hooper: I'm right there with ya. No matter how good looking a body builder's mug might be, I just avoid getting nekkid with them. My sixth sense (which also doubles as my sex sense) has never steered me wrong in the peen dept.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 10:25am.
And Human Growth Hormone is extremely dangerous
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He did say several times that he only took it becuz he had a deficiency. He also tried to put that exact warning label on his words. I think he was TRYING to make that as a point but she wouldn't let him.
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that face looks pasted on that body with bad Photoshop...even if that is him, he should do something about that face (not because he is old but because he is ugly regardless of his age)...I don't care how perfect the body might be, if the face don't match I won't hit it...besides it is not like he goes shirtless everywhere.
And Human Growth Hormone is extremely dangerous...these people may end up with enlarged hearts, kidneys and liver and all the complications that come with those.
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Let's focus on the bitch news correspondent on FOX that is interviewing Dr. I'm Here To Pump You Up; she is aggressive, rude, a push over, and she was clearly being facetious with the Doctor. She was subtly belittling him and the underlying message of that interview was 'you're a dumb ass and an idiot old man.' No wonder the White House hates FOX news.
Btw, the Dr.'s photo looks like someone photoshoped his head and put it on a muscular body.
You know, on second thought, Sweet Babu may be on to something. I dated briefly (two dates) a body builder guy. Good looking dude. But boy..was he short in the talent department. Small expectations is what I got after the second date. Never called him again.
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You know he's got a raging case of roid peen going on in his pants. I'll bet Dr. Life prescribes himself viagra to make his Little Life stand at attention. So no, wouldn't hit.
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I would hit it too. Provided that he double bag his head..the thick paper bag too..Don't want to smell his old man breath.
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I'd hit it.
you know, i find this growth hormones vvveeerryyy interesting. do real scientist do research on this stuff...or is it only kooks in las vegas? all I know about this stuff is rich people take it..
Brown bag it, sluts!
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Still looks like a 69yo from the neck up, and unless you're a douchebag who takes off his shirt in public every chance you get, the neck up is what really matters.
I wouldn't fuck it and I am leery of that picture. There's definitely some bad shit going down.
Stands in the "you nasty" section with MK.
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She wants to hear about the wonder drug. He's tryna tell her - it's not a wonder drug; it's called "being healthy" She's all like: being healthy is SO yesterday!
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put a paper bag over his head and i'd hit it.
I'd like to slap that trick...let him answer a damn question
Aw! I think he has a cute face!
I would TOTALLY date this guy.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Listen to her stutter when she talks about his body!
I know how you feel hunny - he makes me stutter too.
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Classic Fox. Bitch won't let him answer her questions.
A wet towel has more personality.
Hot dayum! But it must be an endive.
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now he just needs a new face from that fountain