Hot Slut Of The Day!
Dr. Jeffry (the "e" ran off went it saw his new body) Life!
Dr. Life has been in the game for a while, but for some strange reason (let's blame it on DST again) I've seen his picture a lot lately. So let's face our fears and fully embrace Dr. Life. Well, don't embrace him too hard or you might get a little roid puss on your cardigan.
According to Dr. Life's bio, he put down the Twinkie and picked up human growth hormones at the age of 59 because he was sick of being overweight. It only took a couple of years for Dr. Life's body to transform into something Vadge would give birth to if she ever had a baby with A-Roidy. If Benjamin Button's drank a gallon of roid milk....
Today, Dr. Life is a champion for Cenegenics and practices at the Life Center for Healthy Aging in Las Vegas. Below is a clip of Dr. Life on Fox News a couple of years ago talking about how devouring hormones changed his life! Dr. Life talks slower than Droopy Dog chewing on molasses, but who cares?! Dr. Life's got ripped nipples!
And am I the only one wondering what kind of effect all those growth hormones have had on his pepaw peen? Does it look like a boiled endive or a boiled baby cucumber?