Just Pull It a Few More Inches Down....

Mariah Carey took some kind of extra-large coat contraption and made it into a hoody. She covered up her fat head as she left her mother's store in Aspen. She needs to pull that sweater a few more inches down to cover up that hippo of hers. God, I'm mean. It's Christmas! Ok, Mimi is a gorgeous human being with a beautiful soul.

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