Tuesday, March 16th 2010
Would You Hit It?
Yes, Marky Mark dropped his six-pack and picked up a bag of beer instead for his new role as an Irish boxer in The Fighter. Marky must be serious about keeping his moobs lush and luscious, because he has employed a full-time Diddy-approved umbrella holder. Marky is not about to let a few drops of sweat shrink his current titty situation.
And yes, I'd still hit while screaming the lyrics to Good Vibrations (I'm sure he gets that a lot). Truthfully, I think I prefer Marky this way. Sometimes when you're getting it on with a trick who has a body like a He-Man action figure, it makes you want put down the éclair you're holding (yes, I always eat éclairs during fucky times) and pick up a Wii Fit Controller.
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Yes, but only because he has a third nipple.
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
Hell yes I would hit it!!! He looks finer than ever!!
I would hit it if he brought along his "Boogie Nights" friend...
Considering he's a "small" man, yeah I'd hit it, cause he's got Boston attitude. He'd have to prove to me he could do it, several times. Saw him on the Mass Pike years ago and would have hit it then, but damn it, my VW Rabbit couldn't keep up with his car.
They finished filming that movie months ago....and he was fit and cut for it.
The film has been in post production for awhile now.
His present condition must be for another movie.
Would I hit it? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! While a Michelangelo's David type is enjoyable to look at, I like my men who look and act like regular joes. And Marky's body is looking just right for me to lick from head to toe and everything in between. I wish he would call me for my excellent toungue bath services.
No!!!
He looks like a shark and has as much personality as one does, too.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
He does nothing for me. Never have!
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
An umbrella holder. Serious??? What a douche... give me a fucking break...... I so fucking hate Hollyweird! This guys isn't even really "big time", like Cloony, Decaprio, etc...., and he's got to have some asswipe hold his fucking umbrella in the SUNSHINE????
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... what the fuck is wrong with this stupid picture?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
No fucking way. My days of hitting douchebags are over.
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"You don't fucking say.”
id hit it, rub it, suck it, fuck it...YUM YUM
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
no thanks...i went to high school with one of marky mark's brother's who had teeth missing...in HIGH SCHOOL....how does that happen?
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
I would not hit it with a douche-proof condom. He looks like a grumpy asshole.
I'd hit it hard and long time.
Hell NO.
I'd hit it. Twice. A little chunk (and seriously, this is just a little softness) never hurt anybody.
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There's the door, spaceman.
Greyskull Gardens
For whatever reason, I like this body type more than the six-pack abs. But I don't like his face.
Nope. No hitting on Miss Marky Mark. He's always seemed not much more than a smug poser who somehow made it big to me. Also, he appeared in "The Happening", which proves any common rock is smarter than he is.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
In a NY minute!!
This totally ruined my morning. I had fantasies that he was still rocking the six pack and bulging in his tighty whities.
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
i got the tinglies thinking about grabbing that little pooch, i'll admit it.
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you seem spritely.
Um, no Michael, but I will take some of Victor Garber though.
Haha I'm with you MK. He looks way hotter this way than when having a defined body. This is what a real man with a life looks like. Not some meat head knows nothing but pumping iron.
Or to quote Stoney: "I'd hit four times a day and eighty five on Sunday." ~_~
No hitty. No likey as I'm not into partially deflated dwarves.
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Shiitake happens...
Meh. I'd rather go at it with Dr. Life.
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
I'd hit four times a day and eighty five on Sunday.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Marky is a nasty hostile homosexual - probably also afflicted with 'tinymeat' - but with a bodaceous butt that we wager has hosted some spectacular premium sizemeat!
I like him (mostly because of The Departed), but if I saw him on the street, I'd probably dig around my purse and find my pen and get a tight grip, point side forward. Just in case!
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Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
oops double post
WHAT? Someone said he maimed a guy and the guy ended up losing his eye? JEsus. I know he was supposed to have been a little thug way back when but that's sad.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 9:56am.
ITA- I think overly buff says vain and narcissist. Being in shape is fine but when the guys take it to the extreme (i see them at the gym all the time, it's funny to watch they're like caricatures..) well, it's not attractive. And somehow just not masculine.
Oh hell yeah he could still get in mah panties. But then again, I'm a total slut.
Oh yes, many, many, many, many times. Whats a few extra pounds. There is just more to grab and twist!
No because he honestly looks like my brother. Oh hell no.
I like him and think he's cool, no scandal or bullshit. I wish I could stop doing the 'say hello to your mutha for me!' Adam Sandberg skit about him, because it's just not funny when i do it.
He's not out of shape- he's not creepy manorexic and he's not overly defined like some of these closeted actors who try too hard- he looks like a regular guy. And he's not a bad actor either
Another example of what Hollywood considers fat. He by no means is fat. He may have a little more skin around the edges but fat, not so much. I'd still hit that shit. I'm am curious though if he gained the weight for the role or if he just got tired of working out.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 10:08am.
He's the guy in the pictures wearing the white hat! :D
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OH FUCKING DUH.
all i saw was that chubby troll and in my mind i moved on and said NEXT.
would not fuck white hat or black hat either. and who the fuck are you that someone is carrying an umbrella for you? what a piece of shit.
hey, Star Magazine: aging/weight gain happens to MEN too!
who knew?
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Hey, you're just too funky for me- I gotta get inside of you
And I'll show you heaven, if you let me
-George Michael "Too Funky"
I like him so much that I'm going to defend him. Maybe he needs to keep the sun off his face for filming - color continuity.
wait....is someone holding an umbrella over him??? oh,hail no!
id let him hit me!
If I saw that mug on the street, I wouldn't look twice at him .. except maybe to think, "why don't you put a shirt on".
It just skeeves me a little bit to see guys walking down the street shirtless. just doesn't look right.
Marky Wahlrus
Marky Mark has never been my cup of tea. Too much of a butterface and that short, smooth body never impressed me.
I'd rather hit the guy in the white baseball cap.
I am with S&F on that one. Quel surprise!
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Well...normally I would say yes, but surprisingly, I'm gonna go with a no. he looks too short. while I happen to like my men thick, short is out of the question.
Someone mentioned the departed earlier so that reminds me of Leo DiCaprio. I've been wanting to hit that for donkey years. Lets swap this one out.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 10:06am.
would not fuck
and who is white hat?
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He's the guy in the pictures wearing the white hat! :D
would not fuck
and who is white hat?
Whatever happened to that guy he maimed? Before he was Marky Mark, he decided to beat up some guy for being Asian with a pipe or a bat or something. The guy ended losing his eye.
I dunno. I guess he's a reformed movie star now. To me, he'll always be a vicious little cretin.
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Oh yes, we forget all maiming and violent criminal activity once they become celebrities. Jay-Z just met with Obama.
It's sick isn't it? I'm all for redemption but these fuckers are put up on a pedestal.
I think his body is starting to look a little better here. I'm just not attracted to guys with really buff/cut bodies, in fact I like a little pudginess/bearish quality on guys. It says you think about and do other things and have other priorities in life. Obsession with physical fitness reeks of a simpleton to me. So long as you're smart, funny, and sweet... pasty and a little chubby is fine by me.
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FIST PUMP!!
Over and over and over and over again and again.
Whatever happened to that guy he maimed? Before he was Marky Mark, he decided to beat up some guy for being Asian with a pipe or a bat or something. The guy ended losing his eye.
I dunno. I guess he's a reformed movie star now. To me, he'll always be a vicious little cretin.
There is something off with his hairline. Must have gotten plugs.
FUCK YES!
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