Miley Cyrus Hates The Internet
Miley Cyrus thinks that instead of reading this post on the internet you should be outside chewing a block of wood down at the dam and enjoying real-life! Miley used to be the Queen Twatter of Twitter, but she left all of that behind and has realized that her life is better now that her eyeballs (and other parts) aren't glued to the Internet all day long.
In an interview with Movieline, Miley talked about the dangers of the internet and how tweens are living their lives through Facebook. WARNING: Some of what Miley farts about might make sense to you. If you don't want to know what the feels like, stop reading now and go chew a block of wood instead.
Miley on Twatting: “I was kind of, like, tired of telling everyone what I’m doing. I hate when I read things and celebrities are complaining like, ‘I have no personal life.’ I’m like, well that’s because you write everything that you’re doing. So I was that person who was like, ‘I’m so sad. I have no real, normal life, everyone knows what I’m doing.’ And I’m like, well that’s my own fault because I’m telling everyone. And then I’d tweet, ‘I’m here,’ and I’d wonder why a thousand fans are outside the restaurant. Well, hello, I just told them. So I’m just, like, kind of thinking doesn’t really make a lot of sense. Everything I’m saying is not really going with what I’m putting on the internet."Miley on how lame the Internet is: “I’m a lot less on my phone, I’m a little bit more social. I have a lot more real friends as opposed to friends who are on the internet who I’m talking to — which is like not cool, not safe, not fun and most likely not real. I think everything is just better when you’re not so wrapped up in [the internet]. I just think it’s kind of lame. I feel like I hang out with my friends and they’re so busy taking pictures of what they’re doing and putting them on Facebook that they’re not really enjoying what they’re doing. You’re going to look back and have a million pictures, but you’re not going to be in any of them. Because you’re not having fun, you’re too busy clicking away. So I think just enjoy the moment you’re in, and stop telling people about it. Just enjoy it.”
Miley on how the Internet can murder your childhood: “I’m telling kids, don’t go on the internet, it’s dangerous, it’s not fun, it wastes your life, and you should be outside playing sports or something.”
Meanwhile, Noah Cyrus just uploaded a video of herself dancing around in a ruffled bikini to Adina Howard's "Freak Like Me."
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"So I was like, "well, I hate being famous and all because people won't leave me alone" but then I was like, "well, I'm an attention whore with no grasp of vocabulary so I like need to act like a whore." but my friend was like, "well, you're being all slutty and stuff" so I was like, "fuck you, bitch." and she was all like, "well, enjoy your 15 minutes, cunt." and I was like, "yeah, well, my fifteen minutes will be better than your whole lifetime," and she was like, "yeah, whatever." and I was like, "yeah, whatever." and then we made up and hugged and had an orgy with some horny college freshman and it was like, all good and stuff.
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"Squeal like a pig."
I haven't read all the comments, so sorry if this has been said, BUT, has anyone noticed that Miley's nose looks just like Robert Pattinson's? I never noticed it until seeing this picture.
Also, has she had cheek implants or something?
Just because you're 16 doesn't give you an excuse to not speak properly. Go on - try it sometime! It's not hard.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 3:31pm
Finding people. That's about the only thing it is good for. lol
Freaky teeth -- like white hominy.
damn! those some nasty snaggleteefs
Maybe I haven't read all the comments, but does anyone find it interesting that she is bashing net usage, via an interview with an entity that is exclusively based ONLINE?
Don't go on the internet kids, but instead, get piercings you're too young for, start pole dancing and dressing inappropriately and walk around talking like a moron.
That's MUCH better.
Maybe shut down mileycyrus.com?
Miley, have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up.
The Internet can wreck your life if you don't do anything worthwhile on it. God, do I hate this chick! I think her face could stop a sundial.
Armageddon must be nigh--I agree with Miley Cyrus :(
the whole of this girl just makes me wish for forced sterilization.
Miley on how the Internet can murder your childhood: “I’m telling kids, don’t go on the internet, it’s dangerous, it’s not fun, it wastes your life, and you should be outside playing sports or something.”
I totally agree!!!
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Submitted by Big Bertha on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 5:16pm.
she has a funny sloped forehead.
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Her mama has the same one, except much bigger in size.
she has a funny sloped forehead.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
I agree with her 100% and can't stand Twittering, Facebook, MySpace, etc but I personally met my best friend 18 years ago when I used to do pen-paling (before computers) and she's still my best friend to this day. We don't live close so we email mostly. You CAN find good friendships online but don't live all your life online.
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She's looking like her mama more & more. Yup, two Cyrus woman with unfortunate faces.
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 3:24pm.
Want to see something nice regarding Facebook? It's not always bad.
http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2010/3/15/595312.html
Read that, then click on 'Post a Comment' then on 'View Comments' to see what happened (they make it hard). I don't post on that site but I saw that and my no heart crumbled. *sniff*
Miley got sick of reading what people really think of her and now she's saying all this to save face. Bitch got owned by a bunch of stangers. That right there is good times, my friends.
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If she had a point, I didn't get it because I was too distracted by how many times this bitch said the word "like" . Good god, these little tween tards need to STOP with the valley girl shit. It's not 198-fucking-7
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I agree with her.
Facebook is so passive aggressive. What happened to real communication with people and making an effort to be friends?
Or the people on Facebook who use it as a place to brag about everything? Lame. Also lame, updating people about every minute of your life. She's right, people aren't enjoying their activities...they are too busy bragging about them.
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 11:00am.
What is really frightening (besides the word "like"), is the fact that one day her generation will be like, running this country!
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When I go on campus with the whippersnappers, it truly IS frightening. If I have to exchange papers in class to critique a classmates paper I have to take a deep breath before looking. It's that bad.
We did resume's last week, and I almost died when I saw what this generation is bringing to the table for English and presentation skills.
*shakes* I have a class at 5:30 tonight...
Well, heck---all she has to do is hire a photographer to trail her every move, and do the clicking for her. That way, we'll all have the benefit of tracking and keeping her under serveillance, and Miley can be hands-free 'in-the-moment' enjoying it!
Thats not a zit on her nose, its a piercing. And she's a bit right about telling everyone where she's going all the time, but that's part of her ploy for fame attention whore. DUHHHH
And if it wasnt for the internet, alot of people wouldnt even know who the fuck you are. So now that you have hair on your twat, the internet is lame. You were lame when you were Hannah Montana, you are a bigger fucking lameo now as Mylie and you will forever be in my heart as Queen of the Lames.
"Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 11:00am.
What is really frightening (besides the word "like"), is the fact that one day her generation will be like, running this country!"
Yeah *smacks gum* like, it'll be all like this.
Four score and seven years ago our fathers like brought forth on this continent a new nation ya know, just totally conceived in Liberty and all. Kind of dedicated to the proposition that all men are - hello?!! - just like kind of created equal.
I'm all like, and then i'm like, and she's like. And then he's all like, you like know what i mean?
the internet didn't make you dumb, Miley. you, like, did that yourself.
I will have to go into self-imposed exile now, because I have to agree with alot of what she says. I'm going to assume that she heard this somewhere, and she's just parroting what she heard.
God-damn look at the size of that zit on her snout!
Writing a book, hippie? Why don't you go listen to some folk music and give me a break!
"So I’m just, like, kind of" ...shut up, Madam Beaver. She is totally insufferable.
if i may be so bold: on behalf of the internet, we would like to say that we hate you too miley.
She's got such a muppet face - especially when she piles on the makeup. I love it.
I think, like, Miley should, like, enroll on some expression classes instead of, like, treating us all as, like, fucking kids who need, like, freaking Hannah Montana to tell us that, like, net in excess is, like, bad. Maybe, like, she could stop saying, like, "LIKE" every other sentence and like, become less annoying. Like.
sorry, she still comes of as a major bitch either way. She thinks she has lived...BITCH PLEASE, you haven't lived until you have had to really struggle to get something in this life...having shit handed to you by your pedophile father is not struggling...she is a stuck up, really stupid, talentless ugly country cunt...and I cannot wait until her 15 minutes are up..sorry ass bitch...
i really don't like her.
It doesn't happen often, but occasionally I throw out a "like" or "ya know?", but I always punch myself in the nuts afterwards.
You always hold back a little with a self-inflicted junk punch, but it still does wonders when trying to break yourself of a bad habit.
I try not to hate on these silly young girls because, well, they're silly young girls... But the reality is I hate this little bitch.
Like, ya know?
For some strange reason, I, uh, like Miley Cyrus. "Party in the USA" is so my jiz-am.
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This is what I hear from Hillbilly Chipmunk:
"Like blah blah blah blah like ummmm blah blah blah blah like and I'm like blah blah blah."
I'm, like, underwhelmed.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
Miley has now officially used up her lifetime supply of the word "like". Perhaps now she'll actually learn to speak correctly, or fall off the planet. I'm hoping for the latter.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Shoot me NOW cause i think the hillbilly floozie actually made a valid point. Or three.
Now if you excuse me, i'll be at home depot for some shipbuilding supplies and start collecting a pair of each animal species because Miley Cyrus acting like a responsible role model -> harbinger of the Deluge!
Disney's pimp hand is strong! First Demi and Joe and going to church, now Miley is advising kids on their cyber life. This is some Disney PR bullshit. Miley does not have coherent thoughts without the expressed consent and approval of the Disney war machine.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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one word:
ORTHODONTIA
please bitch...
Bowchickawawa:
Wow. Like, totally! That's deep, dude.
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I was reading this and, like, thinking that she was kind of, like, making a decent statement but then it, like, occurred to me that I was, like, reading this on the internet and it like seemed a bit hypocritical of me. Now I am, like, posting a comment about it so, I, like, didn't learn a thing, huh?
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 11:35am.
TAKE A HOT NEEDLE TO THAT GODDAMN FKING WART POKE IT UNTIL PUS COMES OUT DAMN STOOPID HILLBILLY
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yes. YES. DEEPER AND DEEPER UNTIL THE BLOOD SEEPS OUT. I MEAN. UHH. I GOTTA GO.
TAKE A HOT NEEDLE TO THAT GODDAMN FKING WART POKE IT UNTIL PUS COMES OUT DAMN STOOPID HILLBILLY
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 11:28am.
How many times does she say "I'm like"? She's annoying as shit even in print.
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God, yes, even though we cannot hear her horrible raspy voice! yeah like it's kinda like lame.
Those stupid nose piercings always look like a zit on the side of their nose. Fugly. That and her "beat me" mouth.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Thanks captain obvious. But it is the Internet which made you the celebrity you are now.
And I'm like, shaddup you irritating beaver-chompered brat, like y'know?
How many times does she say "I'm like"? She's annoying as shit even in print.
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 11:15am.
Don't worry Miley, the internet hates you too.
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
I agree with her 100%.