Tuesday, March 16th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The 500th Duggar Baby
My internet connection must be hungover, because bitch is not cooperating today! It gets up for a quick second, and then passes the hell out again. So please talk amongst yourselves while I try to round-up the Duggars so that they can form a prayer circle around my modem. Or maybe Michelle can give birth to a Time Warner technician who can fix this shit!
via People
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Is there anyone left here to try and burn this Open Post over 1,000?
Going once, going twice!
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Thanks Lawdog, goodnight beakers!
Night all... Jimmy Kimmell is coming on.
Ni nite, PP. LOL, LawDog. If the thing would be trying to say hi while I was trying to fall asleep I'd say, "Leave me alone. I have to fall asleep" , don't be burning yourself down! Night, LD and buddi.
EDIT to add comforting hugs to buddi. That's such a sad story, I teared up the first time I read that :( *hugs*
I'm so sorry for your loss.
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
I have to go too. I have to barricade myself in my bedroom so that doll cannot come and get me.
*grumbles about PP destroying my white light and shit*
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Hey lawdog: I don't mind telling: We were out on a beautiful drive in the Rocky Mtns. near our home, suddenly the mtn. gave away under our 1 ton chevy truck, I was in the camper (hungover a little) and we tipped over and flipped over and over down a sheer cliff until our truck landed in the river with my husband pinned under the truck and his best friend trapped inside the truck. I was cut up pretty badly but I was thrown free and could not get the truck off my husband or his friend out of the crushed cab. I hiked out for help with my two dogs. One stayed with my husbands body, one came with me. It took a logging helicopter to remove the tree on our truck so they could transport my husbands body to the nearest town. Awful day...our friend is fine. He was touch and go from crushed bones and hypothermia but made it.
I thought that was white noise in my mind?
*runs around frantically trying to re-light candle*
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
And with that, I am out!
GN whores (and various and sundries)
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Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:55am.
PP this is a fucking emergency, I have to create some white light bitch, you gotta go with what you got on hand
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LOL. THE WHITE LIGHT IS IN YOUR MIND.
*blows out LawDog's cheap candle*
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
PP this is a fucking emergency, I have to create some white light bitch, you gotta go with what you got on hand
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
*starts dirty dancing with Patrick Swayze*
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
@lawdog: If you see Patrick Swayze you are in dancing pugatory...quick get out of there before you have to watch a bunch of Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire movies!
Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:49am.
*Burns White Cotton Yankee candle to make beautiful white light, goes into it*
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Pfftt! That's not elitist AT ALL. At least go with Rigaud.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Budd I have seen you before but never really talked to you, what happened with your husband? If you don't mind my asking.
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
@lawdog: DON'T go to the light!
*Burns White Cotton Yankee candle to make beautiful white light, goes into it*
Hey Patrick Swayze what are you doin here?
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
*runs around looking for "white" light*
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
@lawdog: I believe that... also, I think animals can see ghost "energy"... my dogs freak me out all the time. They were at our accident scene and they seem to look near me as if my husband is with me when I ask " Where is Daddy?".
I don't think Speaky and I were on the same open post tonight cuz I thought it was just shits and giggles
*shits and giggles*
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Oh dang, my bad, LD. I'll tell you what the Rescue Mediums tell the hos they help. Surround yourself with a beautiful, white light, because white is the purest, strongest light you can get. I love those hos, I dunno if you guys get that show, it's on Viva here. These two British ladies go in and help spirits over to the other side and then get their drank on.
@Lawdog and Beaker's: Okay, I will stop with the ghost stuff but I have an excellent UFO story... true and real! Yes, I am a girl... not a red-neck although I love them to pieces. They really know how to take a car apart and start a bonfire.
I had a cat for 19 years, Elvis, and when he died, I was devastated. He just sort of disappeared one day. Well that night, I felt that cat get onto my bed and lay in the crook of my leg where he used to sleep.
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:34am.
Not silly, I believe it. It must be comforting. Just don't go to shadowlands.net! A friend told me to check it out and I read pages and pages of ghost stories people sent in and then got all jumpy and had trouble going to sleep for a few weeks after, lol.
@Budd. you are a chick and not a mullet wearing red neck. DAMN
I wish you people would stop with the Ghost shit and noisy toys when you KNOW I have this Devil doll in my home.
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
@Beaker's: I know this sounds silly but since my husbands death I ask him for all kinds of protection and good energy. I feel he is still around me... don't know why. I have seen no manifestation of him but at night he lays in bed with me and we talk... it is sweet.
I am the mother of a premature baby, my first child and can understand the worry and concern. However, at child #19, someone needs to call the ASPCA and have them drive by the Duggar home, grab mommy, have her tubes tied, then return her back to her "neighborhood" so this can stop. This drives me CRAZY.......people having bay after baby after baby, beacause god says it's ok.
Someone needs to spay or neuter one of the Duggars, please.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:26am.
See, that would freak me the fuck out because I've never seen anything, just heard things or felt them or had stuff move around. And the first thing I always do is try to explain it away, "it was the wind" "it was just the toys 'settling'", lol.
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:22am.
Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:15am.
Look, I want to know what happened in the forum dammit!
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a clusterfuck of manipulation and stupidity, in addition to dishonesty, a widely collective effort, that I cannot explain or those people will deny. Either that, or my explanation is what they want, which gives me every reason not to give it.
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That sounds like prose. Ok, I'll leave it alone.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
@Beaker's: My husband and I were at a huge 500 year old castle/hotel in England...the staff told us it was haunted. I woke up to an old woman with a fur coat and pearls standing next to my bed. She was putting her finger to her mouth to signal silence and I thought she was real. I woke hubby and he saw a man in the rocking chair but did not see the woman. Very scary...
Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:15am.
Look, I want to know what happened in the forum dammit!
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a clusterfuck of manipulation and stupidity, in addition to dishonesty, a widely collective effort, that I cannot explain or those people will deny. Either that, or my explanation is what they want, which gives me every reason not to give it.
*smacks LawDog's alarm*
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:06am.
Y'all gonna think I'm nuts, but so fucking what!! There are two places I lived that crap would happen. The one with the toys was the worst, it didn't feel like a person who passed on or whatever, it just felt like a bad, negative energy that got a kick out of freaking me out. My ex bro in law and my son both had the same stuff happen on their own, hearing someone walk around when no one was there, etc, so I'm not the only one who heard/felt things. The other place was so different it was like night and day, stuff would happen but I never felt like it was anything bad, I just felt like it was someone trying to say, "hi, I'm here" and I never felt freaked out and scared like in the other place. No lie, one morning when the alarm didn't go off I felt someone blow on my face and I woke up in time so that everybody didn't miss the bus, so it was actually kind of a helpful ghost. Ya, I'm insane :/
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:15am.
plus,I was sleeping with one of the girls at the parties boyfriends...he was with me first, she stole him, I stole him back, and I was currently pregnant by him... So, no drama!
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No, no drama at all.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Look, I want to know what happened in the forum dammit!
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
@Peopleperson: We were having a girls night around making appetizers for the party, but we were done for the night, sitting in the living room, drinking wine and VOILA! Poltergeist... plus,I was sleeping with one of the girls at the parties boyfriends...he was with me first, she stole him, I stole him back, and I was currently pregnant by him... So, no drama!
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:12am.
Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:09am.
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that poltergeist activity was really human (female) energy manifesting itself along the lines of some quantum physics type of thing.
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Further proof that women possess seemingly unearthly powers while men just forget to put the seat down.
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Then I've known men who were very unearthly.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:09am.
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that poltergeist activity was really human (female) energy manifesting itself along the lines of some quantum physics type of thing.
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Further proof that women possess seemingly unearthly powers while men just forget to put the seat down.
*waits for it*
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
@Lawdog: You will make an excellent wife for a man one day... you need some training if you think you would ever leave my house to earn a living. And, you're welcome for the rebuke.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:55am.
Oh, Lory...To be honest, I used to be a Scottish redhead that was only happy when it rained but I have evolved. Now all I do is spin. FML.
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What a bunch of garbage!:)
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:06am.
@Beakers: I lived on one haunted place and the ghost would throw things...no kidding! I bought some instant coffee to make truffles for a christmas party and the instant coffee jar left a closed cupboard and smashed on the wall opposite! Lots of witnesses too! Now I am scaring myself.
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I heard on good authority (a ghost hunting depo videographer) that poltergeist activity was really human (female) energy manifesting itself along the lines of some quantum physics type of thing. Was anyone a little mad that night? Little holiday stress? Mmmmm?
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
ARRRRRRRRGH , STILL NO LOST !!!!!!!!
MUST WAIT TILL TOMORROW !
NIGHTY YA'LL !
XOXOXOXO
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!
Budd, thank you for rebuking me. I almost lost my place for a moment. It is a good thing I didn't look you in the eyes at the same time.
Dishonor! Dishonor on you!
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
@Beakers: I lived on one haunted place and the ghost would throw things...no kidding! I bought some instant coffee to make truffles for a christmas party and the instant coffee jar left a closed cupboard and smashed on the wall opposite! Lots of witnesses too! Now I am scaring myself.
*hits snooze again*
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
BB my daughter had a gizmo doll that did that when the batteries died. Then my daughter feed it after 12 and dropped water on it and it turned into gremlins and took over the whole town. No wait...
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Submitted by LawDog on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:00am.
you are the man and the bible says you should be the master of household.
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WHAT THE FUKK EVER. NOT IN MY HOUSEHOLD.
@Lawdog: Do you dare quote the Bible to me...I know God put me on Earth to spread my seed, subordinate women, and do nothing much to help out with anything else. Enough with the preliminary romance... get down on your knees and pray for mercy from your maker.
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:00am.
@Beakers: that story scared me and I am all alone on a dead end road, on the ocean, perfect for a serial killer. Very windy here on Bainbridge Isl. tonight!
Sowwy :/ I won't tell you what else happened then, lol. But once we left there, the damn toys never made any noise on their own again.