Wednesday, March 17th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 16th!
Nobody said giving Kirstie Alley a colonic would be easy. - PantyChrist
Runners-up:
This is what is on Jessica Simpson's teeth under a microscope. - heathie
The worst place in the world to lose a contact lens. - AXE
All the gerbils inside Tom Cruise's ass, fight over the last kernal of corn in his shit. - AttentionWhore
(Thanks Amber)
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AHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
Those were funny as fuck.
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Congrats to all you funny effers! All captions were winnahs!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
AHHHAHAHAHA! Why do I love to make fun of Kirstie these days? Even before I knew she was back out on the ho stroll...
Congrats funnay weiners!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
All very funny! Congrats to everyone!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
cunTgraTz cuntZ
Yay winners! Hilarious!
To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West
OMG, Pantychrist that was fucking brilliant!
Congrats to all the winners!
Cockblocked by sticky rice again!
a microscopic view of a bareback fart
In America, we have Old Faithful. In Japan, they have Old Bunghole...(nobody tell them it's just a result of Kirstie Alley's regular colonic appointments)
♪ This is reason #1 ``` why females `` should run the planet!!
First turn your monitor upside down... Caption: Tommy Girl crowning.
Becasue Kirstie Alley was taking a dump in California and we all know that if you dig deep enough you'll reach China. So you figure it out.
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Cheerleading was never China's greatest strongpoint.
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Boston Red Sox training camp. Cowpatty Up!
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"Courage is rightly esteemed the first of human qualities... because it is the quality which guarantees all others. "
Toyota may be onto something with its new ad campaign: Your Ford is a big piece of shit.
Tommygirl's fantasy 50th Birthday Party from the mind of Eric Massa: Half-naked tickling party,pile on the old guy and then the shit really hits the fan. No girls allowed, especially wives!
You won't have any problems in Osaka or Tokyo but there have been some horror stories when trying to order a mudslide in the smaller, rural towns of Japan.
Introducing Takeshi's Castle's porno spin off, Takeshi's Passage.
Told you you wouldn't want to be around during a Japanese pu-nami.
The fudge unpackers.
Submitted by atlantapug on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 8:06pm.
Inside Edition debuts the first photos from the Winehouse/Dougherty wedding, part 2.
Laughing laughing cannot stop laughing!
Forget human growth hormone, THIS is how Dr Jeffry Life stays young.
The execution method in Japan for playing both Lady Gaga's and Justin Bieber's music on your ipod is considered neither cruel nor unusual, considering the magnitude of the crime.
Damn MK. We figured after all the jokes you've cracked about your A-hole that a few naked Japanese men would pop out if you farted. But holy shit.
The worst place in the world to lose a contact lens.
The slogan "Brown - what can we do for you?" has a different meaning in Japan.
Adam Lambert revamps Xtina's "Dirrty" days
2010's answer to the pu-pu platter. This is more interesting than the curling competition of the Olympics.
Pu-pu platter...the updated version.
Jared Leto took a break from his band and decided to play with the guys on the weekend...dirty style...without eyeliner.
Inside Edition debuts the first photos from the Winehouse/Dougherty wedding, part 2.
this haiku for you
playing in the mud are we
did you bring the lube
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Cream of Sum Yung Gai.
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Creepy, fat, lonely, and bitter since 2008.
If we lined up all their peens, end to end, would it measure up to a normal adult sized peen?
As Jujubee lipsincs for her life, the contents of her stomach slowly sashay away...
Photo recovered from Congressman Massa's intern recruitment session.
You can't see it because of the mud, but Tommy Girl's smile was huge as he realized that every penny of the $20,000 he spent on his birthday prezzie to himself was worth it.
The Duggar boys fighting over the last american virgin:)
Next week on the finale of 'the Biggest Loser,' each team will get 500 pills of ALI, 20 meat lovers pizzas and a rugby field.
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
Damn! I tried so hard to avoid all Lost finale spoilers...
Even Toyota's team building exercise killed a few people.
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You just know that Tila Tequila HAS to be at the bottom of that pile.
Right?
So THAT'S what a pu-pu platter is!
"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
I hope I DVR'd "Japan's Got Talent"
"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
Guess what they found during Tommy Girl's colonoscopy...
"Is your wig squeezing your brain too tight, heifer?" - NeNe, Queen of the SNAPs
The Thetans in Kirstie Alley's digestive track are mad she denied them on live television.
Thank you to play Very Happy Mud Time!!!
Unfortunately the red team was disqualified for the illegal use of Alli.
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