Tuesday, March 16th 2010

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This Blind sounds a little like a Cinderella story, only come to Hollywood. This pair of sisters each grew up with the same dream: to be famous. It worked out for one more than the other thanks to this B/C lister’s ambitious tricks. We hear a part was once offered to her sister, that helped give our star her big break. Although she was young, she beat her sister to the call back and charmed the executives and convinced them to take her instead. She’s now a much bigger star than her sister! Not Annalynne McCord. (BuzzFoto)

Haylie Duff and that shady shyster Hilary Duff?! Haylie will get her time in the spotlight soon when they need a real beauty for the remake of National Velvet.

We thought that the premise of the Celebrity Apprentice was to help raise money for charities by having the contestants perform business- like tasks. We were wrong. The premise is actually to serve as a platform for has-beens to quarrel in the hopes that it gains them the five minutes of camera time they desperately seek. At least that’s the way one of this season’s contestants is playing it. Desperate for a comeback, he is determined to be the most talked-about celeb on the show. He will be, too, if the producers choose to air an incident where he steals something of value from another contestant. He planned on hocking it at a pawn shop to gain more money for his team, but the producers put a kibosh on that at the last second. So now he’s decided to antagonize one person each week until one of them reaches the breaking point and takes a swing at him. (Blind Gossip)

This could be any of the dudes. Seriously. But I'll throw all my cards on Rod Blagojebitch, because....well....for obvious reasons.

This B+/A- all movie actor is mostly known for his pot smoking. Recently though he has begun to experiment with harder stuff and even PCP. The first time he tried PCP which was about six weeks ago he knocked out all the windows to his house with his hands. His hands were a bloody mess and he required lots of stitches. As he was running through his house knocking out the glass he kept saying, "I have to get the bugs out of the house." ( Not James Franco) (CDAN)

Matthew McConaughey? But I don't think he's on PCP, I think there's really bugs in his house. Like scabies and shit.

Posted by: Michael K


Dannii's picture

no.1 definaly sounds like hilary muff.

govt_cheese's picture

Charmed the execs, my ass. She gave em all wet handjobs, followed by a freaky weekend for 6. With cam options.

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Husbands_and_Wives's picture

1. Hillary and Haylie
2. No idea
3. Woody Harrelson since we haven't seen much of him lately

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Shia Lawhatever? He sliced up his hands that time?

1. Is Lindsay Lohan and Ali, since Lindsay is secretly the younger sister.

swirlrn's picture

Those fucking teef. By them bitches a teef brush.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Wow! Matching yeller teefs and extensions!

Myfingershurt, that is a big bingo. Yes she was, so I think that definitely means it was them.

#3 Can't be Seth Rogen

The item says "all movie actor"

Seth was in the TV show freaks and geeks back in the day.

MyFingersHurt's picture

Didn't Hillary Duff star in a movie called "A Cinderella Story"??? I can totally see that being her.

What about Dakota/Elle fanning for #1

snowpiece's picture

Oooooo yeah Simbad for sure!!

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Submitted by doninny:"First one is Emily & Zooey Deschanel.?"

OOOOOH! Good guess.

Until I saw the status, I was guessing Scarlett Johansson. Her sister is an actress, and I think one of her brothers is, too. I knew the other brother and he looks like Leo DiCaprio. He's a little deviant, though.

SallyTomato's picture

Seth Rogan did TV. He was on "Freaks and Geeks." Can't be him...

doninny's picture

DoninNY:

First one is Emily & Zooey Deschanel.

Probably was Haylie and Hilary, but let's not kid ourselves, they would've picked Hilary anyway. Way prettier even on her off days.

Second one, I dunno because I don't like reality TV and only know who three of the contestants on Celebrity Apprentice are, and two of them are women.

I agree with MK on the last one too.I can't think of another male actor as well known for pot smoking.

P.T.Bull's picture

Woody Harrelson has too much of his career in the cheers tv show to be a movie only actor.

angel_i's picture

No way. Haylie is a wet dishrag. If they had both gone out for the part they STILL would have picked Hilary.

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icallbs's picture

2 is sinbad. think he'd tell u that himself.

Kerfuffles's picture

Is #1 the Lively girls?

1. Sounds right

2. All of them? I mean, they're on the show for a reason (as in they want people to talk about them).

3. I hope that's not true, about anyone.

borg queen's picture

Seth Rogen - He has been snapped hanging with Lilo. If he's hanging out with her, he is definitely trying stronger stuff and is not caring about his safety at all. I was also going to say maybe Own Wilson. I hope not b/c PCP is fast track to an accidental death for sure.

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moriah's picture

Rod Blagojebitch is Glenn Danzig, I'm telling you.

RedVelvetCake's picture

Remember how McConaughey did the naked bongo thing?

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#1 is most definitely Hilary Duff as she starred in the movie A Cinderella Story.
#2-Don't know and don't care
#3-Billy Goat Pitt and the bugs were from his beard...and I'm not talking about Angelina.

#3 has to be Seth Rogan!!! Ya think?

Somuchbetterthanyou's picture

#3 - Seth Rogen?

RedVelvetCake's picture

#3 Cannot be Woody. He got famous from being on CHEERS in the 80s.

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TITS's picture

I hope #3 isn't woody.

just watched larry flynt the other night - that boy is talented!

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yepyepyep's picture

the 1st one is 100% correct they even said it was for the big sister and the young one got the role

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Submitted by snideychick on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 2:57pm.
Snideychick sez:

I'll guess Woody Harrelson for #3. It sounds like something he'd do.
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Took the words right outta my mouf.

snowpiece's picture

All I know about #2 is
IT'S NOT BRETT!!!!!!

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Snideychick sez:

I'll guess Woody Harrelson for #3. It sounds like something he'd do.

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The last one is Stavros Niarchos crying about his underwear after years of fucking Paris Hilton.

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