Woe Is Mischa Barton, Part 5,456,790

Law & Order SVU should hire her back. Sunshine the hooker grew on me. Sunshine ask Misha need a recurring part to pay for food.

How long will it be before Mischa Barton is on "Celebrity Rehab"? That bitch has no talent in the entertainment field. Her looks are so-so at best. Her attitude is deplorable. She's not "entitled" to anything ... contrary to her own opinion.

She needs to learn to be grateful and show some integrity. I have no patience, pity, or sympathy for anyone who acts as she does. Grow up, bitch!

Here's another thing that pisses me off: once I went to buy some inexpensive lip gloss, and I found that some brat had opened EVERY SINGLE CONTAINER and dug its grimy little thumb into the gloss. Every single one! WHO DOES THAT? Was the kid raised by hyenas?!

In my experience people at stores won't get excited about people (read: small/disabled children) eating stuff in the store if they KNOW the parents, and know they will pay for it. But I wish they'd bust more people who DON'T pay.

I mean, people get busted if they steal a CD or a book, so what is the difference between those and a plum that somebody eats in the store without paying? They're all merchandise.

I kind of "not dislike" Mischa Barton. Not exactly like... she was terrible in the OC (about the only thing I've seen of her), she tends to have questionable taste in clothes and is basically just one more of the whole Hollywood demographic of useless girls who party all night long and expect money to drop out of the sky... but my animosity towards her is not as strong as, say, my animosity towards a Lindsay or a Paris. Go figure.

I had a broke-ass so called friend. She would order food from the Deli down the street, they would ask who it was for, she would give them my name. Then the ho would go and pick it up and pay in change, mostly pennies.

I guess that is somewhat better then the "DECLINE"!!

Submitted by bambam on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 7:34pm.
Y'all a bunch a criminals is what y'all are, costing me money cuz I own stock!!! lol

Insanity happened at my grocery store last week. Up here (DC/VA/MD) they've started programs to charge .05 for plastic bags to help with conservation of the Anacostia River, right?

These two old guys (1 white, 1 black) got into it over the black guy's grabbing a few bags to take home. The white guy starts scolding him, telling him he's stealing and costing him money since he owns stock in the company. The black guy says as much as he shops there he oughtta be able to get a few bags if he needs them and who are you anyway?

All the employees and security are just watching this go on and they don't care at all but the white guy keeps going on and on about it like he's a "defender of the republic" or something.

You wait, when the day comes they make it legal to carry firearms in public you're gonna hear of people getting shot over stupid stuff just like this.
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My mother always taught me that a lady doesn't go out of the house without enough cash to at least get home on her own if needed. To this day, I make sure I have at least a twenty on me. My mother also used to tell me to "never give it away for free" which brings me to my suggestion for Mischa. If Mischa is broke and doesn't have cash to carry around then she should bring condoms, baby wipes and a tube of lube when she goes out.

I waited on her once at a store in Austin, TX and she bought over $600 worth of crap and her card got declined. She was with her boyfriend at the time (some emo dude). She told us she'd come back the next day to get everything. She actually did come back and her card worked....it was really weird.

She should have married Brandon Davis when she had the chance... his family money could have kept up with all the habits for a few extra years.

I'm quite enjoying Ms. Barton's woes. Karma's a bitch to smug entitled bitches.

I think it's time for this girl to get a real job in the real world. Like waitress, grocery clerk, service station cashier, housekeeping at the Ramada, anything to earn a living.

honey ...if you buy toilet paper at the deli ...they should
decline your card

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Hate to not be a rebel here but it drives me crazy to watch people snack, eat, and gulp down whatever they can while they shop. Think food is too expensive? Your free treats have to be accounted for somehow, so prices go up to help make up what's lost by shoplifting. Yep, let's call it what it is. Letting your kid stand by the candy by the pound and cram chocolates down their throats while you shop is stealing. I stood behind a woman in a checkout line a few months ago who uncapped and drank half a bottle of apple juice, and when her turn came to check out, she put the cap back on and pushed the bottle into the magazine rack. Then she belched. Classy in every respect.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 7:31pm.
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I used to work produce in a grocery store. I'd go thru the aisles and I'd see fresh peanut shells, bare grape stems and half eaten stone fruits or strawberries all the time.

This one lady had a little girl who'd make a beeline for the grapes everytime she came in. I used to get mad but I figured that's gonna be that little girl's childhood memory.

Joe Dabb Babbalucci, your nona must have told you that! Nona Connie turned to her granddaughter one day and told her, "There's not much in life you can change, but you can change your attitude." Words by which to live!

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan

Y'all a bunch a criminals is what y'all are, costing me money cuz I own stock!!! lol

Insanity happened at my grocery store last week. Up here (DC/VA/MD) they've started programs to charge .05 for plastic bags to help with conservation of the Anacostia River, right?

These two old guys (1 white, 1 black) got into it over the black guy's grabbing a few bags to take home. The white guy starts scolding him, telling him he's stealing and costing him money since he owns stock in the company. The black guy says as much as he shops there he oughtta be able to get a few bags if he needs them and who are you anyway?

All the employees and security are just watching this go on and they don't care at all but the white guy keeps going on and on about it like he's a "defender of the republic" or something.

You wait, when the day comes they make it legal to carry firearms in public you're gonna hear of people getting shot over stupid stuff just like this.

Submitted by PhillipP on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 5:16pm.

I will never understand how anyone can leave the house without at least $20 cash tucked away. I have excellent credit yet my card has been denied numerous times in the past, usually because of a problem with the banks computer system. The last time was at Wendy's for a #1 with Coke.
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Shoplifting is a crime and that bitch should have been caned!

That being said...my father used to 'test' the fruit in the market in the grocery store.

3 plums, 5 mini-oranges, and 17 cherries later...

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Sad. Very sad when you are so desperate that you are CHARGING food other than a nice meal at a restaurant for you, your spouse and friends! Even then, one should never charge food. You are paying interest on something that literally went down the toilet! Saw her turn on L&O: SVU the other night. Sad. No wonder no one hires her.

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Submitted by Supreme Soviet on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 5:47pm.
And Whole Foods? Hello. That's one of the most expensive stores around. Bitch should have gone to Ralph's- maybe her card wouldn't be declined.

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Hell, Ralph's is frickin' expensive too (have you ever bought produce from them? Frickin' $1.50 for a damn lemon, and we live in Cali, home to all the lemons in the damn world!). Bitch should have gone to Food For Less or Smart and Final. That's more like it.

I've gotten the Big D a few times in the past 20 years, especially during the 15 years when I had a massive credit card problem, maxed out 5 of them.. hit rock bottom and kept right on digging. stupid I know, but I finally paid everything off in full, cut them all up, and have lived off one Visa debit card ever since. Works just fine, and no finance charges. Wow. who'd have thought ? LOL

I learned my lesson, big time.

And I always carry some cash now to back up my purchases. paranoia is a bitch.

If you have an iota of pride, it sucks balls to get declined, especially when there are people in line behind you.

She was a thief because the price depends on the weight of the food, and if she was eating it before they weighed it, whatever was in the carton was STOLEN.

A bag of chips is different.

However, I have inadvertently shoplifted food before. I pile the shit on the baby's stroller and sometimes it stays in a fold in the hood or in the basket underneath it. I always go back and pay (well, one time I didn't because it was one kiwi fruit) because I am terrified of getting arrested, even though I don't think they would because I am nice and chatty with all the checkout ladies and the deli guys and the managers.

I can't say it's ever happened to me, mainly because I know the "keep card" thing would come up if I used any of mine. My finances are shocking at the moment but I try not to prove it in public :P

That said, I've eaten cherries and/or grapes whilst going around the supermarket but not paid for them. Can't say I feel bad though.

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I picked up a bottled water once at the entrance to the grocery store, walked around taking swigs from it, then hid the empty bottle behind rolls of paper towels. I could afford it, I just didn't wanna pay for it.

Truthfully, I wanted to know what it felt like to steal, and I loved it.

And that is what happens when you blow your money on meth. When will she be on Celebrity Rehab?

Love to love ya baby!

Damn girl. I too eschew eating in line. I haven't actually seen anybody eat in line in years and years. Not even at Wal-Mart. I've seen people pop open a soda from the coolers by the check out, but guess what Mischa? Even Wal-Martians have the buck to pay for it.

We're in a recession. Count those pennies and keep track of them.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I know she has thick legs and is a junkie & all... but she has a beautiful face. She truly does. Her sister is even more fucked up. What did the parents do (not do) to them? Sad.

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Upon entering the grocery store, I headed for the chips aisle and opened some pretzels. I proceeded to eat them as I shopped my way through the store. When I was done with my shopping, I put the bag back and didn't pay for it. I am a rebel.

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I always check my account online before I go anywhere and I always have a little bit of cash, just in case. I have endured the big D once and I vowed never again.

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Didn't she just get a nice paycheck from NBC for her appearance in L&O SVU?

Yeah right...that's the oldest Z list celebrity trick in the book...how do you think they get so much shit for free?

they either steal truckloads of swag at the sample parties, they steal jewelry from exes, or they use the old "my credit card got declined & i have no cash" trick.

Mischa's been pulling that lame act for years...sorry she's stooped so low as to not even be willing to pay for some damn cooked noodles...she used to just do that for the drugs & booze & designer shit...ahahahaha

Sometimes when I am grocery shopping I'll get some chocolate covered almonds from the bulk section and eat them while I am shopping. I don't pay for them.

*reports self*

The last time I got declined was last month. I followed my best friend to see the derm and he charged 340 fucking dollars cos he included a course of roaccutane. I emptied my wallet, and we did the ole going to withdraw trick even though both of us knew we had zero dollars in our atms. then we called up people for 45min cos we were short of 8FUCKING DOLLARS! i was so saddened.

We're both fresh soci grads btw, so that kinda explains the broke situation.

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I only mentioned her legs, because Stoney posted a horrendous pic of Mischa this morning, and we all ragged on her horrible legs.

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whoops...i bet this thing wishes she had her saggy balled rich boyfriend around to help her out...she better learn to suck or be gifted in getting the bukake because it doesn't look like she skilled for much else...
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parissucksliterally on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 5:06pm.

then I guess she is not getting any work done on her legs.
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BWAHAHA!!! How funny would it have been if she had been eating cottage cheese out of the carton?

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Snideychick sez:

Mischa Barton with another problem? Wash, rinse, repeat......yawn.

What kind of barbarian eats food in the store before paying for it? If you do that, you better be a diabetic on the verge of a coma or a person from a fourth-world country who hasn't eaten in a year.

And I find it hard to feel sorry for her, because she quit a good paying job because she thought she was too good for it and has basically bummed around since except for a few fast-cancelled things. I'm not surprised she got declined. Hagl, this is your future.

who the eats "cooked pasta" from a carton... we dont have those fancy whole foods here so it just sounds strange

The titty bars only take cash.

You look real cute when you got a lotta loot, you look real strange when you only got change.

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Cry me a river. This is the same idiot that left a hit t.v. show because she turned into an uppity, Narcissistic bitch, and she thought she was too good for t.v. Now she can't pay her bills.

Mischa, call David Caruso and talk to him about having to go back to a low paying day job after he thought he was too scary talented for t.v.

And Whole Foods? Hello. That's one of the most expensive stores around. Bitch should have gone to Ralph's- maybe her card wouldn't be declined.

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WTF? When you're out of money, go get a J.O.B. even if it isn't in acting, you'll be just as entertaining when asking someone at the drive thru if they want fries with their Big Mac. ( Of course in her case, it doesn't apply-she was a shitty actress anyway.)
And what the hell is up with eating food BEFORE you buy it? Where were you raised? I thought everyone knew you don't eat something until it's paid for.
Grow the fuck up.

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I guess my finances aren't so bad, when I look at MIscha's. I too denounce eating in line, especially if you aren't sure you have the money to pay for it!

Ugh I can't stand bitches who open up and eat at lines
What r u 5? So gross!
Anyway thats so not cool to get declined ..last time I got mine declined was at the MAC counter in Macy's when I wanted to buy an eye makeup removal
I had so many bags in my hands and was in a rush to buy it and get the fuck outta mall and go grab a bite when this bitch with filler up lips told me my card is bein a bitch
I had like 5 bucks in cash and lotsa quaters and there was no wayyy I woulda start countin that to get a damn thing but I was so upset cuz that was a reason why I went to mall at the first place ..eh aint that a bitch

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Mischa Barton is fucked up but not as badly as LiLo. Both bitches need to get to work. How to do it? Get a new, better attitude! Barbara Stanwyck reamed some new holes into some actors one time on "The Colbys" cause the morons did not show up on time and know their lines. Barton was fired from her latest gig cause she wasted everyone's time. LiLo did the same so many times in movies and TV that you'd need an abacus to tally the number.

If Barton overdoses or goes to rehab, my heart rate will not change. She is responsible for the choices in her life. If she fucks up, so what?

The only thing worse than getting declined is getting decline when you have money. When I was in college I spent $300 on books and then needed to go buy a bed and got decline cause my debit card only allowed $600 worth of debits per day. Luckily I had checks with me.
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How humiliating, especially when you start eating something, and who the fuck goes out without money. I always carry a card, but I always have cash too...I much rather pay for things in cash, no papertrails.

I don't feel sorry for any Hollywood starlet who at one time made a lot of money but obviously blew it all away. Not to mention this bitch gets paid just to show up to stuff.

I feel not for this ho.