2010 Is The Year Of Betty White!
Screw tiger (the animal, not the Woods)! 2010 is really the year of Betty White! Not only is Betty White confirmed for Saturday Night Live on May 8th, but she also just got her own TV show. Betty White will be a series regular on TV Land's Hot In Cleveland. The show stars Wendie Malick, Jane Leeves and Valerie Bertinelli as three women from Los Angeles who rediscover themselves in Cleveland. Betty plays their landlady.
Originally, Betty was only supposed to be in the pilot, but her role was expanded due to an obvious reason. The obvious reason being that she is Betty White.
In 2010, Betty will also star in a remake of Basic Instinct, record an electro album with DJ Ruth Flowers, star in a burlesque show in Paris and snatch away Brad Pitt from St. Angie only to dump his ass the next day. 2010 is Betty's year!
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I'm expecting her to announce she's posing for Playboy next
May 8th? That 's the day before my birfday! What an awesome gift :D
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Betty for HOT ABUELITA of 2010
Listen up you low class sleazy twats.... THIS is how to be loved in Hollywood! Betty is the BEST!
Cue Jacobi Mugatu going "Betty White is so hot right now!"
Yeah Betty!!! She deserves all of this attention. She is so funny. She was always my favorite on on Golden Girls.
Betty White is Hot Slut of the Century! Let's call it NOW!
Lets have 2010 hot slut of the year already- no other bitches come close!
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 7:45pm.
Good for her. But the burning question here is: Who rediscovers themselves in Cleveland?
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I think they stole that idea from an episode of "30 Rock" where Tina Fey feels like a goddess in Cleveland and thinks she wants to move there.
What do you guys think she's doing with all this money she's making lately? This Betty White movement is so random, and I swear MK started it.
Maybe she's planning on donating it to an animal charity or something. Baffled.
I thought Betty was rockin' Roberto Cavalli, until I realized her tunic had a head :/
Betty White is the bomb. It's about feckin time that those that worship at the altar of vapid, talentless reality twats and flavor of the day stars have a chance to read headlines (although I question the reading skills of those that worship at such altars) about someone with true talent and worth.
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/47197
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Do you also want a boycot?
No thanks. My mancot is working quite nicely.
Check out Betty doin' her schtick on Craig Ferguson a while back - she was hilarious !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9bfpu9jWVY
AND she's going to be on an episode of The Middle!
Betty can do no wrong in my book. She is the QUEEN OF EVERYTHING!!!
Allen Ludden and his three sons loved her so much ... it's obvious why.
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Anytime i see a picture of her, my heart does flip-flops !
I met her about 15 years ago - i told her how crazy i was about her, and she gave me a big hug!
That was one of my favorite brushes with greatness.
LIFE IS GOOD!! go, Betty!
After a long-ass dry spell, I'm glad the suits in Hollywood decided to put this comedy grand dame back on the saddle.
The Hudson Sister's approve....beyond and above the grave...Betty deserves the honors......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Somewhere, Phoebe Price is *pissed* off right now
Betty White is awesome! I just saw her in that snickers ad she did, and she was hilarious. And, she's NOT AN ATTENTION WHORE. I wonder if she'll adopt me...
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Betty White for President in 2012!
FUCK YES! Bring the Betty ON!
i am only now seeing the golden girls for the first time and she is one of the funniest, most deadpan comic actresses evah... i don't know how those women didn't erupt in laughter every time she told one of her insane st olaf stories.
and her throwdown with phyllis over lars on the mary tyler moore show is a classic.
not to mention her decades long efforts on behalf of animals -- long before it was trendy.
awesome woman and it's nice to see her getting all this attention.
P.S. Betty White fucking rocks
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
what about Betty Wong ...her geriatric asian tranny pornstar doppelganger?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
betty white is a national treasure and the kind of senior i aspire to be. she is also a known animal lover and supporter of charities. go betty!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 03/16/2010 - 8:07pm.
I loved her as Rose but will never forget the Sue-Ann Nivens episode with her sister she hated. Later she was telling Mary "...and I simply lowered my voice and asked her to crawl back out from under the kitchen sink and leave".
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I loved the one in which Murray and Lou were cracking jokes about Chuckles the Clown's passing. Sue-Ann walked in and said, "I don't know what you are laughing at but I bet it's dirty..." with a shit-eating grin. The delivery was absolutely hilarious.
This is beautiful Hollywood here! I'm not being snarkie. This is how they should all age. You go get 'em Betty! muahh!
Cleveland? WHyyyeee?
Oh well, yay for Bettay! ♥♥♥
(Edit: I'm glad somebody is getting the kudos they deserve while they're still alive.)
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If there were a Church of Betty, we'd all be praying at that muthafucka!
And I agree with all MK said except the Pitt part.
She would never set her sights so low.
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I loved her as Rose but will never forget the Sue-Ann Nivens episode with her sister she hated. Later she was telling Mary "...and I simply lowered my voice and asked her to crawl back out from under the kitchen sink and leave".
I'm shaking my pom poms for Betty but have you people forgotten how old she is? Let's take it one tv appearance at a time. You motherfuckers better not act shocked if she croaks to death on set.
Love it. She is such an amazing talent. I will always think of her as Sue Ann Nivens...she was brilliant in that role.
FOK YEAH BETTY!!!
YOU HAVE GOTTEN MORE WORK IN 1 MONTH THAN ALL OF THE HOS MK POSTED ABOUT TODAY HAVE GOTTEN IN THE LAST YEAR: MISCHA, MARKY MARK, THE DUFF SISTERS ETC ETC
Betty is proof you can work and be in your game for a long, long time.
Go head Betty! Cannot wait until SNL!
Good for her. But the burning question here is: Who rediscovers themselves in Cleveland?
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yay, Betty!!... yeah, i'm not gonna watch this show, but i like Betty!
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Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"