Winnie Cooper Is Going To Have A Baby!
In case you're already drunk, Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years doesn't look like that anymore, so don't creep yourself out by trying to imagine that young girl with a baby belly. No, Winnie is all grown up! Winnie is 35, has been married for one year to a man who isn't Kevin Arnold and now she's got one of those mini-humans growing in her womb.
Winnie (real name: Danica McKellar) tells People all about her adventures in baby-growing, "I'm nearing the end of my first trimester and I'm so excited – I've been bursting to tell people. I was in the middle of a really intense deadline for my book (Ed note: Winnie writes books about math. BOOORING) I wanted to put off the [pregnancy] test because I didn't want any distractions. That only lasted a day – I couldn't stop thinking about it and I caved! You can't try to put that off."
Yay. Babies. Blah. Blah. Blah. But really, this post has an ulterior motive. It's an excuse to post a picture of the gloriously gorgeous Margaret Farquhar:
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MK your the fuckin best!!! Margaret farquard rules!
It was about time, Kevin Arnold already has a couple of them.
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I feel so OLD!!!!!!!!
2nd one looks like cristian siriano.
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Margaret Farquhar was the hotness incarnated.
Good news! Best wishes to her!
At least she will have a real baby, unlike cough..cough....Tila Tequilla.
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:08am.
Submitted by The Fly on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:40am.
Have a neat summer
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Very nice.
Congrats to winnie, who in my mind is married to kevin and paul lives next door with his life partner.
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LOL @ Paul and his life partner.
A math PhD? Mmm, smart women are sexy!
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:34am.
Math PhD AND a working anus, so that automatically makes her a total would fuck.
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I won't argue. all that math shit must make her all sexual shit get pent up right? hmmmmm
Axe-cuse me Suck & Fuck, but Winnie Cooper here has both a real-life Math PhD AND a working anus, so that automatically makes her a total would fuck.
Submitted by The Fly on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:40am.
Have a neat summer
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Very nice.
Congrats to winnie, who in my mind is married to kevin and paul lives next door with his life partner.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:59am.
Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:53am.
as a math teacher, i love this woman! she shows you don't have to be a dork to like math and science. Nice that some kid from a hit show didn't grow up to be a friggin' mess
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I don't know for sure, but her "math" books are probably children's books with giant "1 + 2" on the verso, and "3" on the recto.
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"That is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town." - S&F, yesterday.
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in case you're not kidding....
from a bio on her: "Best known for her roles on The Wonder Years and The West Wing, Danica McKellar is also an internationally-recognized mathematician and advocate for math education. A summa cum laude graduate of UCLA with a degree in Mathematics, Danica has been honored in Britain's esteemed Journal of Physics and the New York Times for her work in mathematics, most notably for her role as co-author of a ground-breaking mathematical physics theorem which bears her name (The Chayes-McKellar-Winn Theorem)."
The most famous book she has out is called "Math Doesn't Suck" and is about being confident in your intelligence. It's targeted mainly at middle schoolers and I've recommended it a few times to PARENTS to help them with their daughters who were CLEARLY playing dumb in class.
Thanks, MJT! wasn't sure!
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:29am.
OMG, YES...it is! Hahahahaha. Nice catch.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Is Margaret Farquhar the same girl who played Becky's drunk friend on Roseanne? "We don't have a toilet. We use a wok!"
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She's a math nerd who helped develop a math theorem.
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I kinda love this story. I'd rather hear about her pregnancy than have to hear about another Heidi Montag surgery. She used to live by me in Dallas and I always saw her at my fav brunch place. Plus she is a math nerd (like me). Congrats Winnie!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Winnie's got a Ph.D. from UCLA (I think) but I think she's made some forays back into acting in the last few years. Maybe she's trying to sneak back in full time now, hence the press release?
Um, Winne...DON'T!
I saw this in some e-mail celeb news blurb, and my first thought was. .. this is NEWS?
So she's pregnant ? who the hell cares, outside of her friends and family ?
Submitted by Nachturne on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:30am.
Does anyone else remember that amazing made for TV movie she starred in where she got knocked up by her boyfriend who turned out was working for a baby selling ring, and was knocking chicks up all over the place to sell their babies?!
No, but I saw her in "Justice for Annie: A Moment of Truth movie" - Peggy Lipton played her mom, and Susan Ruttan from LA Law was the evil woman who took out insurance on Danica and then killed her...
Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:53am.
as a math teacher, i love this woman! she shows you don't have to be a dork to like math and science. Nice that some kid from a hit show didn't grow up to be a friggin' mess
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I don't know for sure, but her "math" books are probably children's books with giant "1 + 2" on the verso, and "3" on the recto.
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"That is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town." - S&F, yesterday.
Just for the record, she's hot as fuck (now.) Google it. You will see what I mean.
PROVOCATION!
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Hawt!!
http://www.di2.nu/200707/danica.jpg
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"That is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town." - S&F, yesterday.
as a math teacher, i love this woman! she shows you don't have to be a dork to like math and science. Nice that some kid from a hit show didn't grow up to be a friggin' mess
I can't believe she didn't marry Kevin Arnold. I mean he was such a nice boy.
I thought that said "disfractions".
Who's drunk already?
*googles "winnie, then and now"*
MK, did you scan that photo of Winnie after extracting it from the bottom of your sock drawer? It looks pretty manhandled & jizzed-upon.
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Have a neat summer
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Help me!
Danica is a mathemetician now and has no need of acting, so one wonders WHY she felt it necessary to issue a PRESS RELEASE about her knocked-up-edness.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
At Natchturne, I remember that one. God this item makes me feel really old:(
BOR RING!
What ever happened to this skinny bitch? Did she wait tables after Hollywood gave her the middle finger? It's too early to google this anorexic human.
Does anyone else remember that amazing made for TV movie she starred in where she got knocked up by her boyfriend who turned out was working for a baby selling ring, and was knocking chicks up all over the place to sell their babies?! I googled: Cradle of Conspiracy!! Here's the synopsis:
Kristin Guthrie is a teenager growing up in an upperclass environment. She has trouble living up to her mother Suzanne's ideals and she starts to rebel by dating Kenny, a young man her parents are immediately suspicious of. Fearful of losing their daughter, they allow her to see him, until their nightmare comes true: She has run off with him. It soon turns out that Kenny is working in the black market, illegally selling babies. He impregnates Kristin with the plans to sell it after its birth. Meanwhile, her parents are desperately searching for their daughter, who is living under poor conditions in the underground.
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So she's pregnant. So the fuck what?!
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A child actor/actress that turned out normal and intelligent. No wonder she has no career in showbiz no more. Go figure.
Congrats, Winnie! I love her because she's a math nerd.
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