Wednesday, March 17th 2010
Absolutely Stunning
No, I'm not talking about her:
I'm not talking about him either:
I'm talking about THIS:
It's as if Bonnie Parker robbed an eyebrow shaping salon instead of a bank! This beauty's eyebrows look like two sticks of dynamite itching to be LIT! She still gives me fire without the flame, though. In a perfect world, Gerry and Jennifer would be taking pictures of her! Sigh. Life just doesn't make sense sometimes.
Here's Gerry and Jennifer (who is wearing some kind of Statue of Liberty gown made out of condom skins) at the NYC premiere of The Bounty Hunter last night.
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Looks like Sam Kinison's sister, taking the picture in the back. It looks like she has moved to where the food is. Oh! Ohhhhhhhh!
He is soooo much hotter than Pitt.
and he actually has a personality.
and you'll never see this man's man pussy whipped.
I'm not a fan of that dress but JA can pull it off. I ain't gonna lie, bitch looks great here. I don't really like that Butler douche but he's looking damn fine too. I mean, WTF did he do to the chunk? Wasn't it just a couple of weeks ago he looked like a slob? I'd say lipo but bitch looks thin in the face area too. Hmmm.... Lipo in the face? LOL. That or he is just a walking proof that men lose the extra pounds a lot easier than us gals. UGH!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
jennifer = gerard's girdle
The only movie that is gonna make a buck with these two is if the homegirl with the red camera is JA's roommate teaching her how to use lesbo tricks to get Gerard to anal Madonna in public..otherwise forget it!
Desperate blah blah. Pathetic blah blah. Maniston, Chinnifer, Chinneston blah blah.
Think of some new comments people! These are way beyond stale!
Sorry, but it's true.
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@K2: Jennifer Aniston sucks c#@*s in HELL! you mean that kind of classy?
Maniston & classy?...to me she always looks like she's going to some shitty beach-party.
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referring to her as Maniston is a dead give away that you're lacking in many areas. So you really wouldn't know how to recognize "class" even if it slapped you upside the head.
Here's a hint: class does not equal "visible" tats on women (hide it if you must), make out sessions with family members, or discussing ones sexual antics in interviews or on national television. I'm sure all the "maniston haters" will know who I'm referring to. The laughing stock of sainthood. Ms. Jolie.
OMFG - Jen just DOES.NOT.KNOW!!!!! NOM to the oh fuck NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 6:32pm.
@K2 : Have you given what you said much thought?
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yeah plenty. Some of us actually think before we type.
@K2 : Have you given what you said much thought?
Maniston & classy?...to me she always looks like she's going to some shitty beach-party.
And this dress is a shapeless, toga-wannabe, dull mess.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Jen looks stunning. She can wear any dress and look sophisticated and lady like. Not like some trashier women who think throwing on a $2000 dress will make them APPEAR elegant. The dress choice might not always be the best, but she always looks gorgeous in them.
By the looks of it, seems her and Gerard have formed a genuine friendship. Co-stars never look THAT happy on the red carpet unless they've formed a true bond during the making of a film. Plus their both single and dont have to worry about downplaying any innocent flirtation.
Quite honestly, the pics at JJ are much better. Those pics really captured the moment and the friendship. These dont really do them justice. They just look like they're posing. The others are more candid and fun. She looks so happy and so does he .. seems like they really laugh their asses off together. But it was rather pathetic to see how JJ hides every single nice comment about(his new thread format) Jen and only allows the negative ones to appear !! Total fucking asshole.
Maybe she has a cat-hairs-on-gala-dress fetish.
Is it just me or does the red camera chick look like a bloated Miley Cyrus in about 10 years?
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Rule #1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 ft of my lips.
She seems desperate... that is the vibe I get. Manic and crazed and frantic... she needs to calm the hell down.
i think it would be perfect if aniston was a lesbian.
then she'd be a better actress than anyone is giving her credit for, and maintaining her privacy at the same time.
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly, with the back of the right hand.
I actually really like that dress.
How was this man ever considered sexy? His 300 abs must have been CGI'd. He and Eric Bana have no appeal.
All the rags will be so happy to point out how he's just not that into her; his hips are pointing away from her and she's hanging on him desperately.
Submitted by kevinvt83 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:39am.
She always goes after a hot and handsome guy rather than a good guy who stays with her. She gets what she asks for.
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Aside from Pitt (whom i don't find hot and never will) and that Paul sculfor guy, who else was exactly "hot" in Hollywood terms that she dated? I sure can't think of anyone !!!
Jen looks GORGEOUS here !!! Agree 100% with "kanderso on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:01pm"...
She's not exactly the most beautiful woman out there but there's definitely something about her that's quite attractive and cute!
Submitted by stefystef on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:31pm.
"There is only one thing good in that pic. Gerard lost weight.
Now he needs to shave."
And perhaps to shower?
I wouldn't give Butler the time of day........Not crazy about the dress however, she looks great!
I like the dress and JA looks good here and pretty much in all pics taken ( for a 40 year old who smokes). Having said that - she is a crappy actress and I can't stand her and am really sick & tired of heating "poor Jen, that whore Angie" etc. Come on, it has been like 89576876478567465 years.
She always makes that stupid fucking face! Enough Jennifer its not cute!
Can Aniston walk the red carpet WITHOUT hanging onto a man?
I honestly can see why Brad left her sorry ass.
There is only one thing good in that pic. Gerard lost weight.
Now he needs to shave.
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Sandra Bullock's Oscar win is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse. Better believe that shit.
Submitted by jenabou on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:24pm.
I really needed this post today! I wasn't expecting the third picture; I almost died laughing.
I know what you mean. That is the true talent of MK's sucio eyes. He can find beauty in a pile of mud.
I really needed this post today! I wasn't expecting the third picture; I almost died laughing.
LOL@MK's viewing perspective!
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Submitted by kevinvt83 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:39am.
I think Jen is very boring and feel sorry for her. However she only has herself to blame. She always goes after a hot and handsome guy rather than a good guy who stays with her. She gets what she asks for.
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She dated Vince Vaughn and Mayer - not exactly hot and handsome.
As for Jen, I find her attractiveness average in pictures, but think she's extremely attractive on film. She's one of those that isn't a classic beauty, but has some sort of prettiness about her. Of course she has a slammin' bod, but I'm talking about her face/hair. Whatever that "something" is looks much better in motion. It might be in part that she is very expressive and animated.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I think Jen is very boring and feel sorry for her. However she only has herself to blame. She always goes after a hot and handsome guy rather than a good guy who stays with her. She gets what she asks for.
LOL. I heart Michael K so much. So funny. Redundant, I know. Can't help it. He make laugh me.
Is there some sort of legal requirement that she never change her hair and never ever wear a dress that isn't so boring it could put fashion designers in a coma?
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You mean never change her hair and always wear black like A. Jolie?
She's pretty when she smiles. Otherwise, I find her pretty boring.
The color of that dress washes her complexion out.
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
She looks good, I don't like the dress but it looks great on her. I hope Aniston ages gracefully, I would like to see more Lauren Bacalls and less lizard necks like Jolies. This plastic make me look young thing is making these over paid people look like freaks, or is this how we are supposed to mutate?
Is there some sort of legal requirement that she never change her hair and never ever wear a dress that isn't so boring it could put fashion designers in a coma? Even Renee Zellweger occasionally wears something more interesting.
As for him: either grow a beard or shave it off. COMMIT TO ONE LOOK EVEN IF YOU CAN'T COMMIT TO A WOMAN!
I like the little girl in thumbnail #4 with the perfect Aniston 'do.
red velvet: on the home page there are "categories" under the recent posts. if you click on there it comes up with a list
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:47am.
red velvet:
"this is the best I've seen Angie look in a while. And I'm only saying that because she's dressed like a discolored penis with an abnormally long foreskin."
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THANK YOU!!! How did you find it? I've been scrolling page/day by page/day!!
Again, thank you!
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"That is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town." - S&F, yesterday.
@sushi:
I would buy that she's good at making friends with these guys if it weren't for the fact that she's rarely/never seen with them after the promo is over. The only friends I see her with consistently are those that she had from her TV sitcom days. I think she's just as much of a bitch as Morticia Jolie, she's just way better at keeping it out of the spotlight.
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I am not a pussy.
Is that chola, Paquita del Barrio seeking gays and gayelles and preventing them from adopting?
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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz
Say what you want about Jen, but can you imagine what the Olsen twins will look like at 40.
Jen looks good. I actually like her. It's just that she's so damn easy to make fun of - same goes for Angelina "I have a throbbing penis vein in my forehead" Jolie.
Submitted by cprincess on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:11am.
"Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:06am.
I wonder if Jen's favorite Rolling Stones song is Angie?"
Oh you are good but your gonna get the Anistonloonies after you -theres a fanatical one that monitors Dlisted and MK!!!
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I am a'hoping!!
"Call Me - shaped like a phone. smells like silence.
red velvet:
"this is the best I've seen Angie look in a while. And I'm only saying that because she's dressed like a discolored penis with an abnormally long foreskin."
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
She looks great, happy.....good for her.
And, that's the best I've seen him look in awhile.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:39am.
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:36am.
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redvelvet, i can taste your avatar.
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LOL. Hungy?
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"That is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town." - S&F, yesterday.
Again... that body language! Whoa. Butler wants far away from it, but he knows that the barnacle has a nice ass and minions of photogs every time she takes a dump.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Still looking for MKs assessment of Angie's flesh colored dress on the set of SALT, but I found this in the meantime:
A new Brangelina tell-all book written by Jenny Paul claims that Angie Jolie had a down low affair with Mick Jagger in 1997 after they met on the set of the Rolling Stones video "Anybody Seen My Baby?" Fun fact: "Anybody Seen My Baby?" is the song most mothers sing after Angie Jo comes to visit their babies.
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"That is the gayest thing since gay came to gay town." - S&F, yesterday.
TOTAL GORGEOUSNESS!!!!!!!!
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