Gary Dourdan's Girlfriend Arrested For Allegedly Attacking His Ass
The girlfriend of CSI's Gary Dourdan was put into handcuffs yesterday afternoon after she allegedly went crazy on him during a fight. TMZ says that when the cops arrived to Gary's house in Venice, CA, they found him all scratched up. They arrested his girlfriend Maria Asis del Alamo and booked her on misdemeanor domestic battery.
TMZ wants you to know that Maria 5'8", 110 lbs and Gary is 6'2" with a "fighting weight" of 190.
Gary is a lot bigger than Maria, but if he even flicked at her eyelash, it would've been game over for his ass. Besides, size does not always matter when it comes to fighting. Surprisingly, I haven't been in many psychical fights in my life, but in junior high school I got my ass beat so hard by my best friend at the time who was 5'1". Homegirl beat me down, because I said that her boyfriend was ugly. It wasn't even a match and I knew it. At one point, I lifted up my arm to protect myself from her crazy ass, and she grabbed it and forced me to slap myself in the face. Yeah, that's when you just roll over and play dead. That's not funny.
Although, me getting beat down by a tiny girl isn't saying much since a malnourished, half-blind newborn baby could kick my ass with one arm tied behind its back.
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That chick is too fat to be 110 lbs at 5'8"
5.8" and 110 would basically be a rail-thin waif, and she looks like a good weight but not exactly like the type who could be blown away with the slightest breeze.
And I also don't believe he's at this 190 "fighting weight" either, because wasn't he getting his chunk on the last time you posted pictures of him?
Otherwise, honestly I don't care about this. I think it's wrong, but these are two people who don't even ping the outskirts of my interest radar.
Maria's 5'8", 110 lbs ???
Fucking obese!!!
Her crazy ass should be beating herself up everytime she goes near food.
She probably found out where he was stashing the good meth.
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How is 110lbs obese especially on someone that tall?
ANYWAY I'm happy he didn't hit her back and just called the cops to deal w/ her. I agree domestic violence has a double standard because no one should any ANYONE unless they are protecting their self.
He is such a douche bag! I hope she beat the shit out of him. I worked as a concierge and he was such a piece of shit. One of those "do you know who I am" assholes.
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:21pm.
i used to love me some gary dourdan...then the crack got a hold of him...
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really? I thought he was just a pothead. which, by the way, would explain why he just sat there doing nothing while she scratched him up...
hahahahahaha!! really? crack? that sucks.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
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I wish I was around to defend you against the playground bullies MK. I always get in the middle of a bullying situation. Last year I saw a group of kids beating on a kid at a school playground and I barely got the car in park, facing the wrong way in traffic so I could pull the kids off the one getting beaten.The kid on the ground thanked me by saying " F- off bitch, these are my friends!" I told him friends don't boot you in the head... I think this is how dominatrix's get their future clients!
Oh MK, I just love you childhood stories. I don't know which one I like best, the one with your whore Barbie, or this one.
BTW, bravo, Gary for not hitting her back. Now if I get up the mad-on to hit a grown ass man, I fully expect him to bow up. Therefore, I am much more inclined to fuck somebody up when they are asleep. I got my brother good like that once.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:20pm.
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Define the kind of man that hits a woman? What makes him a woman beater? The fact that he is black? Please explain.
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I think she means that this Gary dude looks like a self absorbed twat who looks insecure and needs to get his way, or else he'll "exert" himself and lash out.
Some other examples come to mind:
Charlie Sheen, Richard Gere, Wesley Snipes, etc..
i used to love me some gary dourdan...then the crack got a hold of him...
and please? 5'8" and 110 pounds...me don't think so...
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:25am.
Gary Dourdan is creepy and annoying. He seems to me like the kind of guy who *thinks* he's good in bed but his girlfriend can tell you exactly how many tiles are in the ceiling, you know?
He also seems like the kind of man who would maybe hit a woman so I am surprised that *she* beat *his* ass but...whatever.
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Define the kind of man that hits a woman? What makes him a woman beater? The fact that he is black? Please explain.
Submitted by poon on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:06pm.
There is no way she's 5'8" and 110 lb.
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I've been that thin at that height. She looks too healthy in that pic to weigh 110.
Didn't Gary get busted for doing massive quantities of drugs? He gets 2 points for not slapping her back.
M.E. on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:43am.
Arrested at 5:21am on April 29, 2008 in Palm Springs, California for possession of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Was given a diversion by the judge on May 28.
Celebrity justice is a fucking joke. Any regular member of society would have been thrown in the clink with felony possession charges.
not really
i know of many many "regular" folks that walk away from murder with evidence cause of policy corruption or a little error
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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:14pm.
I think he's so fucking HAWT!!!! I'm forever drooling him and adam rodriguez on CSI!I love it that he didnt hit her back.
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ADAM RODRIGUEZ YES!! Would love to break me off a piece of that man. HAWT.
f-ed up double standards ... If he did anything to protect himself, even though he was all scratched up, she would have claimed abuse, and have won a law suit in court. Only thing a man can do is just take it, call the police and hope they don't side with a crazy bitch when they show up and she starts screaming abuse or Rape.
Submitted by KD on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:25pm.
I used to love slapping people with their own hands.
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QUIT HITTING YOURSELF!
I used to love slapping people with their own hands.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:51am.
He's been violent in the past: http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/gary_dourdan_is_an_asshole.php
so it is not beyond the realm of possibility that he would be violent in a personal relationship.
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Possible yes but also possible the man has boundaries too. Human nature is as much contradictory as it is habitual. Today's St. Patty's Day, I could go out and beat/get my ass beat by some drunk fool, would that make me likely to punch my gf's lights out?
He chased a papparazzi? Nobody in Hollywood likes paps unless they're desperate to stay relevant. The only evidence we got to go on is what's been printed relevant to his girlfriend, there's no other info so far. She beat on him, not him on her.
Like I said, wouldn't want to see you on a jury.
5'8" & 110 lbs - no wonder she doesn't have any tits to fill out that bustier.
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I think he's so fucking HAWT!!!! I'm forever drooling him and adam rodriguez on CSI!I love it that he didnt hit her back.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 12:07pm.
Fuck fame.
It is cold hard....cash that will shut the legal system up with the quickness.
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Well, that would explain why I keep getting fucked in the ass raw.
Fuck fame.
It is cold hard....cash that will shut the legal system up with the quickness.
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There is no way she's 5'8" and 110 lb.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:43am.
Celebrity justice is a fucking joke. Any regular memeber of society would have been thrown in the clink with felony possession charges.
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Not so my dear. Its not celebrity that gets you off the hook its money. If you have thousands upon thousands of dollars for a lawyer you will get off or get a slap on the wrist. I know of someone who got caught robbing someone at gunpoint but becuase his rich ass cousin ponied up the bail and $10,000 retainer for a lawyer you know what he wound up with? Three fucking months in jail. Three. Months. For robbery at gunpoint.
Now being a celebrity certainly ensures that you have the money for that shit but i really dont think simply being a celeb is what gets you off.
He is hot. I would HIT that. Repeatedly. That is all.
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:25am.
He also seems like the kind of man who would maybe hit a woman so I am surprised that *she* beat *his* ass but...whatever.
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I certainly wouldn't want to see you on a jury then. How does a person "seem" the kind to hit a woman??? What the fuck is that?
He's been violent in the past: http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/gary_dourdan_is_an_asshole.php so it is not beyond the realm of possibility that he would be violent in a personal relationship.
These bitches think they can hit a guy and not get hit back! One word: SNOOKI!
Bitches if you lay your hands on a guy be prepared to get it right back!
Arrested at 5:21am on April 29, 2008 in Palm Springs, California for possession of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. Was given a diversion by the judge on May 28.
Celebrity justice is a fucking joke. Any regular memeber of society would have been thrown in the clink with felony possession charges.
Interesting......he has two children with two seperate women.
I had no idea he was a dad.
"At one point, I lifted up my arm to protect myself from her crazy ass, and she grabbed it and forced me to slap myself in the face."
FAIL!! *lol*
I agree with the double standard, it's bullshit. If she "beat his ass" she should be charged with felony domestic violence.
Um, so now we are able to look at someone and "know" that they're wife beaters?
Interesting.
SMH @ attacking such a sexy man.
She's such a BLOODY CUNT PLUG.
Recovering my ass.
He only went into rehab to try and save his career.
And then he gets out and latches onto this crackpiece?
Please.
Same old tricks with a new trick.
This was a straight up crackfight and she got the best of him because he got the best of IT.
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:25am.
He also seems like the kind of man who would maybe hit a woman so I am surprised that *she* beat *his* ass but...whatever.
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I certainly wouldn't want to see you on a jury then. How does a person "seem" the kind to hit a woman??? What the fuck is that?
Bitch should have been charged with a FELONY none of that pussy assed misdemeanor BULLSHIT.
/double standard
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:25am.
Who cares what size she is and what size he is? Did she beat his ass or not? Was she holding a weapon when she did it?
There's a double standard with domestic violence. It's either okay or not. So a woman being violent should be treated similarly to an abusive man.
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thank you Sushi... had she even a scratch on her emaciated body he would be crucified here...so because he didn't hit her or fight back he is being criticized? come on people...I know it's a slow day...but just go over to the Coco thread if you need a release... and from what i remember he is a recovering drug user...and not a current drug user...
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:19am.
She beat his ass cuz he wouldn't stop watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG-bDvns1Z8
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Man, that stinks, pure shit, a bunch of butt noise.
(I love it!)
Maria's 5'8", 110 lbs ???
Fucking obese!!!
Her crazy ass should be beating herself up everytime she goes near food.
She probably found out where he was stashing the good meth.
Who cares what size she is and what size he is? Did she beat his ass or not? Was she holding a weapon when she did it?
There's a double standard with domestic violence. It's either okay or not. So a woman being violent should be treated similarly to an abusive man.
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he needed a smack for "Weekend at Bernie's 2"... i know it was a bit part, but still.... shame!
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Gary Dourdan is creepy and annoying. He seems to me like the kind of guy who *thinks* he's good in bed but his girlfriend can tell you exactly how many tiles are in the ceiling, you know?
He also seems like the kind of man who would maybe hit a woman so I am surprised that *she* beat *his* ass but...whatever.
Nova - HA! LMAO!
5'8 and 110!? She must never eat! I'm 5'8 and 137! It's a wonder she had a strength to fight anyone!
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 10:55am.
Gary's decline is heartbreaking because he was so fine.
Yesssss. He was such a hot slut on A Different World with those dreads as Shaka Zulu? Shaka Zuzu?? Whatever his name was....DAMN fine.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:15am.
Meth is a sonofabitch, only explaination for being 5'8 and 110lbs. She makes Nicole Ritchie look fat!
I'm 5'7 AND A HALF! LOL and I weigh 125. SHe, is a rail.
*SNORT*
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LMFAO @ "Homegirl beat me down, because I said that her boyfriend was ugly. It wasn't even a match and I knew it. At one point, I lifted up my arm to protect myself from her crazy ass, and she grabbed it and forced me to slap myself in the face. Yeah, that's when you just roll over and play dead. That's not funny."
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