The Blind Side's UK Premiere Canceled
Sandra Bullock has abruptly pulled out of tonight's London premiere of The Blind Side. You know, sort of the same way Jesse James pulled out of that trick's snatch and came all in her belly button. Okay, I need to stop. I'm jumping the gun. You know, sort of the same way that trick jumped on Jesse's gun. Okay, I'm stopping! Here's the statement Sandra released earlier today:
"Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blindside has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film."
The entire premiere has been canned since Sandra can't make the trip to London.
Okay, just because Sandra doesn't feel like showing her face right now doesn't mean the rumors are true. Maybe she isn't in the mood to pose on the red carpet while photographers yell shit at her like, "So did Vanilla Gorilla fuck that Bombshell chick, or what?" By the way, Vanilla Gorilla Fucks Bombshell sounds like a twisted Japanese porn version of King Kong.
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DAMN!! The chick he cheated with has a TATTOOED FOREHEAD!??!??!?!
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When they hooked up, I thought, awwww, every pea has it's pod. Now, it just sounds like it'll burn when she pees.
Sandy needs to get herself down to a clinic and get tested for every disease known to man, STAT!
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When I lived in Austin I used to see her all the time at the DVD store we shared. She was always nice and smiling and anyone that saw her in town would say the same. She really is a sweetheart.
And if this shit is true, this is the first time I may want to be all I Shot Andy Warhol-ish.
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sandra used to work at hanks ice cream in greenville north carolina ( she was about 2 years older than me) years later when i saw speed i thought to myself, i know that girl... ive talked to that girl... sure enough it was the sandy that worked at hanks ice cream and was the nicest down to earth person. she is really the same as her public image. no dirt will be found on her. i am so sad if this is true. ( also i graduated from ecu in 1991. GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!!
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 2:39pm.
You meet a guy who will leave his wife 8 mos. pregnant for you, what in the hell do you think is going to happen to YOU down the road? Can you say "blindside"! Sorry, but Karma is a bitch!
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I like Sandra Bullock as an actress and she seems very down to earth and one of a handful of celebrities who donates money and time to causes from the heart, but yeah, what buddhistgirl69 said. This is why I really believe that what goes around comes around, whether you're Idi Amin or Mother Theresa or in the gray scale of good/bad in between those two. Shit comes back at you, period. Whether we are around to see people get blindsided or not, whether it takes a couple of life times (yes, I believe in reincarnation, too, overwhelming evidence, look up Dr. Ian Stevenson's research among others). But I digress. So anyway, just because his last wife was a porn star and a druggie whack job from what I've read doesn't make it OK for America's Sweetheart to jump on that albeit dirty hot dick when said porn wife is 8 months preggo. Just my two California fruits & nuts cents.
the more I think about it, the more real it could be. The dog napping (sounds like a bitchs way of hurting a man)....and he seems so damn uncomfortable...his taste in women prior to Sandra sucked....and all those wonderful things she said about him at the Oscars...man, this guy is about as dumb and low as Tiger Woods is this is true...you don't fuck around on women like Sandra Bullock....no way, no how. Stupid asshole move if he did esp. with this slutty ass nasty tramp.
Apparently Sandra moved out of their house a few days ago, so I guess it's all true. I'll bet he has cheated on her before and poor Sandy was the last to know.
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Submitted by robbyq2000 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:01pm.
hmmm, Vanilla Gorilla, YUM!
That's a new Ben & Jerry's flavor if I ever heard one.
So sad. Sandra's a fun gal, from what it seems. But you can't change a tiger's stripes, or in this case, a gorilla's wang. For her sake, I hope she didn't get the dirties from that nasty, fug Kat Von D wannabe. Yuck.
The Oscar curse strikes again! Remember Halle Berry? It goes back to Vivien Leigh. The only one whose marriage made it is Meryl Streep.
My husband just told me he met this skank a couple months ago at a tattoo convention...he said she's 100 times uglier in real life and, according to the friend who introduced them, she's completely bat shit crazy and a horrible mother to boot. Couldn't JJ do better if he really wanted to cheat? I hope it's not true, but she's probably more his type, dumb trash dog. I'm sure I can get confirmation from the friend who knows her quite well, but she could lie to him too I suppose. I'm hoping for the psychotic lying whore just looking for fame and a paycheck answer.
Edit: Damn, talked to the friend and it seems it's most likely true. Poor Sandra.
Poor Sandy! He probably does cheat on her. He is fug as sin. He should be kissing Sandy's hot oscar rear end.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:18pm.
Met her, love her, and if this is true I might have to be her hitheaux.
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hmmm, Vanilla Gorilla, YUM!
Blindsided for real.
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Ruh roh. Could the rumors be true?? How is a dirty porn ho fucking bum like Jesse James gonna cheat on Sandra Bullock? Bitch, you will neva evah do better. Neva!!
If you're horny, go home and fuck your significant other. If it's boring, do some freak shit. If they ain't feeling it, talk it out, come up with some charts and graphs, do a PowerPoint presentation--in other words make your case and work that shit out. Damn! A little effort goes a long way. But no, some people gotta grab the nearest brain dead freak and relieve themselves. Dumbassses...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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OMG... i just saw the trick that vanilla gorilla was wacking on and lemme tell you, he needs a chankla to the face. WTF! The ho has a serious case of dude face.
Met her, love her, and if this is true I might have to be her hitheaux.
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Shame on you Mr. James! You broke Sandy's heart.
Keanu needs to saddle up his white horse.
again, i say i hope it's not true...
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Poor Sandra, I love her, hope everything turns out ok.
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Fuck him. I hope Sandy gets tested quick. No telling what that walking billboard has.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 1:33pm.
Wasn't his 1st wife a porn star or Penthouse model or something? Nice stock there Sandra. Anyway, wish it was Julia Roberts not you.
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Very true. Did you ever hear the story about Mary Matalin - she won an Oscar and William Hurt was a total dick to her in the limo at the end of the night, and for the duration of their relationship after that.
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Ohhhhh.....NO - please don't be true.
On the weekend, I was reading about the troubled/once-stunning porn star Janine Lindemulder and her sleazy custody battles with Jesse. I wondered how Sandra could be involved with someone so gross and ghetto, but pushed the thought out of my mind with an all too naive "love conquers all".
I guess I should have kept that thought.
Why are a lot of people defending that husband beating-got knocked up on purpose-psycho-drug addict-porn star? Their marriage was in trouble pretty much from the start. They were in counseling because of the problems they were having.
She admitted on camera that she had hit Jesse with a frying pan or a phone. She knew their marriage was nearing the end and got pregnant on purpose. He was so devastated that she turned out to be such a psycho. Watch the documentary that he made when he was married to her. Motorcycle Mania III http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382858/
I don't think he would be that stupid to cheat on Sandy. She is the best thing that has happened to him. She is down to earth and stable. She loves his kids and supports him. He would be a fool to mess that up.
My question is, how could he have been fucking that tranny looking ho 3 times a day at the garage when he is so busy all the time? The ho got the Vanilla Gorilla thing from watching him on TV. He has be using that nickname for years.
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Inside Edition aired the contents of the text messages between Jesse and his tatoo slut.
I suppose she could've fabricated the texts. If she has voicemails, Jesse is dead meat. The dumbshit.
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WHAT A DOUCHE....BOTH JESSE AND THE GIRL HE BANGED...WE ALWAYS BLAME THE GUY, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SLUTS WHO SLEEP WITH MARRIED MEN, KNOWING IT WILL DESTROY PEOPLE'S LIVES??....SHE OBVIOUSLY WANTED TO RUIN SANDRA'S OSCAR MOMENT BY DISCLOSING THE DIRTY DETAILS OF HER TRYST WITH THE 'VANILLA BORING AS FUCK GORILLA'....THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER AND SANDRA DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER...HOPE HIS VANILLA WANG FALLS OFF...DICKHEAD
Wow, Jesse James REALLY IS a dead man. And a stupid one too. For Christ sakes and with a flippin' tattoo model too. The "Trophy Girl" tramp stamp on her stomach, what hubris, should be Anybody's Girl. Idiotic celebrity cheaters playing hide the salami and really thinking that special someone will keep a frickin' secret.
I hope this isn't true, but I bet even a sleazy tabloid like In Touch verified the story and if the woman had text messages, emails, and/or photos then well, it really isn't looking good. Poor Sandra. Never thought she was a great actress, but by all accounts she is a nice person. If this true, then she should leave his ass. Don't give him a second chance!
Is it really true that years ago Jesse was cheating on his then-wife Janine with Sandra??? I would have thought if that were true Janine would have brought that up in the press during the whole child custody struggle but Janine never mentioned that so is that really true?
It must be true, because I can't imagine her just pulling out of a PR junket for no good reason.
Also, I totally got the cheater vibe from him when he was on "The Apprentice". Men just CANNOT stand when the woman is more successful than they are. Sorry, it's true.
I hope his tranny-fucking dick (referring to tattooed ex) falls off.
i have to say though the visual contrast between sandy & blowshell couldn't be more extreme.
i think bs is fug...but knowing my husband i am 100% he'd get a boner over her.
it is the porn star dirty girl look. screams nasty and that's the way some guys like it.
as one of my buddies referred to slumming it...she met a guys & her description of him was, nasty like you know tommy lee STD nasty. painted an undeniable physical only connection.
Dang...even if the accusations aren't true this situation still puts a dent on their relationship, cause they have to address the issue and Sandra has to get the details and facts straightened out. Not looking good James.
doesn't look good...
Submitted by Hello Kitty Ho ... on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 3:13pm.
She probably had her suspicions but when it exploded in the media today, it hit home for her. :-( However, what goes around does come around, and it looks like it has. Still sad.
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Oh please don't let Jesse have cheated on Sandra...damn, Damn, DAMN!!!!
I feel bad for Sandra. She seems like a lot of fun. She's down-to-earth in her interviews, but still a little wild (if co-stars stories are to be believed).
This is some sad shit. She was fighting for his daughter too.
May his cock rot and fall the fuck off.
Amen.
Awwww... I hope it's not true. He's a complete douchebag idiot if it is. They seemed like a really nice match... balancing one another out for the good.
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Submitted by simoneenomis on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 2:50pm.
Maybe I'm naive but if you're thinking about cheating maybe you should send your spouse a nice divorce letter, and then go about banging these whores, instead of doing this creep shit. Doesn't that seem like the obvious option? Everyone leaves with their dignity intact.
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You're not naive. That's what a stand-up honest person does. You're not happy in your marriage and want to sample some fresh poonanny? Get a divorce and sample away. Don't be a cheating scumbag. It's a rotten, disrespectful, low class thing to do to your wife/husband.
(john Edwards, Jude law and Tiger Woods take note)
It wouldn't surprise me if it turns out that this whole thing was dreamed up by his ex-wife, the porn star to try to screw up the child custody arrangement.
Actually I don't blame him, I would too. I mean really this Oscar is a bull shit award (the movie was pablum) so on her best day she is not an A lister and to be honest hearing her talk in public leads me to believe that she probably only lets him fuck her with the lights out and then only with a mask on!
I am not a super fan of her work, but I like her. She seems more grounded and real that most celebrities, and I thought it was cool that she married someone not in the industry per se, and took on the role of mother to his children. I think it's a really shitty thing that Jesse James did. And to be so messy about it (no pun intended. I think someone mentioned in one of the comments how there is so much incentive for these trifling bitches to come forward and tell their stories. I would be ashamed to tell anybody that I was fucking someone else's husband, but these tricks nowadays are proud of it. And it kills me how they say, "he didn't use protection." You should be very wary of anyone that doesn't use protection in these times. Yuck.
Dementa , I wondered about that because I can't imagine she found out today. And she knows there has to be some damage control done.
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Hello Kitty Ho, I imagine they do, especially if the celebs are the ones who "leaked" the info in the first place. Horseface Heidi and her creepy hubby, for instance.
I've always wondered why she chose to be with him. But now i know better. You can fall in love with anyone - a fool, criminal, a nothing. There are no set rules.
People Magazine is now reporting that she cancelled "amid rumors or marital problems".
I don't know what Piggez Hilton is saying, as I quit that bitch's website over two months ago and I've never felt better.