Wednesday, March 17th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By The Crackhead Leprechaun Of Mobile
It isn't Thanksgiving until one of your family members throws a drink in your face before telling you how much they hate you. It isn't Christmas until one of your kids calls you a bad parent because you didn't buy them the right gift. And it surely isn't St. Patrick's Day until you pay a visit to the Crackhead Leprechaun of Mobile, Alabama! You see the leprechaun, so say YEAH!
And I know you've been searching all day for the perfect song to play during your St. Patty's Day party (aka just you and your dog chilling on the sofa with a plate of green Twinkies) tonight. Well, search no more:
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Hello Nite Crew!
I realize din't say good-bye but I was SO busy being passed out in my own green puke. SoR-RaY! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Is anyone here?
Going once, going twice...
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Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 1:05am.
Night all! Imma log off too Cappy. Cheers all!
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PP - cheers to you! see you soon.
Night all! Imma log off too Cappy. Cheers all!
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 12:58am.
*ESE has hit the wall and needs sleepy times*... *face-plants onto sofa*...
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i'm damn out after this post, but ESE, *hugs*
if you "face planted" a bit ago, you'd appreciate the fact that i, for St. Patty's day, utilized the 'hailey glassman=potted plant' avie earlier.
it was fun to revisit the 'drunken hailey potted-plant fall' avie!! lol. *will place this in your honor*
til tomorrow!! *muppet time around 3pm or later, pimp!!* *hugzz*
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 1:00am.
Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 12:47am.
Cappy, once I talked a person off the ledge (or so I thought). She jumped out the window anyway. Literally. She was lucky and survived. Hope she is doing well.
Love really is all there is. Well, and humor. Love and laughs (even if they are snarky)
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 1:00am.
ESE! Is you your avie William Burroughs?
yep, the one and only!... nighty!
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
ESE! Is you your avie William Burroughs?
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 12:47am.
Cappy did you say you were a counselor once? A social worker or something? You love to help, huh.
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hey PP!
gonna be straight up...im drunkish. was about to log out, srrsly.
yes, was one for six years (three at a k-8 elem school, and three yrs volunteer CASA w/ drastic DYFS NJ cases) (( gonna be extra honest and say that i increased my drinking in conjunction w/ helping social services at this time)).
why am i answering/stating this? cause it aint 'glorious' shit...shit is, hmm, how should i say, well, 'suicidal angel' help *quote/unquote*.
i love to help (you're dead-on) but i hate how humanity encourages "issues". period. what humanity does (i've said this before on the D) to one another, is fucking pathetic. we are our own worst enemy, when it comes to power-plays and survival.
only thing that i'm in awe of is how LOVE (and only LOVE) smashes self-centeredness and 'self-preservation'.
*ESE has hit the wall and needs sleepy times*... *face-plants onto sofa*...
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
*Cakey would love a drink but some fool has her on the phone*
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
I ain't conflicted about no Catholic shit!
*reports self*
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Cappy did you say you were a counselor once? A social worker or something? You love to help, huh.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
*LawDog sips Goldschlager sans fard on 18K bidet*
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 12:13am.
Constantly conflicted. I think it's the Catholic upbringing we both had. I really do.
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Speakits, sweets, same here...went through all the same "sacraments' except marriage and death. decided ON MY OWN to follow my heart (aka stop 'practicing' any religion, but remain moral/spiritual)
'k, all that mushyness aside, frak the 'upbringing'....what does the meaning of YOUR life mean to you??? what does it (humanity) it all mean??
most people would say, 'well, that is too much for me to think about or whatever'. right, whatever. or is it (mean 'whatever')???
i don't fucking know myself.
the only thing i think i know is that 'confliction' and 'upbringing' don't answer a DAMN thing. right?!
it's probs about some kind of VALUE and morals we humans can't even fathom for ourselves, let alone, as a coupling.
we're all in this complex, fucked-upness w/ ya, Speaks. aint no answers. only 'heart' holds value for the human race, for now.
but, what the frak do i know? *except for the fact that im hella drunk now, but feelin ya w/ what you're going through.*
*Leenie dances to BEP while chugging rumpleminze*
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
@BB
Oh please! Those middle-aged whores? You're probably right.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 12:36am.
OK. Where my hos at?
I have ten bucks in the pool on "passed out in a pool of green puke".
OK. Where my hos at?
(ETA: a) i have a man; b) i don't care about 20-somethingswhateverthehellspeakyistalkingabout)
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
g'night all
open to close for me tomorrow
Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 12:06am.
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yeah, yeah, yeah. join the club sister.
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Right? I know, on one hand it's flattering for a millisecond, but then I'm just thinking, HEY! I'm not just a piece of ass, goddammit and I know that's all 20 somethings are thinking.
On one hand I'm thinking, hey why not? It's fun! It's free!
Then I know I'd just feel like shit about myself and that I wasn't true to myself.
I suck. I know this. My mgr is just like me. Constantly conflicted. I think it's the Catholic upbringing we both had. I really do.
Submitted by Lutrelle on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:41pm.
Jizzball is out of the country
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dipshit globetrotting, 'eh?... oh, i'm sure that he'll/she'll/you'll return to dipshit again...
*does Snoopy dance in and out of thread*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUQX2B67KL4
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 12:02am.
Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:54pm.
Some boys, young or old, compulsively hit on women. They do that shit all day and night.
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Oh yeah, that's def true.
but some of them give me their number... well, after I tell them I won't give them mine. I don't call them or anything tho.
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yeah, yeah, yeah. join the club sister.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by peopleperson on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:54pm.
Some boys, young or old, compulsively hit on women. They do that shit all day and night.
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Oh yeah, that's def true.
but some of them give me their number... well, after I tell them I won't give them mine. I don't call them or anything tho.
Cakey? Are you lurking?
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:59pm.
I was beaming with pride until she shouted at the man, in English, "They don't want that sandwich!" So much for those Italian lessons.
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Lulz.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
angel you so wrawng
not 18! my son is 16. that's just icky
but the 21 year old? yeah, I could rock his world.
now he's gonna be talking to me all the time and he's fiiiiiinnnnnnneeeee.
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY WHORES. I celebrated in a western themed weho bar with some queens!
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Jus chillin here, PP. I was reading one of my Budget Travel mags earlier and I love the True Stories section. I had to track this one down online to paste, lol......
My wife and I took our niece to Italy as a high school graduation gift. She had studied Italian in school, which we thought would come in handy. When we had trouble changing our order at a deli, my niece offered to step in and handle it. I was beaming with pride until she shouted at the man, in English, "They don't want that sandwich!" So much for those Italian lessons.
Is shit already really real?
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Yo BB. What up.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:51pm.
oh Angel, I swear more twenty somethings hit on me than anything else.
I had a boy follow me thru the store BEGGING me for my number.
He was 18 years old.
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Right? So damn brazen! WTF?!
It's cute, I kinda like it:p
I kinda like thinking "Why, I'll put you over my knee, lil boy!" *teehee*
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Is LawDog actually paying attention to her family? Doing work? Pffftt!
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
Yooo, PP! Co-signed on the MILF thing, hos. I've met a lot of 20 something guys in the last couple years that looove that I'm in my 30s and look for older women.
Some boys, young or old, compulsively hit on women. They do that shit all day and night.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
*kisses@caprica* Hos before bros! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
oh Angel, I swear more twenty somethings hit on me than anything else.
I had a boy follow me thru the store BEGGING me for my number.
He was 18 years old.
I pushed his ass out into the mall and told him to find a girl his own age.
Did you bitches learn nothing from vagina power? WTF are you people talking about???
Are my hos here? I only got 15 minutes.
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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77
@speakit: Yeah, I'm ALL about the whole "MILF" fad. I do not have ONE problem with it:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:41pm.
Ok - just do ONE thing differently - when he comes up in here OR Lutrelle: don't say ANYTHING to them. Ever. How about that?
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Oh, that's easy. I can do that.
I would like to get laid tho. the a-rod guy I mentioned the other day? ends up, he works at the mall. he was totally hitting on me last night. He's only 21. I told him I was in my 30's. he said he didn't care. yeah, I know he just wants to hit it and quit it, but damn he's hot, angel. big broad shouldered biracial GOD. damn
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:39pm.
"Just becuz a baby cries about candy that doesn't make you automatically give it candy, right?"
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Angel, second that analogy.
Ok - just do ONE thing differently - when he comes up in here OR Lutrelle: don't say ANYTHING to them. Ever. How about that?
Or about them, either, sneaky bitch;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Jizzball is out of the country.
@beakers bitch *blushes* y thank u, doll! Right back atcha:)
@speakit: you too but in this case I must remind you: You are not your emotions. Just becuz a baby cries about candy that doesn't make you automatically give it candy, right?
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:32pm.
I DON'T KNOW. AND I HATE IT
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therein lies Descartes. Speakit, right here you are right-on w/ your introspection.
let this (what you stated above) be MORE POWERFUL than his supposed influence on you.
hope this helps. i mean this.
Submitted by caprica six on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:26pm.
speaks,
"But I just KNOW he's the one. I KNOW. dammit:
if i may ask, how do you know? if you do't want to answer that, have you asked yourself, what would happen if you were wrong?
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I'm not.
I promise I am a completely rational person, with real friends and a real life. I am logical.
I DON'T KNOW. There's your answer, because it's the truth. I don't know how I know. It's not like this has happened to me before, or probably ever will again.
AND I HATE IT because it makes me feel like I'm giving him control, control over my emotions when I know damn well he would use them to manipulate me. He has.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 11:20pm.
@speaky: You know what tho? It's not that you have to go out and fuck random men but you do have to let him go FIRST before you can let other men in...
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I DID TRY. I started dating someone else. A wonderful, one in a million guy, and I could not let him in. So we drifted apart, and then kinda got back together, and then just ended up being fukk buddies for awhile. On one hand, I felt like I should be moving on, on the other hand I felt like I was being unfaithful but I wasn't. I can't be unfaithful to someone who never followed through and he TRIED to make me feel that way. I KNOW in JB's mind, I cheated on him and that is completely unfair considering he never followed through with anything.
Believe me, I KNOW how fucked up this all is. I KNOW how fucked up my mind is over JB. My friends *waves just in case*, know. And you all aren't telling me anything they haven't but that doesn't change emotions. I can't help how I feel.
angel_i, you are wise and awesome and I love your Nepal analogy. Happy green beer drinkin' day, whores~!
speaks,
"But I just KNOW he's the one. I KNOW. dammit:
if i may ask, how do you know? if you do't want to answer that, have you asked yourself, what would happen if you were wrong?