Afternoon Crumbs
Tina Fey in Esquire! No, she didn't give birth to a rubber chicken for the shoot - Just Jared
Did Kate Winslet's marriage end because Sam Mendes threw his hot dog down Rebecca's Hallway? Sorry. - Lainey Gossip
Suddenly I Seymour of Stephanie's nipple - Egotastic!
550lb Donna Simpson wants you to send her foooooood (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Grindr is the new public toilet - Towleroad
Bombshell? More like Bombsite - The Superficial
Methinks Kate Moss and that bunny did lines in the bathroom - Popsugar
Amber Rose is still the hardest work ho on the stroll - Hollywood Tuna
Heidi Klum bathed her titties in cream cheese for Allure - Holy Moly!
No Geldofs here - Cityrag
And on the next totally scripted episode of Tori & Dean - Celebitchy
Johnny Depp getting blown on a yacht (just pretend) - Hollywood Rag
MORE BABIES! BABIES! BAAAABIES!!! - I'm Not Obsessed
And even MORE BABIES! - ICYDK



Dear Tina Fey,
Stop letting these magazine's pose you in outfit's from Bebe.
Signed,
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Kevin Costner is a wanker.
Just a painful reminder: He and Mel Gibson had Best Director Oscars before Martin Scorsese (remember when "Dances with Foolves" beat "Goodfellas" for Best Picture?)
agirl: Re: Tina Fey. I don't know if she's selling out, but it's feeling staid, this whole hey-I'm-a-smartchick-with-glasses-but-sexy-too!!! thing.
Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 3:41pm.
Is it just my projecting, but does Johnny look like he can't stand that Angelina trick?
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I agree... he does seem VERY uninterested in her but they're on location and maybe that's what the role demands!
I still can't believe Johnny signed on to do this movie with Jolie... how could he!!! Doesn't he know he's gonna be hounded by paps till this movie ends shooting???
Tina Fey looks gorg on the cover.
And to all those saying she is selling out?
Suck it!
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No Tina! Not the lobotomy look!
I find it typical that Tina Fey is turning plastic the moment she starts doing something else thatn writing and skidding for SNL. Her face and make up...yuk..so fake...soon we'll see her walking down the red carpet looking anorexic and all fake.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Well alright. Tina Fey's (a brunette, me likey) got nice, womanly hips which means them thighs are kinda juicy. They've taken off her glasses and glammed her up in an understated, mature way.
This is serious boner material, seriously.
Only thing more hilarious than someone saying Tina Fey ain't funny is a Dennis Miller fan saying Tina Fey ain't funny!
When I heard that Tina Fey was tarnishing the appearance of Betty White on SNL I was disgusted. She's a no talent hack that obviously gobbled a gaggle of cawks to get where she is.
So basically Jesse James is fucking a broken down Kat Von D huh? This bitch has a tattoo on her forehead to boot! Grossness!
Tina Fey is funny?
Umm no... and I couldn't even watch 30 Rock for two minutes
Everyone can't act for shit and Alec Baldwin acts like he got shit stuck in his ass
NEXT!
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Go Tina! I love her, and 30 Rock is the bomb. Her scar is from a random attack by some crazy woman with a knife when Tina was a child innocently playing in her yard. She promised her mother she would never discuss how she got the scar, but it's come out now. Probably why TF was pissed.
I have TRIED to get into Parks and Recreation, but I just can't. Congratts to Amy and Will on having a second baby though.
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
I don't read anything on that site, no matter how juicy MK makes it sound. Drunken Stepfather is sick and twisted, and not in a good way!
You know, it would really make my year if LiLo sued Esquire over this:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2435252/tina-fey-esquire-apri...
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
I'd like to second this:
Submitted by Anonymous Q on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 4:10pm.
MK, please stop referring us to the racist asshole from Drunken Stepfather.
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I dont know anyone that watches that 30 rock show.
I remember when she was on Dennis Millers show a long time ago and someone called in and told her how sexy her scar looked, she got really pissed :d
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Tina Fey is "the world's funniest woman"? She's not worthy to fetch afternoon tea for French and Saunders.
Kate Winslet is wonderful. Good for her on that yacht in Mexico! She looks great! Let Sam Mendes have his starlet. She has looks, fame and power. If I were here I would tell him to bite me and get a 22 year old hot piece of Italian meat.
Tori needs to eat a cookie or something. She is anorexic again.
Stephanie Seymour looks so good! How do people who had three kids have totally flat stomachs? She had to have had lipo and implants!
Please someone take away that poor child before her batshit mother would eat her to gain several more pounds!!!!!
Seriously isnt this bitch breakin some laws here? Disgusting
They were showin her on news but I switched a damn channel
I aint supporting motherfuckers who support that kinda motherfuckers and the only thing that bitch needs as a donation is a damn straight jacket size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL
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MK, please stop referring us to the racist asshole from Drunken Stepfather.
Shouldn't Tina Fey be getting a photoshop award for this cover?
I know she reads this site but she ain't off limits to the snarky cuntishness of us dlisters! ;)
@agirl
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I think that if Tina were just another of those vapid girls with no talent and no brains, then yes, I'd consider her a sell out. But since that's not the case I say she's fine. It's better than GQ doing a story on Reielle Hunter.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Wow, Rebecca Hall looks....odd.
She looks like a kind of Anne Hathaway, if Anne Hathaway was in that Black Hole Sun video from Soundgarden.
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Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 3:42pm.
Haha. Haven't heard "hotdog down a hallway" in a loooong time!
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Haha. Haven't heard "hotdog down a hallway" in a loooong time!
If 550lb Donna Simpson wants to pay for the liposuction, I'll be more than happy to donate all my excess fat to her.
And who the hell is paying to see her do it?
Is it just my projecting, but does Johnny look like he can't stand that Angelina trick?
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 3:24pm.
Is Tina Fey
selling out with all these magazine covers? Discuss.
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That's a good question. You got me. I liked the spread cuz it was true to her - ridiculous. But yeah - I have to say - if you see her next picture at Jared on the Red Carpet you can see that she's getting a wonk in her eye.
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
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There aren't enough YUCKS in the world to describe that walking billboard ad chick. I don't get the point of that many MANY tattoos. Same shit with WAY TOO MANY piercings.
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Oh, and I guess Jack and Rose can finally be together! ...Unless Leo is actually gay...
She's selling her product. I'm not mad at her.
As for Johnny, he really does look like he's getting some action.
Dayyum, Tina looks hot! You go, girl!
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Is Tina Fey selling out with all these magazine covers? Discuss.