Wednesday, March 17th 2010

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which ladies' man pop star has a penchant for pulling out his (excited) "special friend" and waving it in front of his (male) gay best friend, demanding favors. (3am)

Robbie Williams. Do I even need a question mark?

This former A list boy bander is struggling to stay in the closet, but he might be emerging thanks to his affair with this male A list fashion designer who is supposedly very attached to his current boyfriend. (CDAN)

RoRo from Another Bad Creation and Kunty Karl Lagerfeld? I wish. I'll go with Marc Jacobs and JC Chasez?

This once B/C actress once had a promising future and was rocketing to the top. Now, she is throwing her life away every chance she gets. Her self-destructive habits might have gotten her attention in the past, also endangering the lives of others, but now she’s putting on a whole show of a mess for random people to see. Not only is she dragging those around her into substance abuse, she’s also been driving under the influence, stealing from friends, and having others pick up her messes. Most recently we hear she’s been fond of Chatroulette, which normally wouldn’t be a big deal because she’s been dressing up and disguising herself. Except that once her identity is discovered, she’ll be in big trouble. You’ll know her by the illegal activities she is doing online for everyone to see, and she’s almost always completely high when she does them. It won’t be long until the world hears about her little secret life. Not Mischa Barton. (BuzzFoto)

Kimmy Gibbler, obviously. Or maybe LiLo?

Posted by: Michael K


Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

We suspect Robbie suffer from the dreaded conditia known as 'tinymeat' (less than 7 inches long on the tape measure).

so.......next!

TheBreakdown's picture

Robbie Williams and N'Sync are all gayer than you all may ever know (or concede).

And you mean to tell me that Chatroulette ain't some classy new drink akin to Strawberry Hill or CHartre?!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 5:24pm.

Fucking A, I am senile. I thought Chatroulette was some sort of new gambling thing, said in a French accent, like Baccarat.

*reports self*

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 9:02pm.

Tara Reid on Chatroulette.

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That bitch is too old for that shit. I'm going with Lilo.

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Tara Reid on Chatroulette.

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I'm pretty sure no one would recognize Kimmie Gibbler even without a disguise,

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i will report back to you..when i find out about that mystery star on chat roulette..LOL

that place is too freakin funny...

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I'm going with Justin Timberlake, Nick Lachey and Blohan.

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Hey Honeybee, did not Paris just win a big Razzie for "Worst Actress of the Decade"?

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Ok I totally pledge my allegiance to someone who can work RoRo from ABC into a blind item!

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Kimmy Gibbler's picture

Hey!! I resent that!! DJ is the one who introduced ME to coke!!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Fucking A, I am senile. I thought Chatroulette was some sort of new gambling thing, said in a French accent, like Baccarat.

*reports self*

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Pete Wentz
Pete Wentz
and finally Pete Wentz...

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surely's picture

http://www.hollywoodbackwash.com/tag/chatroulette/

This is why I immediately thought Paris Hilton

Vanitas's picture

I was hesitant to say that #3 could be Lindsey because it seems so obvious, but the more I read it the more convinced I am that it was her.

Also "Not only is she dragging those around her into substance abuse"

Could mean her little sister, ali.

"Her self-destructive habits might have gotten her attention in the past"

Yep.

"also endangering the lives of others"

Yep - someone already mentioned the car chase.

"stealing from friends"

Yes.

The only thing that bothers me is

"It won’t be long until the world hears about her little secret life."

do they mean drugs or chatroulette? Because I think that it's fairly obvious that she is on drugs.

Honeybee's picture

I could buy that #3 is Lilo

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Honeybee's picture

Hey I don't like Paris, but she was in a few movies a while back:

Nine Lives (Direct to video)
The Hilz (Direct to video)
House of Wax (horrible in and of itself)
Repo! The Genetic Opera (some say it has cult appeal)

Take it or leave it...she is a C lister as far as "actress" is concerned.

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Definitely Lindsay for the third one. It mentions endangering the lives of others and she was the one that went on that high speed coke-fueled chase with those guys in the car. Everything about that blind screams Lilo.

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Paris and Courtney are much too vain to go anonymous on Cockroulette they would want the media covering them being on there, especially Courtney now that the new music is out. Lilo is pathetic and full of need;she'd think she mattered enough to have to hide her face.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 5:06pm.
#3 cannot be Paris.

1. She was NEVER consider B list, much less C.

2. She did not have a promising career in acting, because, she sucks.

The only reason I think of Paris as an actress is because she did all those fake-ass reality shows and that Repo movie

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#3 cannot be Paris.

1. She was NEVER consider B list, much less C.

2. She did not have a promising career in acting, because, she sucks.

surely's picture

I say Paris Hilton for #3 too. She used to be everywhere and now... nothing. And I also saw an article about her on chatroulette the other day.

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#3 is definitely Lilo. She used to be a Twitter twat trolling for friends so Chatroulette must seem like an upgrade to her.

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Nr. 1 could be anybody. But Robbie? No. I guess the Robster is too lazy to wiggle his dick to anybody and let's the missus do all the work.

Nr. 2 has me confused. The BB has an affair with a fashion designer who wants to eff his man? Well it could be any designer except Gianni Versace. And King Karl. He would never get into "vulgar stuff" like this.

Nr. 3 screams Lindsay Lohan. But maybe Courtney Love?

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 4:42pm.

JC Chasez without a doubt. Wasn't too long ago you saw him at every Fashion Week with a sweater tied around his neck. Wasn't he dropped by his record label and now basically depends on MySpace for his career?
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If my memory serves me correct, Chasez is also a songwriter and writes songs for other artists. That is another avenue to make a lot of money.

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#3. I'll guess Paris Hilton. There is a blip in Wiki in terms of unconfirmed celebrities.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatroulette

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TexnDoc's picture

JC Chasez without a doubt. Wasn't too long ago you saw him at every Fashion Week with a sweater tied around his neck. Wasn't he dropped by his record label and now basically depends on MySpace for his career?

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1. John Mayer
2. Justin Timberlake
3. Lindsay Lohan

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It can't be Eva Mendez... She got several modeling gigs and she looks gorgeous on all red carpets
I just don't see her as smoking meth type...maybe some coke or hydroxy popin but not meth
Its gatta be Misha Burton , Lohan.... Maybe its someone like Elisha Curtbert or somethin idk

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I saw something on the nightly news about chatroulette, it seems like another lame way to get stalked, kidnapped or murdered. And it sounds like Lilo to me.

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Miami's picture

@Filthy: I second Eva Mendes. She was in rehab and they never officially disclosed her addiction. She is one of the few stunning popular actresses out there. It must be her. Too bad!

Soultonic's picture

Hot hot hot picture of Robbie Williams.

I've always thought JC Chasez is gay. He is a cutie though.

Miami's picture

I just went to Chatroulette. What the hell is it? No one appeared on the screen. It's an odd site.

Dirk Diggler's picture

I just saw a totally fuckable dude on Chatroulette.

Jinxy McDeath's picture

The boybander is JC Chasez, worst kept secret. I've met him several times, each time he was surrounded by a group of gay male friends. What straight guy hangs out with a group of all gays? Answer: They don't.

never mind. saw it's from 3am so it's likely a Brit.

I really hope the boybander isn't JC Chasez, I kinda had a crush on him when I was a teen. Besides, one gay in Nsync is enough.

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From CDAN just now:

This stunning B list movie actress has been in rehab before. Recently she was in rehab again. It didn't last long though. Two days into her most recent stint she was kicked out when she was caught smoking meth with another patient. She has since moved on to another rehab facility where she is a few days short of completing her 30 days.

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Eva Mendez maybe? She went last year and it was surprising and no one even knew she had a problem with anything, seemed all hush hush.
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I tried chat roulette once at the office with few other idiots just for giggles and we ended up on camera with some radio station from memphis... It was akward and then they asked us if we want to be on air and our IT got all pussy and disconected us and we tried again and got some middle school kids from Belgium or something
It was even more akward so we tried again and got some topless indian chick in white sunglasses who disconected faster then anyone could say anything
Weird site... Not for sober mind

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agirl's picture

I wonder how celebs feel when a blind item has a "Not" at the end followed by their names...it's like saying "most people will think this is describing you".

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#1 shouldn't even be a blind either.

Dirk Diggler's picture

Eeeeek Re: RB

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WTF is Chatroulette?

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Miami's picture

#2 Can't be Marc Jacobs. He is married. Who is Tom Ford dating? I doubt it's Karl Lagerfeld. Can he even get it up anymore? Gross.

#3 Lilo seems too obvious. I want it to be someone else. That way it's more exciting. I yawn when I hear about Lilo's behavior at this point.

M.E.'s picture

#3 shouldn't even be a blind item. Jesus.

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I don't really understand the first one. Does he want his gay best friend to service him orally or what?

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The boy bander is either JC Chase or Chris Kirkpatrick.

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