Jessica Simpson Got Beat By This
Jessica Simpson might have the shit that makes dicks go boom, but her new reality show The Price Of Beauty failed to ignite. Basically, the price of Jessica's beauty is worth a used ticket to the chili cook-off and a pair of gently worn mom jeans.
The Los Angeles Times (via UsWeekly) reports that Vh1's The Price of Beauty brought in 1 million viewers during its premiere on Monday night. 2.3 million people watched the premiere of Fantasia's Vh1 reality show a couple of months ago.
Vh1 had this to say about Jessica's ratings: "We're very pleased with the show. A million-and-a-half viewers tuned in that night to see the first episode. We expect that audience to build even more."
The Price of Beauty got beat by the History Channel's "Pawn Stars," BET's "Rip the Runway," and TruTV's "Operation Repo."
Jessica shouldn't cry in Papa Joe's lap*, because if you have to get beat in the ass by a bitch, it might as well be by Operation Repo's resident goddess of glamour SONIA (see the ravishing creature above). Jessica should be honored.
And if Jessica really wants to beat Sonia, she needs to grab a Sharpie and work on her eyebrow game (SPOILER ALERT: She still wouldn't beat Sonia).
*Seriously, don't ever cry in Papa Joe's lap, Jessica. You'll get a poke in the eye, and you don't want that. Just stay away!
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Ahh the charcoal pencil perfection that is Sonia....*gags quietly* Her beauty knows no bounds *blinds self with bleach* She is a true star....
Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does Whatever A Spider Pig Does...
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Poked in the eye.....tehehe :D
Love the eyebrowns.
Such a delicate flower. You can tell by her wrist.
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It's like Divine...on crack.
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MK...will you please not leave a post like this overnight? I check your site regularly and I hate that this is the face I see everytime I check for updates. So....in the future can you end the day with Chris Meloni or at least something that doesn't give me nightmares?
I...wanna Rock N Roll all Nite...and party everyday.
ok, how did MK do coverage of the Jesse James/Sandra scandal and completely overlook that Bombshell trashbag's drawn-on eyebrows? her brow game is WEAK. she should be reprimanded for that foremost.
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/sandra_bullock_should_probably.php?bfm...
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I was really looking forward to this show and I liked it. I didn't watch the premiere but I watched the repeat.
"Jessica Simpson might have the shit that makes dicks go boom, but her new reality show The Price Of Beauty failed to ignite. Basically, the price of Jessica's beauty is worth a used ticket to the chili cook-off and a pair of gently worn mom jeans."
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That with the pic. Fucking hysterical. Priceless.
Ok whores, I actually watched that show for a bit. Did not mind.
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How come I'm not surprised that Jessica's shallow and pretentious reality show is a failure. I've
come to realize that beauty really is only skin deep and that is NOT something that only fat girls say.
This lady in the car does kinda scare the shit out of me though.
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Fucking shit television shows, all of them. Back when there were only three or four channels there was at least something worth watching on one of them.
OMGLOL! Sometimes opening up this page is just the BEST part of my day. Seriously. I thought that WAS Jessica Simpson!
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That is indeed true beauty, forget the BS JS show.
JS is an idiotic cretin who is the like the unwanted houseguest whose overstayed their welcome. Get off TV, bitch!
Sonia needs to do upload some how-to videos for those brows. I want them.
I saw car get repo-ed in my apartment complex early one morning. I saw the guy hooking up the car and then drive away, so I thought the car was just broken down and getting taken to a shop. then as I neared the complex gates I saw that the guy had stopped and he was hoking everything up. The sad part was that there were child seats inside the car-hope you like riding the buss kids!
As for JSimps, I'm glad the show isn't doing well. If you're going to do a show about beauty around the world,it should be serious, not just you and your bitches traveling on VH1's dime getting spa treatments. There was a peice in Texas Monthly magazine about how Jess needed to retool her image because playing the dumb blonde only makes you look dumb because people are laughing at her and not with her. Apparently she didn't get the memo.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Sharpie to the brows, Jessica: THAT's the real price of beauty. Learn it, live it, love it, you easy-listening douche groupie!
Dear VH1,
Learning "The Price of Beauty" comes at too great a price, namely having to watch Jessica Simpson. Please get the hint that she is very much over and the only person who wants to look at her is her daddy, Joe.
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World
Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 7:01pm.
You guys have to see the clip called 'Construction Destruction' (the clips are on the right side) on the truTV website....it's fucking crazy.
Check it out:
http://www.trutv.com/video/shows/operation-repo.html
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Damn I've been watching these clips for over an hour now... some of this shit is just too funny :D
I bow down to Sonia. The intimidating presence. The "I'll cut you, bitch" look in her eyes. The makeup. The eyebrows. The hairdo. Behind the wheel of a tow truck. SHE should be the living art on display in MOMA right now, not some bore sitting at a table!! (reference: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/12/arts/design/12abromovic.html)
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:07pm.
And a pawn show in the History Channel is definitely coming out of left field...I hope they don't do to the History Channel what they did to A&E and Bravo that went from culture & class to TRASH!
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Too late. There's a Bigfoot documentary on right now. Not too mention they've done 1,000 2012 (kiss your ass goodbye) docs. And Discovery Health is hot on their heels. 'I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant' is pure comedy.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 8:07pm.
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Is your avie from a Josman comic?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
I have never watched Tru TV so I did not know about this ghetto gem Operation Repo...I saw clip on their site and looks brutal yet hilarious at the same time.
And a pawn show in the History Channel is definitely coming out of left field...I hope they don't do to the History Channel what they did to A&E and Bravo that went from culture & class to TRASH!
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Operation Repo is so fake there's a disclaimer at the beginning of the show. I know there's no way every damn repo turns into a screaming-cussing-threatening-get-maced-in-the-face-brawl. If that were the case, one of their trashy looking asses would have caught a bullet by now.
As for Pawn Stars, that Joe the Plumber looking bitch cannot be as knowledgeable about every damn thing that comes into that pawn shop as he comes across in that show. That has gotta be scripted. He knows more than a tenured History professor at an Ivy League college. I don't fucking buy it.
I feel grouchy today. And it's the spousal unit's fault I've ever laid eyes on either of those shows.
I do like those two closet cases antiquing across the country on American Pickers, though.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
Love Operation Repo. My favorite part is watching those motherfuckers get all worked up when the team comes to repossess their shit.
I love Sonia! She reminds of this chola back home named Torta. haha. BROLE X13!!!
What a ravishing beauty. Then again, bitch looks like she can suck a mean dick/clit. I'm fucking drunk, sorry for the visuals.
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Hawt.
WHOA. I think I met this bitch at the bar the other night.... *shuuuuuuuudders*
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I saw a little bit of Jessica's show. I don't know if it will last throughout the season.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
You guys have to see the clip called 'Construction Destruction' (the clips are on the right side) on the truTV website....it's fucking crazy.
Check it out:
http://www.trutv.com/video/shows/operation-repo.html
Give her another 18 mos. and old Jess will be bigger than that woman.
Operation Repo was hilarious. And I knew MK would be all up in this bitch's eyebrow game brought to you from the markers and pens aisle at Staples. This bitch is our Queen!!
OMG...I'm watching clips of Operation Repo on their website. I can't believe I've never heard of this show. Fantastic!!!
Why are the people on these reality shows such heifers? Pawn Stars and Operation Repo are like fatty city! It's gross!
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Does it seem right to anyone that the HISTORY Channel has a reality TV show? about pawn shops?
Now if it were a reality show about guys dressed up like Hitler in pawn shops, that would be something else.
I also watch Pawn Stars and I'm in love with Old Man.
I swore you wrote "chili cock-off"
I love Sonia...she is completely scary and badass. She bosses those guys around something awful.
@PAPERDOLLS---Frankie was a dumbbell, but I hope he got his drinking under control.
I LOVE this show!!!!!
I love this show. I, too, would love to see Matt get his ass kicked. I remember when Frank was on...what a dumbass. At any rate, anything is better than watching that whore mouth Jessica Simpson.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 03/17/2010 - 6:22pm.
MOM???
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Sonia scares the living crap out of me.
UG LEEEEEEEEEEEE! And mean!
That show advertised by letting Jessica devour a poor little squirming bug... who the hell wants to tune in for that?
God, how I love to hate Operation Repo! I hope that bald fucker, Matt gets his ass kicked in one of these days.... LOVE to see that!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
MOM???
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love the "jessica alba" tag...so fitting
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