Saturday, March 20th 2010
Birthday Sluts
Kathy Ireland (47)
Christy Romano (26)
Chester Bennington (34)
Jane March (37)
Michael Rapaport (40)
David Thewlis (47)
Holly Hunter (52)
Spike Lee (53)
Theresa Russell (53)
William Hurt (60)
Hal Linden (79)
Carl Reiner (88)
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I love Dame Liz and if she says the press is being cruel, it is true.
Team Liz!
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Liz has lost it.
Kathy Ireland DID look pregnant that night. I actually looked her up to see when it was due. Umm, not pregs. Did she even look in the mirror before she left in that dress?
Submitted by ja_guide on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 10:58am.
thank you soooo much for that link!
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
Kathy Ireland, the Billionaire (yes read up on the under the radar Martha Stewart), is Elizabeth Taylor's mentor in life as well as former business partner.
Kathy Ireland should keep her day job
The latest tweet from the Dalai Lama:
ELIZ TAYLOR AND KATHY IRELAND, WHATTA COUPLA CUNTS! #skanks
Submitted by mike on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 11:43am.
Jane March was uber-hot in the movie Wide Sargasso Sea (bad adaptation of a phenomenal book).
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I'm re-reading Wide Sargasso Sea now, and had thought to check out the movie. Guess I'll pass now - thanks!
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
HB to William Hurt. He can hurt me any old time..woof.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Damnnnnnnn.. I'd love to have a friend like Liz. She'd have your back no matter what.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
onetakenfreak!
You forgot Mr. Rogers!!! Its his birthday today!! And mine!!
its a beautiful day in the neighborhood......
Ya know...I've been at the point of eruption looking at Kathy Ireland too. H-birthday!!
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Her Holiness the Kathy Ireland. Maybe she's next in line to become the 15th Dalai Lama.
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FIST PUMP!!
HB Carl Reiner - comic legend!
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"Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul"
I love you, Carl Reiner! Too bad meathead is such a meathead. You, however, rule!
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 11:55am.
So, is Elizabeth Taylor aware of what fundie-hypochristians like Kathy Ireland think of gays and that they think Rock Hudsons' death from AIDS is just desserts for his sins? Meh, poor ET is probably in early stages of dementia by now :(
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I wondered the same thing.
But her other best friend was a guy who whipped his dick out and took a piss in a cup in front of people.
Happy Bday, Theresa Russell! Love that girl! Black Widow was hot.
You don't hear the term "yellow journalism" much anymore.
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And HB to Hal Linden, my mom's wet dream to this day ha! *looking over shoulder cuz I'm at mama's house this weekend*
So, is Elizabeth Taylor aware of what fundie-hypochristians like Kathy Ireland think of gays and that they think Rock Hudsons' death from AIDS is just desserts for his sins? Meh, poor ET is probably in early stages of dementia by now :(
Somebody must stop Taylor's fat little fingers from accessing Twitter.
WOW! Liz should be euthanized. The old bitch can't think straight and is totally fucked up physically. She's uncouthed now. Who cares what the old bat thinks? I don't!
Jane March was uber-hot in the movie Wide Sargasso Sea (bad adaptation of a phenomenal book).
So, um, Kathy Ireland totally has video footage of Elizabeth Taylor fucking a goldfish, right?
HB Carl Reiner and Hal Linden.
Liz has to be the most loyal friend ever, but fuck, be objective. Kathy Ireland, as sweet as she may be, is like a monotoned wooden doll.
Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 11:02am.
Thanks for that link!!!
i totally read that, in my head, in a perfect elizabeth taylor voice. because i am really really stoned. also it was so funny i almost dropped my laptop falling out of my chair.
i laove elizabeth. i do love her.
Read this and educate thyself, Ziggy:
http://wagnews.blogspot.com/2005/07/live8-is-nwo-psyop-so-is-aids.html
Happy birthday Spike Lee.
http://pierresmusicnotes.blogspot.com
"boiling to the point of eruption"? Geez, respire par le nez, Liz.
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Kathy is lucky her godmother has her back, lol!
To answer the person who is wondering about the connection between the gorgeous Liz and AIDS: Elizabeth Taylor has been an AIDS activist for a very long time...
thanks, urmomma! :D
Happy birfday cattitude!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Kathy Ireland looked the pits at the Oscars. A Walking Botox warehouse, if you ask me...
Good for Liz! She'll be joining us soon enough. And poor Kathy was just trying to make a buck. It WAS mean. It's not like anyone expected her to be a brain surgeon.....Love....Blanche and Jane Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
and me! it's my birthday and the first day of spring! yay! :)
HBD Hal, Holly, William, Michael, Theresa and Carl!
AID$?
I don't get it.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Hopefully this birthday will be the last for Elizabeth "AID$" Taylor!
Happy Birthday Holly Hunter! I love Saving Grace, which means that it has been canceled, of course.
Dame Liz should know drugs better than anybody.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Happy Birthday to Barney Miller and Carl Reiner!!!!
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I'm gonna be the kind of lover that you've never had (you're just too funky)
You're never gonna have another lover in your bed
(You're just too funky for me)
-George Michael
Jane March. Yummmm...
http://www.janemarch.net/images/jane_march.jpg
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
WTF is Kathy Ireland?
HB, hos!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! St. Angie v1.0 always gives me the LOLs!!
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She got every kind except the platinum. Congratulations, Justyna Kowalczyk!! :)
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/354998-polish-skiing-star-wins-big-in...
Happy birthday Elizabeth...who used to have the voodoo pussay. Used to.
and
HOLLY HUNTER! I have always wanted to put her in my pocket and keep her!
and William Hurt! *goes to watch The Bill Chill*
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
How did she and Kathy Ireland become friends? It's not a stretch AT ALL to compare Kathy Ireland, former SI swimsuit model and seller of 50/50 duvet covers, to the exiled Dalai Lama. AT ALL.
It's beautiful when beautiful people stick up for other beautiful people. Wait I meant stoned.
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