Sunday, March 21st 2010

Birthday Sluts

Gary Oldman (52)
Deryck Whibley (30)
KFed (32)
Ananda Lewis (37)
Rosie O'Donnell (48)
Matthew Broderick (48)
Kassie DePaiva (49)
Sabrina Le Beauf (52)
Eddie Money (61)
Timothy Dalton (66)
Beatriz Aguirre (84)

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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 11:17am.

GARY OLDMAN!!

*swoon*

*furiously masturbates*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

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Submitted by Roxygirl87 on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 10:30am.

Gary Oldman. Yes. He is my pepaw crush.

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Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 2:54am.

Happy Birthday Gary Oldman! Love your acting... you are a true thespian. Kisses from your friend Nao!

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Submitted by gucci on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 2:20am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL US ARIES MOTHER FUCKERS!

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:48am.

Gary Oldman is a sexy sexy beast. Happy birthday to the man who portrayed such a hot Dracula.

I can't believe Sondra of the Cosby show is the exact same age as GO.

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Submitted by delirio on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 10:41pm.

Love Gary Oldman

ugh I'm ashamed to know who KFed is... This is your fault Britney Spears!

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Submitted by calamity on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 6:49pm.

I will be singing "Take Me Home Tonight" (thx, Eddie Money) all day today, thinking of Gary Oldman. YUMS. Even though he's 25 years older than me, I'd still hit it with the lghts on.

Submitted by soul on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 6:40pm.

Happy Birthday to Gary and all the Brithday babies today!

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Submitted by ewlulu on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:34pm.

He looks like K.D Lang...or she looks like him....

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Submitted by Vermithrax on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 3:25pm.

HBD Gary... you cool motherfucker you.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 2:47pm.

Are there nude photos of the (once) gorgeous homosexual timothy dalton?

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 2:12pm.

Gary Oldman = Role playing sex wonderland mmmm-mmmm...

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Submitted by toni on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 1:47pm.

I still would hit that Oldham, saw him on a talk show recently and he looks good (to me).

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Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 1:08pm.

Happy Birthday Rosie... you piss off all the right people!

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Submitted by Lory on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:55pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 9:44am.

Submitted by Lory: "Dang, I hadn't noticed Gary Oldman has some weird-ass looking hands... Still, I love Gary!!!"

Looks like they photoshopped my hands onto him. It was the first thing I noticed about the photo.

Wait. Maybe it's supposed to be the hand of the woman he's in bed with...
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:44am.

Gawd what a greasy lookin fuck Gary Oldman is. I gotta give him his props though, dude pulled both Uma Thurman AND Isabella Rosselini in his lifetime. Those babes are on my all time list.

Happy Birthday Gary, you lucky fuck. I'm sooo jellis of you.

edited to add; HB Timothy Dalton!!! You weren't a bad James Bond at all, certainly better than Roger Moore.

And Anaaaaaanda Lewis!!! MMM mm MMMMM you sexy bitch, come sit on my face and give me that jar of peanut butter over there.

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:26am.

Mmmmmmm. Gary Oldman.

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Submitted by Snarkley on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:20am.

Hey, HB Eddie Money! One of my favorite singers.

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Submitted by moomarse on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 10:43am.

I still see his face everytime from that movie The Fifth Element. Not sessy!

Happy BD Eddie ~ take two tickets to paradise!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

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Submitted by madam s. on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 10:36am.

Ahhaha... yeah, the photo HAS to be cropped and that is the hand of a woman lying next to him. There is no way that is a guy's hand.

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Submitted by Joe Dabb Babbalucci on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 10:12am.

I am going to post a photo of Rosie O'Donnell on my dart board and have at it! What a vile cunt she is!

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 10:07am.

Gary Oldman. Mmmmmm. I got his birthday present right here in my panties.

"Should you leave these rooms, you will not by any chance go to sleep in any other part of the castle. It is old and has many bad memories. Be warned."

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Submitted by urmomma on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 10:01am.

Happy Birthday Sluts!
LMAO at erinnyc!
Yay! Gary Oldman...I am Dracula.

**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 9:54am.

Happy BD Gary Oldman! Sexy beast.

And also to Eddie Money, whom I always wanted to see tour with Johnny Cash, Charlie Rich, and Johnny Paycheck.

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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 9:52am.

I'd molest Gary Oldman any ol' day, even with his milky-soft woman hands.

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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 9:44am.

Submitted by Lory: "Dang, I hadn't noticed Gary Oldman has some weird-ass looking hands... Still, I love Gary!!!"

Looks like they photoshopped my hands onto him. It was the first thing I noticed about the photo.

Wait. Maybe it's supposed to be the hand of the woman he's in bed with...

Lory's picture
Submitted by Lory on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 9:23am.

Dang, I hadn't noticed Gary Oldman has some weird-ass looking hands... Still, I love Gary!!!

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Let me dirty up your mind.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 9:10am.

Gary was a sexay pepaw since long before 52.

HB, hos!

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Submitted by cMal on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 9:07am.

Gary Oldman? Damn, I must be accustomed to seeing him in Harry Potter and The Fifth Element...

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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 9:04am.

Morn' Heuxs!

Man, Rosie isn't aging well at all. I thought she was old than 48.

~*Lets go to my room pig!*~

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 8:40am.

Gary, we hardly knew ye.

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Submitted by erinnyc on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 8:39am.

Funny that Gary Oldman is becoming an old man. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid! Wwwhhhheeeeeeeeeeere are my farewell druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs? Why didn't you tell me I look like Steeeeeeeeeeeeeevie Niiiiiiiiiiicks? Love it.