Monday, March 22nd 2010

Birthday Sluts

William Shatner (79)
Cody Gifford (20)
Mims (29)
Shannon Bex (30)
Reese Witherspoon (34)
Cole Hauser (35)
Elvis Stojko (38)
Matthew Modine (51)
Stephanie Mills (53)
Lena Olin (55)
Bob Costas (58)
Fanny Ardant (61)
Wolf Blitzer (62)
Andrew Lloyd Webber (62)
Stephen Sondheim (80)

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shandi's picture
Submitted by shandi on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 6:28pm.

WHY is he holding this??????

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

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Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:30pm.

Cody Gifford is 20? I remember when he was born which was yesterday, no?? :(

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:12pm.

EvilShoe, that is hilarious. Well, not really, because stalkers are the scariest thing ever. But that he had a special episode that reminded him of you. What a nutter!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:07pm.

My stalker, he wrote me once that I reminded him of an old Star Trek show titled "No sandy beach to walk on" or some shit like that. Said it was about Shatner liking that nurse chick in an episode and not being able to be with her. I haven't been able to watch a rerun since. Fucker ruined old ST for me.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:59pm.

Shut up! He's not really holding that thing is he?! I saw these old reruns when I was little - I never noticed how gay they were back then.

HB, hos!

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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

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Submitted by Richiegay on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:56pm.

Would be a great party with this crew, Sondheim to Shatner ! Party over here y'all !

"All cats are gray in the dark"
-my baby sister

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Submitted by joanne on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:53pm.

HB William Shanter and Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Submitted by Linda Lou on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:25pm.

I will never forget skipping catechism just to see one episode of Star Trek when I was kid. Love Star Trek! Love it!

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Submitted by Reeter on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 11:07am.

Why is Cody Gifford even on this list? Isn't that Kathie Lee's kid?
Happy Birthday Cpt. Kirk!

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 10:55am.

Is that a stalagmite or are you just happy to turn 79? *Groan*

"Major bullshit. He's a dead man." Cole Hauser as Benny in Dazed in Confused. Damn, one hot ginge. Happy Bday.

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Submitted by megank on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 10:52am.

I can't believe shatner is 79!!

Submitted by ja_guide on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 10:49am.

Happy birthday William Shatner, Stephanie Mills, Wolf Blitzer.

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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 10:13am.

HB STEPHANIE MILLS...Powerful voice on such a small woman.Loved her as a disco/funk diva:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xmnLkbwQXI&feature=related

HB BILL SHATNER: MK...you all kynaa' RAWNG ass RAWNG for that pic.;-)

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Submitted by Supertramp on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 9:54am.

I LOVE, LOVE old Star Trek!!!

Can't stand any of the new stuff.

Happy Birthday Captain Kirk / TJ Hooker!

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Submitted by donner on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 9:23am.

I love this picture! It makes me very happy. Shatner is an icon...holding a giant monster dildo. Priceless!

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Submitted by cattitude on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:57am.

HB Bill Shatner!! Loooooove him!! I just got his Star Trek memories book for my birthday this weekend. I got his autobiography for Xmas and it was hysterically funny; he's hilarious.

And what in phallic hell is he holding in that picture lol

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:52am.

FREEEEEEEEEBIIIRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:50am.

Ulvy! I know! I can't believe Cody is 20!

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Submitted by Am on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:21am.

HB to all of them.

That pic almost made me do a spit take at work. Loves it!!!

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Submitted by Vermithrax on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:13am.

Cole Hauser and Matthew Modine are totally BITCHIN'... oh and the Shatz of course, with his giant Styrofoam cock that MK obviously picked out special is also totally BITCHIN'. Despite the giant Styrofoam cock.

HBD!

Wow, I can't believe Modine is fifty-one. Shit just don't seem right these days.

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Submitted by icallbs on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:02am.

holy shit, have we really been listening to KLG's Cody stories for 20 years? I.AM.OLD.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:02am.

Submitted by Mrs. F. on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:00am.

HB Shatner! We have a small collection of Leonard Nimoy albums, as well as Shatner's "The Transformed Man." MISTER TAMBOURINE MAN!!!!!

What episode of Star Trek is this picture from?
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"What are Little Girls Made Of" I think. That is one sexy stalagtite!

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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:01am.

HB Shatner! We have a small collection of Leonard Nimoy albums, as well as Shatner's "The Transformed Man." MISTER TAMBOURINE MAN!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0hTtsqiFCc

What episode of Star Trek is this picture from?

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:51am.

LOVE me some Lena Olin, so happy birthday to that hot slut.

Casting her as Jennifer Garner's mother on 'Alias' was perfect casting, because Sydney looked exactly like the love child of Victor Garber and Lena Olin.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:48am.

i have always liked Lena Olin, don't ask me why, i don't know.... happy b-day, Lena Olin!

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Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:47am.

Happy Birthday sluts!
Happy Birthday to Reese! FREEWAY, baby!
"Well, look who got beat with the ugly stick!...I heard you got one of them poop bags."

**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14

Submitted by mbar on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:44am.

I love William Shatner.

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Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:43am.

HB Shatner and Elvis Stojko!

Crappy Birthday to Reese *blows raspberries*

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Let me into your soul"

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:40am.

lol 79 go suck more dicks Shatner, rotten cunt.

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:34am.

Shatner. Is.... 79?!
*said in my best shatner voice*

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:32am.

I remember Kathie Lee not being able to STFU about her kids back in the day. Crazy that he's 20.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:30am.

I remember my mom watching reruns of Star Trek, she was hot for William Shatner. When's that new ST movie coming out.

NOMNOMNOMNOM @ the whole male cast!

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Submitted by Little China Doll on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:28am.

Wow, kudos to Cody for making it to 20 while having a mom like Kathie Lee. That's no easy feat.

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:28am.

LOL! I love this episode! I don't know how he kept a straight face!!! HB Captain Kirk!

OMG! Cody Gifford is 20!?

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Submitted by Kanat on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:27am.

Omg the trekkie in me squeeing. Leonard Nimoy's b-day is 4 days from now too. And that picture always makes me giggle.

*turns the nerd off*

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Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:20am.

I didn't know Reese was in her 30s