Thursday, March 18th 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Prinny, the Michael Phelps of Pussies!

Most cats will pop your eyeballs with their claws if you splash them with even a tiny drop of water, but Prinny is not one of those cats. Prinny loves getting in the pool to do the "pussy paddle" (FYI: Pussy paddle is also what Queen Latifah calls her favorite strap-on).

Prinny's owner says that she regularly swims with her dog friend Bandit at their pool at home. Bandit also gets hydrotherapy for his bad back at a rehabilitation center called Doggy Paddle, and Prinny also comes along for the swim from time to time.

Below is a hilarious video of Prinny pussy paddling in the pool at Doggy Paddle. Prinny has a look on her face like she's afraid she's going to get shanked in the asshole by a shark fin, but they assure us that she's having a good time.


(Thanks Tess)

Posted by: Michael K


Your Mom Ate the Taco's picture

Let me see that cat go in the water upon its own fruition and then I'll believe that the poor thing is enjoying itself. The magic of editing video is you don't have to show the part where the poor cat is struggling with its douchebag owner to not go in the pool. Even with the owner's obviously necessary edits to make this such a groundbreaking video, it's obvious that the poor pussy just wants out of the water. People can be such fuckasses.

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I have had cats that would swim in the pool. One would get in the shower with me and play in the sprinkler outside and drink from a hose.

I have had cats that would swim in the pool. One would get in the shower with me and play in the sprinkler outside and drink from a hose.

woohoocandy's picture

That is not a happy pussy...

Gracejones's picture

I always suspected cats could swim. My cat is such a fraud.

Datura's picture

That kitty doesn't look happy to be in the pool, but she's completely adorable.

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RockinRach's picture

What a wet pussy!

madam ex's picture

Prinny is awesome....I have one cat who likes it but not enough to swim in it, Im jealous.

like-wow's picture

I believe that cat is a Persian. I had a Persian who like to get in the shower with me. It was very convenient to wash him. Never fully understood that, but he ended up being a very clean cat!

VitaminF's picture

My avi is my kitteh . He loves water in a sense that he spends most of his time under the bathroom faucet to lick the dripping water. I used to open it a little so that he can drink as much as he wants, now the faucet is leaking on a permanent basis, on its own. That cute bastard kitteh;-)
Whenever I try to give him a bath, its a war. I don't know how other cat owners do it.
When I try to groom him, he likes it in the beginning, then starts to bite me a little. If I continue, he attacks me. That bastard!
He hates to be man handled.
But when I sleep, he behaves like the sweetest kitteh in the world, he curls up next to my feet and sleeps very soundly. I mean I have woken up in the night to find my feet totally on his tiny body, and he would be sleeping, without any problem!

I'm sure there are some cats out there that like the water, but that kitty is not one of them. Poor thing.

Buck's picture

I would like a world where pets can do this type of shit to their owners.
Poor kitty...

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WickedCats's picture

"Put the camera down and get me the hell out of this pool!"

QueenieBK's picture

My cat used to sit on the edge of the tub while I took a bath. Until the one night she jumped a bit too hard and slid off the ledge and into the water.

Cat went SPASTIC trying to get out of the tub.

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bambam's picture

Kittys are great, they wanna do what they see their owners do with their dogs. Mine used to follow me and my old dog when we took walks all the time.

Romy's picture

Submitted by justincase on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:26am.
Cats can swim but the reason they do not seem to like water on their fur is because it requires they groom (lick off all the water) after what we consider a bath. More down to a lazy attitude than
actual aversion.
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No, it's not because they're lazy, it is because cat fur is very closely attached to the body and because of that the hair dries up very slowly and that makes cats get hypothermia in a snap because of the cold wet fur. So it's a matter of life and death in most situations. Cats CAN swim very well if they have to(in order to catch fish for example), but most of them are just afraid of getting hypothermia. Dogs are a different story, they shake a little bit and then they're fine, because their fur has a different structure.

(sorry for the clumsy discription, I'm not a native speaker)

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Cats can swim but the reason they do not seem to like water on their fur is because it requires they groom (lick off all the water) after what we consider a bath. More down to a lazy attitude than
actual aversion. I love cats.
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M.E.'s picture

That pussy did not look completely pleased at the situation.

But there are some cats who enjoy water, so who knows.

fucking morons. poor kitty wanted out of the pool and nobody helped her. people suck.

parkerj's picture

Prinny is a damn cool cat.. The owners, laughing and yucking it up while she was trying to get out - not cool.

WALLE's picture

AWWW A WET PUSSY !!!

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You_Complete_Me.'s picture

#1 - that kitty is ugly (as all punched-in-faced creatures are.)

#2 - It did not "like" that at all. Anyone can see that.

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madam s.'s picture

Yeah... not so sure. The lack of footage of Prinny voluntarily getting into the water on her own is suspect. I think Prinny has a laundry list of other things she'd rather be doing.

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Neverevenknewhim's picture

I was about ready to dive in and get the cat out myself.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Some cats DO enjoy water. Not mine though. They will scrach my eyes out if I tried this. Mine do enjoy watching the bubbles when I take a bubble bath.

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The pussy is all good. The cat paws at the side of the pool a few times, but she wasn't ready to get out just then. At one point, she's on a step half out of the water, changes her mind, then swan dives back into the pool for another lap. She knows how to get out if she really wants.

Doggy needs a life jacket, but kitty is too bad ass.

Esther Williams reincarnated into a cat. Or a Newfoundland reincarnated into a cat.

Green Is Good's picture

And cue the wet pussy jokes!

Dog's picture

We don't have flashplayer here so I can't watch it. I appreciate what you guys are saying because now I won't watch it when I get home. I was hoping it really would be a kitty liking the water but judging by the comments here, it isn't. When will people understand that animals are not here for our entertainment? This kind of thing enrages me. Our cats like to jump into the shower after we're done and stomp around in the leftover water but if you try to get them in when the water is on, they'd hurt you trying to get away.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:34am.
I'll believe Prinny enjoys swimming when I see her jump in the pool on her own.

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Exactly!!! All I saw was a cat in a pool struggling to get out of it. All cats *can* swim, but that doesn't mean that they want to.

Pilot's picture

Just because an animal will do something doesn't mean it's enjoying it. She spent the entire video trying to get out. Maybe if there was more footage we'd see her enjoying it? We know that adorable Sphinx cat you posted loved water. Now that was awesome!

Whamo's picture

My cat jumps in the shower every single morning when I get ready for work. He gets behind me so I block the water and does "laps" by darting out from behind me to the front of the show gets out, boots to the back and jumps back in again. When I turn the show off he licks at the water stream as is slowly drains from the faucet. I love my little boooger! ( why do I feel like I'm writing a grade three story all of a sudden? )

One-trick Pony's picture

Poor kitty. The dog is adorable, though, with his life vest on. Love that he is in water therapy for a bad back.

TheBreakdown's picture

My cat would hop her crazy ass in the shower with me but then she would try to get out before I was through and this is when chaos would ensue.

And she couldn't shank me because she was de-clawed but hometrick had other ways!

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NitWitty's picture

I'll believe Prinny enjoys swimming when I see her jump in the pool on her own.

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ann little's picture

watched without sound on and got so friggin' angry when they wouldn't help the poor thing out of the water that i started screaming at the monitor for them to help the cat out of the pool. i hate fuckers who film shit like this and laugh and think it's funny. they probably kept putting the poor thing back in the water, it looked so panicked.
reminds me of the asshat parents back in the 80's who would film their kids falling asleep in the highchair while eating and the kids head falling forward and then jerking back suddenly - after i saw this on Americas Funniest Home Videos a couple of times i was furious.

guest's picture

doesn't seem like she likes it all that much!

madonnabeso's picture

i thought that was so cute.
clearly water doesn't bother her.
so she had a little trouble getting out of the water- so what, don't we all from time to time.
she was not panicking

BeBe_Kitten's picture

Looks miserable. Maybe instead of laughing and filming maybe they can help the cat out of the water.. there's an idea :/ Seeing she tried to get out on her own multiple times and couldn't.

Big Tittied Frog's picture

My cat once jumped in and sprinted through the shower with me. Only happened once though. Never seen anything like this!

Ryan Fischer's picture

That cat was definitely in distress there, and everyone kept laughing! And did you see her red eyes at the end? Truly like Michael Phelps.

I had a cat that used to like water

babybunny's picture

gives new meaning to the word wet pussy! That is adorable...my cats would shank me if I tried to get them to swim...