Sandra Bullock Is Out Of That Bitch
People reports that Sandra Bullock left the home she shares with her husband Vanilla Gorilla on Monday. No, Sandra did not leave to go to the store to buy stuff to make him a delicious vanilla banana cake. Sandy packed up her Oscar and busted out of there like she was an out-of-control bus with Keanu Reeves on it.
A source tells People that Sandra checked out of her house on Monday, just a couple of days before the skank hit the fan on the cover of InTouch. Sandra probably got a "courtesy call" over the weekend letting her know that InTouch was about to claim that her husband did illegal sexy times with the 5th runner-up in a Kat Von D look-alike contest at Senor Frog's. And as soon as she got the call and looked at the pictures of Bombshell McGee, she immediately ran off to the nearest Hazmat facility to marinate her privates in Valtrex water while drinking gallons of apple cider vinegar. My mother swears that apple cider vinegar is the cure for EVERYTHING. Seriously, if you've got a headache, drink apple cider vinegar! If your man cheated on you with a round-the-way skank, drink apple cider vinegar!
And why do I have a feeling that there will be zero submissions for the category of Best Actress at the Oscars next year. Every actress in Hollywood is like, "No, I'm good thanks."
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I love Sandra Bullock, but she should have kicked the dipshit out instead of leaving herself. Dude is a serious douche and hopefully she will not take his retarded ass back after this.
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I'm glad she left but shouldn't she have thrown him out?
Sandy is better off without him. He is FUGLY AS SIN!
god how stupid could this dude be? i love how these hollywood men think they can get away with shit like this. sandra doesn't need him, i hope she dumps him and gets tested QUICK.
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Hopefully Sandra will keep on walking. She deserves better than this grease monkey. I hoped Tiger's wife would do the same but I guess she needs more pain and humiliation before she calls it quits.
Great. Long Beach seemed to have some benefit from Sandra camping out here. Thanks a lot, Jesse! i wonder if people will boycott his burger place?
Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 2:54pm.
Jessie James apologizes to wife and children.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20352642,00.html
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Yeah but is he going to sex rehab? That's the question. :p It's only sincere then....
"It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way." JJames (per People article)
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(thanks Rocket)
"...i deserve everything BAD that is coming my way." ???????????? what is he, fucking 12 years old???? 'k, if he truly issued a statement, i'll give some credit at least, nothwithstanding using the 'bad' wording.
he also allegedly asked to "one day be forgiven". that's fine. Sandra (and her solid gold DListed heart - bitchez, you know she's one of us) will probs forgive you...BUT SHE AINT GOING BACK TO YOUR SLUT ASS. (i hope). Jess had five+ years of Sandra's fidelity. Jess can't declare the same. enough is enough of crawling back (on both ends).
p.s. Sandra best not go back to his ass. forgive him, yes. go back, no. we all got one shot at being true in terms of love and heartbreak. one fucks it up, oh fucking well. forgiveness/apolgies NEED NOT BE synonymous w/ low self esteem. just an observation.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 1:26pm.
maybe Bullock and James had an arrangement - he could do what he wanted, as long as he kept it out of the press - and he fucked it up.
i just can't believe he would really risk his marriage for that piece of trash.
clearly he dumped Ms Tattoo and she got revenge by going to the media.
i only say this because i know monogamy is overrated - a lot of people *say* they can do it, but they CAN'T - so people make arrangements that allows for some P on the side, as long as everyone plays it safe and keeps quiet.
but then Ms Tattoo got mad.
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I don't know. If they'd had an arrangement, I'd think that they'd just issue denials. The mess Jesse cheated with looks insane and desperate for attention, so it wouldn't seem like such a big stretch for Sandra and Jesse to say that Tattoo Lady was just blackmailing them at random and that they'd never met her before.
I'm more inclined to believe that Sandra didn't know - hence why she's left him as soon as the story hit the tabloids.
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I just feel very sorry for her, that she has to go through this public humiliation. She deserves better, by all accounts she is a decent person. He's obviously a tool (no pun intended).
Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 2:54pm.
Wow, this thing is moving at lightning speed, the story dropped yesterday, she's already moved out and he's already issuing a public apology. But good for Sandra, that's the way to do it. Make the break clean and swift, like pulling off a Band-Aid.
Jessie James apologizes to wife and children.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20352642,00.html
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 9:01am.
Who is up for a TEAM SANDRA all vodka Ms. Congeniality Marathon for this weekend?
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sign me up, ho (or pimp - cant tell from avie).
i'm a scifi fan and a comedy fan, thus, let me tell you, she is funny and warms the heart in the Ms.C. movie. (i aint gonna watch a marathon of it, though) but sign me up for having her shot-gun holding, oscar bashing ass show up jess. oh helz yes.
nonetheless, a friend of mind is a 'backup' to the primary hair person for Sandra Bullock (married or no, she's a Bullock til the end - fuck James) and that friend stated Sandra is a mess and was genuinely in love w/ that fucktard and his daughter. jess (if you look at those Oscar pics twice) doesn't come off as loving and warm TOWARDS her. now, i didn't see him cry as she won the Oscar (not saying that didn't happen, just saying i didn't see it cause my lifefeed quit on me and i flipped out - remember Tits/Angel?) but, just off those pics, one's 'eye' language should look DIRECTLY at the person on occasion and the spacing b/w the upperbody should be LESS than the lower body (also see the Sam mendez/Kate Winslet pics - exception is that SHE (Kate) had 'moved' in the upper body towards Sam. oh, and Sam didn't look directly at Kate's eyes either. teams of photogs flashing away should catch AT LEAST ONE PIC of the direct eye to eye, but, no, in these cases. i could be wrong, just an observation.
reason #949 why i am loosing faith in modern monogamy.
He looks like he has about 8 inches cut. It's probably one of those pricks that is pretty thick in the middle...like a snake that swallowed a mouse. I'd hit it even though he is trash.
Love you Sandra!
Awww, poor Sandy. This will probably just make her more famous though...
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ugh.... i cant believe he would do that to her with THAT.. i mean, even if he did it with someone super hot, she always comes off as the nicest person ever.. ugh.. lots of luv sandra......
maybe Bullock and James had an arrangement - he could do what he wanted, as long as he kept it out of the press - and he fucked it up.
i just can't believe he would really risk his marriage for that piece of trash.
clearly he dumped Ms Tattoo and she got revenge by going to the media.
i only say this because i know monogamy is overrated - a lot of people *say* they can do it, but they CAN'T - so people make arrangements that allows for some P on the side, as long as everyone plays it safe and keeps quiet.
but then Ms Tattoo got mad.
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"........busted out of there like she was an out-of-control bus with Keanu Reeves on it."
~Well, bless your heart~
Is there someone here who seriously did NOT see this coming. I could have told you this when they got married - that the marriage would not last and Jesse would cheat.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
well that picture sure makes her look unhappy...I wonder if she knew about this affair b4 the Oscars...my guess is NO...here is pictures of Sandra and her hubby at the after parties http://www.jewelry.com/2010-03-cn-oscar-jewelry-fashion.shtml
Jesse: "It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to support my wife and her work. She does it all the time for me. She goes to Mexico, to the desert, to the hospital -- a lot -- to support me and my work. The least I can do is put on a suit and support her ... "She's beautiful. She's amazing. She takes my breath away," James said. "Sometimes I look at her and I do, I just lose my breath."
Jesse James is a dead man because Sandra Bullock killed him...
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In a coinkydink with another current story, apple cider vinegar is part of Kirstie Alley's diet regimen:
"Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard advocated the use of vitamins and supplements, said Headley. Cal Mag—a concoction of calcium, magnesium, and apple cider vinegar—is consumed daily by those undergoing a cleansing program called the 'purification rundown,' she said." - from The Daily Beast
At least she isn't 8 months pregnant like that porn star was when she stole her man "vanilla gorilla"...fuck sandra bullock, she's no better then the tattoed freak
YOu had me rolling already MK... My Dad sames the same shit about apple cider vinegar!!
haz gargaras! he says! lol.
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Haha! Vanilla Gorilla is an awesome nickname. Wish I would have thought about it. Except it would be better suited for a really huge guy with a tiny dick, cuz a quick google search (curiosity, folks!) just let me know that : Primates
Men will be happy to know that humans have the largest primate penis with respect to overall body size. Gorillas oddly enough have one of the smallest primate penises, despite the fact that they are the largest primates on Earth. Gorillas penis size averages around a paltry two inches. Chimpanzees are much smaller than gorillas, yet sport a penis twice as long. "
So, maybe she is saying that he has a teenie weenie? Or maybe she is just stupid.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Alllrightyyythennnn! I guess once you have a porn star you can never go back to just a regular star huh Jesse? So sad for Sandra. Instead of enjoying her win she has to go see her gyno for a pressure wash. jesse J is a scum bag. Hope he enjoys his tat dude/girl.
TMZ reports that Cinnabun is missing again. Even his dog quit this bitch.
Team dump the tattoed douchebag.
Well in terms of popularity, Sandy is also seen as a sweetheart. I bet her fans will take personally how she's been so unceremoniously cheated on.
If Vanilla Gorilla were better looking, and the tattoed ho was someone like Megan Fox, then all they'd get would be the adoration and compliments from the media and public, but since they're a couple of fugly tattoed pieces of trash, everybody will be on team Bullock on this one.
Submitted by RedVelvetCake on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:46am.
Apple Cider vinegar helps you lose weight.
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So does meth.
what? how can there be FIVE PAGES of comments on this already? it's not even 10am ffs!
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Feel bad for his daughter. Sandra took her in like her own, because her own mother is kind of nuts. Poor kid doesn't stand much of a chance when her dad thinks with his dick.
Apple Cider vinegar helps you lose weight.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:41am.
And Tommy would never let her wear a prettier dress than him at such an event.
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BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! True.
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Jesse and Jon Gosselin are going to do gay porn together. The first movie will be called "Three Inches to Ecstasy!"
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:33am.
Submitted by Passionate on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:18am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:00am.
I would prefer to see Katie Holmes go for it.
FREE KATIE!
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Freaky how I thought that too! TomGirl couldn't handle her being successful.
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Lucky for him she's not that talented.
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And Tommy would never let her wear a prettier dress than him at such an event.
Submitted by justincase on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:03am.
@ Kanderosa Please let us not go back to Scarlet Letter days. I sense you are young and don't know yet that things are still stacked against women. The real punishment should be that JJames has to marry his new sweetheart.
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It's a joke. I'm a history buff and not that young. I know things are stacked against women; I'm a female attorney and work with almost all men. Point still stands that women shouldn't be able to make a celebrity career out of fucking other women's husbands. I would also like to point out that the whole faux-women's lib idea of empowerment through sexuality is bullshit and in no way do I endorse that crap.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Apple cider vinegar is also good to balance the pH of your hair/scalp.
This dude has Crazy Eyes. Run, Sandra, run!
I always thought it was a weird pairing, anyway...
But really, doesn't he look like he's on something?!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:37am.
My gut feeling is that Sandra just found out and as soon as it was confirmed and the press picked up on it, she packed it up and kept it moving.
And now I hope she keeps the high road when the chatter reaches a feverish pitch. Cuz this is NOTHING yet.
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That made me panic! LOL. What do you think is coming next?
Jesse James probably just fucked up the best thing he ever had or is ever going to get. Crowned KING DOUCHÉ.
"If your man cheated on you with a round-the-way skank, drink apple cider vinegar!"
... on a nice tropical beach thanks to his credit card, and load up that drink with a lot of Vodka too.
Prick. I wish Sandy well..... Elin? Take a clue, ok honey?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Submitted by Passionate on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:18am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:00am.
I would prefer to see Katie Holmes go for it.
FREE KATIE!
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Freaky how I thought that too! TomGirl couldn't handle her being successful.
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Lucky for him she's not that talented.
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:36am.
I've heard it on very good account that this tryst may have occurred due to Jesse's repeated frustrations @ cajoling ol' washboard-chest to get the bolt-ons that he clearly requires.
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No fucking way! Sandy FTW! She could have gotten them and he STILL would have cheated. MFr!!!
Though he may be stupid for pussy, don't underestimate the power of self-loathing. He probably realizes Bullock is out of his league in every respect, and hates himself for it, and has done this to himself because he feels this is what he deserves. Men who act like this don't hate their wives so much as they hate themselves.
I need a nap. I had a dream earlier that Josh Duhamel wanted me and said he would leave Fergie for me. I told him I'd be worth the wait but I have to take care of my own business first. He cried. I hope I have more dreams like this!
I agree with bambam; ultimately underneath it all, these kind of men are weak and insecure.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:04am.
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Heheheheheh, good one.
Damn, late to the party again. I don't have any favorites here but I can see why this seems to happen.
Her business runs in cycles and she gets maybe one last period of popularity so she has to get out there and capitalize on it. You know she's hearing it from all sides, "Why are you still with this guy?" getting flattered and flirted with.
She's spending less time with him, things are getting stale in the relationship (as it does in all relationships) and there's tension at home. He hears it when he accompanies her in public, he says something to her and she tells him to get over it.
He feels like she's more interested in things other than him and he decides to do something about the only way he can. It's unfortunate but it's life and in Hollywood it just becomes magnified tenfold.
That's just the way it is, if positions were reversed she would be the one bitching about the lack of attention she's gotten from him. Eventually he would fuck around on her again.
Men don't want problems in their sex lives, it's just that simple. It is what it is.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:17am.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:32am.
Jazzy you have a friend request!
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Got it! Seems everybody is on there! My account is pretty bare right now, but I'll add more later.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:00am.
I would prefer to see Katie Holmes go for it.
FREE KATIE!
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Freaky how I thought that too! TomGirl couldn't handle her being successful.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:32am.
Jazzy you have a friend request!
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I somehow sent him two. Not sure how that happened.