Bombshell Has Proof!
Vanilla Gorilla's side piece Boobshit McGee has brought evidence to the table in the form of several text messages from Jesse. Yes, she brought us text messages. She obviously didn't complete the course in mistress whoring at the Learning Annex, because text messages don't cut it anymore. Everyone knows that you can easily buy a prepaid cell phone, program that number into your real cell phone under the name "Mah Boo Anderson Cooper," and then send yourself a series of text messages like "I giggle for Michael" and "Only your no-no can polish my silver." It's so easy even my dumb ass can do it.
Now I'm pretty sure that Vanilla Gorilla did have sexual relations with that woman, but she still gets an F minus for this shit! This only proves that she text messages like a 12-year-old girl.
And in case you've been wondering what Marilyn Manson would look like if he got botched gender-reassignment surgery, here's some pictures of Bombshell. Keep the powder close, because your genitals will start to itch.
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Nice moustache.....I wonder if his penis hurts when he tucks it away like that??????? Nastyyyyyyyy!!!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:27pm.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the whole "girls are competitive asshats shit." Yep, it certainly makes them super badass to get some married guy to sleep with her when she's being a slutfaced whorebag. Ugh...
Good job Jesse..a white supremacist with bad tattoos!
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She is clearly seriously mentally ill. To cover yourself in tattoos like that is indicative of very deep psychiatric problems.
I hope Sandra gets a full medical checkup. This girl could be (probably is) a pretty foul petri dish of diseases.
and by the by...Bullock is not a lesbian. To those claiming that, well, you're pretty sad......take something for that and get a life.
OMG! People need to get over labeling every actor a lesbian or a fag! Give it a rest already.It's like every time a marriage doesnt work out, it's immediately assumed that it's b/c it was a charade to begin with! OK - first we have Aniston being throw on the lesbian list after her husband cheated on her and now Sandra?! PLEASE. What a bunch of cynical pathetic people out there. And NO, I'm not in denial. If Ellen could come out as a lesbian and shoot to celebrity stardom, along with Rosie O'Donnell, Jodie Foster,Portia, etc. then I can't see why on earth these two beautiful women would choose not to. It's like people need an explanation as to why a jerk off dirtbag would cheat on his successful, beautiful wife ... but the explanation is already there ... "jerk off dirtbag"!
p.s. why on earth would Jesse James sign on for a fake marriage when he was use to banging porn stars!? again ... fuckin' spare me.
I really don't see why people are surprised. This is Hollywood, Sandra Bullock is a lesbian, and there is a lot more career-motivated coupling going on than what people think.
Also, Sandra Bullock winning an Oscar is still more shocking to me than this made-for-tabloid garbage. There is no way she can out-act Meryl Streep.
Really Jesse? Really? What an asshat clown.
I've learned from experience that guys with big dicks are more likely to cheat. Don't know if that holds true for everyone, but I've seen it. Must be all that extra rubbin' up against their zippers reminding them of its purpose all the time. Give me a loyal man who's average in that department any day of the week. Sandra & CinnaBun are too good for his greasy butt. WP = Warts on Pussy
Submitted by TheTaraNator on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:08pm.
I think the reason guys (and girls, too) cheat with people who are so unattractive is because very few chicks who are hot and respects themselves would mess with a married man. At least that's been my experience.
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I completely agree, but I've known some hot chicks who don't respect themselves or others and are willing to sleep with any taken guy just to make themselves feel better because they feel they've won some competition.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
It's crazy that JJ cheated on Sandra with this trashy girl, but then you can't explain fetish. I can imagine that a white-trash like JJ could totally have a fetish for tattoo girls, and judging from the tattoos fetish aspect, she might be a hot stuff. Still, yuck. Really?
Sandra is way hotter then this mess.
@ Submitted by Echo27 on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:03pm.
I think the reason guys (and girls, too) cheat with people who are so unattractive is because very few chicks who are hot and respects themselves would mess with a married man. At least that's been my experience.
She looks familiar... I think I met her before the face and other shit was done. She has a kid.
So he banged her in her cabbage patch? Amazing artwork...but really couldn't you just buy some pictures?
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I can psychically determine the facts. Obviously, J.J. has a huge one. There is no other reason for that successful, intelligent, hot, A-list woman to love that mediocre grease monkey, other than what we can all conclude: Sandra Bullock is a size queen. And really, who can blame her. Sandra we love you!!!
The only saving grace is that if it's true that S.B is gay and that Jesse whatshisuglyface is a beard. I really hope that rumor is true for her sake.
I am so sad for Sandra, but at least she can rest knowing that this bitch is kicked in the grill. It's laughable, actually. I find it so odd that 9 out of 10 times men choose someone way less attractive than their wives to cheat with. Maybe inside they know they are scumbags and don't deserve an attractive girl?
Whatever Sandra chooses to do, I hope she ends up happy. This shit is heartbreaking and wrecks lives. Why not just leave the person you're with if you choose to fuck around?
Nasty whore, and not in a good way.
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about the double panties thing.....
When you strip in San Diego, it is required by law that you "double up." All the dancers in SD dress like this, a thong underneath some little bathing suit type bottoms. Since I have read that she is a stripper in SD, I assume that is why she does this.
Secondly, the W P does mean white power. She can't spell it out cause the majority of girls she works with are non-white and would beat her ass down if she just came out and said it, I am sure.
What a twat. Too scared to spell out white pride or white power, huh bitch? I have seen this piece of trash hanging around the tat shop in PB. The only reason I remember it was her is because I was in shock by how ugly she is. I also remember her being pretty petite. I think it's hilarious that she is trying to act so tough. I could step on her and be done with her. I hate that she is from my hometown. What a nasty, ugly, stupid ho.
Oh geez, where do I start. She's chola! It almost looks like she chola browed her ass!
"Vanilla Gorilla's side piece Boobshit McGee has brought evidence to the table in the form of several text messages from Jesse. "
It's almost like she read Dlisted. Damn, she's all kinds of nasty looking and I haven't even enlarged the thumbnails!
You had me at tattoo on the forehead...
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
15 minutes of fame. Then what?!
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Thank you Sayonara! Lovely to see you as well. *hug*
I saw the NY Post with her pic on it today and was sure that Michael K would be all over this: I was right.
I can't get over a tattooed face - cannot fathom what she'll look like in 20 years with all that ink on her malevolent face. *shudder*
MizRo good to see ya.
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Positively heinous. The severity of her ugliness is mind-boggling.
Jesse James is a total asshole.
Bullock better shut that door forever.
Be gone with your sorry ass, Gorilla.
she has dead eyes.
I told my wife to call me Vanilla Gorilla, but she said I am more like a Vanilla minicone, oh well...
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
What is up with Michelle McGee's forehead? I love nice ink, but that doesn't even look good - at all!
I can't believe Jesse fucked his relationship with Sandra up. I'm sure he feels like the dumb ass that he is!
Why is she wearing two pairs of panty drawers? I can't imagine how much money she spent, or how long it took to get this work done.
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Her stomach reads " trophy girl"? Who on earth would sign up for that contest?! And who would want to win THAT?! Nasty bitch!!
I wonder how many tattoos she has.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Anyone that would choose to jeopardize his marriage to SANDRA for a piece of dirty white trash like this ... doesn't deserve to have her. Furthermore, how can you even compare the two. What does he have a split fuckin' personality? These two women are on opposite sides of the spectrum. This chic is not only an eye sore but she's a fool to boot ... who goes around bragging about screwing married men ??!! These women are not only disgusting on the outside but the inside too. They get off on adding more pain to an already betrayed wife!! I;m sure this skank already has her atty ready on speed dial.
And what is up with these women that ink themselves up?? Do they own a mirror?
Why didn't he just fuck a slime mold? They are quiet, low-maintenace, cleaner, classier and usually leave when fed.
there's no excuse for facial tattoos.
(i should have read the entry properly.. it's already been said by MK -sry! ;)) i could easily name my grandma "jesse j" on my cell - no proof, sorry. but.. i don't care - let them fuck each other. on the other hand: his poor daughter *shakes head* these people are nuts.
There's a weenie in there somewhere in her pants and it doesn't belong to a "vanilla gorilla"...
This is the WORST drag I have ever seen.
fuck she's fug!
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3rd and 5th thumbnail show her awesome veins, inside her elbow, for use in shooting up...a junkie's dream arm!
No condom, huh? Hmm...
I wonder if someone will be on "Over-the-moon" watch soon.
When did it become some 'fabulous' thing to brag about being a whore? I mean I doubt that the many women who sacrificed so that we could be equal to men wanted bottom dwellers like this to prosper? epic fail..don't get me wrong Jesse is just as wrong as she is .. trailer trash bitches.
it's one of those situations where when you first saw Jesse and Sandra together you were like "wtf is she thinking". Then just when it seemed like he really was a good guy and maybe she made the right decision after all, he goes and lives down to expectations. she has been so proud to be with him, and she could have chosen anyone. so is this what men really want? pete burns less attractive sister? how humiliating.
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I wonder what Sandra's private life is like. She just doesn't seem the type to get mixed up with a douche bag like Jesse. I know my dick would steer clear of any woman that had the word porn attached to her career.
In about ten years she's gonna be so so sorry she did that tattooshit to herself. And JJ is a real genius for not using a condom, he deserves whatever STD he picks up. Poor Sandra...
Jesse should count himself luckier than Tiger. At least he isn't going to lose millions in sponsorship and he doesn't have to pay Sandra child support.
And his remarried ex wife Janine twittered "thank god for my faithful hubby ;)"
How dumb a fuck is he eh?
Sandra should make a movie where she gets to beat the punk down. I'd pay to see that.
As for her tats...what is up with Trophy Girl? What kind of sick, fucked up contest does a guy need to enter to win that thing?
I once read that the mark of all great people is the ability to sacrifice short-term desires to achieve long-term goals.
Jesse, you are no great man.
Yuck, yuck and more yuck. What is it with these cheatin' guys? Tiger and Jesse both...if you're going to put your meatstick into some chick, other than the one you vowed lifelong fidelity to in front of various witnesses, at least find a slut that is attractive. There are lots of them out there. I see them when I am out and about. You are celebrities which means you have more opportunities for finding gorgeous whores than an average joe has. Don't go for the first open snatch that is willing to accept you without a condom. Find a hot one, dammit, or else you will just be embarrassed when it all comes out in the open and we all see the trash you opted to have as your side piece.
Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 3:57pm.
Jesse James, the verdict is in: guilty as charged. He knows he lost a good thing...that's whats gonna burn the most.
next to the chlamydia but I suppose that's obvious.
Ugh...men just weren't created to be monogamous (and I say that generally). They think with their brain but they also think with their dicks. Completely two different mechanisms.
Jesse James, the verdict is in: guilty as charged. He knows he lost a good thing...that's whats gonna burn the most.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 3:43pm.
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Agreed; he makes me ill. His 'apology' (wherein he basically cried about how he couldn't be with his mistress anymore and it was a 'love story' and she was his 'dear, dear friend') was completely insane.
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