Thursday, March 18th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By TyTy's Runway Of Death
When the hell did the producers of American Gladiators start working on America's Next Top Model? Damn. During last night's episode, the mighty foreheaded one forced the girls to walk down two flights of stairs and then dodge giant pendulums on the runway. Alexandra not only fell down the stairs, but she was almost disemboweled by one of TyTy's giant metal forehead covers.
What is TyTy going to make them do next? Pose with poisonous insects? Wait, she's already done that. Maybe she'll make them blackout while holding their breath during an underwater shoot? Wait, she's done that too. I give up. Tyra is seriously the master of torture. This shit should be re-titled America's Next Top Urgent Care Patient.
via The Life Files
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I loved growing up in Hollywood. Great climate, fun clubs, but the whole family is north and south of it now. I love to visit though. It is home. I immigrated to the U.S. from Vancouver, B.C when I was 2 so Canada was always a place we visited. I met my husband in Canada and had my daughter in Vancouver.
Ohhhh, cool! I bet you have lots of stories. I'm in Bumfuck so I never see any famous people, lol. Did you like living in H'wood?
@Beakers: I was a bit of a star ho when I lived in Hollywood. I played tennis professionally so I was always at the best tennis clubs and private courts and I dated famous people occasionally. He is a sweet heart! Big time!
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:39am.
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HAHAHA!! Thank fuck it wasn't wrapped up in Speedos.
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
Oh wow, buddhi!! That's awesome. He kicked ass, too.
@Beaker's: That is an excellent movie... the guy in the afro is Jim Kelly, U.S Karate Champion in the 70's, and my tennis partner, and I kissed him in his big beautiful red porsche. He got me into karate in college. Love Jim!
I can't stay either, I have Court first thing in the A.M. so I gotsa go too.
Peace Out!
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Hey BB
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Heyyyyy, whores. I'm around, sorta. Just finished watching Enter the Dragon on AMC. Watchin' Bruce Lee kick ASS in a pair of Vans, and the afro on the other buddy was a thing of beauty.
Okay, trying to get into Dexter again... Have Attention Deficit today. Good night all.
*puts roadblock up so ESE stays a spell*
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
*rides unicycle through thread*... hi/bye, all!
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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"
I save that outfit for visits to the old age home to see 97 year old grandma. But it is all the green I own. I tend towards black, brown, grey...But I do accept citations when wearing that get-up!
Hey "sugar" tits
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
It was a pretty slow day on the D, fer shor
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:30am.
Law Dog: We are west coasters and everybody else is in the east
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and the aussies and brits aren't home from work yet.
and the people in singapore are too busy perving at suet puddings in bathing suits.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Internet fakers:
http://tinyurl.com/y94sh4m
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://tinyurl.com/yeo4e9j
Budd, I am afraid the fashion police need to write you a citation for that outfit. FUCK
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Sorry for you, all the regulars seem to be nursing their pillows tonight.
I did not drink until today... we are Irish, and catholic (some of us), but I was still taking antibiotics for pneumonia. Today I celebrated wearing green pants, a green satin bill blass monstrosity, and drank green margaritas.... then I made a vegetarian moussaka...I am all f*#@^d up! But not drunk, just culturally confused.
Night Cappy, it's my stinky pussy that is running everyone off, just tell me..
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
I don't know why everyone is trying to kill my poor peanut. fuckers
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
damnit peeps!!! is so hard to say goodbye!! even when CPU hardware and optical mice are the only thing feeling my lurv of the DListed crew!!
nite all
I didn't drink yesterday. I usually don't on school nights (kids, the ultimate buzz kill) though I have to say that I am fucking DONE with corned beef and cabbage
*throws up in mouth a little bit*
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Law Dog: We are west coasters and everybody else is in the east... plus Eileenie is in Houston... at Black Eyed Peas...watching Fergie give the audience a golden shower. Is that smell coming from your dead parrot?
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:25am.
Congrats on the paper! Where you projectile vomiting green bile today?
I am starting to get a complex, everyone leaves when I get here. Is it because I am an elitist or because I don't douche and my pussy smells like rotten fish?
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lol!! neither. i think all of us are trying to recover from Wed night. i was not p-voms today, but had, uh, other gastro issues *ahem*. righteo. how did you fare?
Hey Budd, the Mullet is looking fine tonight. No I was in court this morning and appts all afternoon, then kids, homework, and I had to watch 30 rock. Alec Baldwin rules!
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Ok, for the record, this pretty wild advertising shit is fucking bullshit! I do not want that shit!
I am going to go see what speaky had to say on the other thread..
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
@LawDog: Did you happen to catch any of that Cayley Anthony hearing in Florida today? The judge had a great line when the phone a friend guy consulting on the mother's indigence could not be heard... he said this never happens on Law and Order....ha,ha, ha.
Speaky how was your conference?
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Congrats on the paper! Where you projectile vomiting green bile today?
I am starting to get a complex, everyone leaves when I get here. Is it because I am an elitist or because I don't douche and my pussy smells like rotten fish?
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
@Caprica: Thank you for the hat tip *curtsies* but you should take off that crushed St Paddy's tam of shanter... looks like Tiger and his mistress had sext on it!
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:18am.
Who is still here? Hellooooo
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LDog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was just about to quit the shakes from last nights drunkathon and log off!!!! hey!!
ok, to answer your Q about Scalia ppr the other day - got an A ('mmember that night? i went on here after i submitted ppr and was *crying* n shit - n you helped validate points)? lurvs ya!!
check out Speakits' lost sexts msgs on the dang Jesse/TWoods/what-whoever post....shit is funny as hell!!
for realz, im out, though, got a lot of errands to run tomorrow and it is alrady 20 past 1am here on the EC.
'nite LawDog!!
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:15am.
"...god meaning whatever energy you believe in... and the moment becomes perfect."
for realz, Buddhistgirl, here, here. you done summed 'the moment, energy and perfection' succinctly.
*tips hat to you*
Who is still here? Hellooooo
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
@Caprica: I guess when they did your chart it was Sidereal which is Eastern Astrology which means all the planets are one before your actual western chart. If you are a Gemini in sidereal you would be taurus here...
I am glad you looked up Krishnamurti. He is so atypical of spiritual people. He lived in Ojai California for years. Cool little place there. Very real character. Whenever I feel overwhelmingly sad, or angry, or not in the moment I say to myself "God is in this Moment"... god meaning whatever energy you believe in... and the moment becomes perfect.
Okay, NOW back to the bitching and crusty remarks!
Krishnamurti FTW!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Submitted by speakit on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:43pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:39pm.
@speakit! HEY MAN! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT!
Daniel Tosh
has a show called Tosh.0...he reminds me of the parts of my ex that I loved *insert happy sad face*
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ZOMG OKAY DON'T YELL!!!
uhhhh.... I think I need to start watching tv. Is it something funny?
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I love it. I watch it online at the comedy network. It's all the biggest personal video hits from online. He does recaps and rundowns - actually he's the dude who gave Latarian a Web Redemption (it was funny, Latarian's grammy smacked him upside the head)...And, I don't know, he's got a douchey college thing going on. Plus, he picks up the good stuff, really...
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
advisement of posting nudes and dissing as revenge tactic
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What did I miss?
Yeah! Chatroulette!!
goodnight cappy :)
ok y'all, I had a dream last night I was pregnant.. and when the dad finally showed his face in the dream, it was george clooney.
wtf? why couldn't the dream have been about us MAKING the baby. damn
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:39pm.
@speakit! HEY MAN! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT!
Daniel Tosh has a show called Tosh.0...he reminds me of the parts of my ex that I loved *insert happy sad face*
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ZOMG OKAY DON'T YELL!!!
uhhhh.... I think I need to start watching tv. Is it something funny?
'nite bhg, cakes, speaks, et al.
*slogging back to sleep w/ fond thoughts of the D crew, once again*
=)
@speakit! HEY MAN! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT!
Daniel Tosh has a show called Tosh.0...he reminds me of the parts of my ex that I loved *insert happy sad face*
@caprica: Actually, i don't think I can, even, as I don't have a webcam *insert happy sad face*
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:06pm.
@Cappy: Just reread l little of what I missed last night and you seemed to be philosophical last evening. I want to add to your thought about people being mean to one another, Krishnamurti says we tranform society through our relationship with it. Don't give up on people...show them the right path to take.
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looked Krishnamurti up (thanks BHG)
"The core of Krishnamurti's teaching is contained in the statement he made in 1929 when he said: "Truth is a pathless land." Man cannot come to it through any organization, through any creed, through any dogma, priest or ritual, not through any philosophic knowledge or psychological technique. He has to find it through the mirror of relationship, through the understanding of the contents of his own mind, through observation and not through intellectual analysis or introspective dissection." (http://www.prahlad.org/gallery/krishnamurti.htm)
'k, agree w/ all of it EXCEPT (and again just my own speculative injection) "...not through ....introspective dissection." one has GOT to have that.
BHG - its so odd you brought Krishnamurti up. someone years ago noted to me the 'brahma caste' he is from. interesting. my hindi friends had done a birth chart on me...it reported i was brahma caste...they were like 'oh, that the most honorable birth placement - this is why you seek truth'. not sure i fully buy into this, but, i do question why i am so unconventional and truth seeking.
I read, on that same website above, the following:
Love and Death:
"I wonder if you have ever known what love is? Because I think death and love walk together. Death, love, and life are one and the same. But we have divided life, as we have divided the earth. We talk of love as being either carnal or spiritual and have set a battle going between the sacred and the profane. We have divided what love is from what love should be, so we never know what love is. Love, surely, is a total feeling that is not senti- mental and in which there is no sense of separation. It is complete purity of feeling without the separative, fragmenting quality of the intellect. Love has no sense of continuity. Where there is a sense of continuity, love is already dead, and it smells of yesterday, with all its ugly memories, quarrels, brutalities. To love, one must die."
how fucking powerful. thanks BHG.
*sorry folks; we'll return to our regularly scheduled bitchy/snarkiness now*
Goodnight...going to watch my Netflix dvd...trying to catch up with the Dexter series. Love that crazy serial killer!
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:14pm.
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my bad, no i didnt really cut myself. that was all in LDs world. she wears a helmet you know?
BTW, I wasnt around last night but caught myself up this morning on the late night posts. did you have a ball of fun in nyc? and also, did anything happen with the gentleman?
BEP's were in Lexington a couple of months ago and I wanted to go soooooooo bad.
I hope EM's having fun.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:06pm.
i sent eileenie mcweenie a message to tell that ho she was missed. bitch is at a black eyed peas concert._
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i know its all lurves from ya...you can call me 'crappy' it is endearing actually =) (my friends got me a disney ("grumpy/crappy" nightie cause even they know how rare it is i give heartfelt comradery and lurvs) lol.
but, ima ask again, whats up w/ the 'cut'?? did you really have an ER moment??
(edited: Shouts to Eileenie and hoping she's having a blast at BEP concert!!!)
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 11:03pm.
Cakey, oh...what's w/ the cut?? did you need an ER room explanation at the ready??
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crappy, that ho LD (learning disabled) was in here ice skating like a fool and she ran over mah fingers.
idk how ima explain that one
Eileenie is watching Fergie go wee wee...I feel like Jizzball.
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:59pm.
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Miss Cake-is not a box of chocolates-y!!!!! ok, when will i not be 'crappy' anymore?? do i gotta remember something/everything??? how did i earn the crappy title (you know you gotts to remind a hardworking/hardschooling drunk ass ho some shit, at least!!)
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GIRL, i love me some crappy. you know its a term of endearment. one time i was on here drunk (ok thats every night, so what), and i called you crappy by accident, but i said TYPO AND IT STAYS.
you dont wanna be miss crappy anymore? ok. ill go back to cappy mccapster or capster. just not today.
xoxoxoxo
i sent eileenie mcweenie a message to tell that ho she was missed. bitch is at a black eyed peas concert.