Thursday, March 18th 2010
Twilightweight
I better warm up a bowl of canned menudo, because somebody got drunker than a Russian chimp last night. Yeah, I know you did, but so did RPattz!
While leaving a club in London last night, RPattz gave us the 3 faces of drunkness: happy, barfy and coma-ey. It's a good thing he had a team of security around him, because if he didn't a mob of crazed Twihards would've ravaged him and rubbed their unclothed coochies all over his body. That would've ended in disaster since I don't think RPattz always carries an EpiPen on his person.
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hes sooo damn white!
Robbo's totally off his dial.
He suits the greasy hipster look though.
Yikes. I wish I had an bodyguard escort and an SUV to wisk me home safely after a night of drinking. All I have is a metro card, a 45 minute wait for the G train and a prayer that I don't fall on to the subway tracks while barfing on myself before I find my apartment.
Was wearing a hat easier than finally combing his hair?
I bet he yaked all over the can when he got home.
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*pinching RPatz for not wearing green* ...Wait, I take that back! The bile he's throwing up in the toilet today counts as a half-hearted effort at being Irish.
This guy bores me to no end.
I can't picture RPatz being a great lay. He probably cums in 2 seconds and hopes his smile will give you an orgasm. I rather finger myself and fantasize about CinnaBun. :)
He is going to take that special place in my heart that I hold for my boo George Clooney. He has out did George in drunky pictures. That second photo had me in tears... I think I'll have to become a cougar now.
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Michael you skanky bitch, why you change the Magical Forest for RPATTZZ, come on!
I love my drunks, DrunkRob is pretty awesome, you know during breaks and vacation, but this guy is getting drunk every day..At his early 20's he is ok, but (don't kill me twitards..)he reminds me of Brendan Fraser..Come on!! George of The Jungle..HOT, the Mummies (till the 2) ..kind of hot..but now, he looks like a bloated pig, he doesn't get any jobs,he is losing his own magical forest hair...and REALLy, REALLY you will hit that??
Behold your future RPATTZ...
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He is not aging well. Cedric Diggory > Edward Cullen.
Marlon Brando had talent, so it was ok for him to get fluffy, but RPatz is being marketed as a pretty boy and is quickly losing his pretty. He needs to lay off on the drugs and booze.
I see lint balls.
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Sorry...double post. *cries for wasting valuable snarking space*
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From the front, RPatz resembles a pre-crack and heroin Dreamboat (Pete Doherty). He really is a few quarter bags away from that level of hotness.
When I see a side profile shot of RPatz, I think of Susan Boyle. He looks a bit "special" from the side.
He doesn't appeal to me.
Unicorny drunky.
You just know that if he barfed in public some Twiloon would scoop it up into a jar and keep it in their refrigerator.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Unicorny drunky.
You just know that if he barfed in public some Twiloon would scoop it up into a jar and keep it in their refrigerator.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I just don't see all the hoopla over this guy - I'd walk right past the dude and wouldn't even look twice and I look twice at just about everything! And I'm guessing I could drink him under the table....
I don't get this guy's appeal. Seems the type who in the middle of sex will stare at a mirror, fussing with his hair then when done, roll over and ask me to get him a sandwich.
I'm strangely aroused by this...I bet he would be a good fuck! And since he's allergic to vagina, I'll happily let him use my ...well let's just say I don't have a vagina :)
I saw this elderly couple yesterday on 5th Ave and 55th yesterday around dinnertime, and the husband helped the wife as she yacked in between two parked cabs. I don't know how to articulate this any better--but there was something so unexpectedly sweet and tender about it (?)
ugh i can't believe anybody finds him attractive. gross as looking motherfucka.
i'd totally hit the one in the red tie though.
He reminds me of that guy who cheated on Liz Hurley with the prostitute-what was his name? He looked like he smelled to.
yes, if getting drunk means getting high, he's definitely drunk
look at those eyes for god's sake
who's the hot bitch in the red tie??? i'd hit it holla!!
LOL @ little_rascal "to the left, to the left"
Bitch only looks this good when he's drunk. It's pretty clear that the media is biased, as they let him off the hook, when this is the moment when they should approach him and ask him all kinds of stupid shit to find out what comes out of his hollow head.
I kinda feel sorry for that guys since it seems nothing gross he does repulses those twitards!
LOL @ thumbnail 7
well , he clearly doesn't give a fuck and is understanding, he is a vampire!lol
really he is just having a good time .
appealing? no
do i care? no
lets not wish for better because then a broken heart.
He always looks like he smells of eggs.
He's so dreamy
What would you people do if you were chased after by Lemmy lookalikes!
I would totally hold that hobo's unicorn forest while he puked.
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He looks like a broke ass Luke Perry trying to look like a broke ass James Dean
What's up with his nose? To the left, to the left...
Thank god, my RPattz infatuation is over.
Looks like he stole that hat from a homeless person.
Tweens fawn over some raggedy looking shit these days.
How low the bar has fallen.
He is this close ot being the male Britney.
But he may smell worse!
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I fail to see his appeal
Somewhere deep in the Unicorn Forest, a sick unicorn farted rainbow glitter and fell over.
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