Friday, March 19th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 18th!
Jesse James, now a struggling single father, at the grand opening of his new Cookie Monster Garage. - Cowjam
Runners-up:
Toyota rebuilds it's image: Introducing the 2010 Toyota Comfy!!!! (front collision Care Bears Optional) - Jeepster
No douchebag! That's not how you do an "Amber Alert." - Vern
Spencer Pratt is still under the illusion that he's surrounded by fans. - Snarkley
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OH! These were really funny and really wrong!
i didn't know I placed because I was away at a NCAA fail. This makes up for it! Thank you Hookers!
FAIL! The winner should have been
"My other ride is your kid"
so wrong...but so hilarious
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Don't judge me
ahahahaha! Nice job evryone!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Submitted by Cowjam on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 10:57am.
Thanks everyone. I feel like I just won an Oscar!
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Don't let Jesse hear you say that. :)
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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank
Thanks everyone. I feel like I just won an Oscar! Shout out to "My other ride is your kid", that was my favorite.
Congrats Cowjam, Jeepster, Vern, & Snarkley; also a shout out to Provy for his funny entry too.
Vernster!! :o) Congrootz winners!! Great stuff!
Hey Cowjam...I was going to accuse you of stealing my "cookie monster garage" post, but then I looked through and saw you came up with it first! I guess sick minds think alike! LOL! Congrats to everyone...funny funny stuff!
Congrats winner! Funny shit!
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
These are awesome, congrats to all! Also a shout out to Provy!
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 2:32pm.
"My other ride is your kid" Loved that!
To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West
cuntgratz CUNTZ
Congrats winners! Hilarious entries.
Match.com: Meet Mike, he's 49 yrs old, loves animals, likes to work on keeping his car vintage, and if that isn't enough to turn you on, he still lives with his mother.
Though it was a very hot item at the yardsale at Neverland, redneck Jimmy Childsplay took home the crown jewel after donkey punching all pastors, priests, the body of John Philips, and Roman Polanski in one blow.
My other car is Rielle Hunter's photoshoot.
Pedo-bear's Chauffeur keeping it real on his daily tour of the local day-care's and elementary schools.
Hi, they call me the 'Candyman' On weekdays you can find me parked outside the local school's playground
You can take the hillbilly out of the carny but you can't carny out of the hillbilly
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This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. This is an ex-parrot"
Tiger's taking no chances now that he's moving back in with Elin...
2030: Trig Palin's hitting the campaign trail in his Straight Talk Express.
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He told his girlfriend that he liked a little "junk in the trunk".
He calls this car his "Conquestmobile."
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"Squeal like a pig."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:59pm.
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I kind of pictured it more as a beanie baby.
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"Squeal like a pig."
Miss Piggy's eHarmony search results.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
If you ask nicely, he'll also show you his bean bag.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I bet he stuffed them all himself.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Real life Chat Roulette.
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will someone please tell maddox that teasing Jennifer Aniston by stealing her stuffed animals isn't as funny as he thinks?
On Reno 911 the undercover vice squad moves into position.
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Not a caption, a question: Does anyone else see that creepy face on the roof above the back passenger window???
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Irwin thought of a genius way to smuggle his Tijuana Elf friend over the border, too bad he lost him on the highway shortly afterwards.
The "pussy wagon" from Kill Bill reimagined by the Jonas Brothers...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
when Tom Cruise threw a party inviting "bears" for a "ride", this was not what he had in mind!
Not ready to retire from his successful gold-digging career, KFed now pimps his ride to woo Mariah Carey.
Wow, even the Plushy and Furry convention has a shuttle bus.
You know how roadside memorials pop up when there has been as traffic fatality? This is the car that hit them.
Excuse me sir...I'm Chris Hansen...have some lemonade.
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My handle is Smokey Bear and I'm tail grabbin' your ass right now…
The pedofile mobile!
Feeling guilty after fucking the female Marilyn Manson, Jesse James thinks he can endear himself to Sandra by selling soft cuddly toys out of 2002 Buick.
Jon Gosselin finally finds an audience for his hot new reality show, "Slummin' in my Subaru."
And the trunk STILL smells like old pizza.
It was obvious to parents where their children had gone missing when Andy Dick rolled into town.
Jackson Wagon.
Lady Gaga's left ovary looks... exactly like I thought it would.
With a combination of Valium, Vicodin, Soma and Haloperidol in Corey's system, an '86 light blue Nissan Sentra looked like this.
♪Bet he loves fluffy kittens and puppies too!
And WHO was shocked that this asshole showed up to the new "Catch a predator" trap?
Toyota debuts the "Aniston". This vehicle is covered in stuffed animals to remind you of your bed at home and the interior is covered in cat fur. For a limited time, you can receive a complimentary copy of "All By Myself".