Afternoon Crumbs
RIP: Fess Parker's raccoon cap sprouted wings and carried him off to the great big frontier in the sky - E! Online
How to make a Jennifer Aniston movie look good: Keep her presence in the trailer to a minimum - Lainey Gossip
If only Ceiling Eyes could look down she'd see that her titties are choking - Hollywood Tuna
Shocking news of the day: Heidi Montag still has sweat glands (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Is it just me or does Bombshell McGee kind of look like Gretchen Rossi in the face? - Egotastic!
Snooki belongs on death row - The Superficial
That Lady GaGa is a litterbox full of laughs! Like she has a vag! - Towleroad
Vadge wraps her roidy tentacles around another young piece - Hollywood Rag
Dear Demi Moore, please take off those lucite heels at once. You are not the one. - Popsugar
Get contact high from these pictures of Kristen Stewart - Popoholic
A remake of Mr. & Mrs. Smith starring two wet tampons - Just Jared
Bring back the Falcone Twins! - Cityrag
Fishsticks Paltrow is charmed by the exotic, far-away food known as fried chicken - Celebitchy
The most exciting thing you'll see all day: Amy Adams buying beef - ICYDK
Basically, what Mark Ballas is trying to say is that Kate Gosselin is a total snobby asshole - I'm Not Obsessed
Frankie Sandford from The Saturdays reveals her Care Bears obsession - Holy Moly!
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Fishsticks! Stay out of my city. Yep, we Nashvillians spend all our time eating fried chicken and biscuits...when we aren't clog dancing and playing the banjo, that is. There is one difference between us and Goopy though. Here in Music City we know how to spell the word "allowed". Does she not have spell check? LOL
I think this Bombshell skank kind of looks like the woman from the father figure video:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hxdnntF5Nso/ShyBFO_EW1I/AAAAAAAADXc/MzlOTS9n_C...
Heigl leaves a safety net and cushy check to make a rom-com with Ashton Kutcher?
This bitch should remain blonde!
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Boy, the cock rumors really must eat Lady GaGa up inside since she won't ever stop addressing it.
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We heard that Fess Parker was 'of the persuasia'.....
Caca has a man-made vagina.
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This makes me so sad! Fess Parker as Davy Crockett was my first little girl crush! He was soooo handsome.
Kristen Stewart has boobies...like big whoop.
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OH NO, MIKE!!
I was just listening to my Box Tops CD a few days ago! Great voice, very underrated. R.I.P.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Alex Chilton died yesterday in Memphis.
R.I.P. Fess.
Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man.
With an eye like an eagle and as tall as a mountain was he.
Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man.
He was brave, he was fearless and as tough as a mighty oak tree.
From the coonskin cap on the top of ol Dan to the heel of his rawhide shoe
The rippin'est roarin'est fightin'est man the frontier ever knew.
Daniel Boone was a man. Yes a big man.
And he fought for America to make all Americans free.
What a Boone. What a wonder. What a dream comer truer was he.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhYRDPG8Mu0
http://www.ioffer.com/img/item/122/455/787/6eHVjM9yy8jFlSA.jpg
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Hey Kate - I had a belt like that - in '91!
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
Submitted by north_star on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 3:50pm.
That's funny. I was just watching an old Golden Girls episode on TV last week where Dorothy was said to look like Fess Parker. I was wondering who the hell that was.
ZOMG!! Golden Girls is the only reason I know the name of Fess Parker. The last time I saw that episode I googled his name to find out who he was.
Fishsticks & Heidi Montag are starting to look like identical twins in these pics. That can't be good.
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Sorry to hear about Fess Parker. I barely, vaguely remember seeing the shows in reruns when I was a kid, but I do remember seeing my Dad's and my Uncle's coonskin caps around my Grandparents house when I was growing up.
There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.
Davy, Davy Crocket: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kweL_RUXXU4
News just in (the i have to check out, already) Jesse James confesses and apologizes Tiger W style:
''There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me,” James said. "It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way," he says in the statement. "This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."
Davy, Davy Crockett! King of the wild frontier!
R.I.P. Fess Parker.
Fess Parker and Michel Landon... Those were real men...
Not like the sissies of today.
I used to have a crush on Fess Parker. And Michael Landon. Still do, actually.
May they both RIP.
That's funny. I was just watching an old Golden Girls episode on TV last week where Dorothy was said to look like Fess Parker. I was wondering who the hell that was.
Does anyone else get anti virus warnings when you click on Cityrag? Dang.... every freakin time!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
RIP Davy :(
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She got every kind except the platinum. Congratulations, Justyna Kowalczyk!! :)
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@ fishsticksfan - I have my laptop at a table. The have wireless and i always carry my lap and check in at the most inconvenient time. I'm in Prague, on business, as we speak. so it's 9:30 pm (they don't change the hour at the same time here as in NA). anyway, I decided to check my email and checked into d-listed.
Justin Bateman is looking better with age.. I always found him attractive but he keeps getting better... yum. Wife looks a bit..
How could you be at a wine tasters and posting on dlisted. That story is strange. Am I missing something?
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I'll keep the Pinot G when i make some Fondue, it's undrinkable.
off topic: i'm at a wine tasters and just tasted a Cali wine and then an Italian wine, and honestly the Cali wine is much better. And I'm European. Yuck, don't ever buy a Pinot Grigio white bottle, opt instead for Fetzer Vineyards Fumé Blanc California vintage 2008.
Yes, it is only you MK. I see no likeness to Rossi. I will have whatever you are smoking though!
LOL @ Demi Moore wearing one of Dakota Fanning's dresses. Bad-tits McGee has Franken-nipples.
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
fishsticks is a vegetarian and she would not eat fried chicken so this sounds like a paid for ad
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Holy Crap!! I was the most loyal Daniel Boone watcher in the history of TV. Summer vacation was never complete until I acquired a new 'coon skin cap.
Eeeeeew! Vadge's new boytoy has a crooked dong!
Snooki on deathrow/! My prayers have been answered!
LEAVE SNOOKI ALONE!!!!!!!
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