Vanilla Gorilla Is Sorry
Jesse James has broken the awkward silence in the room by releasing an open apology to his wife Sandra Bullock and his three chirruns. Jesse doesn't come out and say that he boned that Bombshell trick, but I'm sure he's not apologizing for leaving a log in the toilet without flushing. Or maybe he is, because that would be pretty embarrassing and uncalled for. Here's Jesse's statement to People:
"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."
Hmm. That's all nice and everything, but where's Jesse's direct apology to CinnaBun?!!!
CinnaBun probably wouldn't accept Jesse's apology anyway since TMZ reports that she is missing again. This is the second time this year! Poor CinnaBun. She's probably at the dollar theater watching The Blind Side over and over again.
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Submitted by hollie. on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:20pm.
Bombshell is a dirty low down hoe, and thats what hes into, not Sandra Bullock. The fact that they even got married and lasted this long is what should be shocking, not the fact that he fucked some SoCal hookerface.
if that's true, he should have married Smellvira over there, not a respectable woman like Sandra.
or maybe he's one of those "spirit is willing flesh is weak" types? yeah, real weak. *thumbs down*
i find this to be a big ol lie....don't know why.
Just dump his ass with a quickness, Sandy, and get custody of CinnaBun, IF she hasn't quit both you bitches for good damn!
I hope he loses all visitation rights to Cinnabun. He doesnt deserve to ever see that dog again, give him all his fucking kids back and put all his shit in garbage bags, throw him the fuck out with yesterdays garbage.
I feel so hurt for her, really bad and sad. So humiliated by a fuckin douchebag with another dirty whored std douchebagette.
I love that picture of them though...the best thing he ever did in his life and he done fucked up!!!!
I HATE HIM FOREVER NOW!!!
And that sorry I hurt my family doesnt work anymore, tell your cock to behave. And now he will go to some type of rehab and then he will be okay.
**rolls eyes**
I hope, I really, really hope she never even thinks about taking this piece of shit back.
Not that this has anything to with this mess..but what has Sandra Bullock done to her face ? She hasn't looked the same for quite a while now.
My hubby has always had a little crush on her, and today he happened to see the three pics of Sandy, Bombshell, and Jesse, and said, who's the chick on the left ? The mistress before she got her tattoos? I was like no, that's Sandra. He's just staring, going, wow I wouldn't have recognized her. And if he doesn't recognize her, that's proof to me, that her face has changed somehow. Plastic surgery, Botox, whatever; it was a mistake. She looked better when she was more natural looking.
She and Kate Winslet got some bad advice somewhere. a real shame. They were both natural beauties.
"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded..."
Nice try, skankion!
JJ is trying to lead us all astray and have us believe he has been with women other than this inked skink we keep seeing.
What the fuck EVER!
Unless a stampede of hot skanks come out of the alleys to say that they too have ridden the ApeShit Gorilla Express, I am going to go with he has only been with this nasty ass excuse for a breeder.
Goddamn she looks like an STD septic tank!
He should tattoo EPIC FAIL across his goddamn forehead!
And Sandra?
Wash your holes with a Clorox, WD-40, Febreze cocktail!
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jesse james is stupid as hell but that's not why i'm commenting.. cinnabun is soooo adorable!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Sandra Bullock has been getting a little too Hollyweird nowadays, but I wonder if this is the reason.
In either case, even though she's been a little bit odd over the past year, I sympathize for her.
I saw a picture of that hosebag, Bombshell and just thought, "Yep". Don't let the tattoos fool you. You know she probably fucked every tattoo artist in the city in exchange for ink.
There's no justification for cheating, but I could be up all morning ranting.
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These women all for Sandra,give it a break...History lesson
I just recalled that I once commented on a post a long time ago when Jesse J. left his then 8 month pregnant baby mama Janine for Sandy B, who he was having an affair with. I had written in my comment, what goes around comes around Sandy B & karma is a bitch!! Anyways how people forget so soon, women really need to quit sleeping with married men, men with baby mamas on the way, etc. etc. because you will only get burnt by the son of a bitches..... Really we need to stop pitting women against each other calling them trailer trash & hos, just grow the fuck up people & move on.. Sandy B aint no angel & she knows exactly what she got herself into! No pity for the fool
BITCH AGAIN , AGAIN YOU LOST CINNABUN , GOD YOU FUCKEN DICK , DIE ,DIE , DIE YOU CHEATER , THEY ARE BOTH TOO GOOD FOR YOU , FUCK
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Submitted by Sassy Ass on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 9:10pm.
What a fucking pig. Bitch got caught just like my ex. I have a man in life that I love. Almost together 2 years. Life will go on for her. Trust. She was too good for him. He's fug! Karma is a bitch. Trust me!
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LOL I was with cunts I couldn't stand for 2 years. I takes 2 years to get to know somebody.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 1:49am.
You know, I wondered last night if there were any good faithful men out there in the world...then I come across this. I would go lesbian but women are times crazier. I'll take my abuelitas advice and go to the convant.
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Lesbians cheat more than their fair share too.
You know, I wondered last night if there were any good faithful men out there in the world...then I come across this. I would go lesbian but women are times crazier. I'll take my abuelitas advice and go to the convant.
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This just turned out to be another Hollywood sham "marriage". Totally beleive it was probably a business arrangement for whatever. Kinda thought it was a little weird too when he didn't want to call her for help on the Apprentice.
Cinnabun can't stand Jesse's ass either!! She wants out!
"This is the second time this year! Poor CinnaBun. She's probably at the dollar theater watching The Blind Side over and over again." ~MK
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was about to go back to bed to heal from last night drunkscapades, but had to second MKs statement above. some shit is just worth seconding!! CBun knows what's up and, let me tell you, bitch doesn't want to fucking be around negative Chi from Jesse n his skank's shortbus antics. Sandra prolly raged out/packed up and CBun had her back by stepping out on Jesse in protest. YOU KNOW THIS SHIT WENT DOWN.
so fucking sad to the right-doers (Sandy, CBun n the daughter), though, for real.
Seriously, when you date down, this is what happens. Men know what they're worth. They invented that league shit. Just go along with it, ladies. It's part of the world of EGO. Dating across lines can be such a mess. And yeah, I'm more cynical than others, but that seems to be the truth.
ZZZzzzzzzz. Wake me up when the Vanilla Gorilla peen pics surface. If it's that big, there are pictures. If not, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Eh, I have a feeling he'll check himself into cheater's rehab and Sandy will take him back just like what happened with Tiger Woods.
I think if he cheated and it was someone he "loved", then it would be over between them. But this chick went to the tabloids, so he probably was using her and ended it with her a while ago. I'm sure he'll apologize to high heaven and Sandy will cave in and take him back. Just my guess.
Why was Cinnabun in a garage? Is that where they keep the sweetest little runaway in the world? I would run from them too... Team Jesse James! He was not happy living her phony life anyhow.
Just watched a short interview when she was a contestant in the Miss Inked Contest last year in Vegas. She is in for a big surprise, wonder what all those tatz are going to read when she is 60. "Pray for us sinners" on her forehead will say "ask me for a free hummer"!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5yiDb8qfk
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:22pm.
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Amen to that.
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"Squeal like a pig."
He better go to rehab, quick! Rehab cures everything!! Sex addiction! Anti-semitism!! Racism!! Rehab is the answer!!
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After he divorced the porn star and married Sandra Bullock, I just assumed he had gotten tired of sex with women.
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Sandy may be America's sweetheart and all, cherished by everyone, but to make it this big you gotta have balls of steel. So, no doubt she'll find the resources to fight back and JJ is in for a lot of trouble. Boilerplate apologies won't cut the muster. That dawg and his skanks had better lie low for a while.
Ho shit is having the best year ever!
Truly everything raunchy, skeevy, immoral and nasty is getting its 15 minutes. Visions of strippers, porn stars, wannabe models, waitresses, hostesses, faux videographers and the dumbass walking wallets that fuck them are constantly dancing around in my head. I'm sure somewhere on the internets somebody is tracking and cataloging all this fucking around to meet all our righteously indignant OPP entertainment needs!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 9:25pm.
Sandra accidentily let CinnaBun out the garage door.
I wish some would know though, that Sandra is not all sweets and humbleness. She has a rep up here in Vancouver for being a demanding asshole on set(makeup brushes must be cleansed with imported fucking water!)...when he comes along he is almost as irritating
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OH STFU !!! Like that justifies her being cheated on. You sound like a bitter jealous asshole. Why would you even bring her "behavior on a set" into the conversation? Her husband cheated on her with a trailer park trash looking hooker !! I doubt it had anything to do with her make up brushes needing to be disinfected. SOund like a whiny fucking make up artist !
If Sandra can't keep a man from cheating on her, nor Kate Winslet, what hope do the rest of us have?
I'm going to drink Hershey syrup directly from the bottle and I'm going to eat two Dunkin Donuts tomorrow, most likely covered in chocolate. There's no hope for the rest of us, so I'm just going to try anymore.
Why would he apologize if the rumors have no merit? Maybe he did leave a ton of logs in the toilet?
I'm sure this is 2-sided -- everything is -- but regardless how demanding she is on set, NOBODY deserves to be humiliated like this. I know how I felt, & the number that was aware of my ex's indiscretions was quite small by comparison. You feel so ugly & stupid. You examine every moment, to see if you should have realized. You blame yourself 1,000,000 times over. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.
& I LOVED what the poster earlier said about her detonating her TX house. GO, SANDY! DETONATE HIS CHEATING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:51pm.
Actually, he is a very successful businessman running his custom chopper business. He is probably a millionaire many times over. Still, I hope he crawls back under his rock.
She's probably at the dollar theater watching The Blind Side over and over again.
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no, no MK... she's watching Hope Floats and hoping Sandra comes back for her.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
I'm getting my bimbo sluts, cheating bastards and sex texts mixed up.
Someone should make a party game out of this. Pin the cock on the goat-footed cum bag! Or which dirty whore mouth said THIS?
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Sandra accidentily let CinnaBun out the garage door.
I wish some would know though, that Sandra is not all sweets and humbleness. She has a rep up here in Vancouver for being a demanding asshole on set(makeup brushes must be cleansed with imported fucking water!)...when he comes along he is almost as irritating.
I agree he'd better kiss goodbye any chance of a future career. Nothing makes people hate you more than cheating on somebody that everybody loves.
And he totally needs to either shut up or apologize for reals. No half-assed shit to make him sound like an innocent victim who made a teeny weeny booboo.
I like the way she left their home on Monday before this shit hit the fan... when you get a taste for the bad boys the off-taste of their whores often comes along for the ride.
I just saw the site where the whore is at...there's some strip video..zzzzzzzz (sorry I just fell asleep for a minute)yeah, my nap pretty much sums it up
you all should go over there and see her description and "studies" etc. (eye roll)
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What a fucking pig. Bitch got caught just like my ex. I have a man in life that I love. Almost together 2 years. Life will go on for her. Trust. She was too good for him. He's fug! Karma is a bitch. Trust me!
I always thought he looked like a post-op Priscilla Presley with a bad haircut.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:15pm.
His career is so fucking over. He fucked with America's Sweetheart, he's so done. He might as well pack his shit and move to another country right now.
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What career? Aside from tattoed hos and biker/car dudes no one cared about him until her married her anyway. And even married to Hollywood royalty he could only get on Celebrity Apprentice and fuck some hos. What.A.Loser. His poor kids.
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Submitted by hollie. on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:20pm.
Look at him. Look at her....The fact that they even got married and lasted this long is what should be shocking, not the fact that he fucked some SoCal hookerface.
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Submitted by hollie. on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:20pm.
I love how everyone is like "Ohhh no, no way! He couldnt do that to Sandy! I love her, omg NOOO! I dont believe it!"
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Is Sandra a lesbian?
Because he did not enhance her pr game so I assumed she was with him for love. I mean, Monster Garage? Whatever. Either she is incredibly naive and in love, he was good in bed or she likes chicks because this shit does not and has not ever made any kind of sense.
TEAM BAN JJ!
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Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 8:26pm.
I did a quick scan of news titles (like this is real news) and it said this trick only got 30K for the story.
Gold-digger FAIL! No GDU master's degree for you!
Maybe Bombshell thought she was gonna be the next Angelina Jolie or something with man stealing and gain popularity over this. FAIL.
Oh hell no...cheating on Sandy is like fucking over Julia Roberts,an absolute career killer. Sandy just needs to come back to Austin and let that punk fend for himself and that nasty shank he hooked up with.
I love how everyone is like "Ohhh no, no way! He couldnt do that to Sandy! I love her, omg NOOO! I dont believe it!"
Are you serious? Seriously?
Look at him. Look at her. Ive been a fan of JJ for many years, way before SB even visited his damn garage, and when they first got together, I was like, wait, what?? That BOMBSHELL hoe is who he goes for, his type, what he was fucking around with before Sandra Bullock got lost and meandered into his garage by accident. Did everyone forget that he used to be married to Janine...the porn star?? Yeah. Duh y'all. Bombshell is a dirty low down hoe, and thats what hes into, not Sandra Bullock. The fact that they even got married and lasted this long is what should be shocking, not the fact that he fucked some SoCal hookerface.
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"oh what do you know about love, you little frizzy-haired pollyanna??"
And, I hope that someone creates a fake Facebook status update for him like they did when Tiger fucked up. That shit was hilarious.
*googles*