Padma Lakshmi's Baby Is Heir To The Dell Fortune!
People reports that Adam Dell, brother of Dell founder Michael Dell, is indeed the man who created the sperm fish that knocked up Top Chef's Padma Lakshmi. This rumor went around last January, but People has it on good authority that's it true. And I don't know if Padma's baby is actually heir to the Dell fortune, but I like the way that sounds so I used it as a title.
A source tells people that Adam and Padma are trying to work out visitation rights with their one-month-old daughter Krishna. The source added that Adam wants more time with his daughter, "It's all in negotiations. They are trying to work it out. They are trying to avoid anything messy."
When People asked Padma to comment on this story, she screamed, "I have a newborn! I just want some peace and privacy."
That's a good one. I might use it. When the 500th telemarketer fucks with my life tonight by calling me, I'll just yell at them, "I have a newborn! I just want some peace and privacy!"
And in more relevant and important news, what is going on behind Padma in that picture above? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!!
Did David from Roseanne join a hipster cult devoted to the works of Grace Jones?
Where do I sign up?
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Krisha as a name is unisex
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LOL I thought was Kourtney K in the background too...you know you can never be to avant garde in either Hollywierd or NYC.
i have no idea who this skank is or what she does (nor do i care) but i must comment and say i love the TV show roseanne and david is awesome, my sister and i have had so many laughs watching that show!
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What about Kourtney Kardashian in the background?
Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 10:07pm.
Submitted by Nassirah on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 5:50pm.
Padma is a gold digging whore, such great values to pass on to your daughter! And I hope the Bravo people wisen up and get rid of this bitch, I have no idea what qualifies her to critique food. They should have her judge gold digging hookers who like old white men since that's all she's really qualified for!
AMEN! For her to cry about wanting privacy is priceless.
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A friend of mine, good friend of his, is her assistant. And yes she is all about the money & the golddiggin plus she smokes boat loads of weed ,vapid bitch, not for smoking weed but her gold digging ways
If that's David from Roseanne, the Kourtney Kardashian and Sam Ro are strutting right along side him. What a bunch of goons. Padma is loser. Women who have baby's just to fill a void are selfish and bored. I know married women have babies for the same or worse reasons, sometimes, but grow up ladies!
I think this was either a mercy fuck or a cheating situation. That's why she was so hush hush about it. Condoms are a lady's best friend too, Padma. Now you're stuck with Dorky McDoofus as your baby daddy for the duration.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
1. her purse is hideous
2. i hope that girl in the background threw her cup at her head and mohawk dude ran off with her purse b/c it would go great with his outfit
3. baby slings are for assholes
Submitted by Nassirah on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 5:50pm.
Padma is a gold digging whore, such great values to pass on to your daughter! And I hope the Bravo people wisen up and get rid of this bitch, I have no idea what qualifies her to critique food. They should have her judge gold digging hookers who like old white men since that's all she's really qualified for!
AMEN! For her to cry about wanting privacy is priceless.
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 5:42pm.
sucky....becky's boyfriend was a hot piece, all dreamy and shit. but he died irl :(
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I just realized that he played Doyle from Angel. :(
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he he he ha ha ha
lol
you rock!
Well, I give her credit for choosing her baby daddy wisely. (Yes, I am jealous that she has access to dick of that socio-economic stratosphere)
Otherwise, I can't stand this stuck-up slut. I don't even think she's pretty. She looks like a rabbit.
WHO CARES!! MY BOYFRIEND THINKS THE SAME WITH ME. HE IS- A REAL WEALTHY GENTLEMAN. LOL. WE MET ONLINE AT- RI CH KI SS C O M, A NICE AND FREE PLACE FOR BEAUTIFUL HOT WOMEN AND QUALITY MEN. YOU CAN FIND YOUR IDEAL MATCH HERE TOO.
So she gave her daughter a male GOD'S name? Weird.
I don't understand people. If your relationship is so bad that you break up way before giving birth, maybe you should not have gotten knocked up in the first place!
Krishna is a guy's name. That's like naming your daughter Jesus.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 6:11pm.
Oh whatever, I'm not a racist, I'm a realist.
That is funny, except for the fact that they play that damn game with me.
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LOL! How do you think I got the idea:)
I like wasting rich people's money:)
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Another Gold-digger FAIL! She landed the brother not the main vein of gold. Dumbass.
* I just generally want to speak out to good-manners, wherever you are from. You treat waiters as you treat billionaires the same way. Have class and respect, no matter how stressed and bothered you are. Being important is nice, but being nice is more important.
That dude behind Padma looks exactly like one of my fashion victim ex-boyfriends. He always tried to go for a cutting edge look and always failed. Nice guy, though!
I don't understand mens' attraction to this tranny. She's tall and thin, but also ugly, gold digging, superior acting, for no good reason, and generally a complete and utter bitch. Where's the upside in even hitting it once?
I will give it to Padma, cause she is a beautiful woman. She is probably carrying her child the way Indian women carry their children in India. I'm sure it's fine.
boredasfuckyo..darling...not only are the call centers NOT in the Middle East but in a little country known as India, but your humor is painfully lame. Call centers! HAHAHA! OMG HAHA!
Err...dude, you are no MK.
Oh. Look. She is carrying her daughter in one of those slings that just had warning issued about it in the news. Infants suffocate in those. Newborns have poor head/neck control. The baby's chin falls forward on its chest and closes off the airway.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
I don't like her. Never have.
I don't see what the big deal about this bitch is. I'm sure she is eating up the attention that she is finally getting. It was especially interesting how all of the rag mags/websites drooled over this waste when she refused to name the dad for so long. People acting like she knows where the body of Jimmy Hoffa is or something, some big secret. I think she refused because she probably didn't know which fella it was...
Gold-digger alert.
Can someone tell me how Adam is an heir to the Dell fortune when it is Michael's company and not their father's? If anyone is an heir it would be the Michael's kids not his brother. So she will not be getting any of the Dell fortune. Unless Adam is apart of the company.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
fuckin hell... and she is one dumb bitch too... so another dummy rich asshole in the world
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The war isn't working.
posted by MK, ''That's a good one. I might use it. When the 500th telemarketer fucks with my life tonight by calling me, I'll just yell at them, "I have a newborn! I just want some peace and privacy!"
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agree, some ppl have no manners, especially bitch no one knows except in the NY State or other American parts, mouthing off like she was the Queen of england. No amount of fame anyhow, is an excuse to be a bloody bitch or arrogant to whoever.
Some guys will do anything to avoid having sex.
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 5:42pm.
sucky....becky's boyfriend was a hot piece, all dreamy and shit. but he died irl :(
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lol cakey I know. I thought he was ok. I would get mini boners for him when I was in my teens.
Money is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
shame on women for belittling themselves to get it on with either toothless athletes, senior granpa's, and bald and bellied George Costanzana's. EW, these women gross me out, get your own life and career and choose a hot, successful guy your age and equivalent, like me. ;)
Oh whatever, I'm not a racist, I'm a realist.
That is funny, except for the fact that they play that damn game with me. Like when they ask for my email. It's an old email, and i guess it sounds like scoobydoo, but its not scoobydoo. And so one dude is all, so why do you like scoobydoo? And started telling about how his neice likes scoobydoo. I was like no no, its not from scoobydoo as a matter of fact I hate scoobydoo, can you please tell me why my damn laptop is spazing out please? Then after I hang up, I'm thinking to myself, I didn't know they had ScoobyDoo in the middle east.
Saaaaay Maybe the Rich Dell brother, will let his Neice, work for his company for like 12 cents an hour like the other people in India he has working his tech support. ZING! Okay maybe that one was a little racist. I make myself sick.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 5:53pm.
RACIST!
That's funny. This is my new hobby. I call tech support (for anybody really) and ask :Where are you? (They're all over the damn place really, it's not just Pakistan but it is OFTEN Pakistan) and then I ask them what it's like there...did they go to school there, are they married, siblings, what's that like....? Do they like it there, do they wanna move, do they like their job...? It's awesome - it's like anthropology in a can:)
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I'm back...i have no idea who this girl is...a cook? lol. But the Dell guy, I know, and is serious business and brains.
DOES IT HAVE 8 ARMS???????
Dude, you're getting a Dell!
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 5:43pm.
He's rich. HE DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK GOOD.
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But think of the children, somebody think of the children. See Tater Tot, Jessica Alba's Kid, Bronx Mowgli...
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 5:42pm.
sucky....becky's boyfriend was a hot piece, all dreamy and shit. but he died irl :(
I just found out that he died like, last year, and he's been dead for nearly ten years! I was bummed! He really was rather dreamy..
Adam Dell could teach Jude Law how to be a decent father to an unexpected baby.
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"You don't fucking say.”
Horribly overrated, this one is.
RACIST!
That's funny. This is my new hobby. I call tech support (for anybody really) and ask :Where are you? (They're all over the damn place really, it's not just Pakistan but it is OFTEN Pakistan) and then I ask them what it's like there...did they go to school there, are they married, siblings, what's that like....? Do they like it there, do they wanna move, do they like their job...? It's awesome - it's like anthropology in a can:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Padma is a gold digging whore, such great values to pass on to your daughter! And I hope the Bravo people wisen up and get rid of this bitch, I have no idea what qualifies her to critique food. They should have her judge gold digging hookers who like old white men since that's all she's really qualified for!
CHA CHING! I knew Padma would come through.
Hate her purse.
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 5:43pm.
He's rich. HE DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK GOOD.
Well, atleast they're keeping it real and procreating with the same people that operate their tech support. Oh don't even try to give me a side eye and call me a racist. You know its true.
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