Thursday, March 18th 2010

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This hot young actor has all the girls swooning over his good looks, his cool manner, and his gorgeous hair. Too bad the latter isn’t all his. Yes, even men have their hair enhanced to make them always look like they’re a few weeks late for a trip to a barber. Don’t run your fingers through this guy’s hair, though. If you get caught in the Virgin Indian Remy, he might bite you. (Blind Gossip)

RPattz's magical unicorn forest is 100% natural! Every time a Twihard screeches his name one of his follicles grows half an inch. So I don't think it's RPattz. I'll go with Ian Somerhalder from The Vampire Diaries?

This (ditzy) movie A-List actress smoked so much pot in her honey wagon on the set of one of her films that the company that rented the trailer had to rip all the carpet out and repaper the walls. They demanded that the studio collect the money from the actress, but the studio is nervous about pissing her off because for some inextricable reason she still brings seats into the theaters, so they put the responsibility back on the rental company. They say it’s up to the rental company to collect the money and now the jilted business is threatening to out the actress’ little habit. Not Charlize Theron. (BuzzFoto)

Well, when you google "ditzy stoner" Anna Faris' picture comes up second! But I'll still guess Cameron Diaz?

Which comic and former TV star gets his kicks by calling phone sex lines? A neighbor mistakenly got his phone bill and saw over a thousand dollars in charges. What’s the deal with that? (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Leave Conan O'Brien alone! He has a lot of free time now. What else is he supposed to do?

This about to hit A list television actress on a fairly new hit network show shocked all of her fellow cast and the crew after she was handed a cup of coffee by a production assistant. After the production assistant had walked away, she had a sip, turned around and said, "that f**king n***er can't even make a cup of coffee. They should fire him." You could have heard a pin drop. (CDAN)

Does that fug monster from High Society count?

Posted by: Michael K


#2 Cameren or Kate hudson

freshfacestripper's picture

Jules is an asshole!

MyFingersHurt's picture

Yes, "What's the deal with that?" = Definitely Jerry Seinfeld. How can that one even be considered a blind item from that source? Very obvious!

I want to know who the rest are!

LisaRose's picture

If RPattz's hair is fake, that is one bad weave! Time to stop talking about Brit's weave and let's concentrate on this one for awhile...

madam ex's picture

Theres a movie coming out and I cant for the life of me remember whos in it, all female and they said they used the Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill, so Im guessing one of those whores. (Honey Wagon was my tip off).

vidz's picture

I LOVE me some Ian Somerhalder. don't think it's him though. Also, I think no.1 is fucking made up fakery. Rpatz's hair is too greasy to be fake.

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pixie-stix's picture

The ditzy A-list has gotta be Cameron Diaz. She's as dizzy as they come.

pixie-stix's picture

The ditzy A-list has gotta be Cameron Diaz. She's as dizzy as they come.

I agree w/ it not being Ian. He's like 30-something and doesn't even have a lot of hair. I would think more people would swoon over his eyes vs. his hair.

Romy's picture

Number 1 must be Beeeehl from True Blood. Bill always looks like he got some kind of bangs pasted on his head, to cover up the bald spot. I wouldn't call it 'gorgeous hair' though. But the cool manner and the tendency to bite are there.

mslewis's picture

For #2 . . . there is no way Anna Faris is A-List and she doesn't put butts in the seats; neither does Kate Hudson. I'm going to agree with sushi and say Ms. Barrymore. I don't think Drew considers pot a drug.

I also have to say that I think #4 is that Michele person from Glee. She seems to be quite the nasty little diva. The producers need to check her sorry ass, and soon.

MeThatsWho's picture

What's the deal with... was always Jerry Seinfeld's shtick. Or it could be Howie Mandel. He has a germ phobia so that could explain why he only has sex over the phone.

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chit i went to chatroulette and that place is crazy...some little kid was on there..im like get your ass to bed...and the next guy was around his 20's....in bed...

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Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

The comic/former TV star is Jerry Seinfeld, as the HUGE frakkin' clue was "What's the deal with that?"

And as for the racist newly-A-list TV star, I'm sorry to say that I think it might be Lea Michele from Glee. Eek.

Everyone else I have no clue, except I think the fake-hair guy might be Bradley Cooper.

It's not impossible for a guy in his early twenties to start balding (like Patrick Stewart), but it is rare. I think Pattinson's is real. So I'll got with Somerhalder.

Miami's picture

Pattinson's hair is not fake.

The ditz I would say is Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz. I don't know how either was in a commercial, let alone box office movies. I guess the casting couch works.

cornpone's picture

i am not sure 1 is ian somerhalder. he is like mid-thirties which is considered "old-er" in the industry. robert pattinson probably colors his hair but i dont think it is fake

angel_i's picture

He looks like Madonna like that.

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Submitted by Pamela on Thu, 03/18/2010 - 6:29pm.

I LOVE Ian Somerhalder
, he gives me the vapors in a major way as my gram would say. How come I never see guys that look like him just walking around, in the gym or where ever?

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This about to hit A list television actress on a fairly new hit network show shocked all of her fellow cast and the crew after she was handed a cup of coffee by a production assistant. After the production assistant had walked away, she had a sip, turned around and said, "that f**king n***er can't even make a cup of coffee. They should fire him." You could have heard a pin drop. (CDAN)

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Omg. That is so two decades ago.

Can someone please tell me who this bitch is so I can ban all her shit please???

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z-listed's picture

I was just about to say ditzy actress + pot = Drew Barrymore in my book. But I see Sushi beat me to it.

Ditzy actress smoking weed? I say Drew Barrymore.

Big Tittied Frog's picture

1. Zac Efron
2. Kind of agree with Michael...but does Diaz sell tickets anymore? Her movies tank.
3. Dave Chappelle. I feel like Seinfeld is so damn rich that the odds of his mail getting mixed up is not likely. Chappelle lives in a college town in Ohio.
4. ???

silvarga's picture

Ok# 3 is definitely Jerry Seinfeld. one of his tag lines is "What Is The Deal With This/That?"

I'd like to know who #4 is...

kate773's picture

#3 is definitely Seinfeld. His whole schtick is "And what's the deal with..."

mike's picture

No way Anna Farris is A-list.

There are still phone sex lines?!?!?

I was going to post something about that third item, but decided against it, and there is no way to delete an item altogether. *hangs head in shame*

Mother Superior's picture

There are wallpaper and carpet inside of actors' trailers? This is more posh than my flat...

MuffinAmy's picture

@alix, right? 'course it's Jerry! Ewwww.

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Mrs. Voorhees's picture

#1 is Fyvush Finkel.

Pamela's picture

I LOVE Ian Somerhalder, he gives me the vapors in a major way as my gram would say. How come I never see guys that look like him just walking around, in the gym or where ever?

Sayonara's picture

1. Not him! His hair always look dirty.

2. Don't know.

3. George Lopez. By the way, the neighbor knew that it wasn't his phone bill. Ol nosy ass!

4. Don't know. All she had to do was say cream no sugar, or three sugars and half & half, etc. Punk Ass Trick talked s*it when he was not there.

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Rosemary Young's picture

Comic calling sex lines = Jerry Seinfeld? (often used line, "what's the deal with that?" on his old show)

BTW it should say "inexplicable reason" not "inextricable" in the pot item.

Alix's picture

"What's the deal with that?" Even I can figure it out -- Jerry Seinfeld!
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TexnDoc's picture

Betty White for 2 and 4? No!