Friday, March 19th 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Balian Buschbaum, German pole vaulter and former female

Balian was born Yvonne Buschbaum and he retired from pole vaulting in 2007 so that he could flip the switch and turn his precious flower into a mighty trunk. Yes, the pole vaulter got a pole of his very own! AND HOW! This is The Crying Out "YES" Game! If you're genitals aren't with me on that one, take your pants off and then click through his picture gallery.

And just for reference, this is what Balian looked like when he was Yvonne:

I'd pole vault it then, now or whenever. I'm not sure what "I'd pole vault it" actually means, but I'd still do it even though it sounds painful.

(For Mel)

Posted by: Michael K


somebody needs to update that wikipedia page. with lots of photos. total HOTNESS!!!!!! i am in love! (and yes, i saw the official website photos...i just want to see MORE!!!!)

Soultonic's picture

My friend is strictly a top and to be honest he's a fucking freak.

Soultonic's picture

ooops double post

TheBreakdown's picture

Soultonic!

That ambiguous post must be explained!

Why/how was it the best sex he'd ever had? Was he fine with there being no cockery? Was the FTM a power bottom? Is your friend into trannies and did not realize?

True sluts wanna know!!!

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Soultonic's picture

My gay friend had sex with a female-to-male tranny who you would never have guessed was born a female. Anyway, her genitals where still of a woman (basically she still had a vagina) but everything else was man. My friend said it was the best sex he ever had.

Slutleena's picture

I didn't read the post just looked at the pictures at first. The bottom one I sat there pondering why a man was wearing a womans two piece track outfit. It's strange how almost every woman I've seen go through a sex change comes out looking exactly like a man but men it's kind of like a roll of the dice during their sex change. They either look like a woman or a line backer.

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deez's picture

Fucking A, that guy is hot stuff. Even the before pic...still looks like a guy (looking past the outfit).

I'm going back to stare at his photo.

mutlee's picture

Yo what the fuck. I can't believe this shit.
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sofster101's picture

would've never thought that was a girl had i not read the post and saw the before pic.

Noelegy's picture

I have a cousin who transitioned FTM several years ago. In this person's case, just as with Balian, it totally made more sense for her to be a "him."

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Anonymouse73's picture

Wow! He made the right decision. Totally.

Spacedong> I am all for free expression and everything, but is there any possible way you can make your avatars a little less graphic? I know we are naughty on here, but I don't want people thinking I'm looking at porn!

BBGemini's picture

WOW!!!! SOOOO FREAKING GORGEOUS!!

beebob's picture

Wow he/she makes a mighty fine looking man! I'm wondering though is he all there down there? I mean if not that'd be a deal breaker for me at least.

as nice as he looks.. sorry - no - i read the website and it's SOOO cheesy.. i guess some attributes will never change.

Fronika's picture

Show us the cock, then I'll give my opinion.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Emeriesan's picture

That's a very successful tranformation. the title of Hot Slut is literally deserved here.

azgirl's picture

He is so hot!

So how does the penis look or work? Do they do a transplant from a donor? Not sure how that part works.

See You Next Tuesday's picture

Damn, MK should have issued a warning that there were no pics of his new junk in that link. *pouts*

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

DESIGNER GENES's picture

HOT DIGGITY DAYUM!!!!!

"SHE'S BLIND, YOU JACKALS!"

MooseMama's picture

WOW
I mean just WOW
I think Im in love he's so hot
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I would hit it.

I'd tap that.

StewieGriffin's picture

Female to male trannies always come out looking hot. Too bad the peen always comes out looking all sorts of Frankenstein.

LunaChick's picture

Wow - that's one of the best changes I've seen. Yes, I'd hit it.
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justincase's picture

You are extra funny today MK and for what it's worth, I would hit it too.

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Wasn't much of a difference it seems. But wow... he looks great. Wonder what the peen looks like.

Erika_Leigh's picture

holy shit that's one of the best transformations i've ever seen. he's hot. does he have a penis now... is it working! wow science amazes me. since men age better i think i'll transform to a dude when i start to get old hmmmm

Erika_Leigh's picture

holy shit that's one of the best transformations i've ever seen. he's hot. does he have a penis now... is it working! wow science amazes me. since men age better i think i'll transform to a dude when i start to get old hmmmm

gines's picture

is there a dong? no? yes? that is one fine looking man.

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TheBreakdown's picture

bambam:

It is not about his attraction. It is about his sexual identity and what he feels that is.

Because no one on here can even confirm which gender he is attracted to.

But knowing the sluts on here, we would probably all hit it.

Repeatedly.

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Snarf's picture

Really wasn't much of a leap, was it?

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bambam's picture

Wouldn't it be fucked up if he got the sex change and found out he was straight all along?

Wonder Woman's picture

soooo...is he into women? men? trans?

his pics are yum yum..too bad no nudes =(

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moomarse's picture

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 9:45am.
You mean there's a difference between before and after? Cuz I ain't seeing one.

I agree with you ~ no diff to me.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

TheBreakdown's picture

CholaMom:

Don't question it. As I like to say:

Just go with the heaux flow.

You will be ASSimilated.

Bring your dildo along if necessary!

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Wonder Woman's picture

WOW....id tap that..he is yummy!!!

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melmez's picture
Dgrin's picture

wow,has a more athletic male figure and body hair than many of my guy friends have:
http://www.fischerverlage.de/sixcms/media.php/15/u1_978-3-8105-2619-9.jp...
looking hot, a little like that Bear Grylls guy though I dunno if that's good or bad,

CholaMom's picture

I'm beginning to question my own sexuality because I'm kinda turned on right now.

toni's picture

They feed them hormones when they arent even into puberty, so it's no surprise. There's a dcoumentary on Russian athletes who were born females but were give synthetic testosterone, they are all a mess, and have all kinds of health probs. I wonder if this dude has one of those dicks that get pumped up or is like Buck Angel?

WinnieT's picture

HOLY SHIT!!

OT: What the fuck?? I can only post on here if I'm not on Firefox?? Lame.

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Bowchickawawa's picture

Ya, he looks hot and all but I wouldn't want to tango with what's in his man-panties. The artificially constructed phallus isn't too pretty. Look here only if you don't have a weak stomach...

http://www.transgenderzone.com/features/mitchftm.htm

Mitch has photos of his va-jay-jay to trouser snake transformation that show the various inbetween stages.

vidz's picture

LOOKS LIKE A MORE BUTCH VERSION OF BEAR GRYLLZ!!!

Excellent transformation, cant even guess he used to be a woman. Love the crinkles around the eyes. also I dont think she has had much surgery, nothing in the facial region.

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Neverevenknewhim's picture

Are you SURE MK??

Youri's picture

Yeah, but how big is the peen?

Soultonic's picture

What a stud! Hot! What I'd like to know is if he is straight or gay?

vidz's picture

Portia de Rossi just came.

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stefystef's picture

Wow, I have to say he/she got really good surgery and took to it well.
Perhaps natural Yvonne had more testosterone than average woman so it made this transformation easier.

At anyway, there is no telling that he was once a female. Fantastic job. And good looking guy too. I wouldn't hit it, but I know most of you Dlisted whore would *LOL*

Someone should hook up Mickey Rourke with Balian's plastic surgery team because he needs help badly.

And give Chazz Bono that number too, while you are at it.

Once again, Michael K, reporting the news worth reporting. Thank you *s*

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You mean there's a difference between before and after? Cuz I ain't seeing one.

kanderso's picture

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1228/1241205432_3aa6899afd_o.jpg

She was actually a kind of cute girl, too. Not feminine, obviously, but cute.

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