Friday, March 19th 2010

Jesse James Needs A Lobotomy

If Jesse James stuck his unprotected dick in a pile of crack whore shit while getting done in the ass by a grenade held by a gorilla with carpal-tunnel, it would've been a better decision than fucking on this gutter skank pig. Not only is Bombshell McGee going to be known as Jesse James' biggest mistake, but her nickname is going to replace the word trash. And let's all take out the Bombshell to the nearest dumpster. Jesse, pack your shit, because you're coming to.

TMZ got their hands on these charming pictures of Bombshell McGee posing as some kind of morning-shift Nazi prostitute. Mel Gibson just downloaded the entire set to his cell phone.

If this picture doesn't make you want to exchange your tainted eyeballs for a pair of fresh new ones, the rest of this piece of trash's story will. Radar obtained court documents from Bombshell's divorce and custody battle with her ex-husband Ronald Shane Modica. Yes, Bombshell is a mother to two children. Suddenly OctoMom's horns have magically turned into a gold halo.

Ronald alleges in the documents that Bombshit is a white supremacist who has a magnet on her refrigerator that spells out "white power." And I don't think she's referring to the international treasure that is Betty White.

The documents also state that Bombskank regularly makes the Nazi salute and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach. One of her sons, Elijah, is Jewish and she thinks it's a barrel of fucking laughs when she makes the Nazi salute. Bombwhore also strips under the name "Avery," which is her other son's name. Ronald adds in his declaration, “I believe that Michelle is mentally ill and should be in the care of a therapist which the court ordered her to see, but she refuses to do so. She is supposed to take medication for bi polar disorder but she doesn’t.”

Suddenly, we now know why Cinnabun keeps quitting Jesse James. Could you look at someone who humped on this landfill?

Posted by: Michael K


theresapop's picture

I dont think Sandy is a racist u cant label her that just cause her husband associated with skin heads in his youth and his early years as a custom bike builder...Just like any young person who has associated with gang members it doesnt make it right but if u did it in ur past u cant hide it...its one thing to be around it its another to get sucked into it...some people are able to be on the fringe of these groups without being fully involved they dont judge people for it because it does exist...it just doesnt affect them in anyway...some people are just good at separating who they associate with outside of their home from family life...almost like the politician who votes no on gay rights but have gay inclinations yet have a wife and kids and to them a perfect family life it doesnt make it right but it happens...Im sure if he had racist leanings he most likely explained them away to Sandra and since they where both in romance mode she believed him...it looks like she believed in alot of things that are obviously now not true...im sure she believed he would stay true to their marriage vows and well we all know how that went....also i dont believe she is a racist only because she is best friends with George Lopez if u know anything about these two she pushed for abc to give him his own show she even invested her own money as a producer to get it made...and she has said again and again the reason she knew it would be a success is because she did not see a Latino voice on television being represented....again if she was racist why would she care about the latino voice being represented at all...she and George Lopez made Latino television history...there has only been 2 other latinos that have headlined their own tv shows 1 desi arnas I love luscy 2 freddie prinze chico and the man and 3 george lopez for the george lopez show....also she has pushed for alot of her costars that are non whites to get cast along side her....Benjamin Bratt, Regina King

buddhistgirl69's picture

This shit should take the "America's Sweetheart" Title away from Sandy once and for all... give it back to Betty White! How did she marry this Nazi and not know what he was? I think she is in hiding because she was selling a bill of goods that was false. What if this had surfaced last month? Would all the Jewish people who belong to the Academy of Arts and Sciences have voted for her...Hell NO! No wonder Jesse James looked uncomfortable at awards ceremonies... he was surrounded by blacks, hispanics and jews. He probably took a bleach bath when he got home. They should take the Academy Award away and say they had a recount... give it to Gabourey!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 2:17am.

And so how does she explain this picture?
She thought that was a pinwheel on her armband?
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Somehow, I don't think she puts too much thought into a whole lot of stuff beyond her 15 minutes of 'fame'.

Andy Warhol was right.

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Well, someone pass me a dick, 'cause she makes me gayer than a motherfucker.~ BangoSkank

angel_i's picture

And so how does she explain this picture?
She thought that was a pinwheel on her armband?

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

I honestly do not know why wealthy and powerful guys like the sleazy women-look at Tiger Woods and now JJ. She is disgusting, and this ho is contradicting herself left and right-she is not 24, she is atleast 32, and she claims to have a 4 year degree and to have completed two years of medical school. I bet most of this is BS-how embarassing to lie about your 'credentials.'And she has kids?? Are you kidding me? Jesse should clearly be embarrassed by this one. If you're going to cheat on your spouse, do it with someone who has some class and isn't a walking STD. Gross.
And you can see her incision scars around her nipples and she has stretch marks since her implants are too big- frankenboobs big time.

didimao's picture

Here I thought that WP on this crack whore's legs stood for white trash pig. I was wrong.

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cprincess's picture

Aside from being a skank ho-this person is supposed to be fit to be a mother by virtue of the fact she has a womb?
Where are all the nut case prolife lunatics now who care so much about kids!
Oh I forgot-they only have a love affair with a fetus-once its born they dont give a shit...
By the way -this pic is definitly before she had her crappy titty job done......

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

the.sack.of.culture's picture

If we agree to have Tila Tequila back can we make this hideous skank go away?

theresapop's picture

This chick makes his ex-wife porn star look like a saint and Miss America...beside the ex-porn wife was pretty hot before she got all the tats...some tats are ok on a pretty girl...sometimes though i will say if u where blessed with real and i mean real beauty not plastic fake shit beauty...why fuck it up with tattoos...girl u got it made u dont have to be found interesting or edgy or any of that shit if ur a true beauty all u need to be is smart and everything else will fall into place...now speaking of ugly girls with tattoos same goes for u too...yeah u will have to be a tad more smarter than the pretty girl..u will also have to be a tad of a smart ass and witty as hell then u too will get a pass u will gain a ton of sassy boy-friends just dont confuse them for real boyfriend...but oyyyyveyyyyy this bitch with her fake ass blue contacts please sister!!!!! this bitch tried to catch the suicide girls gravy train but got rejected cause first shes fucking old and the bitch is not just ugly but that forehead tattoo takes the cake...maybe she was trying to cover the meth/face sores...fuck she makes sonia from operation repo fucking look like the prom queen yeah shes a fatty but if she got the rid of all that fat she would still be prettier than this piece of shit..

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leica-----my thoughts exactly about sandra....she should be enjoying this time instead of having to hide so the tabs dont fuck with her...sad sad sad all those years of hard work she did just so fuck jessie could really really just fuck all her achievement away with of all things this!!!! i mean really i would have given him a pass if he fucked marilyn manson!!!

Submitted by lora on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:24pm.

PEOPLE!! Michelle BombShits TWITTER is @MichelleSinai if u guys have a twitter show her some "love" some of the comments on here are lol!
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I checked it out and someone said it's @EvilCunt

allibaba's picture

Bahahaha!!!!! MK, I think I love you.

Chesty La Rue's picture

She is more up Jesse James' alley anyway. This is a blessing disguise.

piedlourde's picture

That's horrible! The bra and the swastika armband isn't the same shade of red!

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"If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!" — Professor Farnsworth

i just read something today (cannot remember the site, think it was The Superficial) that there is some proof that this skank is hardcore friends w/ Jesse's imprisoned ex wife. the comments state that Jesse's ex wife convinced this skank to fuck up Jesse and Sandra;s marriage as payback for Sandra's active part in Jesse winning full custody of the daughter.

k, now, none of this is proven, but i had to think for a bit, in real life, have i observed LONG TERM vengeful catty subterfuge like this? unfortunately, yes.

now, again, idk if this is true in any way, but the close friendship b/w skank and ex-wife is suggested to be well known in the porn community as they both worked in the same porn company and were "close" (oxymoron, i know, i know) friends.

i have been hearing/reading that said skank 'knew' what Jesse "liked" from jump, almost as if she was informed. but idk. who knows. just adds another dimension to this real-time porn story.

Is it just me, or does this write-up not sound like MK? Sounds a bit too angry to me. MK's usually kinder to gold-diggas.

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 2:17pm.

Submitted by hannahsatana on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:36pm.

Why can't we just all forgive the Nazi's? Hasn't it been long enough?
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For true. What Would Jesus Do?
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What would Bacon Jesus do ?

Fry 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

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What about Banana Jesus?
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Flip the switch!

Cake666's picture

Are we sure this isn't Kat von D pre plastic surgery?

B!i!i!iD~
For your health.

Inflatuated's picture

possible interpretations of the WP on Bombshit's legs:

Without Pride

Waste pile

Worthless Parasite

Somebody done somebody wrong, and as the skanky shameless Bombshit has never hid her lack of morals, I'd say the JJ is the betrayer.

Sandra is a winner in so many ways and is better off without that loser in her life.

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

biatchyagain's picture

JJ just fucked a HUGE blip on the Homeland Security Radar and I am glad he did because now they can track down all these extremist assholes!

fulgora77's picture

Her skin looks like tissue paper that was balled up and flattened out again. She needs photoshop...or a paper bag.

turn around Sandra, walk away, don't look back.
God what a fucking LOSER!

Frost's picture

Banana Jesus always splits.

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Vermithrax's picture

...btw, what a fucking skank.

Vermithrax's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 3:49pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 2:17pm.

Submitted by hannahsatana on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:36pm.

Why can't we just all forgive the Nazi's? Hasn't it been long enough?
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For true. What Would Jesus Do?
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What would Bacon Jesus do ?

Fry 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

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What about Banana Jesus?

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DON'T YOU BRING BANANA JESUS INTO THIS!

Nyah's picture

Seriously as soon as I saw the nickname she had given him, "Vanilla Gorilla", I knew she was a racist whore.

Nyah's picture

Seriously as soon as I saw the nickname she had given him, "Vanilla Gorilla", I knew she was a racist whore.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 2:17pm.

Submitted by hannahsatana on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:36pm.

Why can't we just all forgive the Nazi's? Hasn't it been long enough?
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For true. What Would Jesus Do?
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What would Bacon Jesus do ?

Fry 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

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What about Banana Jesus?

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

lalolita's picture

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 3:15pm.

Clearly, MK no likey this slag eh? *Landfill*

Radar have a copy of the letter Sandra wrote to the judge about his ex wife. After all that, the cocktard throws it all away on a slattern even worse than he claims his ex wife is.

And considering Sandra was out of town at the time, who was watching the kid when all this shagging and consuming was going on?

If I were Jesse J, I'd slice my own dick off.

Sandra's letter
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wow, what a douche bag! I can't believe it. She puts a lot of effort in the well being of his kids, and he goes and does this!!

I hope he uses a rusty spoon when he decides to scoop out his balls.

no me jodas!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Lory on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 3:34pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:31pm.

This just adds more evidence to my file in Jesse's defense. SoR-RaY!
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What's in that file, Angel?
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Mostly that this is a crazy woman who, quite likely, could have profited from a connection with this man and he wouldn't/couldn't give her that profit above board - they both got pissed off, behaved badly, and she decided to take it out in a pound of flesh.

It's just how I'm hearing the story roll out...his apology too...a lot of people read into his lack of "love my family and my wife" as distance....for some reason I read it as something that didn't actually come into question...

The thing with a guy like Jesse is that you could accuse him of anything and most people would jump to your defense just for his history...I'm not saying it's not possible, I'm just saying that predators work in mysterious ways.

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Somewhere, Tiger Woods breathes a sigh of relief. The public outrage over this makes him look like Mother Theresa.

Lory's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:31pm.

This just adds more evidence to my file in Jesse's defense. SoR-RaY!
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What's in that file, Angel?

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Let me dirty up your mind.

lalolita's picture

her twitter is evilcunt, at least she admits it.

http://twitter.com/EvilCunt

poor Sandy :(
no me jodas!

Lory's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:31pm.

This just adds more evidence to my file in Jesse's defense. SoR-RaY!
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What's in that file, Angel?

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Sandbitch's picture

Clearly, MK no likey this slag eh? *Landfill*

Radar have a copy of the letter Sandra wrote to the judge about his ex wife. After all that, the cocktard throws it all away on a slattern even worse than he claims his ex wife is.

And considering Sandra was out of town at the time, who was watching the kid when all this shagging and consuming was going on?

If I were Jesse J, I'd slice my own dick off.

Sandra's letter
http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/SandraBullock.pdf

tangerine's picture

That's Ok Leica, that was a time in my life that I am not proud of, but it did happen and I do not deny it. I was also very young.

I am now 30 years old, happily married, and preggo with my first baby, a little girl, whom I will do anything in my power to protect her from the kind of life I had to lead and to protect her from women like this.

The world can be such a horrible and beautiful place at the same time. ::sigh::

not shocked's picture

She is indeed a self-hating biological Jew who models for various bands and clothing companies and is the hot signature babe for the White Power/White Nationalist/White Pride/Aryan Nations/Aryan Brotherhood/Neo Nazis/Skinheads/Angry White Movements. Those thug supporters of hers are all over the racists forums right now talking about how JJ is not 'down with our people' and how he 'better watch his back'. She is 1000% nasty.

WHOIS:
MichelleBombshell.com
Michelle Sinai
1251 N. Vulcan ave Encinitas, CA 92024 US
Phone: +1.6196720344
Email: michelle.bombshell@yahoo.com

friendlyskies's picture

Chlyn: Maybe they were just installing tiles or something, but we always believed that Sandra was playing for the other team....realize this scandal can be looked at as a business deal gone bad.

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Hmm....she did get "blindsided" at the perfect time to promote her movie. And certainly Nazi Girl is getting paid. But... what would JJ get out of it? Sandra's like a feminist heroine, she's Miss Congeniality and blows up buildings in real life. So all the tough women have a grrrl crush on her... yeah, never mind his career, James is going to get shanked. Anniston's fans don't blow shit up and drive trucks, they write poetry and volunteer at animal shelters. JJ would have had to understand the difference going in.

carefreea's picture

I looked up her So Cal page. It's worth the view if only because her age fuckery comes out and she's apparently a MA student.

Also, another Jewish related question. I thought you couldn't be buried in a Jewish cemetery if you had any tattoos? Is that true?

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Fronika's picture

If she's not Jewish, then her son isn't either.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Skank reminds me of a hard core Vicky Valencourt
in the Waterboy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uqsy2eue24

WTFOMGLOL's picture

Submitted by hannahsatana on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 12:36pm.

Why can't we just all forgive the Nazi's? Hasn't it been long enough?
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For true. What Would Jesus Do?
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What would Bacon Jesus do ?

Fry 'em all and let God sort 'em out.

chinlee3's picture

Spider web tats used to mean you were AB/KKK and had killed a minority way back when. Then they meant you had done time. And now they mean nothing since they are one of the favorite tattoos du jour that anyone can get at their corner tattoo parlor to look all hard and gangster like. She might have AB under her arm pits with the razor and the brass knuckles, can't tell. The meaning of all that ink can be summed up into three words. LOW SELF WORTH.

applejones's picture

Here's the thing...everyone's all "I feel so sorry for Sandy" and I'm like I don't, karma's a bitch! He was still married when he hooked up with Sandra Bullock and his then-wife was seven months pregnant. It doesn't make it right but if the dude you're fucking has a wife what makes you think he won't be fucking someone else after you've become the Mrs.?________________________________________________
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Frost's picture

Did anyone catch her name as being listed as Michelle Sinai on Twitter? Two possibilities.

She married/had a kid with a self-identifying ethnic Jew or a person from the camps that don't believe Jewishness comes strictly from the mother (reform, liberal).

She's a self-hating Jew. The bright blue contacts, WP tatts and fuckery, and claiming to be Amish might all be for shock, but might be to make sure she's read as "really white."

Pestilence Puss here likely covered the swastika on her gut because no club would hire her with it. She kept the WP on the back of her knees because A. no one would know immediately what it was and B. no man in a titty bar would be looking at her face or legs.

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Whatever's picture

Mel Gibson is getting very horny looking at this nazi wanna-be.

leica's picture

W.P. = Wart Puss

TheBreakdown's picture

This is the kind of ho that you cannot bring home, show off to your friends, or even take out for a beer.

Who in their right minds would want to be seen with something so utterly foul-looking?

And I am not talking about her tattoos either. Because I have friends that have beautiful tattoos plastered over their bodies. But the difference is that theirs are tasteful and accentuate their bodies and face.

This hussy's tattoos are failing on every level to bring beauty into her rancid existence.

If she called out for THE PRECIOUS, I would not be shocked!

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URFUG's picture

It was bad and now it's gotten worse!

JJ must be rolling over in his grave about this, and he isn't even dead yet.

See You Next Tuesday's picture

Aren't spiderweb tattoos also associated with white power or the aryan nation?

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

MickeyHolland's picture

Damn, I will have to change my first name now. There is no way I would ever want to have anything in common with this Antichrist.