Katherine Hagel's Dress Tries To Jump Ship
Katherine Hagel is more annoying than a mosquito buzzing in your ear while you're trying to sleep (speaking from experience), so it's no surprise that her dress tried to leave her ass at ShoWest in Las Vegas yesterday.
Hagel went onstage to accept the award for Most Ungrateful Ho In Hollywood when her dress strap snapped and her chichi almost came piling out. Billy Bush, who presented Hagel with the award, had to hold her dress strap up so that she could give her acceptance speech without flashing a nip at the audience.
That dress must have been a terrible person in a past life to deserve this.
Actually, now that I look at the picture above I think the dress was left destroyed after it took a peek at the "I Dream of Jeannie" beauty behind Hagel. Me too, Dress. Me too.
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Billy Bush finally finds a job he's qualified for... and geez, she smells like she's been smoking in a closet.
she needs to go back to blonde!
Whoa. She needs to go back to blond ASAP. The dark hair highlights every shadow, wrinkle and puffiness in her face.
Oh look how cute, they both have the same plastic surgeon.
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For your health.
what? i was distracted by the vision with the white genie ponytail....
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anyone know what label her shoes are?
Yawn! It has been done to death, find something more creative already. Sheesh!
Probably staged...anyways I was distracted by the woman behind her and that ponytail gone wild
Urgh she looks terrible with that hair color. Old and kind of like one of those mexican cholas you see on the metro bus in LA who try to look like a white chick but didnt quite get it right. She looks old too. Terrible idea.
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Intentional.
I have never, in my 39 years on this planet, had a garment fall apart so strategically. I can't even think of any time I've had a garment fall apart while i was wearing it.
Who's the hawt troll girl behind her?
I think Billy Bush cut that strip off on purpose first :P
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Hey, check out the hem on that dress. Oof.
oops!
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
plastic surgery fail.
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now, time to go rinse my brain out with some psychic mind-wash. lemony fresh!
wait a minute.... first umbrella holders, now dress strap holders? fuck....
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Billy Bush was a good sport to do that. I'm not sure I would have been as accommodating.
How does the strap on your dress snap?
To tight?
Why does Baby Spice look like she's trying to hold in a really juicy fart?
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Is that Amy Sedaris behind her?
can't stand her, so ha ha
Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 10:42am.
Hey jack, we may have to volunteer our expert opinions for this " study". http://www.kcra.com/news/22880443/detail.html
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I shall rally the troops.
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Hey jack, we may have to volunteer our expert opinions for this " study". http://www.kcra.com/news/22880443/detail.html *********************************************************************************************** Are you addressing me? Well lick it, stamp it and mail it to someone who gives a shit.
Balian, post surgery, has more tits then her!
You can see from photos before the malfunction, that the dress was too tight in the bust area.
Haute Couture is very well made I can see. Good thing the designers only loan her the dress, and she pays nothing.
how badly made was this dress? anyways the timing was a little too perfect, it would had snapped before like getting out of the car
it just weird because if it was altered no person that sews would had done that bad a job even with hand sowing
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
The best I've seen her look as a brunette. Ashley Judd-ish in a few pics, though not nearly as hot as Ashley Judd, of course.
r.i.p., Alex Chilton
Blonde or brunette she is a hot ass mess and I have never seen the appeal.
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I like her. Saw the ugly truth the other day and she was far more preferable to that douchebag Gerald Butler.
The hair colour's a little harsh on her, mind. I'd guess she's a nondescript mousey hair colour naturally.
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How would a strap like that even break? she's not even that booblicious. That being said, she looks fabulous.
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Someone needs to tell this human ashtray that her new hair color adds about 15 years to her age looks-wise.
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Looks suspicious to me. It's not like she has Salma-sized chichi's trying to bust loose, nor spaghetti straps on the dress. Stunt.
To err is human, but it feels divine. - Mae West
It seems like she was aiming for a classic Hollywood look, but she was trying to make it contemporary. I actually like this broad. Nice hair and nice dress! :)
I believe brunette is her natural hair color.
I prefer Heigl as a brunette. The blond look was unappealing.
This has publicity stunt written allover it.
I read Marilyn Monroe pulled that off more successfully in 1957!!!!!
Anyway I am not digging the dark hair and Kim KardASSian weave on this ho either.
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What in heck kindof hairstyle is that?
I don't guess I would mind seeing her boob. But man that last thumb is making me wanna stab somebody...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
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cute dress.
How tight was that dress, if a strap that thick would break?
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