Friday, March 19th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Your Latest Acid Trip


We all need to move to Japan and get jobs as Don Drapers, because it's obvious that they encourage you to eat LSD tabs during brainstorming sessions. That's the only way I can explain this trippy, terrifying commercial starring a broken-hearted boy (who is trespassing, by the way), an Adrien Brody look-alike and a bag of drugs masquerading as chips.

Actually, there's another explanation as to why this commercial is a total mind fuck: IT'S FROM JAPAN.

via Buzzfeed

Posted by: Michael K


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It is damn near 6am in Berlin and I should be asleep but am I?

Hell to the naw!

And I have to fly out this bitch this afternoon!

Woe is me!

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Hi everyone! Hope you all are having a good weekend. Sunday night and no body around... hmmmm....where are you hiding?

Winnyfranfran's picture

Oh my god!

speakit's picture

this place is dead again.

cappy, why is your d time up? oh well, i guess you won't be answering that. lol

beakers bitch's picture

TITS, I just caught this now. I love watching clips on the Comedy Network, but they really need to make it easier to find what you're looking for! I can't find it, but I saw the title of the vid on the Comedy Central site and it was enough to make me LOL.

TITS's picture

bb the dark side of chatR

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/05/jon-stewart-chatroulette_n_4867...

or in canada well, good fucking luck finding it on the fucking http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/

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Internet fakers:
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'nite ese and everybody. my time here is done also.

i'm leaving the D. a final 'cheers' to you all. aces.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 2:06am.
beaker's bitch: It's a miracle! I don't hate people anymore! Thank you!

:)

LOL, you're welcome :) That dude is too funny. Hope he posts more.

angel_i's picture

BYEEEEE, ESE!

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

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beaker's bitch: It's a miracle! I don't hate people anymore! Thank you!

:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

off to pee and go to sleep(hopefully in that order!), folks!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srgi2DkDbPU

see ya all later!!

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

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LOL@bb: that's hilarious!

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

peopleperson's picture

This is an even better one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avB2v-ZlzfY&feature=related
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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:46am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:42am.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:35am.

all i'm saying is that... nevermind... i enjoy your company and i don't want to piss you off... i like being easy breazy here.... it's all for fun for me

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no, don't half ass it. don't chicken out. if you have something to say, say it. you won't piss me off.
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nope, not doing this(well, not drunk)... i'd prefer if it just drops... i'm sorry i brought it up... i apologize

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

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This is for the hos that were talking about ChatRoulette before......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vpgNiAH60

peopleperson's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:45am.

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Highly recommend seeing him live whatever band he plays with but he is about to do a solo thing again which is even better. He dates back to Nirvana and Screaming Trees days.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:42am.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:35am.

all i'm saying is that... nevermind... i enjoy your company and i don't want to piss you off... i like being easy breazy here.... it's all for fun for me

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no, don't half ass it. don't chicken out. if you have something to say, say it. you won't piss me off.

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Submitted by peopleperson on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:25am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:19am.

Submitted by peopleperson on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:15am.

i like it!... reminds me of Leonard Cohen

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He's really versatile and plays with a lot of people too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTQC9iR3E_c&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEhvtyucHgc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS3UmyOA-u4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grw5AT5kq0c&feature=related
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this is really good, by the way... i can't believe i've never heard of him before!

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

speakit's picture

Cappy, Okay I understand your perspective more clearly.

"i can 'hate' the materialistic, self-serving majority (YOU KNOW THAT'S THE MAJORITY)"

Yes, and that is probably what I dislike most about people but those type of people are not the type of people I closely associate with.

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:38am.

angle - animating in pshop baffles me. utterly.

i end up creating the slides and sending them to 2c to do it in dreamweaver. she says it's dead easy with that. have yet to try it.
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Yeah, becuz I've been over the manual several times and they just don't use the same words all the time ....usually I'm a pretty smart cookie but that shit is like the DaVinci code!

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:35am.

all i'm saying is that... nevermind... i enjoy your company and i don't want to piss you off... i like being easy breazy here.... it's all for fun for me

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

tits n angel - i had no idea a real scrabble game was going on. *holds a R,R,O,I, X (yeah! 8 pointer bitches!!),S and R.

i can't make shit w/ them blocks. damn!

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"Don't smell me ever again. You almost ruined my whole 2 hours 47 mins and 3 seconds. If someone would've seen you pull my finger. Fart." ~Speakits (upon finding the lost sexts msgs)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:32am.

I hate people cuz they treat each other and everything around them like shit. In actual fact, I hate people cuz I love them:)

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I understand that. I do. What I see are people who are REALLY hurting themselves, because when people don't care about the people and everything around them they just don't care about life.

TITS's picture

angle - animating in pshop baffles me. utterly.

i end up creating the slides and sending them to 2c to do it in dreamweaver. she says it's dead easy with that. have yet to try it.

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gutter twins were amazing live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL0pxLQg5_E&feature=related
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:29am.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:22am.
That you would prefer to socialize at a website?

all due respect, speaky, but... the whole jizzball stuff isn't gonna help ya with this statement... no, no... i REFUSE to get into serious conversations here tonight... nevermind

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OMG PUHLEEZE YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE.

That is HIS choice, not mine. He has ALL of my contact info, I don't have his. I DID leave here, very very very very willingly.

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:22am.

cappy, so you let the behavior of SOME of the people you observe in reality to be sick of the MAJORITY of people to the point you'd be antisocial? That you would prefer to socialize at a website?

What your choosing then is to be BLIND and NOT observe people, because you don't know who here doesn't throw there trash in a proper receptacle, you don't know who here is a violent criminal, you don't know if anyone here uses their cell while they're driving UNLESS they offer that information and then you will judge them just the same as you would in reality.

People are flawed, myself included. Hate and antisocialism will never change anything. You're just hiding from reality. You just can't deal or won't deal, but in doing so you're also missing out on all of the GOOD in people.
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a) do not confuse my statement w/ "letting the behavior of some people...". Speaks, please, BELIEVE ME when i say my ass is SELF-LED. to clarify, i can 'hate' the materialistic, self-serving majority (YOU KNOW THAT'S THE MAJORITY) and YET be SOCIAL (never said i was anti-social in the malevolent way, just, in a sarcastic way, 'sociopathic benevolent').

b) correct about not knowing who 'here' (DListers) are doing what. you all weren't the question. i was responding to the general convo of earlier statements of the premise of DListed commentors. Speaks, i know as much as you know about DListed commentors. right?

c) i am not hateful. i hate behaviors (not consistent, but common - saying this in a friendly way, the two are not synonymous). if i didn't hold hope, and, as you challenge - 'hiding from reality' - i would not be doing social work to the extent that i have not seen from many around me.

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"Don't smell me ever again. You almost ruined my whole 2 hours 47 mins and 3 seconds. If someone would've seen you pull my finger. Fart." ~Speakits (upon finding the lost sexts msgs)

angel_i's picture

Thanks BB! I could animate it if Photoshop would speak English already and tell me how;p

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:30am.

Angle? You're back? You've been wrestling drunks and now you're eating chocolate?

Great.

MAKE YOUR MOVE IN SCRABBLE - 3 PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!! (i only have two tiles left)
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LOL! I thought that game was dead!!!

AND I waited fucking days man for someone to play and NO ONE DID! That's how I got lost!

SoR-RaY!

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

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Submitted by peopleperson on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:25am.

*hooks up speakers again*... back in a couple!

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

TITS's picture

Angle? You're back? You've been wrestling drunks and now you're eating chocolate?

Great.

MAKE YOUR MOVE IN SCRABBLE - 3 PEOPLE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!! (i only have two tiles left)

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:22am.

cappy, so you let the behavior of SOME of the people you observe in reality to be sick of the MAJORITY of people to the point you'd be antisocial? That you would prefer to socialize at a website?
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Don't be so serious! Life is mysterious!

Look - I spend my whole entire day forgiving people of their sins. That's almost half my job right there. So I have this place where I can bitch and moan about that AND everything else and they can't be affected by it.

Also, I hate people cuz they treat each other and everything around them like shit. In actual fact, I hate people cuz I love them:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:22am.
That you would prefer to socialize at a website?

all due respect, speaky, but... the whole jizzball stuff isn't gonna help ya with this statement... no, no... i REFUSE to get into serious conversations here tonight... nevermind

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

TITS's picture

ese, i could, but i like you just the way you are.

old school.

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beakers bitch's picture

angel_i, I love your avie! Hey, PP. Whaddup, ho?

angel_i's picture

I'M BACK! I JUST HAD TO WRESTLE WITH THE DRUNKS SO I COULD BUY CHOCOLATE! :D

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

peopleperson's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:19am.

Submitted by peopleperson on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:15am.

i like it!... reminds me of Leonard Cohen

***

He's really versatile and plays with a lot of people too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTQC9iR3E_c&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEhvtyucHgc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS3UmyOA-u4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grw5AT5kq0c&feature=related

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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:15am.
angle are you still around?
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quiet down... you still haven't made me a tipping hat avie!... *turns nose up*.. *hrrumpf*... heehee!

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

speakit's picture

cappy, so you let the behavior of SOME of the people you observe in reality to be sick of the MAJORITY of people to the point you'd be antisocial? That you would prefer to socialize at a website?

What your choosing then is to be BLIND and NOT observe people, because you don't know who here doesn't throw there trash in a proper receptacle, you don't know who here is a violent criminal, you don't know if anyone here uses their cell while they're driving UNLESS they offer that information and then you will judge them just the same as you would in reality.

People are flawed, myself included. Hate and antisocialism will never change anything. You're just hiding from reality. You just can't deal or won't deal, but in doing so you're also missing out on all of the GOOD in people.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by peopleperson on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:15am.

i like it!... reminds me of Leonard Cohen

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

peopleperson's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rECFBSthCVo

(ETA: I ♥ mark lanegan)

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LOL! FOOLS! I have 238 ALTS on this site. There is only one other person on this site and it is you! Ah ha ha ha ha!!!! ~ jazzfish_77

TITS's picture

angle are you still around?

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 12:59am.

Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 12:51am.
. this is how much i am tired of modern societal behavior.

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there are certainly things I don't approve of in modern society but I see much of what I don't personally approve of reflected here.

Harsh judgment, dishonesty, promiscuity, substance abuse... but those same people HATE people? What people do they hate?
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but see this is the one golden beauty, to me... this question that you have. i don't know why I or 'people' hate/disapprove/etc, BUT...we the beauty is we can learn to agree to disagree and still be fond/build a bond to something. it is unexplainable - a facet of hope/closeness maybe??

speaks, i often say i 'hate' people (when i see peeps just throwing trash on the ground when a goddamn receptical is two feet away from them, when they refuse to get off their cell phones in cars knowing they aren't paying attention to the road behind a 2Klbs vehicle, when villages are hacked up by militia factions, when we build 'robots' to replace people (like that fembot 'girlfriend' built by the robotic scientist somewhere in Asia - fuck i can't remember), when we consider 'us' better than the homeless vet or ethnically different person, etc., so on and so forth).

what i observe can go on forever. i truly am sick of people, and earlier, someone also stated that the irony is we're on here (the antisocial socializing) on common ground, so to speak. i agree w/ them earlier (a fucking phone call prohibited me from responding back when the convo was occurring at 2ish or so). this doesn't mean we can see things hard-core but, at the same time, be moral/ethical. ya know?

(edited, sorry semi drunk)

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"Don't smell me ever again. You almost ruined my whole 2 hours 47 mins and 3 seconds. If someone would've seen you pull my finger. Fart." ~Speakits (upon finding the lost sexts msgs)

speakit's picture

There are terrible things happening all the time. Murders, torture, rapes, genocide, war...
but it's ALWAYS been going on.

But the media hasn't always been shoving down our throats, and now it's even part of what people consider entertainment. TV, movies, books... what comes out of your brain is what you feed your brain. I think that is why there is so much negativity.

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 12:36am.
People who are miserable within themselves and negative, about life or the world, are the majority here. Who in their right mind wants to be around that shit? Welll... no one, that's why those type of people come here because who the hell else would want to be around them?
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HEY!!... i may be miserable, negative, lonely(ronery!), antisocial, drunk, and just plain stupid beyond words, but.... i am no pornstar!!!... wait... what were you saying?!

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

speakit's picture

Submitted by caprica six on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 12:51am.
. this is how much i am tired of modern societal behavior.

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there are certainly things I don't approve of in modern society but I see much of what I don't personally approve of reflected here.

Harsh judgment, dishonesty, promiscuity, substance abuse... but those same people HATE people? What people do they hate?

speakit's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 12:48am.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 12:36am.

Well, firstly that's very sad, especially if any of those people are parents.
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Ummm...how do you think we learned to hate people?

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Do you want your child to hate people?

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 12:36am.
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speaks, luv, i also saw that anti-social reference earlier (like, 7 hours ago at this point). now, though, i actually wanted to post AGREEMENT to that.

speaks, you know i have this ionospherically DListed bond to ya, but i agree w/ Jack n (tryna recall here), angel, et al, about that statement. in all honesty (putting myself out on a complex limb here) i'm not entirely friendly or 'positive' in person. and i've hilariously (in pre-DListed times) have also stated that i was an 'gold-hearted sociopath'. this is how much i am tired of modern societal behavior.

now, no one gives a shit about who the fuck/what the fuck i feel - except for myself. (not a negative statement - but, just a factual statement, right? none of us can really back who/what we all stand for or state on here, right?)

notwithstanding personal opinions, you're an ace in my book, just off the 11 weeks i've been a DLister. lurvs ya, ho! (how do i know? - i look out for ya on here more than fake ass peeps i deal w/ in daily life - this has gotta count for something)

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"Don't smell me ever again. You almost ruined my whole 2 hours 47 mins and 3 seconds. If someone would've seen you pull my finger. Fart." ~Speakits (upon finding the lost sexts msgs)

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Submitted by speakit on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 12:36am.

Remember, its down the street. no across, when killing yourself.

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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0

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BEPs FTW!!!

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker