Monday, March 22nd 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For March 19th!
Rosie O'Donnell is reduced to tears when she realises it's not the type of fish pie she was hoping for. - BigBadMac
Runners-up:
This is the worst season of Toddlers and Tiaras yet. - Chilly
A look inside the mind of the Rock of Love laundry machine - klisted
Yes Jesse James, you are now officially "King of the Douchebags". Here is John Mayer's former fishy smelly crown. - natters5
via FunPic
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Yay! a winrar am I. Suck on it bitches ;)
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
Submitted by mercury_rising on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:11am.
Ummm, I don't get #3.
I'm a loozer
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Me neither.
Me too:(
Congrats winners!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Got to admit, the Rosie one is good. I mean the resemblance is uncanny. (I apologize to the Walrus)
How funny! Great captions! Congrats everyone!
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
Congrats, guys! Natters5 - agree completely! LOL
Congtratz funny Hookers!
Loved Chillys!
Ummm, I don't get #3.
I'm a loozer
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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.
cUntgratz CUNtz
noice winnah! congrats.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
LOL! Those are all fucking hilarious!!! Congrats winners!
Quite embarrassed due to all her modesty, Kirstie Alley is taken aback when A&E present her with a crown for becoming the world'd BIGGEST reality star.
Tom's penis see's Katie coming and this is the reaction.
Rip Torn thinks "I've got to quit drinking" after last night's nameless partner surprises him with breakfast.
The winner of Miss Walrus 2010 can't hold back her tears before being crowned.
I can haz fish sticks?
Apparently Harry Smith needed another colonoscopy.
"Oh, come on Chaz, You'll LOVE sushi!"
These Burger King ads have jumped the shark.
Jude Law is desperate to keep Sienna's Vadge Faithful.
ChelSEAL Handler's Handler.
The folks at Pawn Stars are still waiting for an expert to appraise Gabby Sidibe's deuce that was dropped during the filming of Precious
"Come on! Just a little bit of your walrus milk for my coffee..and you can have all these!"
After receiving backlash for his harsh comments, Howard Stern presents a peace-offering to Gabourey Sidibe which she promptly refuses.
This Organic Liaisons controversy is really getting to Kirstie Alley.
#2 has now been crowned #1.
It's never wise to tease Kirstie Alley at feeding time, that idiot is about to have the smile wiped off his face.
Kirtsie plays coy at the Koi Pond Seafood buffet.
Jesus is about to receive the crown of thorns at SeaWorld's Easter pageant.
Even Michelle Duggar's uterus made it out to enjoy the springtime weather.
Jennifer Love Hewitt was mortified when tabloids presented proof that size 2 is indeed fat.
R Patz isn't really allergic to vagina, he just doesn't like the fishy smell.
Saaaaay... hasn't this picture been used before?!
Sir , Im Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, have a seat, what are you planning on doing with this Walrus?
Figuring she really can't embarrass herself more than she already has, Nutty Madam creates her own addition to the Fat People Eating While Crying meme.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
The latest Project Runway challenge brings usually smug judge Michael Kors to uncharacteristic distress- Nina Garcia attempts to get him back on track with his favorite snack, coincidentally the winning design!
Ok, look, I'm a fucking wild animal, not a pet. I will fucking rip your head off.
Perez Hilton was overwhelmed with emotion when being crowned Queen of All Media.
Finally winning the Chicken of The Sea crown leaves the aging dwarfed whale overcome with emotion.
Dr. Phil mistakenly awards the Pope's Lenten crown to a Preying Manatee, thinking it's a Praying Manatee.
Ooo, a prezzie...wait, what? The GOOP Recipe of the Day?? That's the final fuckin' straw, baldie! Time to go Tilikum on your ass!
When it comes to crowning the best hemorrhoid at the Scientology brown star convention, Tommy Girl's hemi always gets the crown.
Despite the love of her fans and a lot of therapy, Susan Boyle still can't cope with all of the attention.
Aretha Franklin expresses her disapproval of the first version of her Obama inauguration hat.
Kirsty Alley is emotional as she reaches a signficant weight loss goal and is crowned "The Greatest Scientolosser"
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
I'm happy to see that there is a District 9 Gag Reel.
That movie was pretty funny.
Sea Mammal: "Phil Collins, please LOSE my number..."
Kate Gosselin is not pleased with her new possum.
Christ, even Robert Pattinson's nutsack gets first-class treatment when it travels.
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In a LOST-Like Flash Sideways,Loozer is overcome with emotion upon winning The Caption This Crown.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Tim McGraw knew of Jesse James's taste for fish long before the rest of the country did.