Afternoon Crumbs

I hope Aniston doesn't pick another mouthbreather to produce with.

At first sight I thought BBT was Anne Heche's ex, that Loofer Doofer ?? guy. What a downgrade.

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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK

Poor Brit - she ties to express herself in fashion,
albeit half-heartedly, and always fails because it is not her medium.
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"My motto is, if you want to fuck 'em, fuck 'em. If you don't want to fuck 'em, go home, grab a bottle of lube and fuck yourself." - MK

Brit - The shorts, the tag, the exposed weave, the Frappe...ya, she's ready to end the conservatorship. It's obvious she's got her shit together now. So obvious.

When will SJP learn to hide those memaw claws? Legs can't draw my eyes away from them. I don't care about her legs. I only care about Rojo Caliente's pookums who is being touched by those evil looking things. She is sullying Rojo's girlfriend and it must stop.

Where did Your Boo go to school? I suck at Jeopardy and even I knew Indira Gandhi and Frank Baum.

Billy Bob looks like Steve Martin in the movie Father of the Bride 2 when he died his hair brown.

I so agree the JA looniechins are just as stupid crazy as she is.

Jens latest movie ratings really suck, but I'm loving it.

Shitters also left the pricetags on the underside of her black boots. BLACKS!! BOOT MOVES!!!

She's just fuckin with us. Break out the pink wig you slut!!! We're tired of waitin'!!

I thought that Billy Bob pic was Jm J. Bullock.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

http://www.ilads.org/

I have one word for Britney: NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO

I have one word for Stephanie Seymour:
YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES,YES

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"Money is the magic wand that turns a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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So, he had plugs put in along with a facelift, browlift, eyes done, and whatever else he needed to look younger... He's still gross.

Does Billy Bob have a whole head of transplants? He was a bald fuck years ago, and then looked like he wore a piece. He is pushing 60 yet gets less wrinky ever time I see him, he still is fug.

It's the Loon Tri-Fecta up in here.

And the precious Skeletina can't carry a movie either.

At least Jennay picks light & fun movies & not those Strut, Pout, Shoot their brains out movies.

BWAK BWAK! FVCK! COME & GET ME LOONIES!!!!

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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.

Of course Aniston is ready to try that kids and husband thing now that it's obvious her film career sucks. She can't carry a film. Does okay as a comedic side kick/costar/romantic interest, but she keeps trying to be more.

how on earth hasn't Kate Moss managed to sabotage her career like Lohan. Oh, right, she's just a model. But still.

''Kate Moss is sober for once. Yeah, I'm just having a laugh.''

Bitch, you kill me. That looks like me every other night.

Nothing is as despicable as a man desperately trying to cover his baldness.

I always knew that producer paid for Caca's sex-change surgery. No news there.

I'm just curious to see what the gagaloonies have to say about this.

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 3:20pm.

Those JJ loons scare the shit out of me. They are vicious and insane.

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"Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul"

madam s. - OMFG!!!!!!!! And it's not even just the label! It's the store tag! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA!

F A I L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhaha... Britney's outfit is straight out of the loony bin ward and I love it. The best shot is her from behind with the tag on the poofy outerwear undies, and her hair is tied up in a ponytail so that you can see where the extensions are tied in!

So, I saw this for the first time IN REAL LIFE the other day and I felt like I was having a Dlisted moment. I went into a gas station and was waiting behind this seemingly methed-out couple and the girl had her hair bleach blonde and tied up in a super high ponytail that showed off this weird line of tied-in extensions. Not pretty. On the brighter side... if she had kept her hair down, I don't think I would have noticed or thought the hair was fake. Meaning... her extensions were better than most of the ones we see on this site somehow.

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Billy Bob, who is a 50-something homosexual, is looking cute!

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 2:58pm

I agree... those loonies are so full of hate for Jen and they are the most hypocritical bunch i've ever seen. It sickens me that they say "god bless jolie-pitt" and then turn around and call Jen a "barren hag". That is just ridiculous!!
Do people like these actually exist in America? I'm not from there so have no clue!
How can they be so mean towards a person they don't even know and why? Just because she *was* married to Pitt? They can't be adults... that's too immature! What is this high school all over again?

*sees AJ, JA, Billy Goat, all in same post*

This is bait if I've ever seen for the loons.

Oh, and I totally thought that was Jeff Foxworthy for a second.

Submitted by Banana Jesus on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 2:58pm.
Aniston's comments about relationships seem pretty spot-on, intelligent, and mature to me. But the commenters at that site are crazy stupid. Those "you a HAZbeen if you ain't got no man and some babehs! You'se a bittr old lady if you dun lost yo man and he had babehs wif someone else!"

Eep! I mean, who are these people? I have never, not once, ever met or spoken to someone with this belief system in real life, yet there seem to be tons on Just Jared and some of these other sites. Maybe I don't get out to the scary parts of the country enough.
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LOL I went on Just Jared a while back after linking to it from this site. I'd said something about Angelina Jolie that they didn't like and the whole board freaked out on me. They are absolutley insane when it comes to Jennifer Anniston and Angelina. Jennifer bad... Angelina good. I have never seen a group of people more fucked up about her in my life about Angelina. I swear it's like some sort of cult...I mean these people are wacked! They go on and on about how angelic her kids are and how much of a true beautiful spirit she is and how much of a loser Jennifer is. I go on there and call Angie a heroin addict and a fucking lying bitch and watch them all freak out. Good times every time...as a matter of fact I think I'll go over there now a lay some smack down

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 2:58pm.
Aniston's comments about relationships seem pretty spot-on, intelligent, and mature to me. But the commenters at that site are crazy stupid. Those "you a HAZbeen if you ain't got no man and some babehs! You'se a bittr old lady if you dun lost yo man and he had babehs wif someone else!"

I know! I was reading those comments thinking, "wtf?" They're saying "Skankiffer" blew it by not popping out a baby for Brad, but Angie didn't snag Brad by getting pregnant because you can't snag a guy by getting preggers. But if JA wanted to keep him, she should have had his baby.....and.....I think they lost me on the merry-go-round.

WHere are the AJ bikini pics?

Look Britney, you're not fat ok?
But you're not skinny either, capisce?

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

danm Brit
just DAY YUM! WTH kind of Fucked up outfit is that?

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

LEAVE BILLY BOB ALOOOOOOOOONE!

♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker

I see Shitney is back to leaving the house without pants. Again, no bra and that rats nest above her head. GOTDAYUM!

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 2:58pm.
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Agreed. I didn't know the Loons at JJ knew how to find other gossip sites (except for Carrie D and TerriAnn of course).

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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink

Tom and Katie look like a pair of maniacal robots. The both give me the heebie-jeebies.

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"Close your eyes, not your mind
Let me into your soul"

oh and at first glance I thought BBT was TommyGirl!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

brit has a tag on the back of her pants and i'm loving the control top hose- SCHMEXY!

RUSSELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! LMFAO MK!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 2:58pm.
Aniston's comments about relationships seem pretty spot-on, intelligent, and mature to me. But the commenters at that site are crazy stupid. Those "you a HAZbeen if you ain't got no man and some babehs! You'se a bittr old lady if you dun lost yo man and he had babehs wif someone else!"

Eep! I mean, who are these people? I have never, not once, ever met or spoken to someone with this belief system in real life, yet there seem to be tons on Just Jared and some of these other sites. Maybe I don't get out to the scary parts of the country enough.

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There is a whole nother level of society that I am thankful I am not privy to

Wow those pictures of AJ in her bikini shots. She's had a hell of alot of work done on her nose.

Aniston's comments about relationships seem pretty spot-on, intelligent, and mature to me. But the commenters at that site are crazy stupid. Those "you a HAZbeen if you ain't got no man and some babehs! You'se a bittr old lady if you dun lost yo man and he had babehs wif someone else!"

Eep! I mean, who are these people? I have never, not once, ever met or spoken to someone with this belief system in real life, yet there seem to be tons on Just Jared and some of these other sites. Maybe I don't get out to the scary parts of the country enough.

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what the fuck happened to Billy Bob Thornton? Weirdo or not, he used to be a good looking man.

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I'm gonna be the kind of lover that you've never had (you're just too funky)
You're never gonna have another lover in your bed
(You're just too funky for me)
-George Michael

Everyone from CNN sucks at Jeopardy.

Shepard Smith is Americas go-to gay anchorman, the people have spoken!

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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0

Billy Bob and Kate Gosling go to the same place to get their weaves done I see

did anyone notice how tom was covering kate's stomach with his arm and she was crawling into his jacket...

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"low self esteem is a bitch"...

oooh Billy Bob.... somewhere Angelina is laughing her ass off right now.

I swear mamma Lynne Spears is tampering with Pappy Spear's medicated cheese grits. Brit always seems nuttier when her mom is lurking about.

"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"