Camille Grammer Is Finally Getting Her Time In The Spotlight!
The news about Anna Nicole Smith's estate not getting one penny from J. Howard Marshall's estate got me down, but this shit right here perked me back up like an afternoon prostate exam!
E! News is saying that Kelsey Grammer's stunning trophy wife and Irritable Bowel Syndrome advocate Camille Grammer is one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Yes, I know you were hoping that the next Real Housewives shit show would take place in Appalachia, but this is still good news. Hug your bowels!
Camille has long been one of my gold digging idols, so I will be taking notes each week to learn how it's really done. Unfortunately, it isn't a one-angel show and Camille will have company. But don't worry, they don't even come close to dimming Camille's shine. HAGS! The lot of them!
They are from left to right:
Kyle Richards - Kyle is Paris Hilton's aunt and Kathy Hilton's mother. She's married with chirruns. Kyle is also Hedy to Demi Moore's Allie. She is awful.
Kim Richards - Kim is Kyle and Kathy's sister. She's divorced with chirruns. She is awful.
Adrienne Maloof-Nassif - This plastic surgery wonder who looks like a constipated grasshopper is a member of the Maloof family who owns the Palms in Las Vegas. Adrienne is married to a plastic surgeon who appears on Dr. 90210 from time to time. She is awful.
Lisa Vanderpump-Todd - Lisa owns a few restaurants in L.A. with her husband. She has two kids. She is awful.
Seriously, Bravo did good by casting Camille, but where's The Empress of Lucite or Angelyne?! You know, the real stars of L.A.!
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Love me some Kim Richards! Bitch started her career as Prudence on "Nanny & The Professor" about a thousand years ago...f*cking LOVE HER!!
I must confess I used to watch Camille dance on Club MTV way back in the day. I was entranced by her. Girls got moves and can really dance. She just exuded sexiness. Now I feel old because she's doing a middle age housewife show. Oh well, she's still hot.
Can't wait for this trash to hit the screen... I do love the BH shopping and lunching scene. This will be good. I am so over watching the broke bitches of OC get thrown out of their RENTALS, not afford their meth habits,renew vows with a pussy whipped guy who hates her, and watch a pawn broker/ ministers wife con everyone with her "class" while she sits in the best restaurant in SF, Fleurs de Lys, and chats on the phone every 5mins. with the kids, husband, nanny, dog walker, etc. All those bitches treated Hubert Keller, who greeted them at the door of his restaurant, like he was a valet who just parked their car. Bring on the Beverly Hills crowd!
* I am sorry but I miss L.A. and I watch any and all shows filmed in California.*
"She is awful."
Hahaha MK! You are on fire today.
Tamra will have to move to the trailer park. Gretchen is the next one going broke she got served with lawsuit papers in the middle of a fashion show:
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/03/16/embarrassing-gretchen-rossi...
and her makeup line is a scam:
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/03/20/rumors-surfacing-about-gret...
I was bummed out about Anna Nicole Smith's daughter not getting a penny from Marshall's estate. Whatever you want to say about her, she made that old geezer happy. He always had a smile on his face when they were together. Marshall's son is a prick. Can't you spare 89 million or whatever it was that was originally considered ? Even half that ? What a cheap prick.
Don't you mean that Kyle is Kathy's sister, not mother?
My god, they all look alike and Paris looks like them too - ugly. They should have gotten the Landers sisters to all to this mess!
Kim Richards? Love her. These skanks are really hard on the eyes..
Kim Richards gets a Hood Pass from me since she was in the Disney Witch Mountain movies. Loves me some Tony & Tia 4 Eva!!!!!!!!!!
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Wait, that's Kim Richards, the blonde on the right in the first photo? That is not what 45 looks like. Whoa. Wow. Seriously, I was confused and thought it was the mom, Kyle. And why two from this family? As if one isn't enough?
Close up of Kim: http://www.topnews.in/files/images/KimRichards.jpg.
Girls, watch that sun!
And Camille is one classy broad: http://www.topcelebs.com/fthumbs/93826.jpg.
I know, I know, step away from the computer and go outside.
I remember I loved that movie Tuff Turf that had Kim Richards and James Spader. Oh the 80's
Kelsey can't hold down a job, why not Camille? Much better than those offensive bickering trash heaps on Housewives of NYC. Teresa yell this over the Hudson River to Manhattan: "Prostitution Whores from Hell!"
Sorry, my time will be taken up by watching a marathon on the Paint Drying Channel.
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Bitch come a long way since her appearance in Manitoba's Wild Kingdom's "Party Starts Now" video LOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OvEQ6uLWuM
I think Camille's gonna win.
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
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One of my favourite reality moments was when Kathy Griffin was out with Paris Hilton and ran into some Real Housewife who they just could NOT shake. She kept trying to find some way that she was connected to Paris get invited out for drinks later. LOL! So ridic.
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No matter how many "Housewives" versions they come up with, nothing can match the evil backstabbing cunts of New York!
Those women are just so FUCKING mean!!!!!!
I hate all those dumb housewives so I never watch. But these Beverly Hills 'hos look like fun. I'm gonna tune in and take a look. Maybe Paris will show up. She needs some PR to re-ignite her sagging "career." Career!! HA! I think adding Camille was genius. Can't wait. When does this thing start?
@whoever asked about the DC housewives . . . from what I read in the WashPo, they couldn't find any housewives in DC who were interesting enough!!!
Kim Richards has that rode hard, put away wet look.
Kim Richards has that rode hard, put away wet look.
Kim Richards has that rode hard, put away wet look.
Kim Richards. I just thought I had a random actress from the 80's pop into my head, and then I remembered that I read dlisted today. Wow, what a flash from the past. I wanted to look like her when I was a little girl and watched Escape from Witch Mountain. Now, not so much.
What the hell happened to the real housewives of dc?
They need a persian women for this show. Beverly Hills is full of rich Persian's who have an incredible amount of money. They throw around the money like water.
I have never watched one of these shit Real Housewives shows, and I am certainly not going to now.
Camille looks great in that picture, I have to say.
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That constipated grasshopper comment is the funniest thing I've ever read.....I fell the couch I was laughing so hard!! You are my FAV writer/author of all time!!!!!
Submitted by Soultonic on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 6:13pm.
My complaint is that they should include at least women of color on the Beverly Hills show. I know for a fact there are rich black and asian women in Beverly Hills. Whats the dealio? C'mon Bravo, ATL isn't the only place with rich colored people.
So true! Or they could at least have a housewives of irvine: lots of asian, some indian, some persian.
hmm. i guess they might not do such a show. maybe that's the problem.
Can someone explain to me the appeal of looking so fucking orange? It's so gross and ugly...I admire all different skin tones from pale with freckles to deepest ebony, but ORANGE? How can they think this looks good?
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Glad to see i'm not the only one who remembers Kim Richards. Yet I have never seen her name linked to Paris Hilton! How is that she is not known as "Kim Richards', former child actor extraordinaire, neice, Wonky Valtrex..."
Also been waiting for a shout out to Tuff Turf for AGES now. Thanks, Solaera!
Having said that, I don't have cable so i haven't seen any of these housewife shows. still, i have to have all these people in my face in every mag and web site. sheesh.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 9:25pm.
i wish i could work heels like that... im soo jealous
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they are hot. I'd fall over in those.
I also wish I could work Kelsey Grammer, ya know just a little bit, just once. Don't judge. >:(
Wow! I have had a crush on Kim Richards since Meatballs 2.
Curious about Maloof. Is she the reason the Sacramento Kings can't afford to put a winner out there?
i wish i could work heels like that... im soo jealous
Yeah, they're fun to snark on but paying any attention to these craptastic women does nothing to end their reign of terror. If you watch them, they won't go away. Personally, my TV doesn't get the Skank Network.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
If a woman is an awful goldigging bitch, does that mean she's also a slut and/or a whore?
Don't forget, Kim Richards was the little girl in the Witch Mountain movies. I'll watch just for that!
I will watch this for the Richards sisters ONLY. I grew up watching those two. Don't forget "Hello Larry"!!
LMAO they are all awful, I take it.
Wow- thanks Camille. I think I have IBS. I ain't even kidding. But then again google just told me. That article did nothing but let me know that Camille suffers from the shits and a sore booty hole like I do. So... thanks Google!
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Submitted by Soultonic on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 6:13pm.
I can't stand the OC girls and can't for the life of me watch those bitches. I love the ATL girls and I'm gonna give the NYC girls a try.
My complaint is that they should include at least women of color on the Beverly Hills show. I know for a fact there are rich black and asian women in Beverly Hills. Whats the dealio? C'mon Bravo, ATL isn't the only place with rich colored people.
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You know why becuase they are smart enough to stay away from this trash, the rich Asian women in Beverly Hill have class so do the blacks. Thank god no one of color will make a fool of themselves on this trashy show
More shit I'm not going to watch. They're all ugly bitches.
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She is Awful. LOL
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The bitch in the third pic looks like she's TRYING to look like Donatella Versace. Ugh!
"She is awful"
Love it!
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 03/19/2010 - 7:18pm.
There's no shortage of needy, bitchy, immature middle aged women who crave attention at all costs, huh?
And people bitch about girls in my age gap (18-22).
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Bleh. Anyone who would take part in this (or just about any realty show for that matter) is classless.
You can see where Paris gets her busted face from. All the money and still a whacked nose job.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Michael is saying Kim & Kyle are awful because of thier reputation & behavior towards "everyday people" and each other. He's absolutely correct. These petty bitches have judged people over shoes for Christ's sake! They're evil, evil snakes. Kim isn't who she was as a kid, bitches grow up. They were raised to compete with each other and be gold diggers extraordinaire since birth by their equally skanky mother. If you ever meet one in the street, have your shank ready for protection.
There's no shortage of needy, bitchy, immature middle aged women who crave attention at all costs, huh?
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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*snickers* Vanderpump! Tee hee.
MK! She(Kyle) is Kathy Hilton's SISTER, not mother. You drunk already?
that bitch with the eyebrows in the middle of her forehead...too damn much! Plastic surgery much??? Anyhow, Kim is cool MK, she played Christina Ricci's red neck mamma in Black Snake Moan...how could you not like her...they others one...meh....they all look boring...but the constipated grasshopper with the forehead eyebrows...too damn much!!