Saturday, March 20th 2010
"Oh, How I Wish This Straw Was A Penis"
Yesterday must have been both "Take Your Robo-Beard to a Basketball Game Day" and "Hug A Lady Beater Day," because Tommy Cooze did both of those things in Los Angeles last night. Yes, Tommy and Stepford Katie had themselves a contractually obligated date night at the Lakers game! Sweeter than a pineapple's load, right?
Stepford Katie kept blabbing in Tommy's precious ear about how magical Suri is (BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!), but he wasn't really hearing it since he was more interested in staring at all the balls on the court. Tommy loves balls.
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Actually, I don't think that what's he's thinking. If he was thinking it was, or wishing it was a peen, that cup would have been turned inside out. I think that's the look "Why did they have to bring back long shorts?"
Damn, Tommygirl is looking tired and sad and old. Why doesn't he just come out and take his wrestling buddies out to a fabulous bar on Santa Monica
Blvd. in boys town and have some bloody mary's and try to get Prop. 8 passed. Live your authentic self Tommygirl. Your community is waiting for you with open arms!
I really wonder what goes on behind closed doors with those two!
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Did tom make those ELF boot katie is wearing??????????????
Is Tammy wearing blusher in the photos?
Cruise was a hard worker and good actor until he got involved in this sci fi religion. now he's just strange. Katie Holmes was naked alot in Thank You for Smoking, I wonder if thats why it didn't get media attention.
Someone also needs to tell them Suri is human (?) and not a barbie doll, quit dressing her like a high class ho.
Allowing Chris Brown a photo op with you does not increase your street cred...or asking price.
Katie always looks like she just threw some shit on and fled the house.
TommyGirl needs to upgrade this bitch cuz he can afford it.
as usual...
EPIC FAIL!
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Okay, Katie-bot has had PLENTY of time to get her look together...that's basically all she needs to do each day is look pulled-together. But lately every single time her outfit/hair/makeup is a FAIL. Right after they married, she seemed to be getting the hang of STYLE...but she always looks wrong these days. I think it's a subconscious message about how miserable she really is with her contractually obligated spouse. Especially considering how important APPEARANCES are to Tommy, it's a good way to show him that he can't have total control over her...just a thought.
Why don't people know who they are? Katie is in the Jennifer Garner, Ugly Betty bitch, Tom Hanks wife class of pretty...which means she isnt......so why do they try to be overstylish? You can tell that basketball is the last thing on her mind,,,Tom's too.
Dear Lawd, someone put them out of their misery already! I can't begin to imagine what these two could possibly talk about, other than Suri and, even then, not sure they talk much about that. What a fucking fraud these 2 are.
so I am the only one who likes Katie's shoes. BUT! I'd like to see them with a pair of taupe peg leg-ish pants and a black jacket.
damn Chris Brown is truly pathetic. Hugging Tom Cruise is something NOBODY wants to be caught doing on camera or off..that is the true kiss of death and it just shows you how fucking clueless both Chris and Tommygirl are...btw, Katie looks more dead to me everyday. I saw her in a movie recently that came out in 2000 and she looked so damn cute and adorable...my what marrying a gay man and being forced to joint his insane cult will do to a girls looks...damn shame...when is her contract up?? I hope soon so she can start looking human again.
And them are some fug ass shoeboots Robi1katenomi is wearing.
Damn. To say he's looking rough would be a compliment.
Ze Cult of Xenu has been sucking more than the Thetan life force out of these fools. Ick. TG is just a worse case than Katie - they're Xenu's Xombies poster children.
The embracing of the womenbeater is quite a large piece of tomfuckery, but who's surprised?
I don't know if he's gay or likes big men if he is but I just had a thought that if anyone could find out if Cruise is gay or not it's John Barrowman. Doesn't Cruise sort of look like him now?
I don't like Tom Cruise at all but I try to hate his movies but end up loving them.
Joey Potter looks like she went from crawdad huntin' down on the shore of Dawson's creek with Pacey, merely brushing herself off, changing her shoes to out on the ho stroll, then caught herself a closet case version of Richard Gere's character in'Pretty Woman'...'cept it all ends up in some sweat lodge of some crazy assed cult instead of happily ever after...Poor Joey...
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There is NO way in HELL he is Suri's father...His eyebrows are flat, and hers look exactly like her babydaddy. And aint no way she is just turning 5..
Someone HAS to have more info about this scandal...
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That's the face of a certifiable nut, right there. That cult shit is really taking its toll on him, looks like.
HAGGARD.
nvm. they bore me. katie looks pretty. outfit is a total fail.
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Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:54pm.
Could Chris Brown's pants be any lower? Meanwhile, the people wearing their pants this way are the worst homophobes, and yet they go around with their ass practically hanging out! Talk about sending a fucking mixed message!
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Unless they are gay. There are gay guys who do dress that way. Just saying.
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What is he doing hugging Chris Brown? Why is a hug from Tom Cruise causing Chris' pants to fall down?
The oldie goes "Put on your high heel sneakers, cause we're going out tonight." Still a shortie, ain't you kid?
Blah. TOMKAT are barely worth a chuckle anymore.
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Submitted by Stan Hooper: "I feel Tom Cruise's pain cause I DO NOT like straw-like penis. Those thin things are just useless for me. Girth is where the action is."
Totally. I always laugh when guys obsess about length.
I feel Tom Cruise's pain cause I DO NOT like straw-like penis. Those thin things are just useless for me. Girth is where the action is.
So I feel his dissatisfaction
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Oh and FAKE STRAW LOL
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I love in the second to last pic the man w/ glasses is peering over them at the pants that are about to drop.
and ffs they're levis.
that woman beater is uncool on SO many levels.
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Pull your fucking pants up you asshole slob piece of shit.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 2:16pm.
Chris Brown is so out of touch with anything relevant, he thinks hugging Tom Cruise will do him good.
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
He always scares me... shudder....
Pants on the ground pants on the ground. Chris Brown is an asswipe. Katie looks thrilled to be at the game.
It should be illegal for certain "celebrities" to appear in public w/o make-up:
Katie Holmes
Pamela Anderson
Drew Barrymore
Eva Longoria
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The banner picture reminds me of how he looked in 'Interview with a vampire' when he returned from the swamp and sat on the piano telling Claudia that she's been a very naughty girl.
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It was hip to wear you pants that way back in 1998. Chris Brown and Lil' Wayne are the only two people on the planet who haven't moved past that lame trend. NEWS FLASH: You look like a total f-ing idiot with your pants falling halfway down your ass. NOT COOL, dood.
In other news, Tom Cruise is the one trying to stay relevant by hugging Chris Brown. They're both douches.
katie holmes is starting to look like a dude. and MK makes me laugh for real.......
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I wonder if Tommy told CO$ too many of his "crimes".
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That hairstyle on CRUISE just doesn't say straight guy to me.
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"Number 12 Looks Just Like You"
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TC seemed to perk up when Mr Pants On the Ground gave him a hug.
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It's been said millions of times before, but I'll say it once again.
Tom Cruise Loves The Cock.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
Chris Brown is so out of touch with anything relevant, he thinks hugging Tom Cruise will do him good.
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Look at Tom and Katie for a second. Seriously. They need to stop pretending they're happy together and quit that bitch before one of them has a psychotic break or Suri realizes she came from a test tube and death rays them in their sleep.
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I'm not a coke addict - I just like the way it smells.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:57pm.
Hahaha. In the second pants down pic, notice the guy next to him staring at his butt!!
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My message to homophobes: Pull up or put out! But shut your mouth eitherway, unless it is sucking my dick.
Ha! Like he has a fucking clue who Chris Brown is.
MK,
Wow. Do you think maybe Cruise is gay? That's pretty interesting stuff.
Oh, and why does that matter?
Maybe he's a tucker, too? Right? I mean those are the categories, right? A fag or a tucker. Then they die and you go "sadness."
I've rinsed more intelligent stuff than you out of my ass today. (And it's barely noon.)
TP
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Submitted by HoityToity on Sat, 03/20/2010 - 1:54pm.
Could Chris Brown's pants be any lower?
Hahaha. In the second pants down pic, notice the guy next to him staring at his butt!!
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Damn, Tom! How long was the train you pulled last night? YOU look like someone pissed in your eyes!
I don't give it much longer before Cooze finally cracks under the pressure of trying to appear straight and runs naked through Beverly Hills molesting old men with tons of gold chains and chest hair.
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Could Chris Brown's pants be any lower? Meanwhile, the people wearing their pants this way are the worst homophobes, and yet they go around with their ass practically hanging out! Talk about sending a fucking mixed message!
bitch should exchange scientology for dermatology. look at those sacks below your blues that read '24/7 meth binge bottom'. methetic.