Introducing Miss March From Perdue's Pin-up Calendar

Yesterday at 1:32EDT, international supermodel and Earth mother Phoebe Price took her spot on the beach in her Toys "R" Us giraffe onesie and allowed her heat-seeking freckles to summon the sun to the equator. Yes, this is what happens at the Equinox. It also explains why most of the Los Angeles area smelled like burnt tangerine chicken.

And while PP was doing her part for the planet, she was also kind enough to strike a few poultry poses for the paps. The Foster Farms chickens now have their fapping material for the day!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Phoebe Price • This Belongs In A Museum

Submitted by mikidais on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 11:36am.

Fugly delusional Ho.

Submitted by bo_tatoe on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 5:12am.

Hilarious. Does this woman not own a mirror?
Makes me remember that move "Little miss sunshine": a girl wishes to win a beauty/talent contest who has neither the looks nor talent to have the least bit of a chance.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 1:46am.

Where exactly are these oh-so-fun photos going to be posted, other than here on dlisted?

Oh, wait! Life & Style just called! (and said no thanks)
But I have to give this dame credit. She's been kicking around Hollywood for 30-odd years, and is still optimistic that she'll get her big break.

Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:52pm.

I'm not surprised this hooker is laid out by the bushes.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:44pm.

With that so-called 'skinny-fat', tired hair hue, and borderline, bargain basement wardrobe, just who in the HELL is hometrick a model for?

CrackGinge.com?!
Dingy Gingy Weekly?!
Strawberry ShortCake & ShortBus Quarterly?!

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Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:33pm.

For all you hos saying she's 'skinny fat'--I work out and my body kinda looks like that! I don't know how those toned bitches do it. I'm skinny but got the little vaginas in my armpits. Bleh, me and Chicken cutlets gotta stick together :(

Submitted by Mittmah on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:32pm.

Does she ever date or hang out with friends? She's always alone.

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Submitted by super martian r... on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 8:02pm.

WHAT IS THIS HOOKER FAMOUS FOR.

Submitted by peaches80 on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 7:22pm.

LORD , DON'T NOBODY SAY ANYTHANG , BUT ME LIKES THE BATHING SUIT AND THE hat..............................DON'T JUDGE
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SERIOUSLY PAGODA THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU STAB ME !!!!

Submitted by Morbidosity on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 6:28pm.

Ummmmmm. Im hungry for a chicken sandwich.

Submitted by gmrjr59 on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 6:21pm.

Ok you have worn me down. I am finding myself attracted to Phoebe. I want her now!

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:16pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:05pm.
Can she not just dye her hair a normal colour and get a real job? She could easily model MILFware and houswares and shit. WTF does this woman live on?
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She sells groceries at the local supermarket, I thought it was common knowledge.

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:15pm.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:06pm.
Submitted by salacious on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:01pm.
She should change her legal name to Phoebe Priceless
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i vote for "Phoebe Priceline"... anything's better than William Shatner commercials!
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You know, you're right that name is even more fitting, she sells every grocery she poses with at the supermarket. I'm sure that how she pays for her own stuff.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:11pm.

Get your roots done, Phoebe.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:06pm.

Submitted by salacious on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:01pm.
She should change her legal name to Phoebe Priceless
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i vote for "Phoebe Priceline"... anything's better than William Shatner commercials!

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"And if I... show you my dark side
Will you still hold me, tonight?
And if I... open my heart to you
And show you my weak side
What would you do?"

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:05pm.

Can she not just dye her hair a normal colour and get a real job? She could easily model MILFware and houswares and shit. WTF does this woman live on?

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 5:01pm.

She should change her legal name to Phoebe Priceless. She's such a class act, everything that she does with elegance and beauty. And always so casual about it. What a find!

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 3:48pm.

I love me some Phoebe Price! Love her Facebook updates too!

I'm not sure I can go down further on the main page, too much excitement for one day here!

Submitted by ploppsicle on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 3:33pm.

Submitted by Vern on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:13am.

Haha! I might adopt that!!

Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 2:42pm.

Oh my. How old is this woman??

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Submitted by mike on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 2:19pm.

The leaves of those ice plants in the background are more toned than Ms. Price.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 1:50pm.

Geez, I'd think the Pacific is quite cold still. How she sacrifices for her art.

Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 1:42pm.

LOL@the vest thing. and WTF with that zipped dress. wwwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaa

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Meth-freeq on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 1:38pm.

Flapjacks anyone?

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 1:18pm.

I see she is still delusional.....is she related to the Lohans?

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Don't be mad at me, cuz you're pushing 30
and your old tricks no longer work
You should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped- so dust off those Fuck Me Pumps
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Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 1:16pm.

Lindsay Lohan looks old now. what happened?
ahahahahaha

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:40pm.

I see PP visited the 70 percent off rack at Target...awesome.

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:40pm.

Given the taste in wh0res that men seem to have today, I wouldn't be one bit surprised if she was blowing someone in order to have all these pix taken.

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She got every kind except the platinum. Congratulations, Justyna Kowalczyk!! :)

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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:33pm.

Phoebe is a day patient. Her handler/nurse is just outside the camera frame holding up a bottle of Thorazine, which always makes Phoebe smile and pose.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Submitted by jalynne on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:33pm.

i find it funny that if you google "Phoebe Price" this is the list of suggested sites. She needs to send MK a thank you card.

1. IMDB
2. PhoebePrice.com
3. Phoebe Price | Dlisted

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:32pm.

For the love of all that is holy, how many freaking wardrobe changes did she bring to the beach?

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:31pm.

PP is wearing the most tired animal print I have ever seen.

I'd rather wear the real shit and have PETA on my case than this Target knock-off.

No offense to Target!

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:27pm.

Why do all skanks universally think dead animal shit (printed or real) is sexy?

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:27pm.

Cutlets reminds me of Octomom, without all the chirruns and welfare fraud.

Submitted by Emeriesan on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:21pm.

The fascinator looks like a bird flew straight into her head ("aaarrrrrkk!" dies with beak planted into skull)

Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:21pm.

Poor Chicken cutlets. There's something so pathetic in all her posing. She craves attention. You know, I think I've never seen her with a boyfriend or a man.

Submitted by Chatham on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:57am.

A shag rug vest? At the beach?

Submitted by Granny Frump on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:29am.

The epitome of skinny-fat. She's probably mostly harmless, though. Despite the chicken cutlets. Thank God SHE isn't all tatted up, what with those ghastly freckes and garish red hair.

Having said that, I like PP. I find her intriguing; does she have a job, is she independently wealthy, etc.?

Submitted by Bo on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:24am.

Ah yes, finger licking good! I'll have some wings and a breast please.