Lucite Angel On The Water
Haul out the holly, because March 21st is officially my new Christmas! I have already been gifted with pictures of Chicken Cutlets sunning her hot cross buns in Malibu, and now here's pictures of Shauna Sand riding a jet ski like a graceful lucite angel dolphin gliding through clouds made of diamond dust. That's not water splashing. That's the jet-ski orgasming, because it had the epitome of elegance on its back. Cancel church, because here we have the father, the son, and the holy lucite.
Here's more of the Empress of Lucite and her new subservient in Miami yesterday. And you know that I'd lick CHERYL BURKE'S mop head if Shauna commanded me to, but she really needs to send that beat down Louis Vuitton bag to the Natural History Museum already. It's pretty much an artifact.
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hehe I love that MK singled out March 21st 'cause it's my birthday!!! :o)
she's just all typse of perfect *sigh*
Im impressed that she can walk on sand in those lucite heels!
She needs a new titty job I think and her face doesnt move from all the botox and with all the year round tanning shes gonna look like a piece of botoxed jerky in a few years thats for sure....
She sure likes her boys young but shes only following creepy Lorenzo's lead although come to think of it he likes them still in high school...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Why does she get hot guys? She is so unfortunate looking in the face.
She is a sad woman... I hope she hasn't done the little girls she's raising too much damage. I have never, in my life, growing up on a beach, living on the ocean now, seen this footwear on the beach! And, that is not a beach bag... surf bunny = FAIL!
The woman walks around in nothing but lucite hells all day and her ass cheeks cannot lift themselves?
That ass is a travesty. She is skinny fat-not cute.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
This is the same raggedy-ass butt-ugly end-of-season at Wal Mart bikini she was wearing in Miami last year with her flavor of the month boy. ENOUGH!
I put the F-U in Fun.
Submitted by norma_desmond on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:42pm.
to be fair, there was a day when taking a beat up purse to the beach made sense--but the lucite shoes negates the idea that she's roughin it
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She carries that purse all the time though.
@salacious
LMAO
Ugh, greasy.
Submitted by moomarse on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 3:09pm.
Submitted by The Real Mimi on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:31am.
My question is is she wearing her heels while riding the Skeedo?
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That was my question!
I'm sure she is---I think they're attached to her feet!
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Maybe he is. Nah... I think they are attached!
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That's what I'm dying to know... My faith in human kind depends on it.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 3:42pm.
I'm sick, it's raining here and this bitch is flaunting that jet ski.
*looks at jet ski in garage lovingly*
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* looks at cobwebs and dead centipedes in garage *
Who's flaunting what, Evilshoe?
I'm sick, it's raining here and this bitch is flaunting that jet ski.
*looks at jet ski in garage lovingly*
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:18pm.
Her smile screams agony. Doesn't look comfortable :D
It probably took everything she had to make her face conform to a smile!!
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Submitted by The Real Mimi on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 12:45pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:31am.
My question is is she wearing her heels while riding the Skeedo?
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That was my question!
I'm sure she is---I think they're attached to her feet!
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Maybe he is. Nah... I think they are attached!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
Her "new subservient" is an upgrade from the last heroin-addict looking one, but he just looks like a waiter. Or else he probably parked her car or brought her luggage to the room.
She has got to be the most unattractive woman who has no clue about her real appearance that I've ever seen.
But lets not forget the great achievements of Jordan also, who even as a brunette manages to look tacky.
ahahahaha
Coma Caca!
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she has beautiful legs- that is my say something nice.
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and your old tricks no longer work
You should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped- so dust off those Fuck Me Pumps
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Actually, she looks somewhat better than she did in the 'sex tape' porno, but that's because the really nasty bits are covered.
And, where does she find her new duders?
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:31am.
My question is is she wearing her heels while riding the Skeedo?
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That was my question!
I'm sure she is---I think they're attached to her feet!
to be fair, there was a day when taking a beat up purse to the beach made sense--but the lucite shoes negates the idea that she's roughin it
That beat up 13 year old Vuitton actually looks better than her face. And the fact that she can walk in sand while wearing those heels is proof positive she's an alien.
God this bitch is a total waste of oxygen. Her boobs alone are causing global warming. That second thumbnail of Shauna's rent-a-boy is great, he looks dumber than a doorknob with his mouth hanging open displaying that wad of gum. If she paid more than twenty bucks for his services, she paid too much.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Her smile screams agony. Doesn't look comfortable :D
SS looks like a post-op lady boy.
dayum..you gotta give that puta some credit..she is real thru and thru...wearing her hooka shoes to the beach and that ugly ass louie...
how the fuck does some stay so skinny after having so many kids...
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
How the fuck does she keep getting those man-pieces?
I saw the sex tape, she does not have extraordinary skills in sexy times.
She always wears the ugliest bikinis.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:44am.
So is there no money left in her budget after gargantuan titty balls, battered Vuitton, and lucite ho heels for some ass implants?
Shauna needs to get CoCo on speed dial!
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Gotdamn BD, not you too??? Coco's only five feet nothin inches tall, she's got the perfect frame to build up her buttcheeks thru heavy squats with weights.
HER ASS IS REAL!!!
So is there no money left in her budget after gargantuan titty balls, battered Vuitton, and lucite ho heels for some ass implants?
Shauna needs to get CoCo on speed dial!
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Her new face certainly wasn't designed for smiling.
As for the guy she's with, I'd hit it. Yum.
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Shiitake happens...
Wearing her freakin' lucite heels on the beach! Is this bitch for real?
Good lord, you even named the photo "thatpurseisbeatasfuck.jpg"
You're on fire today, MK :D
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I wonder if Heidi wanted to look like Shauna and brought a picture of her to the surgeon... or they just have the same surgeon.
She's probably kicking herself for not thinking of the lucite heels first.
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My question is is she wearing her heels while riding the Skeedo?
And her ass in that fourth thumbnail is as flat as a pancake. I'm not knocking it but why a guy would prefer that over a woman with a little more meat on her is beyond me. She's built like a 14 yr old girl with a boob job.
I guess having a pussy is all that matters for some.
That purse is no more beat looking than its owner.
At first, I thought her LV was supposed to look distressed.
And then I found this: http://portero.com/media/catalog/product/1/0/10978-47--louis-vuitton-cen...
But you know, doesn't matter. All those Vuitton bags look like garbage bags decorated by 2nd-graders.
I like the elusive Carla Mancini bags FAR better.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
I'm pretty sure she hires/casts her male companions/escorts. This guy is so hot and seems rather disinterested in his maritime companion.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
PS. OMG she has new beefcake already!
I need to get me some plastic boobies!
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
What's the point of the life jacket? That bitch could float around the world.
I am certain there must be lucite flip-flops available. Cum the fuck ON!!!
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
OMG the fun never ends today, huh?
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
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WTF is wrong with her Vuitton? Mange?