Tiger Woods Did Some Pretty Bad Things
In case you missed it (and still give a dick), here's the 5-minute secret interview the hardest whoring pimp in the golf game gave to ESPN. This is Tiger's first interview since he brutally murdered that fire hydrant in cold water. Tiger allowed ESPN's Tom Rinaldi to ask him whatever he wanted as long as it was under 5-minutes. Yup, all the orgasms you can bust in 5-minutes!
Tiger didn't bring anything new to the party. He basically said that he did some pretty bad things (Yeah, we've seen all those bad things on The Insider by now) and that he married Elin because he "loved" her. When Tom asked Tiger if he got down with more than one jump-off, he simply said, "Just one is enough." I expected Mama Woods to shout from off camera, "Just as we rehearsed in the basement, Tiger! SING OUT! SING OUT!"
But seriously, Tom Rinaldi needs more people. Tom easily could've made that 5-minutes streeeeetch all the way into tomorrow afternoon. One word: AMBIEN. A few sips of Ambien tea, and Tiger would've answered any question Tom asked, made him a turkey club, choked him out, called him his whore and humped a stage freight. And when Tiger woke up from his Ambien haze, he wouldn't remember anything. If only Barbara Walters gave this interview. She would've come prepared with a bottle of the zzzzzz shit hidden in her cleavage.
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notice how he always says you yourself instead of me myself... he depersonalizes the whole thing..never claiming any responsibility... he is still in denial and will fuck another whore again... in 3 2 1......
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The war isn't working.
Elin is waiting for the sponsers to come back and get the accounts back up and then she is gonna BANG WHAM WOMP a big ass divorce and take 70 per cent when he fucks another whore... it will take maybe a year...
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The war isn't working.
dick cheese... shut up and go hit a ball in a cup dumbass
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The war isn't working.
WHAT MR. FLINTSTONE SAID!!!
You, my friend, are correctomundo.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
As a member in good standing of the man whore club, I understand what happened with Tiger. As for Elin, no fucking way would I let him stick his dick in my vadge! I mean I have seen of the shit he has done and I have to say - wouldn't do it Elin. In fact I can't believe she is still with Tiger particularly after the text messages being released. Thats hard for any girlfriend/wife to get over. I don't even think I could get myself out of that shit! Ouch - which only speaks to the fact that all women married to rich guys are really only whores, the issue is only one of price.
straight up lying sack of shit that would never have stopped until he was caught. As much as I despise all this "mistress/skank/slut/ho's" I wish they would all show up at his next golf tourney and make him so nervous he pees his pants...he only is regretful because he was caught...and started losing sponsors left and right...but to text all that stuff to all these skanks...in this day and age...and thinking they were not going to use it against him is just plain STOOPID...Lets all go boo Tiger...arrogant bastard...
Tiger is not fooling anyone. So he banged a few hundred whores? What famous athlete has not? Screw him and his stupid lies. Elin should have smacked that stupid smirk right off his beady eyed face.
I am so sick of Political Correctness!!!
Why can't Tiger just come out and say the truth?
"I am young, good looking, famous, rich and women like to throw themselves at me. I gave in to temptation and I got my groove on. So What? I am fuckin' human being. I tapped a whole bunch of ass and yes I was married at the time. If you were in my position, hell, you probably would have done the same. So, FUCK YOU and get that microphone outta my face, I got some golf balls to hit down the fairway."
The funny thing about being a porn star is that everyone automatically assumes that they can sleep with you. This is what I do for a living. I don`t just let anyone get into my pants.
If this was a rapper no one would care, I guess a Wheaties commercial will do fucked up things to your price if you get caught being a Ambien Ho!
"All cats are gray in the dark"
-my baby sister
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 7:44am.
...should have let a women interview him, THAT would have been interesting!
"Why are sticking your dick in women who are not your wife?"
"When you were biting and slapping ass, you forgot you were married or didn't care?"
"Your dad cheated on your mom, she didn't mind did she? It never broke her heart?"
and lastly, "Did you think it would be good for your young children to have a fucking whore for a father?"...you know, those types of professional questions.
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Yeah - I thought news was supposed to be objective. It REALLY bothers me how much they're rooting for him. Even the way the interviewer is talking to him - like a little boy who really didn't MEAN to forget his homework! He didn't MEAN TO DO THAT can't you see!?!
Please bitch, siddown.
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@okay: Yeah, I thought that was weird too...and telling, I guess. I wondered 1. if he didn't love her anymore or 2. if he was no longer permitted (via Elin's instructions) to profess his bullshit love for her...
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I found it interesting that when he spoke of Elin and their relationship,why he married her,etc. it was always in the past tense... Rianldi-"Why did you get married?" Tiger- “Why? Because I loved her,” he told Rinaldi. “I loved Elin with everything I have. And that's something that makes me feel even worse, that I did this to someone I loved that much."
Tiger's a manwhore, just like a million other manwhores in the world. The quantity doesn't make a damn difference. Wether it's one whore, or a thousand, he's still just a cheater. He obviously has no emotional attachment to any woman in his life, including Elin. The one exception may be his mother.
Anyway, if that were my husband, I'd beat his ass on the daily with a couple of bars of soap in a sock. Old school. Hell yeah.
Forgot to add: what's the going market price for dignity these days?
Maybe Elin can ask Kobe's wife.
I never like Tiger Woods. He's a pompous, hypocritical ass with a bad temper (if you've seen him play, then you know what I mean).
Tired of this motherfucking saga.
Who wants to listen to a sociopathic bullshitter lie some more in an 'EXCLUSIVE' interview? Spew out some bromides and pull some rehearsed 'remorseful' expressions , yeah, I'm not even bothering. Need a ban on further Tiger stories this shit is spent.
I think Elin is staying right now to get what SHE wants. Be it money or ______________.
When she has it, she will quit this bitch faster than a bad habit.
LMFAO at those gay ass texts!!!!! AAAHAHAHHAHAHA
"slap you and fuck the ass that I own" ahahahahah LAME.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
If Elin left him where would she go? Back to Sweden? Tiger could prevent her from taking the kids out of the country and she'll never leave them behind. So if she has to stay in the US for the sake of the kids, she may as well try to work things out with their father.
I wonder how much time a jury would give her for shooting him? Florida has the death penalty, maybe she could do a crime of passion in Colorado... they seem to be easier on celebrity crime.
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since that would be considered a crime of passion, maybe less than 10 years. But since I enjoy watching the guy play golf so much--can't wait for the masters--If I were the DA on that case I'd easily push for a hundred years.
All STD's aside, I cannot imagine reading all those text messages and the shit he did with other women and then him wanting sexay times with me.
Nope. Sexless marriage.
If I were Elin I would not want to share a house with him, let alone a state, possibly even a country.
So the fuck what if she is not sleeping in the same bed as him? She is still keeping up the image of his wife, which in turn helps him to retain his endorsements and make even more money. He's already used her enough to gain capital as a family man, and everyone knows now that he is not.
When Robert Johnson's (founder of BET)wife left him, it was not even some rampant 'choke & fuck' scenario like Cheetah's. She left him, took half and took a chance on finding someone that would treat her with some dignity.
No amount of money should be worth more than your dignity.
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...should have let a women interview him, THAT would have been interesting!
"Why are sticking your dick in women who are not your wife?"
"When you were biting and slapping ass, you forgot you were married or didn't care?"
"Your dad cheated on your mom, she didn't mind did she? It never broke her heart?"
and lastly, "Did you think it would be good for your young children to have a fucking whore for a father?"...you know, those types of professional questions.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
This asshole can lick a scrote and fuck right off.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Why do you guys think that Elin is even sleeping with Tiger just because she hasn't divorced him yet?
They live in a big house, she could be sleeping in one room and he in another. I'm going to bet the farm that is what they are doing.
And she wouldn't be the only chick that stuck by her man when he cheated. Does anyone remember Hillary Clinton? Monica wasn't the only chick that got to play with Bill's meat stick.
If Elin wants to stay in this marriage, I say "so what"? Spend all of Tiger's money, sleep with the pool boy and the mail man. What's Tiger gonna do?
There is no guarantee that the next man she gets with will be faithful.
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He is so fucking unattractive on the outside and apparently also on the inside, nasty perverted fucker... I think Elin will leave him eventually (hopefully soon because she is embarrassing herself every day she stays with him), this shit is just too much....
where is paul mooney???
Poor Tiger. Ugly as poopoo and most likely afflicted with tinymeat - has to spend so much of his $$$ for the white stinkfish that he craves......
Team Fuckin leave his ass Elin! Once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater! I learned the hard way. Take the kids and GTFO! Ugh, under ANY circumstances, this guy sucks!
Why is Elin staying?
Well, one can never underestimate that good feeling of being a victim.
She can demand anything now, she can be treated like a princess for a couple of months.
I can see no other reason but this.
And for the children wondering why she stayed. Children love their parents, of course the kids will want them to stay married.
"Sing out, Louise!!!"
@The Breakdown: "That is straight up skankery, plain and simple. And any grown ass person would not stay around for that shit."
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No, but they will stay to fulfill an iron-clad pre-nup that requires X number of years of marriage (see Tommy-Girl and his Stepford Hag), or to make him suffer! (evil laugh)
Kidding! No jury would blame her if she beat his ass.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:52am.
I'm with TheBreakdown.
Team Take His Ass Out
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What? You got something against forced sodomy? :x
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I'm with TheBreakdown.
Team Take His Ass Out
I wonder how much time a jury would give her for shooting him? Florida has the death penalty, maybe she could do a crime of passion in Colorado... they seem to be easier on celebrity crime.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:34am.
Tiger has had so much hind that Elin needs to throw those clubs away, pick up a .22 and bust a cap in his ass.
20/20 my ass!
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ROTFL! I would have assfucked him with a bat, no golf clubs, tyvm. But then again, that is just me... For all we know Elin is as insecure as a gerbil at the entrance of Richard Geere's asshole, so...
And what do you mean by "20/20 my ass!" Are there any pictures? Please say yes!
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Tiger has had so much hind that Elin needs to throw those clubs away, pick up a .22 and bust a cap in his ass.
20/20 my ass!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 11:59pm.
Lory:
People that stay together for the sake of the kids often also do it because of the financial strain it would cause on those children. This is not the case here. She has millions in her own right and would have millions more if she quit that bitch.
And these kids are going to get to an age where they will know what happened and then it is just natural to ask "why did you stay?!" and what the hell is she gonna say?
Because I loved him?
Because his actions are so selfish that he cannot possibly love anyone but himself and anything else is just a commodity he can have if he so desires.
If he had been caught having AN affair that would be different. This nasty tortoise was caught sticking that club in as many holes as would allow.
That is straight up skankery, plain and simple. And any grown ass person would not stay around for that shit.
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Look, while I would never advise anyone to stay in a marriage for the kids I do understand that when people are going through this shit and find themselves drowned in a sea of pain they do not see things straight. I know for a fact that for some women, it wouldn't take much to get a divorce, but I am also aware that there are others who need to go through that "stay with your man" phase so they can say, "well at least we tried". We know how this going to end, and they know it is going to end but for some strange reason, they think they can make it work. Why do they do it? Insecurity, money, love(?), children... Take your pick. (Hell there are some women who were raised with the idea that they should stay with their man no matter what so taht is all they know). It is not wise, and it is not right but shit like this happens in real life all the time, and like I said before, women stay not only with cheating husbands but with abusive ones for way less that Elin is staying. Why deny Elin the suffering she craves until she finally realizes she won't make it work? Remember, hindsight is 20/20.
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I wish I could believe he is genuinely sorry and not just regurgitating what his PR agents have instructed him to in order to get his sponsorships back.
But I don't.
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Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:10am.
I cannot for the life of me figure out how any woman could be sexually attracted to this trout-faced ballbag.
Or keep a straight face when he says stuff like, "give me that ass that I own, you dirty, little whore!"
I cannot for the life of me figure out how any woman could be sexually attracted to this trout-faced ballbag. He looks like Pete Burns without the fabulous.
The chicks that got with this dude must have had ear plugs and tape over their eyes..cuz he is one unsexy mo-fo..kinda looks like he is from Star Trek
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tigs will be forgiven. jesse will be too cause he's been out 'walkin' w/ CinnyBun (that fucker don't deserve CBun!). the world will go on. errything is an allegory of comedy/tragedy. tomorrow is fucking monday. got to do the workweek grind and submit papers (for us dual work/degree ppl - shouts to EvilShoe). the hives/dormant herp outbreak will clear up. 2012 is 2012. DListed whorz/pimps will ALWAYS be shackled to this site. some of us are drunks; all are manic (probs, don't fucking lie, y'all - aint nothing wrong w/ manic genius). the wine is running out. we got each other. hope is alive.
*speakits - i had an introspective moment; you count. til the end of time, biotch*
i cant stay away from you guys. (well, i can, but i probs gotta login maybe twice a week as opposed to the addictive twice a day n shit).
lurv is lurv, hos. it aint about quantity - it's about quality. y'all quality hoz/pimps. 'nite.
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The chicks that got with this dude must have had ear plugs and tape over their eyes..cuz he is one unsexy mo-fo..kinda looks like he is from Star Trek
Lory:
People that stay together for the sake of the kids often also do it because of the financial strain it would cause on those children. This is not the case here. She has millions in her own right and would have millions more if she quit that bitch.
And these kids are going to get to an age where they will know what happened and then it is just natural to ask "why did you stay?!" and what the hell is she gonna say?
Because I loved him?
Because his actions are so selfish that he cannot possibly love anyone but himself and anything else is just a commodity he can have if he so desires.
If he had been caught having AN affair that would be different. This nasty tortoise was caught sticking that club in as many holes as would allow.
That is straight up skankery, plain and simple. And any grown ass person would not stay around for that shit.
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Submitted by bambam on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 10:47pm.
Whattaya want the guy to do, huh? What??? Public flogging? Strip him of his earnings? Castration?
Not that I really give a fuck but when is a person forgiven? Fuck people.
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Oh, don't worry about him, he still has his millions that will keep him warm at night. As for when will he be forgiven, well I guess he will be forgiven when the pictures of Jesse James wearing nazi regalia show up which will be in 4, 3, 2...
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 03/21/2010 - 10:01pm.
She is no better than any of the dozens of hos he had on the side in my opinion.
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Dude, like, no way... Life isn't black or white man, specially when kids are involved. I just think of it this way, just because I would never take a man like Tiger back -no matter what, mind you- that doesn't mean I can judge a mother of two who most likely married in love with this slow looking fucker. I have seen too many strong and intelligent women who have stayed for less. What is in Elin's mind and heart, we'll never know (she hasn't said shit about this whole ordeal), but oh we do know what the mistresses got in theirs because they have made it public in more ways than one, heck! they have even spoken about their "hurt feelings" in several occasions. What is it they want, well you guessed it right! They want nothing but instant fame and $$$$$$$....
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I despise this misogynistic psychopath.
What a waste of a perfectly good five minutes. Had Michael or one of us whores been running that interview, we would've got shit done right.