Reese And Not-Jake Go Public
That poor little girl saw Reese Witherspoon holding hands with a grow-man wearing flip-flops with long pants, and figured it was Jakey Poo. So she ran over to hand Jakey a pink umbrella, because she knows he loves nothing more than to prance around his backyard with a ruffle parasol in his hand (who doesn't?). The little girl felt a wave of disappointment hit her when she got up close and realized it wasn't Jakey. It's Reese's new piece Jim Toth! DAMN JIM for tricking that little girl by wearing man flops with pants.
Reese and her new hand-holding partner spent the weekend in Ojai, CA to celebrate her birthday. They've been dating for a few weeks, but this is one of the first times they've been photographed together.
Hopefully, Reese has finally found someone that can blow into her hot box without giggling. Although, I do spy a few glitter flakes wafting off of Jim. It's probably nothing. Reese just likes her men the same way she likes her tea: WITH EXTRA HONAAAY!
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She and Ryan are too much, those poor kids.
She looks cute and happy. Maybe this one's a keeper?
I agree with you, Irish. Reese has become a disappointment. She was so great in Freeway and Election. Now she just does shit.
Reese is getting annoying. She's floating around too many men to her kids (and yes, I think two in a row after Daddy left is too many) - do these actors and actresses really fear being alone? I've been married for 7 years and if it ended, I'd spend at least two years enjoying having a bed all to myself, nevermind keeping various new "uncles" away from my kids.
Everyone seems to go from one trick to another, even if kids are involved.
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He looks like a young Michael Lohan
Hm. Not nearly as pretty as Jake, of course, but looks like a definite breeder. I guess Reese is ready to have the sexing again. Good for her. Being a beard can grow tiresome.
Personally I've liked Reese since "Man In The Moon" and it kinda bothers me that she's got a new man already. What are the kids thinking I wonder?? Sorry... it just bothers me cause I feel she's a good mom and I guess I'm wondering why she always needs a man in her life.
Downgrade.
my sister does the same thing to my niece and it drives me nuts, but we don't even know if RW has introduced Not Jake to the kids yet.
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I am convinced that all this family shit is just that - shit. It's all a photo-op. Jake was always "bonding" with her kids, and now the new guy does the same. I am not fooled, but I think it's kinda self centered to put your image before your family.....shame on you Reese. Give it rest.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I like Reese, but seriously, she needs to start thinking about her kids and keeping their home life stable, and not introduce every single boyfriend to them.
Biggest smile on her in years=Sex in this relationship?
Good for her. But really who cares?
someone please explain to me why that man is wearing Jncos.
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they're cute with the hats. (not as cute as JG, but cute)
I don't know, she looks happier with this dude than she did with Jakey. Maybe having sex again has removed the stick from her arse then?
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Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 9:02am.
My Two cents: I really hate when people have their new piece around their kids. Reese had Jake around during family outings and what not, then they broke up, now I'm seeing pictures of her with this dude carrying her kids on his back, WTF? Too soon!
EXACTLY!!!
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what's more amazing is that she and Britney have managed to date probably the only two straight male talent agents on earth!
I wish Jake would just come out already. we all know he is Toothy Tile. Ted C has named everybody but Jake in Hollywood as NOT TT.
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So glad that Jake dumped that fugly beard.
So nice of CAA to provide Witherspoon with a rent-a-boyfriend for her boring photo ops.
Downgrade. Boring downgrade at that.
Is she the less skanky version of Kate Hudson? She doesn't have much downtime between men.
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God these people are boring for a Monday morning-actually for any time....and to think they followed a story about Dreamboat.....
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Submitted by Morbidosity: "...What is it doing to the kids? Are they looking at all the new pieces as 'daddy'? Ive never been in that position so I dont know, but I am curious."
Since my mother didn't date when my parents split up, I can only tell you about my father's pieces: We hated them and made fun of them. It wasn't particularly damaging. We didn't think of them as mom figures at ALL. They were jokes.
My theory is that, if the kids have a dad in their lives, the new men don't have as much impact. If there is no father figure established in their lives, though, that can really fuck them up.
d by Morbidosity on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 8:46am.
Noticing a teeny tiny belly bulge. Pregnancy rumors in 4...3....2..
nah she always had a belly bulge for some reason she has skinny arms and legs a fat tummy look at all her pictures even before ryan
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
I don't have kids but I have to agree with all those saying that it isn't cool to have people you're just dating moving in and out of their lives. Jake spent a lot of time with her kids and just because she moved on it doesn't mean her kids have even if they never say anything.
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Submitted by putas: "...I always tell mt. Putas if we ever hit the skids I'd prob. wait forever to date anyway. I would be suspicious of any dude who wanted to date a woman with a few young kids and assume the worst about him..."
Me too! How many young girls (and boys) are molested (or beatedn) by their stepfathers?
My mother didn't date until we were grown up and out of the house. We kind of thought she was being a martyr at the time, but now that I have three daughters of my own, I understand. And appreciate her so much!
Pffft. Nothing wrong with flip-flops.
What bugs me about this (if anything) is how soon she's moved on. Some people obviously don't know how to be single.
Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 9:02am.
My Two cents: I really hate when people have their new piece around their kids. Reese had Jake around during family outings and what not, then they broke up, now I'm seeing pictures of her with this dude carrying her kids on his back, WTF? Too soon!
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Agreed.
Damn girl that was fast. I never liked Jake with her anyway.
JAKEY POOPY SCHMOOPY!
I wonder if she dropped by the Walker's compound? Nora could have whipped up some brioche or something.
I agree @ the too soon comments. I always tell mt. Putas if we ever hit the skids I'd prob. wait forever to date anyway. I would be suspicious of any dude who wanted to date a woman with a few young kids and assume the worst about him until I saw I was being paranoid. Also the fact kids get attached quickly.confused at the revolving door. As Ru Paul would say I'd make him WOOORRKKKKK first.
Submitted by Banana Jesus on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 9:02am.
My Two cents: I really hate when people have their new piece around their kids. Reese had Jake around during family outings and what not, then they broke up, now I'm seeing pictures of her with this dude carrying her kids on his back, WTF? Too soon!
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My point exactly. What is it doing to the kids? Are they looking at all the new pieces as 'daddy'? Ive never been in that position so I dont know, but I am curious.
I'm probably the only one here who thinks this, but I think he's an upgrade from Jakey Poo. He has nice feet and I would definitely take a ride on his bologna pony!
My Two cents: I really hate when people have their new piece around their kids. Reese had Jake around during family outings and what not, then they broke up, now I'm seeing pictures of her with this dude carrying her kids on his back, WTF? Too soon!
Stanford hats just dont compare to nazi-commander hats.
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That is ONE boring bitch. Thats all i have to say
She really likes to date homos, doesn't she?
Other than the movie Election, this girl just doesn't do it for me. She wasn't bad in Walk the Line, but I didn't think she was all that either.
What do you think he's sipping on? I don't think mimosa's taste the same out of Styrofoam.
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eww, he's gross. major downgrade reese
She shaved her beard quickly didn't she?
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I cant help but wonder what her children think of this? New men in and out of her life. I think as a kid that would have confused me to no end. Get attached to one and then they are gone. That shit can be damaging I would imagine.
Hmm, she moved on rather quickly. This guy looks like a geek and he is fug too.
Noticing a teeny tiny belly bulge. Pregnancy rumors in 4...3....2....
Just a couple of girls out shopping...
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"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Why is the ickyfish holding hands with the Friend of Dorothy?
It is obvious Reese likes her men with a little butter dripping on both sides.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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hey she can go join the ex beard club now.
wonder what she got outta that deal. dumb broad is dumb.
the new guy looks hotter than jake so its an upgrade all round.
joke might get to hook up wiht a dude now... lol right?
This BITCH. That guy can't hold a candle to Jakey! Wonder if she's introduced him to her kids yet? Jake got along so well with her kids. Now they have to get used to someone else. BITCH.
Oh well, at least Jake is free from her.
ETA: I'll have to remember that name - "Not-Jake." LOL
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