Monday, March 22nd 2010

You Already Know What This Is About

Whenever you see a picture of Dreamboat Doherty's cherished dough-face on any site, you know to automatically scratch another line on the wall, because he's been arrested again. You're going to need a fresh new wall soon.

BBC News reports that Dreamy was taken to his home away from home on Friday to speak to police about his involvement in the death of heiress Robin Whitehead. Dreamy was arrested, because the police believe that Dreamy supplied Robin with copious amounts of the bad shit before her death. Robin was found dead in her apartment from an apparent overdose after she had tea and crumpets with Dreamy and three other men. And by "had tea and crumpets" I mean that they smoked crack and snorted heroin. Apparently, the police have video footage of Robin and Dreamy partaking in Amy Wino's former morning ritual.

Dreamy and the three dudes were charged with suspicion of supplying drugs. They were released on bail and they must return next month to answer to the charges.

What more is there to say about this? Dreamy sees the inside of a jail cell more than he sees the inside of a shower. Although, that's not saying much because he sees the inside of a jail cell more than his asshole sees a piece of toiler paper.

It's probably like a damn family reunion every time Dreamy gets arrested. All the cops cheer and hug Dreamy when he comes stomping through the front door of the police station. Everyone gets to catch up! As the cops use a salad tong covered with a GLAD bag to check his asshole for contraband (or Lindsay Lohan's career), they tell Dreamy how their wife and kids are doing, etc.. etc...

Posted by: Michael K


The Libertines are reunitng to play Reading. Hey, remember when Pete Docherty used to be awesome?

Whamo's picture

Pete, Pete Pete, Good God I wish he'd get his shit together. I love this guy's music with both The Libertines and Babyshambles but man he's hard to look at. WTF.. please take a bath clean up inside and out and keep making beautiful music.
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Green Is Good's picture

Just legalize all the drugs already. Anybody that wants to OD, have at it. Quit clogging the legal system and social services with your BS.

The pharmaceutical companies are totally missing the boat on this. Never mind the prescription meds, they would make an even bigger killing providing "safe" pharmaceutical grade cocaine, meth, pot, etc.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

holyshit MK, outdid yourself again haha! And made a the sad shitastic antics of Dreamy P high satire...literally (muah!)

buddhistgirl69's picture

I love that in England you can register as a drug addict and they keep you in your methadone. Similar thing in Vancouver, B.C. They should decriminalize drugs here and let the prisons clear some space for the pedophiles and rapists... If someone wants to do drugs, they will find them, TRUST!

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And he'll be about ın approxımately 72 hours to repeat thıs tıred process all over agaın.

Some of these crackheads you wısh death upon only to stop seeıng theır faces for you know what!

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what a turd. I have the urge to brush my teeth just lookin' at him...why doesn't he?!

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Lexicon_Devil

He is hot! & SUPER talented!
LOVE his music!!!
& WTF? he did'nt MAKE her do the drugs?

justincase's picture

Crikey!!!!
Again and again. Oh! the humanity.

EvilShoe's picture

He's looking gross here, and it's probably more so because I'm still knocking on death's door.

*takes DayQuil*

ugh.

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angel_i's picture

I'm just shocked that's a pen in his hand and not a needle.

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Vern's picture

I agree Hekki. If less people got molested the need for drugs would decrease.

ikoihiI's picture

I swoon every time I get a glimpse of those buttered corn kernel teef peering out from his sweaty pallid face.

freshfacestripper's picture

they arrested him for partying with a chick who od'd at home?? damn...

Reeter's picture

He's still alive?

Miami's picture

This is the first I have heard of arresting someone for supplying drugs. Why didn't they do that in Britney Murphey, Corey Haim, and Casey Johnson's deaths? Someone supplied them with drugs.

letinstar's picture

what will it take to keep dreamy in jail?
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agirl's picture

It looks like his thumb has been circumsized in that big pic.

Sweet Babu's picture

It looks like that kid is handing Dreamy a baggie of hashish in the bottom center of this pic.

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Hekki's picture

The older I get, the more convinced I am that we should just legalize/regulate drugs. Just let natural selection play out. Then we could have more room to keep the sex offenders behind bars forever.

Yeah, yeah, I know drug dealers are bad people, but I'd rather ten drug dealers on my corner than one pedophile.

You_Complete_Me.'s picture

Fuck. If I had to live in the UK, I'd be drunk and/or high every day, too.

(j/k.)

But not really.

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lara's picture

lol. he's quite talented though.

parissucksliterally's picture

they never KEEP him in jail! He and DMX get away with shit constantly! WTF?

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snowpiece's picture

LMAO @ "he's done something with his hair"

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

He's done something different with his hair. looks somewhat dry. nasty fucker.
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DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

I hope it's a vodka bottle.. that would be more sanitary.. plus kids should be drinking at an early age.. get those kidneys ready!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 9:31am.

OMG sucky! is that child touching his peen with it's water bottle????
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ololol didn't even notice that. This picture just got even hotter.

he's a commercial for why you should bleach your teefs

snowpiece's picture

OMG sucky! is that child touching his peen with it's water bottle????

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 9:22am.
What is about to transpire in the lower right corner?

He's gonna write 'Pray for all sinners' on her forehead then fuck her face.

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swarm-of-locusts's picture

I don't understand drug laws in the UK; eventually Robert Downey Jr. went to prison for drug offenses after he kept getting arrested for the same shit. It didn't matter that he was rich and famous, people stopped being entertained by it all.
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Provolone's picture

He wont have to go to jail. The UK done and went crazy, you're not even allowed to get squatters off your property over-there!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1259279/Residents-powerless-remo...

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 9:22am.
What is about to transpire in the lower right corner?

The same thing that happened between you and your dad on your 5th birthday. *********************************************************************************************** Are you addressing me? Well lick it, stamp it and mail it to someone who gives a shit.

jack-n-the-hat's picture

AAAHAHAHAHA SUCKY you sick motherfucker!!!!!!!! LMFAO
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mslewis's picture

"Dreamy and The Three Dudes" sounds like a great band, doesn't it?

Oh, about Dreamboat . . . I just can't get excited about another arrest. I mean, it's like we all expect this to happen every two weeks or so. Life goes on!!

Raul Duke's picture

I can see where jail would be a hardship for Dreamy, tossing some one's salad for a dimebag is part of his daily routine. *********************************************************************************************** Are you addressing me? Well lick it, stamp it and mail it to someone who gives a shit.

I think he just wants to go back to jail so he can fulfill his anal sex fantasies but still put up the pretense of being heterosexual.

suckandfuck's picture

What is about to transpire in the lower right corner?