Monday, March 22nd 2010
JLove Cuts That Man Right Out Of Her Hair
When hos quit their piece, they usually drown their sorrows in a hard peen, a bowl of sweetened pancake batter or a Flowbee. JLove went with the latter and ripped her extensions out following her break-up from Jamie Kennedy. You know, because cum dust from your ex can still linger even if you shampoo that shit.
JLove totally threw herself a "Single and LOVIN' It" slumber party with her girlfriends where they vagazzled their parts and later helped her cut her hair as they shouted the lyrics to "How Do I Deal?" JLove is basically a walking musical montage from a early 90s romantic comedy.
And that haircut makes her look like she spends her mornings drawing happy faces and hearts on her children's brown paper lunch bags.
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I cant stand her!! We all know she reeks of desperation.
Why on earth would she cut her hair?! She has fabulous tits & she had long, sexy Victorias Secret hair & that is it! Now she is down to just being a great pair of tits & nothing else. Idiot.
These pictures give me wood. I don't know exactly why, but she is so attractive in thse pictures that I had to go ask my secretary to jerk me off.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 8:22am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 8:19am.
I love Jlove but sweet Jesus you could wash a tshirt on that forehead.
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Would you prefer she go the botox route? Ms. Kidman's forehead hasn't been able to do that in decades.
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Nope..as I said, I think she's fine as can be..just making an observation, it was meant as humour not an attack.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 8:19am.
I love Jlove but sweet Jesus you could wash a tshirt on that forehead.
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Would you prefer she go the botox route? Ms. Kidman's forehead hasn't been able to do that in decades.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
I love Jlove but sweet Jesus you could wash a tshirt on that forehead.
Long hair really elongated her already long face..so I say thumbs up to the haircut, even though it probably could have been styled better to look less soccer mom-ish.
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All I know is I'd f*ck her til her uterus exploded....
How can you possibly say JLH is ugly??? she's stunningly beautiful.
Whatever man this woman is friggin beautiful. If only she'd quit dating douchebags. It can't possibly be here thats the problem. She's awesome and soo friggin hot!
Ok, outfit is awful but I like the shoes. Anybody? Louboutin?
lol @tigerlilly hilarious
xoxox
The war isn't working.
wow dumped and a bad haircut... life sucks sometimes
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The war isn't working.
Ok, what is up with this outfit???? It's like a bootcamp soccer mom decided to WHORE it up with some hooker shoes and...and...THEN WHAT???? I don't get it...It's like Joey Potter's crawdad huntin' on the shores of Dawson's creek get up with her street walker kicks the other night at a bb game wif Tommy Girl???? Naw, whores, just naw...You wanna don some Huckleberry Finn shit, don't be pairin' it wif no fuck me pumps...That fucks up my childhood...Shit may as well wear Bambi antlers an anal beads hangin' out yo' nasty ass...
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I can't hate on her. She is not an awful person. I've never heard anyone say she was mean to them or said horrible things about anyone. And I think the shorter hair looks better on her than the longer hair did.
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Shes a serial dater!
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No atter how you cut it...
thıs ho ıs T to the I...to the URD!
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I think she looks good with the hair.
ugly
bad actress
I think she looks better w/ shorter hair
Blech! that outfit is fug
I'd have more respect for her if she remained single and footloose for a while instead of instantly hooking up again (which you know she'll do) and being engaged within a nanosecond (ditto).
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"You sir, have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk."
I love the cut! I'm soooo tired of extentsions that drag to the ground (hello Lilo).
Congrats J-Love! You have now officially gone from former sex-symbol to mini-van-driving soccer mom in an instant!
That haircut looks terrible on her.
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Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
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Could anyone be more insignificant?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:54pm.
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FLOL! There should be an adult Gymboree Store, right!? hehehehehe.
My lunch hour is done (sads) and I must go back to work...crap.
Thanks for playing angel_i! Meet me by the monkey bars tomorrow, k?! :)
xoxoxoxoxoxo everyone!
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
And yeah - I could catch myself in something ridic (maybe not that ridic) but that's only cuz I ask the kids if I look ok: "Yeah! You look GREAT!" Free fashion advice: Never use your kids for free fashion advice.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
@urmomma: That's funny. I've totally gone backwards...the older I get the younger I dress. I should be dressing like a toddler by the time I'm 60:) O hell, who am I kidding? Sometimes I'm dressed like a toddler now;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:40pm.
OMG is that a sign of aging?!
I've had my hair in pigtail braids for about a month now. *sigh*:(
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*pulls angel_i's piggytails and RUUUUNS!*
I think that there is an akward age for us women...when do we let go of certain practices? Like I don't go into hot topic anymore, which is sad because they have great stuff! LMAO! Seriously they do.
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
OMG is that a sign of aging?!
I've had my hair in pigtail braids for about a month now. *sigh*:(
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
She's a Walmart Aniston now, lol.
I disagree about long hair. My hair is past my waist and I do lot of stuff with mine. Buying hair toys is my hobby.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 12:05pm.
I'm Team JLove on this. You're hair doesn't do shit once it gets past your shoulders. Mine is just past my shoulders and it's a pain in the ass to maintain without 24/7 ponytail looks.
Shit, am I getting old?
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NO WAY! You are not old!
*hides ponytail that hangs to waist*
She will be engaged again soon...it is what she does.
**I ALT 12 you!**
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 03/04/2010 - 9:05pm.
UrMomma!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyngFurWy14
I think her hair looks good but I also think it makes her ass look fat.
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
WTF????? How the hell can anyone fuck Jamie Kennedy????
this girl needs to change more than her hair - I feel a little ill just thinking about fucky-times with him....worse than John Mayer.
who's next Jlove??? Seth Rogan????
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I like her without the extensions. Pointless those things are.
@ Emeriesan I was a bit harsh (bad haircut phobic) and over-reacted as I am sure your version looks charming on yourself.
I'm Team JLove on this. You're hair doesn't do shit once it gets past your shoulders. Mine is just past my shoulders and it's a pain in the ass to maintain without 24/7 ponytail looks.
Shit, am I getting old?
Is she still talking to ghosts and shit? Damn, being unemployed makes her job looks sweet.
@dirtywhoremouth
In the summer, in the summer
In other news, 'im so depressed being jobless and broke that im eating terrible instant mac and cheese meant for 3 alone.
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i can't believe this cunt still has a career / tv show
fuck off bitch
Hey! I've got that haircut! Stop the verbal abuse!... wait - Im bi so that might explain it.
To be honest i think that's the outfit that makes me barf, it's so dated and beigeist and romcom-friendly.
Is that a Betsey Johnson bag? I want!
"Picking a favorite blog is like picking a favorite crackhead. I don't know if I can do it" (MK, you're my fave crackhead)
Pffft. Hate this bitch. Next.
"Gayelle haircut?" You mean the bedazzled vajayjay wasn't enough of a clue?
At least she ain't bony.
Oh, aren't those shoes a variation of the shoes Katie Holmes was wearing the other day?
Casey Anthony is out of jail and wearing up to date shoes!
ugly bitch
Damn, I DO spend my mornings drawing happy faces and hearts on my children's brown paper lunch bags, but my hair is way cuter than that.
What's up with that outfit? Is she joining the Army?
LOL@ "hip&with it"...that is DEFINITELY how she's dressed LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Heterosexuality is not normal. It's just common.
~ Dorothy Parker
it is so adorable that she still tries to dress all "hip & with it" (as she probably calls it). I mean, the outfit is totally abercrombie and fitch circa 2001 and she probably thinks it looks awesome now because she "updated" it with those fug shoes. which look like knock-offs, btw. perma fashion fail, that jlove is.
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