Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This former Playmate and still publicity hungry model regularly exchanges sex for "candid" pap photos of herself to keep herself in the eye. (CDAN)
This blind item might look like lucite, smell like lucite, and taste like lucite (which tastes like the purified tear of a virgin angel staring into the face of Jesus), but it definitely isn't Shauna Sand. Camera lenses magically gravitate towards Shauna like Renee Zellweger to a flamer, so there's no need for her to court the attention (I'm lying). My guess is Victoria Silvstedt?
This famous female celebrity has a new movie coming out where she plays the romantic lead. If the movie does well it could lead to more romantic roles. She has been having problems getting romantic comedies because she doesn’t have any chemistry with men. In the next few weeks look for her to be photographed in the company of men. Her poor girlfriend is going to have to lay low. (2 Down Front via Blind Gossip)
Queef LaQueefah? Exhibit A?
This former A list action star thought he was giving his nephew a vitamin. It turns out he accidentally gave him GHB from his stash. The nephew had a horrible reaction but the star wouldn't let anyone call a doctor. (CDAN)
Vin Diesel seems more like a poppers kind of bitch to me, so I'll go with Jean-Claude Van Damme?
• 
I'm going with Anne Hathaway for #2...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758752/
#2 is Mylie Cyrus
#1 ıs defınıtely Miss Sand. MK just doesn't want to out one of hıs faves as an outright ho. But why would the paparazzı even have reason to follow her her (non)ass around? The only releases she has are the crabs funnelıng from her poon when she rıdes the waves on the beach.
#2 ıs QUeen Latıfah. Or ıs ıt Jessıcal Bıel? I would be wıllıng to bet that both of them are clıtty cıty!
#3? I couldn't care less because ıf ıt ıs JCVD he has been over sınce forever and a day and Vın Dıesel ıs borderlıne Cro-Magnon.
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
God, I love an unrepentant ho. I don't care who #1 is, but I really really hope it's the empress herself & she keeps her shoes on. I've never had any chemistry whatsoever with men - except gay guys. Go figure. I hope #2 is the Queen. :)
Oh, I definitely think that #2 is Queen. These pics were posted a couple of weeks ago.
http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/03/15/star-tracks-queen-latifah-splash...
__________________________________________________
Coming soon to darken a sky near you.
Slightly off topic: How can any woman wear those things without having their feet turn gangrenous and fall off? Wouldn't Lucite be incredibly painful on your soles since it wouldn't bend or compress? And wouldn't those plastic straps cut into your feet every time you moved?
Seriously I wore some cheap-ass flipflops once, and my feet bled. How can someone wear those things all the time?
I dunno about 3, but I agree that 1 and 2 are Shauna Whatserface and Queen Latifah. Queen is in some movie called "Just Wright" out in May which looks romcommy. But it could easily be Jessica Biel too; she's obviously a lesbo and she's in some movie called "Nailed" which is described as "politically charged romantic comedy" and sounds really stupid.
I don't think it's Latifah. Sadly, there aren't that many roles for black women. So I don't see her as getting passed for roles in the romantic comedy arena. Not to mention, don't the romantic comedy roles go to thin women?
I think it's also JB. She's hot, but there's something off about her.
The playmate could be Pam Anderson
************************************************
I agree #2 is the Queen, but I thought she had chemistry with Eugene Levy in Bringing Down the House.
****************************************************
"You don't fucking say.”
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 5:42pm.
#2- I am going with Jessica Beal- closeted kitty hunter
-----------------------
LOL @ kitty hunter.
I can't think of anyone for all items.
1. Joan Collins (that would be HWAT...until she breaks a hip)
2. Angie Jo (though I loved her in 'Marley and Me'
3. Ernest Borgnine
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Number 1 cannot be Victoria Silvstedt, she 's got a gig in both France and Italy being the resident bimbo on The Wheel of Fortune.
I'll go with the Empress of Lucite. The paps are doing offerings and she rewards them with her godly favors.
Number one is DEFINITELY Shauna Sand!! In nearly EVERY "candid" pic of her, she is mugging for the camera...you know after she does the deed, she strategizes the shot so as to get the most bang for her buck.
Queen Latifah is a *beautiful* woman...
Submitted by mslewis on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 5:37pm
====================================
Ha! You know her audience is gonna be there to support her, her fellow "sisters."
I'm also going with Silverstedt. She was photo'd in her bikini on a different site. And she's past her prime. Gives off that desperate look.
#1 I guess Jayde Nicole-Brody Jenner's ex. = Whore=A++
#2- I am going with Jessica Beal- closeted kitty hunter
#3- I recall Jude Law's young daughter finding ecstasy on the rug when he was with his ex and she was rushed to emergency... no guesses on this and I don't believe much from CDAN anyhow.
Submitted by BorgQueen on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 5:39pm.
(1) Holly Madison
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Good guess and sounds totally like her.
(1) Holly Madison
----------------------------------------
Never envy big shots.. Big shots are just small shots who kept shooting
I'm thinking #2 is the Queen because, judging from the trailer for "Just Wright", the woman has zero chemistry with Common. And Common is used to large ladies . . . he has been dating Serena Williams for a couple of years now. He should have good chemistry with big, ugly, man-looking ladies just from that.
I can't see this movie doing well at the BO. Nobody is going to believe the story, even though it actually looks like a good storyline, just with the wrong people. If they wanted a large, Black woman, why didn't they get Jennifer Hudson? She would have at least looked age-appropriate and less butch than Queen.
The Rock is givin out rock
http://www.hannahsatana.blogspot.com/
I didn't know GHB came in pill form - I thought just liquid.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
I hope #3 is Tommy Girl!!!! I hope, I hope, I hope.........
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
#1 is Bindy Irwin.
Actually, the poor girlfriend is going to have to LIE low, unless we are discussing on which shelf she is placing the towels, in the linen closet. However, she lay low yesterday, and has lain low for years.
1. Shauna: Victoria is not paid attention to by anyone except tricks who rent her.
2. Queen: she was photographed frolicking in a pool with some dude last week...not pretty and very awkward.
3. Don't know, but it's kinda fucked to care more about your rep than your nephew possibly dying of an OD because you fucked up.
_________________________________________________
Coming soon to darken a sky near you.
Vern - Ok, LMAO! Honestly, until I read the last part about the girlfriend, I was thinking Aniston all the way too. HAHAHAHAHAH!
M.E. I know Manniston's not supposed to be a gayelle, but She's so unbelievable as an actress I chose her anyway. :)
Jodie had some great chemistry with Hannibal Lecter and that movie was fucking hilarious. So it's not her.
1. Pam Anderson is considered an actress, not a model. Not her.
Submitted by Vern on Mon, 03/22/2010 - 4:17pm.
I'm voting Manniston for #2 because she has no chemistry what-so-ever.
***********************************************
But Aniston is not the gayelle.
1. Pamela Anderson
2. Jodie Foster
3. The Rock (of crack)
For what it's worth -
1 - Pamela Anderson
2 - Sharon Stone
3 - Vin Diesel
I'm voting Manniston for #2 because she has no chemistry what-so-ever.
I doubt #2 is QL. Why would she WANT roles as a romantic lead? If it's QL, she's shown that she can do other things, and how many movie roles ARE there which call for a large black butchie over 40 for the romantic lead? And I doubt that audiences are going to buy it. It's like saying Kathy Bates (LOVE her BTW) is going to play the romantic lead in something. Nuh-uh.
Roofies
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Where the anti-social come to socialize with other anti-socials." redvelvetcake
I'll say Sly Stallone for #3.
Ahh, thanks, M.E. Nice uncle there.
GHB = the date rape drug.
#3 Arnold Swartzeneger
What's a GHB?