Sarah Palin's Reality Show Is Going To Happen
Executive Producer Mark Burnett and Sarah Palin have been working the ho stroll hard trying to sell her reality show to the highest bidder. All of the major networks passed on the show, but apparently both the Discovery Channel and A&E put offers on the table. Variety reports that A&E pulled out yesterday, which means Sarah's going to sit right next to Mike Rowe at the Discovery Channel's holiday party! That will be Mike's dirtiest job yet.
The Discovery Channel will ride in on a chariot pulled by the four horsemen and make the announcement at their upfront presentation in NYC in a couple of days. The rumor is that Sarah's whoring paid off, because Discovery bought the show for $1 million an episode.
Sarah's reality show will be more like Planet Earth and less like Jersey Shore. Sarah Palin's Alaska will follow Sarah as she introduces viewers to the traditions and attractions of Alaska. It's going to be hilarious watching the bears flinch and make the sign of the cross when Sarah comes around with her cameras. And I can't wait for the episode where Sarah and Sherry Johnston teach us how to start our own OxyContin ring. I'm keeping a page in my notepad blank for that one.
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AMEN to the person below me on here!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
She better not kill any animals on that show... I hate her with passion. I hope there is a special place in hell for her where the innocent animal souls get to get even.
oh jesus christ on a cracker. i am so sick of this redneck!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
I love me some Sarah Palin.
Oh my god, I just realized Sarah Palin is the straight lesbian. Is there even a word for that?
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So...she's gonna show everyone how you can see Russia from her house, how to shoot wolves from helicopters, how to kill and butcher a moose in her living room, the various meth labs sprinkled around her neighborhood, the turkey slaughtering area around the corner, and other delights which have made ber and the state of Alaska so compelling. I'm sure her narration will be as coherent and intelligent as all her other speeches and commentary have been, especially as she reads them off her hand and forearm. Can't wait.
The Discovery Channel has just hit a new nadir.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 10:40am.
Maybe she will show how to bait a bear trap with a tard baby.
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Now, I'm all for snarking, but that's crossing the line IMO. I have friends who sponsor retarded kids and people so I am around them sometimes. I just can't get behind something this insensitive.
Sandbitch:
If Palin wanted to make herself useful and a national hero to boot; she'd grab her rifle and snipe Jesse James!
She'd never see a day in prison.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 7:41pm.
I will continue to ridicule Palin because if she were from a state that mattered she never would have been governor in the first place.
---You better hope they don't have internetz in Alaska.
I will continue to ridicule Palin because if she were from a state that mattered she never would have been governor in the first place.
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i am not even a fan of this woman or anything but she gets a lot of crap from people for what?
there are far worse people in the world and such.
i wish obama and co. would get this treatment.
you've just been violated!
What is American television coming to?
PuppyJuice.com
Hopefully Discovery will ship it to TLC, where they put all their other serious reality freak shows.
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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?
GTFO Palin is going to be showing AK? She doesn't even live here and people here don't even like her. Get this $ hungry Ho out of here. God i hope this blows up in here face.
Well good. That's right where she belongs, in the idiot's club with Snookie, the kardashians and the Whoreswives.
Toilet water always seeks the lowest level.
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I is scared. She will run for prez and win because she is the first candidate with a reality show and many americans will think this is proof she is smart and successful. Tell me I am wrong, please.
Mark Burnett just jumped the queue for the do ANYTHING to make more money line-up.
My experience with reality television consists of the first two seasons of Survivor and three seasons of ANTM. Good times and then it was over! The current, mostly reality TV landscape is like Dresden after the bombing. I miss nothing but what used to be.
This show will be a total disaster
Submitted by akpetmom on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 3:23pm.
We do have "Big Wild Life" here in Wasilla. Hope Discovery Channel is prepared :-)
You're talking about this sort of wildlife, aren't ya? :D
grrr...
And humanity slips further down the drain! Push the button already.
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Yay, more cameras in Wasilla; guess I'd better start dressing up again when I go to the grocery store!
We do have "Big Wild Life" here in Wasilla. Hope Discovery Channel is prepared :-)
I echo all the nasty sentiments about Sarah Palin because she truly deserves it. She makes politics and politicians in American seems like a big joke. She bailed on Alaska, using it as a platform to go onto bigger times and KA-CHING$$$$!!! I also echo :
Submitted by parkerj on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 10:29am.
I blame all of this on McCain, the politician that gave birth to this monster.
McCain and whoever in the Republicans who had the worse idea in history to get her on the VP platform deserves to end up in hell chain next to Sarah Palin and looking into her face for the next thousand years
A million an episode on Alaska?! She could buy Alaska soon. I'm boycotting Discovery
On the plus side, this show will make it easier for us to keep an eye on Russia.
And for you heauxz that doubted me when I told you that Sarah Palın was not runnıng for Presıdent ın 4 years but was ınstead cashıng ın on her notorıety...?
Told ya so!
Thıs bıtch ıs lookıng for checks checks checks!
Let her have her dumb ass show. It keeps her out of our Oval Offıce!
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when is she going to be assassinated? why don't people assassinate anymore? (assassinate irrelevant people!)
This is the disgusting.
She is disgusting.
That is all.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
It's always wonderful to see dumb ass, ignorant, attention whoring, bass ackwards, serial quitters fail up. Yep, that doesn't make me feel stabby at all. This is what America is all about! Great...just great.
All this bitch ever wanted was big paydays and it galls me that she keeps getting them. For. Fucking. What? As granny would say, "Truly Satan is the prince of this world."
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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I want to see the episode where she shoots wolves from the helicopter. And the one where she kills and field dresses an elk. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
What will her show be about? Who is willing to watch the show? Oh yeah, her supportors. Out of 307 million American people, she maybe has 50,000 supporters, if that. Way to go Sarah!
This news pleases me. ;P
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She will be the first to put us in the new Republican concentration camps after they get back in office. "'Lil'"Auschwitz" in Barrow. Offense: IQ over 75.
That pic of Palin must have been taken at her audition for the Subway "5 Dollar Footlong" commercial. Don't laugh, I wouldn't put it past her at this point.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
jazzfish_77 on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 10:43am.
Dammit! This means she won't be running for President.
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DANG IT!
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she is the biggest hypocrite ever!
1st she condemns the liberal media and now she is selling her ass to the highest bidder.
then she slammed obama's healthcare plan but admitted that she & her family used to cross the line into canada to get healthcare services.
america wake up! we can't follow her bullshit rhetoric.
I have two words for every Obama basher:
Sarah Palin.
He's not perfect, but consider the alternative.
LMAO...perfect for her. Anyone who still thinks she is anything but a dumb would-be political hack who wants a buck is delusional. Countdown to the time all pro-Palin pundits will try to sell this as a serious, family-value oriented, public service/gift from Saint Sarah, when all she really is is just another reality TV media whore selling herself for the big bucks.
Well, there you have it folks. A woman who COULD have been next in line to the presidency is doing what "good Americans" do. She's cashing the fuck in! Cha-CHING! Too bad she had no reputation as a serious voice for America to ruin. UGH!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Will she end each show with a shotgun in hand aiming for the camera or the local wildlife?
This does not say much for the American political process or choices. She went from being the candidate for VP of the USA to being a TV whore that sells out to the biggest bidder. It’s mind boggling
I believe she is going to be around for a long time. Her show could be quite appealing to conservative stay-at-home moms. Hell, if Glenn Beck can become Fox News' second biggest draw, the Sarah could easily pull this off.
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Damn conservative stay-at-home moms. These people won't let Sarah Palin or Kate Gosselin fade from the collective consciousness.
One million per episode?
That's "Friends" money when they all were it.
Love all the lib bashing, they will be her biggest audience, and The View will promote it like the American Idol finale.
I'll watch if Ann Coulter guest stars (maybe with Michelle Bachmann) and they go a-huntin' and a-killin'. Ooh, ooh .... Ted Nugent!
This bitch is all about the money and those idiots that love her can't even see it. She's the P.T. Barnum of the conservative movement.
This is going to be the craziest story of the year if this actually goes through....do you really want to see this on TV? http://www.jewelry.com/2008-11-jn-obama-mccain-steal-hope-diamond.shtml
This cunt (and Sarah is the only female I'll call that name)is yesterday's news.
Submitted by sanguinivorous on Tue, 03/23/2010 - 10:40am.
So now the Discovery Channel is officially going the way of TLC into full-on shit programming?
Great. There's less and less to watch every day.
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no kidding, that channel is full of superstitious bullshit, crap "reality" programming. A&E is just as bad. Not surprised that those were the two stations interested in this bullcrap
I had some friends over for dinner and cards awhile back and turned her speech on at the Tea Party Convention, every person in the room left. It was pretty funny.
Please Jacko!!!!
Take one for the team!!!!
Sex scandal-whooot!
Palin talking about Alaska is like having the Captain of the Exxon Valdez talk about the environment.
Frankly, I'd rather watch the Captain.
I need to write a song with Tina Fey and Jean Nate...
The bitch is getting it handed to her on a platter with this news. She can't get off that easily.